Russell Peters - Asian People Talk (Outsourced)

[Poohz1122]

RP is the "master of accents"

[Khrystoffar]

U could take the first 11 seconds of this vid and make a 'bet u can't watch this without laughing vid' lol

[MarysUTubeVideos]

Pho phuc li.....LOL

[katara1928]

HE SOUNDS SO ASIAN

[MrBedh]

The 15 people who disliked this video thought it was a download bottom

[eRicHavingfun69]

im korean i dont speack like that and thats not how we say 6. maybe you learned some swedish shit.

[xDxWolfx]

@sasukeshann they dont, but koreans grown up in korea do the accent sounds like that,

[sasukeshann]

i have korean friends, they don't speak like that ...haha

[UrReadingMyName]

that filipino accent was DEAD ON hahaha

[boiilepua636]

the ten people dat disliked this, i bet were offended by this video...lol

[AleksandrsLV]

I didn't really get the Korean one as they don't speak like that.

[TheOfficialPunk3rz]

@AleksandrsLV Actually, some Koreans do speak long winded when they first learn to speak English. how ever, not nearly as much as he was mocking. Its called comedy,...

[Dicilion]

Shiksa = nonjewish bitch

yup

[visdruide]

when i hear asian i think of the 4 "major" countries, India, China, Japan and Korea..

[renovation61]

coz some people have totally low IQ on cultural differences.

but anyway, for this video, just for fun.

[SUPERCHEESEBANDIT]

i remember going into this shop that was literally called fuku

[India0183]

Russell Peters is Phenomenal!!!! One of the Best comedians I've ever watched.

[WeWilldoWhatever]

My favourite comedian, this guy literally makes me laugh so much... "All the Asian are Chinese" Audience: "Wooooo" "Look at them yelling out their last name so proudly" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL How the hell can you dislike this video? I really don't understand the point, Russel Peters a true legend!!!!!!!

[forgottenmemories63]

When I hear "Asian", I think of Japanese Lol

[ElMakz]

@forgottenmemories63 I think of indians and chinks

[jlspma]

"uaanaa, tsuuaa, sriiaa, pourraa, paibaa, shiksa!!" LMFAO

[trueheart92]

hahaahah Filipino in the HoUSE

[vietsoldier01]

is he actually countin in korean?

[Ilikemeows]

@vietsoldier01 No...lol!

[winditup78]

@vietsoldier01 no hes just counting to 6 in english with a sort of korean accent

[MachoMan92FTW]

lol... ''He called me a fuckin Blowjob''

*Camera points at hot girl*

2:21

[DBO165]

eastern russians are asians and they are not chinese

[Popachoppacity]

If someone isn't dying laughing from this guy , you obviously have no sense of humor !

[ETCMusicmen]

13 people are fucking blow jobs

[TheTrieutran]

Haha I know what he's talking about. They guy translated the Viet term literally into English. You f**** BJ =))) That's so funny

[cathyyen]

someone should teach Russell Peters O Chin Chin Dayo

[beaternator]

What about Japanese???

[msbj10]

DON LIE THAT A PHO PHUC LAI

[BriBri123BOOKS]

when i hear asian i think korean lol

[houseofaction]

what about the white asians who live in the eurasion nation of russia

[SomdeReggae]

@houseofaction what about them?

[louisekaille]

How the hell did he learn putangina? I wish he could do a show in the Philippines,

[ImIncrse]

Fuck you k you fucking blowjob!

[GuitarsAndPurpleHair]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !! This guy's too funny, the 10 people who disliked this video are miserable... "You fucking blowjob!" "pssst uhh yeah, so... Are you" LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[TCBxJeff]

if he was saying "Pho Phuk Lai" in canto, it sounds like "Pho fuck you" in direct translation in canto (Lai meaning "you")

[putwaanz]

jonstaz rep!

[Motozen1]

KILLIN ME!

[giggleskanza]

if only there were more ppl like him in this world :D :D :D :D :D

[iTeriyakid]

Waaah, you cut out the part where he does the Chinese accent. That's one of the funniest ones...

