Lisa Rinna's Lips DESTROYED by........

[gingeee8794]

hilarious stoner face

[Tank24RAR]

Answer to solving gay suicides:Don't be gay...

[gingeee8794]

@Tank24RAR

answer to your joke

fucking blow yourself.

[Tank24RAR]

@gingeee8794 no thank you...im not gay...

[drummerboybmth]

@Tank24RAR asshole!!

[UltraDrago2000]

if the bullies can learn hate from the news maybe gay kids could learn to be fucking normal and not shoe sticks up their ass

[gingeee8794]

@UltraDrago2000

......what?

[clubglam00]

Do us a favor....get out of youtube! U r a hater!!

[StarrySoakedSky]

i miss this intro!

[EBCC1S34]

@danielbeier2 - *an ugly, not "a ugly"

[danielbeier2]

Lisa rinna , hahaha what a ugly bitch , saw her fat lips in tv , disgusting

[Kandikid573]

anybody who smokes weed is a stoner

[ampthebest]

herpes is a bitch

[zeze40video]

Stop making videos.

[cameramanSilentEscap]

@agzfez and everyone else: no AblePumper is not the new hitler he is just one of many people who share his views. yes it is horrible and yes it might offend us but let us abandon trying to change his mind because it will not work with someone who has his head so far up his ass that he can not see the truth about anything so let him be miserable with his imaginary friends and let us continue onto other more important things then this person who is not worth our time or energy,

[XUchihaXObitoX]

@cameramanSilentEscap i agree lets just take him into the dessert and bury him ?

[gingeee8794]

@XUchihaXObitoX

what kind of dessert? rhubarb crumble? chocolate cake? creme duef?

[agzfez]

@AblePumper well it looks like we found a new Hitler! YOU! You're a racist homophobic bastard, but I do not wish death upon anyone. And please stop calling everyone's mothers "ni**** whores" or whatever. It's very insulting to everyone. It's people like you that are plaguing this world with racism, homophobia, and unfaithfulness. Get some anger management therapy, because it maybe, just maybe, change you and help you live the life that everyone should.

[ItzJoJoTV]

Oh my god... Shut up! Stop arguing! Agree to disagree!

[yearsaheadya]

on another note to uploader next time take half the meth

[marissapeters32n245]

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[SPAZZDMR1337]

click 0:29 over and over and over...........and over.

[binaryruffian]

I have a serious question for you phil, I'm not against gays I'm just curious because you seem to talk about it more than any other youtube show, are you gay?l'll still watch your show even if you are.

[catscantfly234]

@binaryruffian he has a girlfriend

[losteroni]

This guy always say's something so hilarious I have to watch it 5 or 6 times " Or your slightly prudish girlfriend who's not open to stuff and who's really really not much fun at parties " LOL !

[Ranlon]

Summary: YADAYADAYDAYADAPLEASEMAKEMEFAM­OUSYADAYADAYADA

[PUFNMhasta]

No one has commented on this video for awhile

[standout47]

Love the Ronald Jenkees music at the end :)

[tubewontletmepost]

cheaper then going to the zoo :D brilliant! 

[towneegirl5]

Hahah the kid fell down the side of the bed

[KaelaKaotic]

What is the awesome/sexy contest?

I didnt have internet for the last little while... im just catching up!

[Tocxica]

Yeah, I totally got a female hard-on for Sarah Silverman after seeing that video. I love her.

[nerdeenatalie]

HOW DID YOU KNOW I USED THIS TO PASS CURRENT EVENTS? thanks <3

[sodapop554]

Hahaha! This Phil guy is funny as fuck. Glad I found this shit.

[sodapop554]

Different?...if that bitch means different in that they have mental problems yes. Don't worry, I wont go all religious on ya as far as this is concerned. However, it's obvious that gay people have a mental disorder. Sure it may be hot to see two bi or lesbian chicks kiss. Although that's not exactly sane either. Guys & girls were made to love & fuck each other. In no aspect should curiosity change that idea.

[TheVipeRKO]

0:13 lmao! poor kids

[wallace86442]

WTF!!! Was that a Vampire Nazi/Zombie at 3:16? LMAO

[TheLovelyLiu]

LOLOLOL!! "Half the friends I have are just convenient relationships because it's cheaper than going to the zoo" HAHAHA

[shavette27]

Omoghs i had debate last year and i needed current events so thanks sxephil

[L4DFRED]

I DO HAVE A CURRENT EVENTS CLASS!!! 

[YOW1965]

OMG!! I loved the father and the chainsaw, made me laugh. made me pee, a little.

[TehMastere]

@aceandzaz

thanks!

[albanianx]

haha best start of the show

[lilgangstabling]

You are so very awesome. :) you deserve a medal of sorts.

