Don't hate me bc I'm metrosexual

[starfaery]

There's no such thing as metrosexual. It's just vanity.

[nintendokillsOoO]

@starfaery r u fucking stupid? metrosexual is being in touch with your feminine side, and not being afraid of it.

[TeaPips]

hahahahah funny

[Uncrazamatic]

Do you remember your first sunrise?Shapened bone and sinew clinched tightly in fist!Screaming into the blue,an urge to kill the sky.I use my heightened senses,I can smell the forest like pussy in heat.Over hundreds of thousands of years I have evolved into god of this planet.I am Man.

[sparklytwylytguy]

the only f@#!&%* difference between metro and homo is that metro dudes like chicks, not dudes, the people out there who think there is any other difference are all complete and total morons.

[sparklytwylytguy]

the only f@#!&%* difference between metro and homo is that metro dudes like chicks, not dudes, the people out there who think there is any other difference are all complete and total morons

[Danthemanlyman7]

LOL! More like FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL! I might not hate you for being a metrosexual but I will slap you upside the head and say "Quit acting like an idiot!!!"

[Jeseeu]

more like gay than metrosexual

[Nick0ps2]

"Mango" lol here we call gypsies - mango :D :D And that aint metro, dumbass, thats gay, go eat some rice...

[PhantasmaAsaka]

Unlike. That is so not metrosexual. Ugh ~

[CactusFlagg]

Metrosexual? You're just a flaming homosexual of the highest order.

[starfaery]

I'm so unmetro, and I'm a girl.

[DeanMetrosexualCity]

you should change the title to homosexual and not metrosexual, they're different=.='

[dfdgfdgf0000]

funny

[mythkw]

I hate u becoz ur asian :D

[marcian702]

what's the difference between metrosexual and gay?

[ZionNeo1]

@marcian702... its just gay

[SliC3oFicE]

ok wow, i thought i was gay and insane, (im not gay im bi), ithink u dont count as metro, and not just metro guys are like u explained, and besides, everyone know girls like gay/bi guys waaaayy more cuz they cant talk bout boys with us and take us shopping and know were not always trying to get in their pants

[Angerfist2]

You're a fairy.

[MrNyquilatnight]

ye ur not a metro, more like a flaming homosexual. No metro acts like a chick. A metro is just a guy that takes care of his appearance and has keeps up with fashion, arts and culture overall.

[starfaery]

Um metrosexuals aren't necesarily sensitive, or girly. They're straight guys, with a certain taste, who takes care of their apearance, like men usually did in the 50s.

They are just called metrosexuals now.

[magma3000]

I'm a metrosexual guy. I straighten my natural curly hair for an hour or more. I always use a nail filer after I finish cutting nails. I shave, my arms, legs, and down there. I hate sandals for men and I hate seeing crocs. I love dress shirts, the dress shirts that people wear under tuxedos.

[rafafuture]

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT........I CAN'T BELIEF I JUST 154 SECONDS OF MY LIFE WATCHING THIS ASSHOLE....... I AM A METROSEXUAL AND I NEVER ACT LIKE THIS ASSHOLE!!!!!!

[pequenodescuento]

Fuckin faggot

[CreeperDeath]

I have more respect for homosexuel than... well this. (Tough some gay person actually act like that, wich is sad... Every fashion like that are sad).

I'm not bashing the video, just the thread

[TheIgors20]

your all gay

Soviet Union will return to conquer!!

[flyinJJ]

mango is not gay, he's just acting retarded to entertain us, which somewhat entertains himself as well. that's why I love mango, he's just a funny guy who is comfortable about himself.

[godboy114]

stupid faggot bitch ass you are a freak to nature.

[babehc]

this guy is not even metro sexual. but he seems gay to me lol

Gay people can be metrosexual but metrosexual people are not gay.

anyway this guy is funny

[6sheldon]

shitt ur funnny

[Materazzi83]

please kill yourself fucking faggot

[Zidrien]

@Materazzi83 Do you understand the difference between 'Faggot' and metrosexual, idiot? Look it up and THEN post a comment. I've all the people who see this comment can report you to the police for telling someone to commit suicide, and they can track your IP adress, go to your house and charge you for manslaughter, jackass.

