Billy Connolly HBO Special

[MusicLiesnvideotape]

lol

[SapphireCrusader1988]

"YEAHHHHH!!!!! I WANNA FUCK SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!" I would love to hear that on a black box!

[ImTrickShoter]

a Fucking Dart

[ultimateiversonfan10]

Theres a guy in the crowd that looks like Jerry Springer

[Jinky1888]

He is the best of all time... The thing that sets him apart from the eddie murphies and the Pryors and Carling is his ability to just be funny on the spot, He does not have a set routine every year,, He could go to the shops for a packet of biscuits then get on stage 1 hour later and have a full comedy set about it, he just stands up there and shoots the shit,,and it is always very funny.

[urmommaOG]

I recorded this when VHS was the rage....damn it, I am old.

[buttonmastah]

sweet baby jesus he looks exactly like john cleese when he's clean-shaven

[amyray63]

This was his 1st time performing in USA. Whoopi wanted HBO to give him his own special. HBO said no unless Whoopi agreed to top billing out of greed. She was pissed. Watch Robin Williams bustin' a gut in front row

[maxibon182]

this video should come with a health warning! i nearly passed out coz i couldnt catch my breath haha ahhh too funny!! and so true!!

[darknessofkrish]

I lik him better with the beard :<

That sexy sexeh man beard..

[badeendvogeltje]

in the highly unlikely event of loss of power on all four engines, then, in all probability, we will go into the ground like a fuckin' dart!

this guy is a fkn genius:P

[Scorpio015]

Best set ever

[GAkopyan31]

lmao two words for you, Billy: comedy genius!

[goooch42]

Came back again to watch this, the funniest video I have ever seen but did not see the part about wanking, which was hilarious. Was that somehow cut out?

[nelsoncarmo26]

Greatest comedian ever.

[fourthwind1]

Into the ground like a fuckin dart! lol

[eemjmm]

Brillyent

[secretchimp69]

Thanks for this. I actually have both of his HBO specials on VHS but you can imagine the quality being about 20 years old and viewed 10,000 times each.

[biglad68]

Pure genius.. LMAO..

[fairydreamforestFDF]

He is brilliant! Thanks for the laughs!

[BitsBobsThisAndThat]

Billy telling it like it is. Pure genius. many Thanks ;) *****

[arronk09]

dont put the elastic under your chin! lmao

[PaulineVanStanley]

LOL! When archaeologists find you in 200 years, they'll think there was a river here.. LOL LOL

[stitcha123]

2,47 Im alright.............FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF haha

[Scotsbell]

The word sassenach applies to both. Highlanders did use the word to describe Lowland non Gaelic speakers.

[bidefordrfc]

although i remember being sat on a plane recently (having watched this half a year previously to the flight so i'd pretty much forgotten about it!) and as the steward/ess (not sure who) stood up and did the safety brief all i saw was the part in this "heading upside down towards the atlantic ocean, I'm alright..." embarrassingly enough i laughed out loud on the plane....attention was draw to me for a few mins....

[bidefordrfc]

to be honest all of this is funny, but i gotta say the "dont put the elastic under your chin" etc that makes me laugh so hard!

[macpac22]

haha into the ground like a FUCKIN DART! hahahah

[ikklebri]

LOVE IT :D

classic!

[arronk09]

can anybody please tell me where i can find the one where billy is in a pub making hilarious bodily noises??? i havent been able to find it on youtube so if anybody can help that'd be brilliant

[devey28]

anybody got the link for the one where there is the guy in the morgue and he puts the dead bodies in weird postions???

[arronk09]

devey28,if this is any help tp you,its on his dvd called "Was It Something I Said?" I've got a 3 DVD box set of him it's brilliant!

[benji102576]

Has anyone seen the one where he's in the blue T-shirt, about the same time period as this one? He talks about dog sex, the hairy igloo.....

[secretchimp69]

I think that's the HBO special that was right after this one. If i remember correctly, this was a special with Whoopie Goldberg on before, or after him.

Then the second HBO one was just him.

[danny1374]

Billy just dont give a shit thats what makes him brilliant no one is safe lol :D

[kikimaracas]

Found it

Billy Connolly part 1,2,3 & 4

[kikimaracas]

I saw this video a long time ago on Tv and i recorded on Beta. I loved it then and love it even more now..Where is the rest of the show? I'd love to watch the whole show again. Somebody, please help.

[gwtbh]

keep lookin, i found all of it !

[tashpish]

nobody comes near billy! he can make ABDOLUTELY ANYTHIN funny! look for his story on the pld woman on the bus! hilarious!!

[splitter123123]

Somehow he makes an art out of the phrase: FUCK OFF!

[FLETCHundMORRIS]

amazing.