[bung1234]

GHdigitalmedia

GHgirls.com

[sixdin]

haha tv in back lol

[Matrixcraft]

You talk fast.....so do rappers.....So i can relate

[left4dead1996]

where are the links?

[Dude2Hot2BStr8]

DUDE...you have hurpeees

[KaptinObvious]

Chainsaw.....I swear I would wait till I'm 16 and ask Chainsaw Grandpa to borrow his car and I would drive it into his own house.

[YObreaux]

no your not

[NormaPWNZ]

im in the 17% =)

[wiladin]

Whats a cubic square foot?

[skylarmariie]

Grimer and Muk are on the rise...

[neferiusnexus]

Nah *pfft* Phil... you, you got it all wrong man *pfft* ...see it wasn't at thing that blew-up in my Neighbor's back-yard, it was a fucking Dam that broke to a fucking LAKE filled of the stuff.

And now that thing is currently seeping into the river called Danube from which I Drink :(

Oh yeah... and ANOTHER Dam is apparently about to crack-open any time soon. That's why they needed the plaster for.

[snarsher1]

@VictorieJunkie In basketball, if you make a shot you ask for your 'change', like money. But Obama's caption is Change, so its a play on words. At least, that is how I interpreted it. =P

[glens18account]

ahh guys stfu about his lips. it's fucking embarrassing when you have herpes on your face, I know. it happens around this time of year. you feel shitty and look shitty... but it gets better in a week or so as is goes away.

it's just not nice to point it out to people. it's just rude, you need to hold back these comments and stop being so open with your thoughts.

[ROBB3NEYENS]

What music do you use at the end of your videos ? IT'S AWENSOME !

[iRULEYAY]

I stared at your lip the entire video.

[20120540]

ur stoner impression was gay as fuck. i dislike u a lot more now. so i feel better saying FUCK YOU

[BSBK23]

@SABREoftheWARRIOR well actually there have been studies of hormonal imbalances in some gay people that may contribute to their way of life. and if it has to do with their upbringing and environment.. why arent people in the same families also gay? and how would people being gay consume society and you..

[xgender8k]

jesus dude stop fking making ur clips with dozens of cuts!!!! its really disturbing not ever hearing you pause once in 4 freaken minutes

[TH3K1LL3RB1GM8C]

1. lol got the NBA joke 2. your eyes were so red 3. shut your mouth @quedin2u

[STVMED]

A cold sore is herpies just not the bad 1

[MerBeeBeep]

Bahahahahaha!!! Love the freaky eyebrow dance at the end :-D

[vikr195]

I even doubt your lips !

[peba132zope]

LIFE RAFT BAZOOKA EPIC WIN!!!

[vikr195]

BAD GIRLS having fun.......watch it ! (video response)

[itwillbealright]

@kiara282 Uh oh, another one.

[JWumboTravel]

3-4 minute fail....... haha keep the old intro though.

[quedin2u]

thats not a stoner idea you white faggot

[MrMattHerndon]

Love the new outro. Haha

[ShadowSeethe]

I had to watch your TV flashing bar thing the whole damn time :/.

[Drzage6]

0:11 Thats just Fucked

even so LMFAO

[eero28]

i thumbed this up because of stoned guys with bazooka ideas

[skeletonmom]

Thank goodness Lisa Rinna is doing a lip reduction...her lips look like a swollen nutsack...

[WonderWomanFan4life]

OMG he didnt talk about that NASTY lip infection. I guess thats a gift from the slutty chicks.. Maybe wash the mouth/lips with some dam peroxide that kills Bacteria!

[Arganshlarb]

a bazooka that will either shoot a lifeboat.......... OR doritos

[tragicallyx3perfect]

o_O woah

dunno what the sexy/awesome contest er whatever is but that girl is sexyyy !

[ZehFiend]

No, they didn't let them watch the scary movie. Which is why they woke them up that way. Punishment.

[camice81490]

@AblePumper I honestly hope that this whole comment is an attempt to upset people because if you really feel this way, you are incredibly dull whitted

[AblePumper]

@camice81490 I am MORE than SERIOUS in what I say. We live in Hypocritical Society that wants to destroy itself with all these insane liberal ideas & perversions of Morality. I'll not stand for it and I am ALWAYS condemned for what I say, but if some PC Fag, Dyke, JigBoo or any other subhuman Piece of Shit were to say the same thing, they'd be praised for their "right to speak."

GOD FUCK ALL OF YA!!!!!

[AblePumper]

@camice81490 It is EXACTLY how I feel and I will NEVER kneel down to a SubHuman Fag, Dyke, Bi, Trans or Pedi. Neither will I bow down to the other SubHumans that support them, but won't engage in their unnatural, SubHuman sex acts.

[CirceanShadows]

@AblePumper well Someones a little insecure of themselves. Just because your life sucks doesn't mean you should take it out on others hun.

