PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED BY THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DO NOT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. now say you moms name 5 times.
3. say your your crushes name 3 times.
4. Paste this to 3 other songs. If you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck
press o for gay love being purple 1 for iean purple 2 for iean purple 3 for iean purple 4 for iean purple 5 for ... 6 for ... 7 for ... 8 for ... 9 for ... by the way ok it is so awesome if you hold ctrl while typing weegee it is so awesome WARNING only works for this vid
@TOPcrus its GOD I love being purple
monkeyburritos1234 1 week ago
lol
kabbyatt 2 weeks ago
Guy of love being purple
TOPcrus 2 weeks ago
Did anyone notice theres no 0:02
CupTheCat200 3 weeks ago
Press one repeatedly for 'you're a perv'
HackerAndBootSniffer 3 weeks ago
fuck myself my mom loves purple
kk9girl 1 month ago
@Fiery64 Well, sure... Yup, you are at the missing 2 seconds... Totally possible... (It is, that's the point!)
TheVarmari 1 month ago
I used to be purple like that, but then I took an arrow to the knee...
ChibiAngelKotone 1 month ago in playlist BEING PURPLE!
This dude wasted 1677111 seconds 27951 minutes 465 hours and 19 days of time
GimmeThumpsUp 1 month ago
i wasted like 4 minutes XD
uy3000 1 month ago 17
thumbs up if u just wasted 9 seconds of ur life xD
Doomham16 1 month ago
Funny as hell! LOL!
aardon22 1 month ago
someone stole @0:02
Footsniff2 1 month ago
i watched 2 times, so i waist 6 seconds and for writing a coment ... about 16s
Raidena5 1 month ago
Why did it go 0:01 to 0:03 soooo fast :'(
MrMediaKids 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You r going to give this comment a thumbs up for no exact reason......
milosigns 2 months ago
waste?
loudbill 2 months ago
I LOVE BEING PURPLE TOO :D
twinkiespark 2 months ago
260 peoples don't like being purple
1alien63 2 months ago
My life in 3 seconds.
HMAngelina 2 months ago
I could've sworn that Mario was Italian....
UndeadxGothic 2 months ago
does anybody notice that it's patrick talking
bluedonkeys7 2 months ago
552,000 x 3.
You've waisted 460 hours of our lives.
Zimio2 2 months ago
I WASTED LIKE 9 seconds playing this 3 times! XD
illhart 2 months ago
It keeps skipping the second second :l
Zimx02 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED BY THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DO NOT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. now say you moms name 5 times.
3. say your your crushes name 3 times.
4. Paste this to 3 other songs. If you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck
Sorry
ledhead713 2 months ago
wheres 2?
MRgamefreak713 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
thers no 0:02
elijahpederson 2 months ago
Comment removed
elijahpederson 2 months ago
ME TOO!
mewpeach9 2 months ago
my fav part is where the picture appeared!
knives564 2 months ago
wow. that was gay
ijs36 2 months ago
best 3 seconds of my life!!! 8)
deadangel1999 2 months ago
Purple....
lala199517 2 months ago
IM LUMPY AND PURPLE
asphaltlines34 2 months ago
@asphaltlines34 that's what she said
macandcheese306 2 months ago
patrick likes being purple*o*
usernamefailed7 2 months ago
wait--he's purple?
macandcheese306 2 months ago
@macandcheese306 i always wuz thinkin he wuz pink!
deadangel1999 2 months ago
I had to watch this 17 times to figure out what was going on.
DeadEndProductions13 2 months ago
i love how the tags for this video are, YEAH, LOVE, BEING, PURPLE
foodfighternat 2 months ago
I Face Palmed and Laughed so hard at the same time..
omgjoshhh 2 months ago
@derrickchua1999 I did. Moneyz?
SuhJaemin 3 months ago
Youtube recommended me this video ;0
Shaiking20 3 months ago
...BEST 3 SECONDS EVER *_*
Almostblue27 3 months ago
DIE LUMPY AND PURPLE!
But I'm not lumpy or purple!
kefkaROX 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I liked waste 2 seconds of your life better meh
pwnmaster557 3 months ago
that painting is on the wall in Rob Dyrdreks Fantasy Factory
freshANDhesh 3 months ago
GAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!!
sellbotvpmaster99 3 months ago
Lol i just remembered i keptthe volume up!! i dont want to wake my parents
OCAllstarsCheer 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I wasted 3 minutes making up this comment.
fierothehedgehog 3 months ago
I'm in teh awesome part of YouTube again
fallingballs14 3 months ago
I Paused At 00:00.00 So I Would Not Waste Any Time (Except Making This Comment.).
tek32272 3 months ago
Waste my time? That's impossible, because my time is WORTHLESS!
DXIndustriesInc 3 months ago
Is this patrick from spongebob?
VishalGReturns 3 months ago
@VishalGReturns no shit
AlexisNHS 3 months ago
259 ppl want three seconds of there life back
LtGreaseMonkey06 3 months ago
To all dislikers..... well what did you expected
sonicnarutoTDpg 3 months ago
press 2 for I GOT HERPIES!
