Crazy Chicken Crosses Road To Be on Live TV

[chardalard]

that reporter makes me want to through my laptop through a wall

[malakautube]

So this is top story for America.. stupid.

[huseinsha]

We still don't know why the chicken crossed the road... :(



[ctchampagne]

I must say I've never seen anything like this.

[TheRealDoctorBonkus]

Is this so important?

America...pssh...

[Tereeb]

No wonder why a lot of Americans starting watching the real news, Al Jazeera.

[mikixP]

why the fuck ar they filming this shit ??

[kanetidus]

@mikixP what's the problem?

[mikixP]

@kanetidus this only happens in this fuckin ass country mothafukca

[kanetidus]

@mikixP go and shot your head already !

[mikixP]

@kanetidus FUCK U ;)

[buisyman]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To become a pancake

[exoduskk2]

haha..in my placed the lot of chicken cross thr road

[exploremagic23]

that reporter is too damn excited

[dstaplet01]

"Wanted Chicken" LMFAO! That's just chicken shit.

[xxzipitxx]

why the fuck are they filming a chicken..? its a fucken chicken wheres a black man when you need him...

[leonvinhle]

tale!

[panthersrule207]

wait, take him to a farm? HE MAY MEET MY DOG THAT WENT THERE WHEN I WAS 5!

[pbearfox]

What a retarded reporter

[djerwynthebest]

why they dont catch the chicken and just EAT IT :D nom nom :P

[mickaaeeel]

chickens are female?

[fumblebane]

Americans...

[MrHussain6000]

wanted chicken !

..... what the fack

[xWestBayx]

:36 she makes fun of the indian guy hahahahahahahaha

[odisus69]

ROFL at the way she imitated the mobile gas employee

[pokemon9513]

i think she is high

[Dankniggah420]

lol this reporter sounds like such a dumb bitch...

[ZBlackmore]

2:03 thats the crazy woman from the high speed chase vid lol

[Dankniggah420]

@ZBlackmore

LOL i was just watchin that shit too

[noname766]

Эта птица платит деньги тупым тёлкам!!!!

[Ztiller1991]

Search for "Onion News, some bullshit happening somewhere" for more interesting news.

[De22Lano]

3:06 Whahah

[Chaoskiller34]

omg stfu u dumb blonde talking to the fucking bird...

[MakeYuLaugh]

@cry2love HackD by breezy~

[EGReviewer]

I thought i have seen the stupidest news stories, but by far this is the stupidest.

[cry2love]

Chicken can walk? I thought that I can get it in the store like a snickers, but woooow, it's alive!? I thought I can only eat it.

[cry2love]

Damn, this blonde is so dumb

[pablosio94]

what the fuck?

serious she call her cameraman when a doggy poos on the street

[TheAnythinger]

"The chicken has been out here and has been flying around."

Chickens can't fly dumb ass.

[t0k3puff420]

"In other news today tsunami in foreign country 1000000 dead blah blah blah...

after the commercials Jennifer will try to interview the rebel chicken!"

[29Essan]

send some cops to catch it. No wait. cops are too fat to run long distances

[DemonREC1995]

that lady:"why the chicken cross the road?",bc he want to be on tv DUMB ASS!

[bencolecumbria1995]

1 word SHOTGUN

[ThaRealGecko]

@bencolecumbria1995 3 words: Aim your head

[jamesyo34]

White And Black Chicken? UNITY!!!!!!

[jamesyo34]

You can tell she was looking for every chicken joke she can think of

[mtrx16]

chicken protesting kfc... lol

[1800DRMUSHROOM]

I thought Fox News Chicago was stupid, I guess I was wrong.

[shalinda123123123]

why the fuck is the reporter putting a fucking accent on the repot?

[TimeWiseFilms]

lol my neighbor has a pet chicken and it walks around my yard o_o and acts like a dog for some reason :o but i no see reporters lol

[designedwill]

happily ever after........

lol...

[TheMsdos25]

and that's why the chicken crossed the road

[YuvalGMI]

WTF?!! you dont have nothing to say so you tell me about chicken?!!