[ItzJustJohn360]

Only Asians can tell what kind of Asian they are :D (Most of the time i can)

[Rapatz100]

@ItzJustJohn360 yeah, and if the rest of us say wrong you kung-fu our asses!

[ItzJustJohn360]

@Rapatz100 hhhHHHHIII-YAA :P Me no Viet me Chinese you FUCKIN BLOWJOB! xD

[Rapatz100]

@ItzJustJohn360 haha but yeah, asians are rearry coor! But how do you tell the difference on facial features?

What signifies:

a japanese

a chinese

a cambodian

a thai

a vietnamese

a philipino?

[ItzJustJohn360]

@Rapatz100 Lol idk i just look at them and I can usually tell, were i am it's usually Korean, Chinese, Viet, or Cambodian. :P

Anyway you can tell by starting off with the color. Cambodian, Thai, and Phillipino are usually darker. Then with the hair, some have ruff hair or smooth... or just everywhere.

Idk lol I can just tell >.< send me a pic and i can probably guess it xP

[rgbmarrone]

@ItzJustJohn360

There are alot of pilipinos with pale skin.

[MrJarth]

@Rapatz100 alright

japanese skinny whiter

chinese chubbier yellower

cambodian more indian

thai ugly

vietnamese angry brown

philipino brown 

[Kleinlxn]

@MrJarth

Japanese has no difference to northern Han chinese.

what chinese looks like ? Hard to define actually.

Turks Muslim some Russian some Korean some Thai some Vietnamese. China is not singel enthnic country.

So learn some things that u don't know. Before u post them.

[MrJarth]

@Kleinlxn i disagree with the turks and muslims part unless there is this massive recent global immigration to china. also you forget the Huns.

any this is very tivial, i feel like you are just finding a way to critics because you don't like my broad generalisation. also i can make the same statement about any country.

[Cirno924]

@MrJarth The mountainous western part of China is largely Muslim. Also before its collapse the Mongol Empire converted to Muslam and there is still a large number of Muslims in (and around) Mongolia. Though officially, there is no religion in China ;)

[MrJarth]

@Cirno924 :D thx nice to know

[pickledtochus]

Speak an Indian Language?

One language, maybe?

[n00bszpro]

:O he didnt mention japanese people

[lvbangladeshdsalman]

hahahhaha!!!! omg lmfao



[RolandDeschain1]

Russell Peters is funny as fuck.

I'm not surprised he's the biggest thing on Earth.

[sarahmuslima95]

shixsa!XD

[fulocje]

I would say 2 that blowjob thing, So are you, and your fucking mom 2, thats why u here bad prank

[gaminglikehell]

im offensive and i find this chinese

[johnnytheprick]

@gaminglikehell

lololololololololo........ in the words of yoda: "funny you are."

[DwightKoh93]

Koreans! XD

[TheTrunksdbz]

Tuuuumaaaaa!! lol

[madmen2347]

that restaurant does not exist

[robinickoreyes]

I sure the top comments here and Filipinos.

[chandu8454]

Russell peters don't forget that ur Indian race u fucker don't make fun of Indians.

[RibuloseBiphosphate]

@chandu8454 Chill out dude, he makes fun of everyone. If you can't take the joke then please get out.

[chandu8454]

he is a big Moth** Fucker.

[TheSonorama21]

Lol girl at 3:18 is just like "... okay we're done here."

[MrLanoi]

I almost died by laughter.

[zmw96]

You f**king blow job!!

Hehe you f**king wish.

[Lancewilson1000]

im a fucking filipino

[doghartdon]

@Lancewilson1000 theres no karaoke here boy hahaha

[adarshfanslipknot]

YOU FUCKING BLOWJOB!

Hilarious!

[joonyo0]

DU MA!!! im Vietnamese and I think this is hilarious lol. And yes I fucking hate it when people assume I'm chinese, it's annoying

[PeacefulRaindrops]

I have Asian friends, I love them. And their accents are hilarious!

[backflopking]

He is a very funny brack comedian

[missellie505]

press 9: pulling a wedgie!

[missellie505]

SHIKSA!!