Superstarskd 3 months ago
I'll just watch the rest tommorow..im at 2 seconds.Anyone else make it that far?
Fiery64 3 months ago 120
@Fiery64 Nah man It's really long! (That's what she said!)
ryuwar6 3 months ago
@Fiery64 THERE IS NO 2 SE.............ohhhh I see what you did there
CaledUlto 3 months ago
@Fiery64 there is no 2 seconds
kelek2 2 months ago
@kelek2 thats the point. its 3 whole seconds. or do you mean it goes: 1,3 instead of 1,2,3 ?
mdmoo2011 2 months ago
@Fiery64 The video is 2 seconds long...
Shoopboi 2 months ago
@Fiery64 im at 0:01, damm, why it must be so long?
AwesomeGuyWithWrench 2 months ago
I fell asleep in the middle...
2amanda4u 3 months ago
This has wasted over 2 weeks worth of peoples time cumulatively.... wow!
justthem2 3 months ago
I wasted more like 1 min. of my life on this video
pert42 3 months ago
wheres the secound secound :D
NAHEEMHU 3 months ago
I LOVE BEING SQUARE!
bluman5243 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
macdadydoo 3 months ago
man i feel bad i just did that 3 sec i will never get back
mngswager 3 months ago
0:00 those this replay button works? vote if it does.
ragrag780 3 months ago
no its god i love being purple
tianaleonlove 3 months ago
ah crap im at that weird part of youtube again!
minecraftboys11 3 months ago
TIME WELL SPENT! 8D
XxStardustStudiosxX 3 months ago 85
@XxStardustStudiosxX haha 69 likes xD
EmGeeFlo 2 months ago
@EmGeeFlo omigosh lolz xD
XxStardustStudiosxX 1 month ago
@EmGeeFlo for a fact, suprisingly, from 5 days ago, 4,165 likes:)
kittengirl215 1 month ago
press 1 for be a perv
shatshell 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
THUMBS UP IF YOU HAVE A BIG PENIS
ajiconal 3 months ago
You have wasted time uploading this video.. so, does it really matters?
PrincessRandom195 3 months ago
ok
2 seconds x 537,219 veiws = 1,074,438 seconds
1,074,438 seconds = 298.455 hours
298.455 hours = 12 days
see how much time we have wasted?
MegaRandompeoplez 3 months ago
Wheres 0:02? So technically it's only 2 seconds of my life?
No0bY2Sh0eS 3 months ago
SO DO I LOL XD
alfielowe0101 3 months ago
gah i love bein' purple!
candygrabber1 3 months ago
What do you mean to waste 3 seconds? That was the BEST 3 SECONDS OF MY LIFE!
BrookeCPhotography 3 months ago 2
I find it funny that most of the comments are about what mario said and not mario.
sleepyschezo 3 months ago
Did he said "OMG I LOVE PURPLE?
chuggadragon 3 months ago
Now time for my overused comment and over-excessive thumbs up.
I'll watch the rest....
*sunglasses*
Later.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Retrocharizard 3 months ago
I knew what was coming.... But I just couldn't stop!! Dx
YuzzCrazy 3 months ago
hE says yay I love being purple now shut up-.....--
LuferMarrok 3 months ago
@LuferMarrok no he say gay love purple
trollelil 3 months ago
gay lesbian purple`?
awsomereborn 3 months ago
@awsomereborn Mario isn't a gay purple guy XD
aiboluver 3 months ago
how come when i play this so many times it sounds like "GAY LOVE BEING PURPLE"
4550angel 3 months ago
too long didnt watch
Jdog89981 4 months ago
255 people were red.
in their own blood...
ToaMahriNika 4 months ago
I heard "Gay lesbian's purple!!!"
LOLLEET133764 4 months ago
YOU BASTARD!! GIVE ME MY 3 SECONDS BACK!!!!!!
Deroni76 4 months ago
Apparently, this individual loves being purple.
akimboist 4 months ago
@akimboist omg really? get your own comment
SaTSniper5k 4 months ago
@SaTSniper5k Go eat your mom's chode.
akimboist 4 months ago
I wasted 6 seconds
xMorraDix 4 months ago
Favorited. I had to.
RyanHunterTV 4 months ago
GAH, I LOVE BEING PURPLE!!!
WOAHfroggirl 4 months ago
Me too mario
vquint3 4 months ago
There's no 0: 02
danielhoang12 4 months ago
Congratulations, you have wasted a total of 1500000 seconds of people's lives
7ilikestuff 4 months ago
wow... i just wasted three seconds of my life because of this stupid video.
ALiBi212x 4 months ago
I liked because I could
Tolinar 4 months ago
Rapidly press '1' and Patrick will say 'Farting'
CrazyLoco191 4 months ago
BEST 3 SECONDS EVER!
instinctXZX 4 months ago
"i see dead people"
faithless7 4 months ago
BEST. VIDEO. EVER.
RyanHunterTV 4 months ago
I watched this in 7 seconds.
SCPOficialChannel 4 months ago
Where's the second Second?
DarkNatasX 4 months ago
i am so favoriting this!