[giannaluva65]

im metro, but i DO NOT act like this at all

[Things108]

that was retarded at the end XD

[st3ic86]

eww

[Pl0xz0r]

you seem more gay than metro.

[ImageoftheMench]

Gay means attracted to the same sex. It doesn't matter what the fuck this guy does, or how girly he acts. If he doesn't like guys, he's not gay.

[6sheldon]

tru tru.

[PnoyBoi4Ever]

i thought metros are ppl that actually care how they look like....lmao i didnt know metros are actually gay

[tclokko3085]

gay!!! chinees

[Zidrien]

@tclokko3085 METROSEXUAL. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE PRICK!

[SDOAD]

Kids, don't do drugs. But drink beer, and smoke cigars... LOTS AND LOTS OF CIGARS!

[SDOAD]

Yesterday i spit out the window, and a little vommit came out haha

[VladimirVLD]

Heloooooooo Bitchesssss!!!!

[Hairylegs25]

first of all, you're confusing metro with gay. all gays are metros, but not all metros are gay. secondly, metrosexualism is man's answer to women in the workforce. pre-feminism, beer-guzzling, football slob-men could get away with anything and still be accepted by women. now, that doesn't cut it anymore. real men need to excel professionally and exude culture and education in addition to retaining their masculine sides. so it was born out of necessity. real metros are hyper-masculine men.

[wazoome]

Conversation with female friends:

"How about him?"

"Nah...too gay."

"Him?"

"Too macho."

"What about that guy?"

"Hell no! Look at his brows! He's WAYY too Metro for me!"

"That one?"

"Wow! There ARE some men left in this world!"

[cewkiesandmilk11]

Scary........

[crazydiamond943]

HAHAAA. Love you.

[ellmarto]

lol whats even funnier is all the people who take this seriously :P

[apegar]

You don't have to wish you were gay...because, you are GAYYYY. You are not metrosexual at all.

[VoteAwards]

you aren't metrosexual, you are homosexual.

[IlkeMujde]

i love you tooooooooooooooo! :D

[inuboi93]

i think u really need to shut the fuck up with this bullshit. i mean im fuckin bi and people have been generalizing me and the bi/gay portion of people out there.

[wiibot15]

weirdo.

[LeanCuts]

bisexual faggot

[Zidrien]

@LeanCuts NO HE'S NOT! FOR CHRIST SAKE, HE'S METROSEXUAL! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL YOU ASSHOLES!?

[MyoushinRyuNinjutsu]

Oi! Di ka metro, bakla ka!! HAHAHAA

[smacdallas]

hey stop leaving hate comments this is just a joke.... i hope

[HondaSuperSport1100]

what the fuck are you serious-lol this is wack,find A hobby or a job

[Ghanfort]

You are very cute boy!!! I'd like to fuck u!

[helouromanian]

lol funny soooo 2007..

idk but i love metrosexual guys....

[sitepacker]

your just a full out fag

[fabiannnnnnnnnnnnn]

o god gay from filipine

[gimmemoremusic]

Shame shame xD

[mandirigma79]

OKay. After watching this I'm going to have nightmares.

[ryandude2448]

LMFAO

[Halboy10]

Whats cool about being Gay?? This guy needs to come out of the closet as gay man.

[themelody979]

Metrosexual is a STRAIGHT guy thats cares about the way they look....simple as that [:

[Cheespuffs45]

Actually thats false. Metrosexuality started as a gay thing, but both straight and gay people can be metrosexual. Its been popularized as a straight thing to get popular attention.

[MRMILO57]

To me metrosexuals are influence by women, and women love it, that can mold the man.

As far as I'm concerned, it's an insult to all men.

It has nothing to do with men being gay!!!!

Real men don't do that metrosexual shit.

[soheilkh]

"The typical metrosexual is a young man with money to spend, living in or within easy reach of a metropolis because that's where all the best shops, clubs, gyms and hairdressers are. He might be officially gay, straight or bisexual, but this is utterly immaterial because he has clearly taken himself as his own love object and pleasure as his sexual preference. Particular professions, such as modeling, waiting tables, media, pop music.

[OMGitSamanthaaaaxD]

okay, before I start saying anything, the beginning was freaking hilarious.

