keys me reloaded startalk edition

[jcotmine]

ogag pla itong nag comment ng negative eh,, yan nga hinahanap ng tao un bago sa pam dinig,, kumanta ka nga ng seryus,ewan ko lng kung may pumalakpak ng kasing dami ni alyssa,,,

[evapingoy]

moonleeeet floor! since birth Australian? haha. nakakatawa naman to...bless her.

[fernanyuki]

DITO NGA SUMIKAT SI ALYSSA ALANO SALAMAT SA NAGPALIT NG MGA WORDS DITO KAHIT SI ALYSSA HINDI ALAM ANG GINAWA DITO

[sjacelar]

ang serious nyo naman...scripted kaya to...at magaling na syang mag-english ngayon at nabawasan na yung kanyang speech impediment...me shows na din sya sa gma7...so, thanks to joey...

[jepoi3]

feeling ni joey nakakatuwa siya pero hindi.....fuck you joey

[tatakpinoy2]

alyysa is a born star..ganyan na sya mgsalita..so what..pwede naman syang mg speech therapy eh..simple lang naman un but if she is being built up as another ruffa mae q...she is oka like that..pretty naman sya eh...funny pa!

[pelekeboy]

the host, his name is joey? is an idiot. he's capping on her and at the end begged her for a kiss. what a fucking pervert...that's the problem with filipino television shows, they have so many old men that are taking advantage of filipino women. he knows for a fact that she is beautiful and i have no doubt it that he probably tried to make a move on this girl. i feel so bad watching filipino family shows that shows women dancers dancing as though they were in a trip club. wtf?

[magiccaloy1972]

ok lang dapat yata maging parang ruffa mae guinto ang package nya para di sya masyadong apektado. perro maganda sya

[59211bart]

A mondegreen is the mishearing or misinterpretation of a phrase, typically a standardized phrase such as a line in a poem or a lyric in a song, due to near homophony, in a way that yields a new meaning to the phrase.[1][2] It should not be confused with Soramimis, which are songs that produce different meanings than those originally intended, when interpreted in another language.

[arnisguro]

i think she sings fine... i have heard worse... she has a nice smile and beautiful.. inside out, for she loves what she does and does not seem to care that people are laughing at her not with her... she's cute.

[pie2530]

Joey napaka GAGO MO! You're adding INSULT to Injury... napaka GAGO MO! Pinagtatawanan mo yung taong hinire ng GMA Cheappanggas!

[Babyface0603]

she asked "can i make a plug?" to promote her show.  Joey says "Spell 'plug'". She replies "F-L-A-G"....hahaha...that's too funny. You get it??? Filipinos pronounce "plug" and "flag" the same way.

[cuculeana26]

valentina hasan it was originale!

[emailroy2002]

wala ng plaka joey...

[radcam69]

I asked my Pinoy friend to use the word "deposit" in a sentence. He said, "Deposit is leaking".

[chuvanessence17]

lol, nakakatuwa cya, it's a comic relief for me. More songs alyssa. Gusto na kita

[orenjilover]

off topic buttttttt... what's the song in the beginning?

[eatmebern]

joey suckS!!!

[eatmebern]

whoever upload this video suck morethan the video itself..keys me??moron!!it should ne kes me and not keys me..the two pronounce diffrntly.

[joyce025]

joey is not funny at all!! he's so cheesey! hahah..poor alyssa...

[kinse215]

just an asshole. sori typo.

[kinse215]

maganda naman xa dapat magkaherpes ung mga taong nagpapahiya sa kanya. joey is just and asshole.

[killphil05]

atleast she accepts it..but it still is funny as hell!! hahah

[Jet665]

HAHAHA! Tanga! She gotta actually learn the lyrics.

[MiZzLLoRicO]

bro. thats funny shiiiit hahaha

[patotot05]

sparkling naman pala e

[pHinEjUs]

spell flag...? P-L-U-G...whehehe....i still love her even if she's not an eloquent speaker,,,,....

[springchken]

i kinda feel protective of her...making fun of her diction, her limitations for singing is not cool. She is beautiful, and may take all in stride...but i can't help but suspect she may feel very small, how can a showbiz career last if its based on being the butt of jokes? i like her i wish her better.

[louiedescaler]

IS BARKLEY!!!!!!!

hahahahahaha

[geenger]

you gotta hand it to her. she's a good sport

[goldendiamond99]

is she's still kapuso ?? i CAN'T SEE HER ON TV GMA PLS ANSWER

[CUConTheTube]

she's on ABC5

[richbouvier]

she is very beautiful as well as her being. regardless of her accent she still is a beautiful talent. even though joey is disrepecting her in some way...she still is a true filipina. im proud of her

[marklacepi]

she's not Cebuano nor Visayan, she's from Bicol.

[ihrmz]

atleast di sya pikon!!! hehehe!!

[wowjohnkaren]

spell plug...?F-L-A-G BWAHAHAHA!!!

[solitaire01]

swing the spinny stef...

damn it...what the hell was that?

[ervinlabrador]

yo visaya people are really good looking people.

[LeBronKK]

not true blood visyans

[purky007]

true! visayans are good-looking people! :D

[persiz]

i would like to add that joey de leon is making a fool out of her. "spell flag." i mean, she's not that smart, but she has feelings, and seeing people laugh at her just might hurt her. it was funny, but this time they went to far with the "spell" gig.