[AblePumper]

@CirceanShadows If I was insecure, I wouldn't say a thing. Since I CARE about Country and Future and will not honor the Half Breed Nigger who is illegally in the White House and will not accept unnatural SubHumans, then I am 100+% Secure and Patriotic!!!!! DEATH TO ALL SUBHUMANS!!!!!

[thedarklordx]

@AblePumper i agree with the first part about fags

lesbians are awesome

drugs are awesome(never said safe)

obama is awesome

so fuck you on those points but gay men need to GTFO

[AblePumper]

@thedarklordx Lesbians are disease ridden subhumans who are no different than Faggots. Drugs kill and I have seen that for myself. Obama is not American and the African Race in all its forms is subhuman and needs to be EXTERMINATED.

"Obama is awesome." Why is unemployment not coming down like he said it would? Stop sucking his dick and eating his Whore Wife and You will see Reality. Stop taking drugs and You'll see Reality too.

[thedarklordx]

@AblePumper i said drugs were awesome not safe getting high is fucking awesome its just really fucking dangerous

if you dont like lesbians then theres something wrong with you

oh and obamas wife is ugly and dude it took bush like 7 years to fuck the econemy hows obama gonna fix it in 2?

[AblePumper]

@thedarklordx Drugs should NOT be used for fun. If you do that, then you DESERVE TO DIE like Michael "The Freak Nigger" Jackson. There's EVERYTHING WRONG with Dykes. It supposed to be man and woman. It's called "Natural." Dyke is unnatural. Bush didn't fuck the economy or your Nigger Whore Mother. Obama would fuck his white whore mother and it took him and his Nigger Loving cohorts LESS THAN A GOD FUCK YEAR TO FUCK THE ECONOMY!!!!! FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!!!

[thedarklordx]

@AblePumper why am i arguing with a racist conservative republican?

[AblePumper]

@thedarklordx No one is holding a gun to your head to argue with me. YOU made the Choice.

[assbaclwards4542]

@AblePumper Not only do you need a history lesson, here's a clue, the stock market, which is what started the whole economy bullshit, crashed before obama was even elected. prove me wrong i dare you. i remember the exact day that shit started. monday october 6th, 2008. when was obama elected? november 2. almost a full month. why did the stock market crash in the first place? subprime loans, and 15 banks failing. then what happened? bush pushed through his "stimulus package" all before obama.

[assbaclwards4542]

@AblePumper check the facks you ignorant racist homophobic pig. you can use wiki, but if you're with fox news in being retarded, which i believe you are, check fox news it self. search for black week.

[assbaclwards4542]

@AblePumper oh, and here's something to help your faith. you most likely subscribe to the god almighty theory, where god can do anything and everything he wants. so, let me ask you this? can god create something that's too heavy for him or her to lift. if he can, he's not all powerful. and if he cant, hey guess what he's still not all powerful.

[AblePumper]

@assbaclwards4542 I am a Scientific Agnostic and do not believe what all the vaunted, failures of organized religion say.

[TheSocialNorm2]

@AblePumper you are whats wrong with this world .. yes i am white, and i am straight and i am english ... but you and your beliefs in "god" the all seeing super mutant, who doesn't and has never existed you delusional piece of shit!, start wars, produce hatred among other HUMANS, brainwash innocent children into your scumbag shit filled views .. i can't wait until the day religious people wake up and realise that the world is more majestic and wonderful than your "gods" could ever be...

[callmepot]

@AblePumper I wish death upon you sir.

[p4ul1z]

Look, it's that loser who doesnt have any friends! Oh sorry, I forgot that he has a relationship with his hand..

[19thSFGA]

WOW Id rather be Rick Rolled any day than to listen to this crap.

[n00ne2k]

uhh.. wait, so if the 2012 thing really does happen......something something......And for the first time in history, my name isn't Philip DeFranco anymore and you haven't been Phil'd in. Have a good apocolypse.....

[oldixe]

Why didn't Rinna know that her lips were way too large a long time ago?

[LeahKaiulani]

wtfff...ur such a cutie..lolz

[Bobselete]

i'm one of the awesome :D

[JackieMcGraw]

Could you turn your TV off in the next episode? The moving blue bar is very distracting with your constant editing techniques lol.

[soccerfan1119]

holy shit you talk fast, i guess im just a stoner...

[TheMystikalmage]

Thumbs up for the new ending..... It rules!

[medelucki1]

hey phil have you played medal gear of honor for Iphone? i recommend

[shadowstar14]

Lol at the crazy samsung logo

[LeePFrog]

I agree we want the monkey back.

[Spiggersaywhat]

YEA I GROWLED

[Malebuoy]

Great show. Also Samsung should pay you for advertising there. Cutscenes with moving things rarely comes off fluidly, unless you were going for choppy/eye distracting.