Now, I understand how you feel. I have a friend that goes to school with me and he's also a metrosexual. I see nothing wrong with that. If a guy wants to take care of himself and seem gay but like women, that's their choice. I know it's all in opinion, but seriously people, it's 2008. Move on and get used to it.

[vasubirly]

OMFG!!!!! That is scary!

[Camille50605]

my uncle is a metrosexual but he is straight.

metrosexual is a straight guy who is interested in stuff like clothes, hair, and how they look in appearence. it's a very big thing to them

[plutoplatters]

And to think we landed on the moon 39 years ago ! Reminds me of the pioneers !

[plutoplatters]

metrogay.

[loversinparisfreak]

rofl!! smoochies to my poochies?

oh dear.

[lostidentity99]

Theres something wrong here..THERES NOTHING METROSEXUAL about you, you're simple a gay dude in denial trying to fit in. im sorry dude but you're just wrong. just come out as a gay dude, maybe you'll get plenty of GUYS like that, be honest. theres nothing more pathetic than lying to youself.

[SilvaHectorx]

are you ok??

[chrisponce]

im metrosexual and i get plenty of bitchz on my dick! =D

[swiftprov]

there is something wrong with your title... delete metrosexual and fill in "gay and in denial."

[puNkyP4ul]

you metrosexual or gay ? wtf

[rapmaztaH]

are you realy metro sexualish thingy

[mahe78]

lol No matter how " metrosexual" you are...I still love ya!

[xibeleli]

you call yourself metrosexual........ pfff gimme a break with a face like that

[elpasoan18]

ya afmb25f im metrosexual and i dont act like that either

[afmb25f]

pffff dude i'm metrosexual and i don't act like an homo ! i take care about my hair and my skin but i don't have that girly moves or that GAY VOICE !

[rebk4jc]

This loser is acting gay not metro, wtf. This is waaaay to cheesy

[WhiteEnvy13]

well i love you. <3 Metro's are awesome. <3

[yoyey]

hahahahaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaa!!!!­!!

[rocksie13]

noone loves you ...

[DaisyFknStar]

Theres a BIG difference between, gay, metro sexuals, and retards.

[jdkjdk1518]

KK lol i am metro but the thing is i dont act anything like that, for any1 that has seen that please dont think we are like that

[mesut123451]

fuk u and all chinese gay people they should die

[waniqra]

FAGGOT!

[Sangheilios]

You mean yourself?

[aregato12]

dude, u dont have any videos, ur view count is less than 50, no friends, no comments, no backround, only 2 favorites....and ur calling him a faggot. wow dude. just wow

[mesut123451]

ur a slit eyed chinese faggot go kill urself u twat

[aznphonam]

r u actually a metrosexual retarded mango?

[SuperFlamingWeasel]

I dont think so he put a vid of pickup lines.

Which are pretty good go watch it.

[aznphonam]

i watched it when he put it up already.

[romang3]

this guy is gay no argue about that. and a metrosexual is a straight guy(not gay) who has style meaning that he cares about his body and how he dresses. this idiot that made this video doesn't know what he's talking about and his definition is totally wrong. he's gay or bio but not metrosexual!!!

[Sangheilios]

You don't understand that this is comedy (so you must be fucking retarded), and also this guy isn't gay - go watch his vids where he talks about the girls he dates.

[shanec24]

more than metrosexual is homosexual and thats you!

[OutsidersGreaserGirl]

I'm a bi girl, and I understand you.

[pinkeyandbrainy]

same...cept im a bi guy....

[Stave707]

girly men = gay men

[SonicXStyle]

that was so 2007

[Pogo1405]

lol... do you notice that no one likes you :P

[orrin4]

Us metrosexuals are the future. Awesome video 5/5. =) and WE"RE NOT GAY!! WE JUST DON'T LIKE BEING DIRTY!!!

[eatfur]

lopl..hello bitches !

[255685]

metrosexuals are vain and superficial plastic douchbags go stick something up your asses you faggots

[heartthetears]

at the end if u continue that crazy nes i laugh my ass off worsexD

[elwarete]

metrosexual isnt like that...its sraight boys that just take care for theirselfes...

at least I-m like that...