[persiz]

it's a good thing she's pretty ^^

[sjl31]

CEBUANOS are better in speaking english than TAGALOGS. that's confirmed. the girl ur makng a lafng stock s a taglog just like u guys. it's a bOomerang effect:P

[mossimo23cdo]

cebuano ppl are really bad in tagalog by nature. but they're also known to be the best english speakers in the philippines. they have better accent than those who grown up speaking in tagalog.

[jelaine21]

i agree. :)

[anak1]

i agree! :)

[animegurl0704]

spell flag! nagisip pa eh!

[rockahdelic]

lmfao!! "parang iba" @ 1:29... wahahaha! malas si joey pa nakatapat mo!

[alienkaba]

Tangnang yan tlga! kaya ang daming bobong pilipino dahil sa mga palabas na tulad ng eat bulaga! Pinagtatawanan ang kabobohan imbes na turuan ng tama lalo pang pinasikat.

[persiz]

there is a better way to put it, i agree that shows like eat bulaga bring down the intelligence quotient of the filipinoes. not only that, the girl they are making fun of is actually pretty, and she has feelings like the rest of us. what would you feel if your mistakes were squandered in your face?

[redcomusic]

omg, quit your worthless drama! other countries have comedy shows...so don't be all "this brings down the intelligence quotient of the filipinos" 'cause it doesn't matter - it's a freakin' comedy show, you idiot!!! and what the hell are you worried about anyway? it's not like many non-filipinos can understand tagalog, let alone this perfectly normal show. and even if they do, it's a COMEDY show. do you know what comedy means? geez, what a moron.

[sapantaha]

comedy isn't supposed to be at other people's feelings' expense. easy for you to say since you're not the one being made fun of.

[chrisbb1979]

you gotta admire her guts and the fact she's not stuck on herself. she is really cute and funny

[brianpatty164]

tixt me. lol

[indaysheila]

gloferi??? and what do you insinuate by saying if she's from cebu??? I am from CEBU and damn... we are BAD tagalog speakers but hello? do not insult our english!!!

[VadimD29]

if i'm single - i'd wanna marri her at least one time!

[gloferj]

Oh... She's half Aussie... Yeah she looks like a white chick but the way she speaks... Is she from Cebu or sumthin'??? peace!!!

[babykitkatz]

i bet she knows what the lyrics mean and tht its just her accent. u kno like... some ppl cant pronounce english tht good cause it aint their main language.. but damn, u guys dont hav to b so mean about it..

[sharapovafan]

true, but i'm sorry, it's just toooo funny!

[siliconsurf]

bitch better not key my car...

[ayu2kc]

lol

[pindot69]

pistiha ani oi! kinsa mai ga tudlo mo iniglis ani niya? buloka.. pero in fairness lami siya... ohhhhhhh keys me!

[cnmedina]

PLEASE GET MY KEYS

[nawanilakgaP]

Funny

[miki2526]

hahahhaa...idol ko n to...ngayon ko lng to nadiscover may ganito na pala sa pilipinas...ang saya nia...actually sport nga sia eh kasi halata namang aware sia sa mga nangyayari...pero sinasakyan nia for the sake lng na ma-entertain tayong lahat...or baka mahina lng talaga sia sa lyrics...pero kahit na di p rin sia pikon kahit pinagkakatuwaan sia...LUFET

[francis911]

Who the fuck is this? cuz it's def not Alyssa.

[wideheadofknowledge]

Idiot.

[francis911]

Whore

[ellisse4]

joey asked her kung di nya nakika ang mother nya sabi nya hindi, then joey said yong father mo, she answered "since birth" but before she answered that joey asked her right away kung Australian ang father nya, so it sounded like she answered "since birth" when in fact she was referring to joey's first question. she even added "australian po". i find her true to herself anyways...

[shapeshifter2007]

you bet you're not a good singer.

just a little looks ... a sexy body ... plus a "borrowed" name from alyssa milano ... and you could be a celebrity.

[soopretty]

hahhah i totally agree.... amen to you

[chrisjsimon]

australian yung father nya, since birth ha? lolz

cute

[Luxemine]

lol

[Starlight1010]

LMAO -- I hwill wer da shoos and you hwill wer da dres... hooooo... keys mi.

[kagandahantalaga]

actually, the truth is tapos ng college tong si alyssa. and she's a cuma laude... so sinasadya lang nya yun..

[savin4bakasyon]

Hahahaha...f l a g! cute ka pa rin alyssa...at sweet & sexy pa:)

[edsonade]

shes cute and sport indeed

[girlashleng]

what a good sport

[burwick182]

HAHAHAHA !! mas original to.... mas nakakataw keysa kay pokwang

[pvillaruel]

anong lengwahe ako

[izl10]

sino sya??????

[eikeang]

ano ba yan!!!! walang patawad! ano yung kinanta niya sa huli? whattta?!

[ladysoul1117]

huwat?

[charot23]

laking difference!!!

[nfamiliar]

ano daw?

[marteen01]

iba ka alyssa!!!! syng d ko napanood ung startalk..

[celwinster]

she's nice naman eh.

[klmn10]

nakakatawa yung song . sana napanood ko yung startalk this week . but i missed it.

[nejii23]

weell donne!!!