[BeantownJim]

stuck to the ceiling too long!

[vdubgtiismine]

ZOMBIEEEEEEES ARE COMEING FROM HUNGRY!!!!!!!!

[777neotamakachi777]

We want the monkey back!

[jnutty666]

fuck sarah silverman she likes heroin

[keithvassallo]

LOL... I love you! in the pants...

[masacru69]

fuck u

!!!



[Knurdy]

Oh, those cubic square feet.

[AudreeSerenity]

Seriously Duude, What's going on with those cold soars on you lip?

[Sleaslug]

Seriously I love you. You get me an A in Currents every time.

[PYR0NinjaPXG]

Pause at 4:56, his girlfriend walks by!

[keyoftheowld]

Loved the bazooka weed idea impersonation thumbs up (though i always give it to u :P)

[patch0482]

Everyone bullies everyone! Even the popular kids bully other popular kids, and jocks bully jocks. Suicide is still that persons choice. Those who commit suicide are weak, selfish and cowards.

[TheBluberryPi]

Herpes.

Twice.

<3 8D

[MeganKilledTheNoise]

Current events homework (:

[Bruttalybored]

@CokewithLimeLover thanks, for the artist

[JesterNlove]

You need abreva...>.> ^-^

[cherd1971]

thats why we have laws so people dont marry family. its gross an makes me sick

[satinhell818]

my friend Annie whos 23 year old ,her father wants to marry her, its sick but they really mad in love ....! .Do they have the right to get marry ?

[platinumpowers]

@satinhell818 that is disgusting, and no they have no rights to get married. they are father and daughter. is this a serious question???

[chelseacollector]

Do you have herpes on your lips?????

[poissonCHA1]

@chelseacollector and its getting worst ^^

[deidaraslut]

@chelseacollector i dont think he does :x

my brother gets cold sores and he doesn't have herpes, lol

[greenxpaint]

@chelseacollector he does looks like he has herpes lips :O

[AlexBeston]

@chelseacollector i think he does. urgh

[thedarklordx]

@chelseacollector probably a cold sore

[youpoopLOL]

That made sense to me. Im awesome cause Phil said so.

[MsSnakebite]

the light on the tv that keeps movie is REALLY annoying -.- >.>

[soothingrash]

@MsSnakebite What light? I can't stop staring at his herpes sores.

[MsSnakebite]

@soothingrash haha, it was really late when i typed that xD now i look again it look's like that thing that goes around the tv when you've left your dvd player on for agggges, its so anyoying D: and yes his herpes are very noticable D:

[Peglaar]

it doesn't rot bone...its about as strong as kitchen cleaning products according to the scientist working on cleaning up the spill...so with prolonged exposure it will take the top layer of your skin off...its only dangerous if ingested

[nousername1308]

the river is called the Donau..

[southport97]

bee sting

[clarissa951]

i love shara silverman......

[metroduced]

beautiful herpes

[pennstatefan979]

aha..fuck silverman

[NOTjoelMedia]

Having the first black President in a basketball game? THAT'S not racist... >.>

[MattSteelCanada]

i am one of those 17 people.

[RadicalAwesomeness]

I just watched the chain saw part ten times in a row. Priceless.

[Balefulmoon]

The Chillean miners are gay and they killed themselves?

[KawaiiHatori]

That clip of the scared kids is from AFV. So old!

[piwacket33]

You sound like the guy that did the DOOM We're all going to die video.

[sirnubenegra]

urgh! this guy always misleading !

[ehcmier]

@sirnubenegra How have you been misled? And why do you keep watching if you "always" feel misled?

[BKamikaze]

DUDE YOU MAKE YOUR VOICE SOUND LIKE A HORSE DERBY ANNOUNCER...LMFAO

[sirnubenegra]

@BKamikaze and he looks like one.

[FrankGarrett316]

@BKamikaze That's what he used to do before he came to Youtube, I should know, I'm the one that hired him.

[lonza64]

Call me 304-222-3741

[LilaBoBina]

LLS I LOVE YOU...In THE PANTS ...BEST LINE EVER PHILL

[LilaBoBina]

@LilaBoBina IN FACT I WANT THAT ON A DAMN SHIRT!!

[jbpasertijo]

what kind of drugs you take!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CoonStomper88]

This change is blowing... badly.

[ItsPrincessa]

whats the difference between stoner's and pot heads?

[taquito928]

that sponsor was epic

[AspenDarkfire]

er dude, talking about semi-celebs with f*cked up lips??? isnt that like the pot calling the kettle ... er ... afro american .... or is that not cool now either

[nickigw94]

life raft... or daritos... HAHA

[InsanelyyBored]

youtalkwaytoofast

[TamySam231]

yes! the opening song is BACK!