Mrpenguinman8 4 months ago in playlist Liked
252 people don't like being purple
Mrpenguinman8 4 months ago in playlist Liked
wow lol ^Y^
shawnandjeff2011 4 months ago
You just wasted 3 seconds of my life! You could have at least warned me!
totalrandomcrap 4 months ago
umm, dude, there are no honors..
check the vid statistics
EliteROFLER 4 months ago
XD thats great
everythingyoshi247 4 months ago
who doesn't love being purple?
roykoopa25 4 months ago
That's pink!
zillyirk32 4 months ago
its 2 seconds they actully skipped number 2
kevengohan11 4 months ago
That was the best 3 seconds of my life...
darkalex1011 4 months ago
press 0 for "gay love"
bwu1796 4 months ago 64
@bwu1796 I dont see it?
DykeJohnson 3 months ago
i love being purple!!!!
graceisrocked 4 months ago
This is from the mario comic. from back in like.. 1990 something. :D
WoAProximity 4 months ago in playlist More videos from lugialga
This has been flagged as spam show
I liked the Part where He discussed the Issues with Health care and Problems with the Economy.
dethklok745 4 months ago
is this the comic from nintendo power?
Tanksareforcowards 4 months ago
i just wasted three hours of my life
TheOfficialKeyJay 4 months ago
Wikapedia:Mario LOVES bein purpl
KittyKat2024 4 months ago
I would kindly have weegee to make me purple. i can trust him.
AJKiki21 4 months ago
lmfao
baileycash1 4 months ago
Yeah, he loves being purple.
guitar45rocks5 4 months ago
Mario likes being purple. Like a boss. :)
Dial911Please 5 months ago
Where's 00:02 @_@
JackoIsDeath 5 months ago
give me bak my three seconds SO I CAN WATCH IT AGAIN :D
sonicfan5551 5 months ago
Was that patrik off spongbobs quarepants?
TheToxicBadger 5 months ago
@TheToxicBadger yes sir
michaelrobbins1 4 months ago
huh?
MegaGamer513 5 months ago
I LOVE BEING PURPLE
p1nkUn1c0rn 5 months ago
GET READY TO PARTAI TILL YOUR PURPLE
Pokeakitteh 5 months ago
This is what it means to waste time? THEN WASTING TIME IS AWESOME!!!
YellowPikmin476 5 months ago
OH SHIT IT SKIPPED NUMBER 2!!!!
BoHoVsGolf 5 months ago
bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaaaaaahaahaahaaaaaaaa
thorsbomber44442 5 months ago
Mama mia!! Ima geta bow-ser on you!
Speirs248 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
actually its 2 seconds of your life being wasted :)
brassmonkey740 5 months ago
Mario: GA! I LOVE BIEING PURPLE
Me: I hate purple
*throughs me in lava*
Me: DAM YOU I JUST SAID I HAT PURPLE!!!
Mario: I thought you said peach...
loling53 5 months ago
0:0.1
loling53 5 months ago
it was worth it
Kreisverkehr00 5 months ago
oh yeah, wasn't luigi red at one time?
SpartanForgeWorld300 5 months ago
thumbs if u raped the replay botton
explode1000 5 months ago
@explode1000 no
Salzface 5 months ago
Nice, I'll enjoy more of this tomorrow...
LampShade0123 5 months ago
0:01
TheMaster1938 5 months ago
what happened to 0:02? oh wait.... never mind it's 0:03
mainchow10 5 months ago
I LOVE THIS
spauldingjr8 5 months ago
Finally,someone who already tells how no life a vid like this is in the title :')
melvinman11 5 months ago
It is a-MAZ-ing how videos like this get SO many views lol
Pyro25100 5 months ago
and u wasted 1min of ur life to upload it
E3FEF32856 5 months ago
I LIKE BEING PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!
gam3fr3ak179 5 months ago
waste?
ROBOMAN1218 5 months ago
californication
AKg0Lden 5 months ago
i enjoyed those seconds
TheOshawottTV 5 months ago
we all do mario, we all do....
EdsRule97 5 months ago
God I love being purple!
msmo1981 5 months ago
it was so purple it brok the number 2
kevengohan11 5 months ago
Holy crap it scared me when he started talkin
webkinzlover142 5 months ago
I wan't my... dammit
1996Coaster 5 months ago
Die lumpy and purple?
MegaLukelover 5 months ago
@MegaLukelover he says, god i love being purple xd
iSkateR2 5 months ago
I pressed "0" 14 times.
Khaenz 5 months ago
@PokeTravelerLatios nope, his comment took another second to make :P
EpicZantetsuken 5 months ago
"Science & Technology" XDDDD
elad12390 5 months ago
0:00 lets make it 6!
Blackdragon52k 5 months ago
More like a full minute with load time reading the description and posting this comment.
myself1gcv 5 months ago
LOL i hit 2 and it said be a perv
ethanconner1 5 months ago
Maaario!
leviwellsysback 5 months ago
@PokeTravelerLatios actually you can time it it was 3 secs :) had to correct you, it skipped one watch it
Saltwaterowl 5 months ago
make a 10h version of this?
mattmuttBAMF 5 months ago