[esome11]

He just took the crown from David Chapelle, and prior to David was Richard Pryor, longest running. This dude is taking humor to a global level. Give it up, Russell, get down wid your bad self. : )

[TheTheRoHiN]

PRESS 2

[ppdaazn69]

DU MA!!!!

[discord20]

Russell Peters tells the most nuanced and diverse racial jokes I've ever heard. Love this guy.

[heiheiheiyo]

you fucking blowjob!!

[MrGayman777]

PUTANG INA!! lol



[kiki0polo]

*cough cough* What about Japanese? :(

[PHOENIXDude57]

you fucking blowjob!

[samthepucket12]

Press 9 repeatedly and he's picking a wedge xD

[cocuuco]

lmfao "PHO PHUC Line"

[StarSpawn06]

what of Japanese ? -,-

[TakumiFujiwara80]

1:00 "Dou Ma!!!" .... He made me laugh so much....(i'm vietnamese).In the market of south vietnam they use this phrase every 6 seconds :D

[XzTS]

"Shixa? Are you Jewish" LMAO

[boskonovitchgal]

'if you really wanna learn how to tell the difference between asian groups, you can tell em' by making them speak in ENGLISH'..!!!!!!!!!...........­....so true!

[GalaxyDinosaur]

filipinos UNITE

[RawrImWill420]

Fo yoo peepow who like prank calls, AND Asians, watch Prank Call - Raged Asian!

this is my favorite out of all prank calls this guy does...

*Ownage Pranks!*

[muffinmonster96]

Fuck you hey you fucking blowjob.

[JassieHer]

LMFAO..

HE'S H I L A R I O U S.

[jubejubee7]

He called me a fucking blowjob!

ahahahhaha!

Funnnnnniest shit ever!

[GreekMichael]

lmao ive seen phophucklie

[XzTS]

@GreekMichael

Actually, it would be spelled, without the accent marks, Pho Phuc Lai

[rasinganz]

im filipino

[karwin15]

u cut out the chinese talking!!! wen he immitates the chinese its like the funniest one!

[joman999]

his filipino accent is the best

[lIlIIlIllIllIl]

Ooonnaaa tooooa sthreea foooouraa fivaaa

SIXSA LOL

Sixsa? are you jewish? LMFAO

[SpongeBob82]

hahaha hes a crack up!!

[ItzzDottWBraavv]

SHET!!!

HIS FILIPINO ACCENT IS TOOOOOO GOOD!

xDDDD

And its true, Filipinos LOVE to sing karaoke, even if they cant sing.

[XxEpicTacossXx]

@ItzzDottWBraavv OMFG ur So Rite Mah Mom Sucks Ass At Singing But She Loves To

[hiwo91]

@ItzzDottWBraavv you kidding me all types of Asians love to sing karaoke

[totoynani143]

@hiwo91 Yes all type of asian love to sing karaoke but most do not "live it", unlike the Filipino's. Filipinos can sing songs in English at a young age w/ out even understanding the English language,( Philippine Pinoy ), where ever they may be, couple of things that they always must have(each other) - rice cooker / Karaoke, oops excuse me! its videoke now. I'm not really Pinoy but my dogs r- Totoy and Nani. My dogs and I love Pinoy food / culture.

[TheBlackVoyage]

@ItzzDottWBraavv Woowww.... really funny

[hzhangcom]

i don't like this guy anymore

[mersadman]

what should indian people think of him...look he is just straight for ewerbody and it is funny so be cool and be easy...later bro

[Nistic63]

this is my favourite clip. his face for the korean part is hilarious

[ryantheduke]

thanks, i love this clip!

[UpskirtPower]

wow at first i thought it was gonna be a major diss and negative to asians but after watching it. i really enjoyed it! what he says are true! everybody thinks you chinese if u asian! mexican people always assume im chinese! and asian people have unique tone when speaking english. its easy to tell. when filipino speak english. u know it. when vietnamese speak english. u know it.

filipino love to sing! ahahha thats why they stare at his micophone haha

viet tlak fast as hell! even in english!

[LankanPride1994]

this guys a killer

LOL

[DSKiller619]

Yea I agree! I will try to post more of him! Anyways, you are the first to comment! (-=

[jaztuli44]

this guy's da best!