[fleetinglance]

I live, eat and breathe Billy. There isn't a moment in any given day were you can't find a suitable remark of his. He is unequalled an the the dogs b*****ks. This is a classic. Look out for the 'restaurant menu' sketch too.

[usmasg]

love this shit

[66iceman66]

Does anyone have the ENTIRE performance on either video or audio? I have a copy on audio, but there is a glitch in it where someone switched the channel briefly during recording.

Plus, the videos here, while great, lack the "wanking" bit and at least one other. Any help would be great!

[HandOfBlood7]

they will think there was a river here LMFAO

[Alanaki1]

lol dont put elastic under your chin :P

[xxsweetxbabexx]

just love this! so fucking funny! LOL

[darrennz2004]

"when archeologists find you " !!!

[clamdraggin]

Who is @ 3:15 ? Jerry??

[laff66]

Can ANYONE find out where to buy this? I had a copy of it years ago and loaned it out...arghhhh. Anyway, its a Whoopi Goldberg HBO special and I've looked everywhere!!

[22jessejames22]

i think you can order it from borders. im sure you already tried that but it not check it out

[ProfessorIgor]

I've been looking for this one for a while... this might be one of the best comedy sketches of all time.. what a way to break into the American market ! This whole special is fucking hilarious..

[kazwaz78]

Face hurts!.......so funny!

[MashaKsenja]

And Tommy Tiernan. He's the best.

Tommy Tiernan, Dylan Moran and Billy Connolly

make the world a bit funnier and happier place.

[hanbeanie]

everytime i watch billy i fall in comedy love with him...he is my ultimate favourite..the only other comedian who is close to his genius is Dylan Moran..

[Franzapooch]

"Go into the ground like a fucking dart"

Bwahahahahaha

Excellent!

[thedrummerkid111]

living legend WOOOO!

love the shirt lol

[KatieMoyle]

i totally agree with scotland male glasgow and im scottish 2 so there!

[zuzbar]

yep, pretty shit comedy really, when he's performing to british, aussie or nz audiences he can get away with lots more, americans have a fucked up sense of humour along with their lazy use of the english language, american humour is on a par with german humour and we all know their sense of humour is starting 2 world wars for a laugh

[KaBOOMKait]

LMAO At Billie AND The Guy In 3.13!

KaBOOM! x

[seeriktus]

hes having to give shite comedy cos americans have no sense of sarcasm

[LAMBORGHINI355]

Maybe you should try to learn English!!!

[weirdloopyloo]

That man at 3:15!

[mjsfenian]

LMAO!

[JordanRobertson1]

ha ha ha ha

[HighlandFilm]

stop arguing you english twonks ;)

[KatieMoyle]

yeh go highlanders!!! we rock!!!!!!! exactly

[DanReborn]

hey where have all my comments gone?

[frankgallagher1]

IN THE BIN YA SASANACH EEJIT

[DanReborn]

what? shut up

[jemfin]

sasanach is english you twat

[aileanwazere]

sasanach means an english prick in gaidhlig

ok

[dazzanumber3]

.....more correctly, it means ''a saxon'' i.e. a southerner.

[LynnieG85]

actually it means an outsider (to the highlanders) so even lowlands scots were called sassenachs.

[Gludaire]

No Lynne, you are wrong. An Gall means outsider referring to a lowland Scot. Sasanach refers to the English (Saxon people). Is mise le speis A.

[Cathain78]

Literally :

Sassanach = Saxon (ie. English)

Gall = Foreigner ( a more general term)

[Franzapooch44]

Very interesting Cathain78

Thank you for this info. I LOVE learning new things.

:)

[Gludaire]

Tha thu cearr. You are wrong. The lowland Scots were not called Sassunachs.

[AyeYirMa]

****well DONT come off...**

[AyeYirMa]

i fuckin love this guy hes one of the quickest, funniest fellas ever to live with one of the best classic personalities. i have his book that his wife wrote :D

[Matt3362]

how the fuck can you not understand him ..he is a fuckin good comic

[Zapanga1]

Hey.. My native language is not english and (also, teh fact that he is a scotsman) I cant understand some parts of it, and I think I'm loosing too much! Does anybody know how can i find the transcript?

[DanReborn]

man that sucks that you cant understand him. i dont think a transcript would really help, alot of his words he says so fast and cut short it would be impossible to understand. you should just watch as much as you can, you will pic it up.

[AyeYirMa]

no actually you idiot. hes very easy to understand. if you couldnt understand him becasue he talked so fast he wouldnt be a world famous friggin comedian now would he? youre just being arrogant cause you dont like his comedy.