[ShieldLessLink]

"that is so 2007" lol.

[cyndicamacho]

this is soo worth watching!!!lol!

[jpopkpop]

i luv u lol!!!

[FuNkYtEdDyBeAr]

smoochies to my poochies! lol love you!

[animeasianman]

im hearing this now?!?omg never knew it....

[SVJFILMS]

Haha

nice manga, r-eaal nice

and nice blooper thing in the end

-goosebumps-

SVFILMS

[ChadAsianman]

Fantastic definition

[beachplumm]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[im1shak1biotches]

I love how you play off of B. Scott cuz I love his show!!!!

[quotagirl]

I can only assume this means that

you like pedicures.

hmmmmmmm

[Danny7930]

definately south park

[wtfisthisshyt]

did u get this idea from the south park episode

[TheXibosian]

dont hate cause we are awsome.

[T3L3PROOF]

wtf......rofl!!! WATCH MY NEW VIDEO coming up in about 2 minutes

[ar3y0oj0rd4n]

please dont tell us that your'e really metrosexual.

[T3L3PROOF]

its just someone that cares about their appearance really well

[ordowski]

haha quality mate, nice work!

[dorkdude51]

Your crazy!!! XD

[velocirapture15]

Bottom line is: metrosexual= a guy who acts gay but isn't

[velocirapture15]

Heh heh! Guys want equal girls!!!

[mysticcrimson]

i think u got the retarded part right

[BigSaints4ever]

lol what about that handbag? its in every video from you? lol it makes me feel weird. I dont understand that it is there!

has this a particular reason??

Plz tell me!

Do I overreact? xD

[diamondsslugger2]

ok then pretty weird but funny.

[SockReaper2000]

^-^ smoochie to ma poochie

[HentaiRapemobile]

HAHAHA I have a friend who's brother CLAIMS to be straight, yet he wore a thong once, for halloween, 3 years in a row, he was a girl- and he asked his brother to do his makeup for him, so he did, and then realized it was 3 weeks before halloween... and he hangs out with girls, so everyone thinks he's a "ladies man", but really discusses fashion, makeup etc.. 

GOD I need to stop babbling like that... Fantabulous video....

And you make a pretty girl. XD

[Ruhnald]

You provide no valid reason not to despise you.

[paisleypower30]

I'll take a metrosexual guy LOL

[kambrand]

wow..you know ppl say im gay, but wow i kid you not now i will tell them im a gay guy who likes girls..yo thanks ..im metro yeah

[juliette248]

hahaha good video!

[guillelrrealmadrid]

Don't worry, i think that metrosexuals are cool, 'cause you are cool!

[PoeticLioness]

Lol...so funny

[whatmatt3rs]

love your videos

[elr1cbros]

helooo bitches how are you?!

LMAOOO!!!

[Malicemomomiya]

LOL!!!

That is silly

[vinson555]

I can't say I'm metrosexual or gay, I'm a manly man with a soft heart. But I'm too big to be girly. I'm to manly and not into girls things to be girly.

[KattyTee]

I'm gay so I guess a metrosexual guy would be my best kind...but not too keen on the stuff between the legs lol.

[UltiEd]

When i see this, i kind of realize, my friend is meterosexual!!! god damn him for not confessing. Awsome vid thou^^

[greenfaceskater]

lol

[mz8o8gurl]

haha i like the last part!!! xD

your hilarious

[INTHEHOOD245]

haha funey shit lol

[TAKENnameARGH]

"smoochies to my poochies..." L O L*

[JohnnyBoyf]

agreed

[raconter1]

I like your style...everybody should loosen up a little..great to have fun! Smoochies! :D

[MaryFrekinEllen]

bwhaha i love your vids!

[nightwolf014]

too funny!:D j

[Paintrain8765]

ROFL

[Aznboy166]

lolol helllllo to you too

[creativegirl15]

lol

[NOSAJTAUKIRI]

hehaha

[elr1cbros]

LOLLL!!

[msbobbie2u]

u r so funny, omg, lmao@u, what a lil' stud muffin u r. you are TOO CUTE

[mishloveslollypops]

LMFAO @ hellooo bitches haha

[slowjoker]

thats so gay its funny. you rock dude