[DanReborn]

what the fuck are you talking about??

the guy obviousley wants to find him funny, he doesnt understand him because english isnt his first language maybe??

asshole

[DanReborn]

also asshole, if i waqs arrogant and didnt like him i wouldnt have like 5 of his dvds would i??

stupid scotch fuck

[AyeYirMa]

well come off with an attitude that kinda says "i dont like him"

[DanReborn]

an attitude like that?? what the hell are you talking about??? a guy asked if there was a transcript, and i told him no, but if he watches more of him then he would soon be able to understand him. what attitude are you talking about???

you are wierd!

[uzapuca]

ha ha...he looks a little bit like John Cleese, another genious comic.

[Sioux2]

When will Nessie give this man the Blues? And can I be of assistance in teaching her some nasty tricks beforehand? How about warming up "rectal" Bill with an independent Scottish flag?

[Bluedemon62]

God, i remember when there was actual smoking on planes, it's so funny!

And the plane crashing into a mountain in Peru - Luckly they were all wearing there safety belts. Classic.

[pjbpr1]

Before putting on your oxygen mask... extinguish your cigarette!

*Sigh* A sign of the times!

[annalong03]

Does anyone know how to get a hold of this complete show on DVD?

[cpakomak]

Billy Connolly is one of the greatest men to ever live on this planet.

[gregarca1919]

so true, so true! guys a genius!!

[swiv2d]

Thing I love about him is that his performances are like he never rehearses them.

[luvgerbut]

So funny I nearly pissed my pants

[hanbeanie]

this is one of my favourite's of Billy..(he's making me hyperventilate)..i actually have most of his material programmed in my head through years of watching him, he's been a kind of laughter therapy.. which perhaps is the reason why i say fuck so much more than i used to..!

[EvilHumanist5]

"...at least in 200 years, they'll think there was a river here!" Brilliant delivery.

[jarnomiedema]

LMAO.. I just cried, laughing my eyes out.. Absolutely amazing..

[Franzapooch]

Bwahahahaha!!! Sometimes when I think about the "fucking dart" line I just bust out laughing in public. People think I'm nuts! =)

[hanbeanie]

what you said cracked me up coz i have whole reels of bill's jokes circulating in my head...you can find me laughing out loud unnerving all those close by!

[Franzapooch]

I like the "Diced Carrots"  line in one of the other parts. Everytime I'm in a restaurant I get the giggles thinking about it.

[popjoeandco]

I have the full show but its only on audio. Try limewire

[MustaPerhonen]

Can somebody please explain that Big Yin thing, please?

[SeanMaccaUK]

It is 'Big One', said in a Scots accent.

[MustaPerhonen]

Thanks!

[kburbach3]

I have been searching for this performance for YEARS!!! You have no idea how excited I am to even find 4 minutes of it! Any way I can get the full video that you know of? It's my mom and I's favorite comedy bit of all time, and my brother lost our only copy of it years ago! Thanks for posting this much at least!

[96dmackinnon]

BIG YAN

[sleepyhollowchrissy]

"You won't be screaming you will be trying to get the seat in front out of your mouth!" LMFAO!!!

[Rawl10]

Where's the rest of the show?

[sikboy1985]

gotta love Big yin

[impablomations]

Had this on audio for years, first time I seen the video....fucking brilliant... the actions make all the difference

[JimboJones100]

"How do you do a double bow?"

[mixmmick]

I like that John Lee Hooker bit. :-)

[kr155y]

greates ever scot!!

[alacas69]

Would not go as far as that, Sir Alexander Fleming for instance was no bad too, but yes, when it comes to comedy, Billy is top of his game.

[popjoeandco]

You'll go in to the ground like a fucking dart! Classic

[PaddyIrishMan2]

I had to pause it after this line, 'cause i could'nt fuckin' breath. Brilliant!

[PaddyIrishMan2]

the "fuckin' dart" line I mean. still sore

[spikelilgirl]

I taped this when it was first on! He's bloody great!

[tishy53ster]

He is the funniest man,saying the funniest things. This being said this is my favorit. He def makes the world smile.

[bobbyburns704]

Acumfaepartick

[djdonny]

lmfao quality!

[sneakypreacher]

I remember this concert on HBO. Billy and Whoopi Goldberg were both on it. Whoopi came out before Billy. Whoopi Goldbergs stand-up sucked but Billys was funny as hell. Wish ya had Billys whole set on this...I loved when he was talking about the traffic in NY.

[YomamaKaren]

Yo!

Would you be willing to make a copy of the show?

Mine disappeared when I lent it to a friend...

--K--

[Raver8]

the Big Yin is fantastic but i can't find this show anywhere

[Climbatize]

You won't, it's never been released :/

[bloodybasterd]

the man rulez

[unitedboi2006]

lol brilliant i think billy connoly is one of the best stand-ups ever where can i download these videos if possible?