[frantheman180]

some one died while they reported this. just saying...

[MikuHatsune10728]

These reporters must have had a lot of time on their hands...

[Xronixles]

like bawss.

[SaxaphoneTy]

Whys the chicken gotta be black?

[buisyman]

@SaxaphoneTy because orange would just be silly.

[TheTrickster626]

WHY! Is this WOMAN not in the KITCHEN!?!?!?!??!!

[kayu38]

LMFAO woow srsly only in america... big fukin deal

[pilot71377]

Wow really your recording chickens ? so sad.

[123itisfree]

Coming down the hill at 7 O'clock, sounds like a good BBQ time .

[db35m]

NO hes not a chiken...hes A Rooster!!!!

[jdow98]

shoot the damn thing.....o its cal.

[tukedmj]

haha stupid city prople just gettin over excited just for one stupid chicken ha our america

[Speedfeenin]

If it's a male.......Isn't it called a cock or rooster?

[522spike]

they need to hire a mexican!!!!!!

[coolkid823]

rasic ass voice

[demhaitam]

a LIVE report for a chicken?!!!! it's real?

[MinhThui42696]

The chicken went on the reporter's palm just to tell her "GET BACK TO THE FUCKING KITCHEN"

[ImomoI]

chiken noises who cares !

[beerocked]

the box at the bottom of the screen "wanted chicken" ? my god americans are so stupid, just go grab the F*****G thing?

[clos1725]

its not a a he. any person with basic knowledge of what a chicken looks like knows its a she. what a blonde!

anywho god news now and days is fucking retarded

[aheitzman1996]

someone has no fucking life..

[donn99]

This chick and this story is embarrassing. Once again we are reinforcing the stereotypes about us Americans. This is not a news story.

[411leetony]

不過就一隻雞嘛。

[shelledlobster4]

ill eat him

[mexicanpowerboy]

in Mexico,the chickens enter in your house when they want...im serious,im live here

[Noblyuntruthful]

someone should run it over

[freeskierjay1233]

as an american i am embarassed of thiis

[iLovveCakes]

Wow America really knows what to show on news espacially on live...

[Paindriller]

I'm just amazed...sigh

[kkuczak0001]

this is so dumb.

[mechi478]

soo why did the chicken cross the road???

[electro1337Nex]

just imagine how funny it would've been if the chicken got fcked by a car.... "hey little chicken co.... oh ... okay... stay where you are >.> Dammit"

[luis3826]

dont lie youre not going to take him to a farm... your going to turn him into chicken nuggets!!!

[TheZoelzer2]

how hard is it too catch a chicken, have u ever got off ur fatass to catch a chicken, no u been sucking cock to get were u are today.

[stntmn7964]

why did the chicken cross the road lol:D

[SteveThePCGamer]

Crossing the traffic LIKE A BAUSE.

[daweller]

That chicken is of more value to society than the reporter.

[Zaku1234567]

I can't believe dangerous high speed chases led me to this video ಠ.ಠ

[akonvict]

LOL you can't be fucking serious.

[badrigirl]

hahahahahah only in America

[aaron4820]

it's only getting coverage cos it's black

[faYte0607]

@aaron4820 lol thats fucked up but i laughed. i''ll admit

[benyave2]

solo en estados unidos ver una gallina es noticia

[changforwang16]

where is Ron Burgundy when we need him?

[arma242424]

lol, "hey chicken!"

[daniel869106]

funny couse she's a blonde

[AdmiralUmptDumpt]

This reporter doesn't know what "per se" means.

[chistrito25]

1:57 chicken noise

[AgustinNoesEverythin]

Not sure if serious....

Or out of local news...

[rs3739]

She was , like totally winging it.

Are we struggling to create the news?

LMAO

[smartzazi]

funny how people became so "advanced" and intelligent to a point that they actually put a chicken walking around on the news..

[twisted5abi]

is this a joke



[twisted5abi]

reporter is on drugs or some shit

[twisted5abi]

stupidest shit i've ever seen

[zicasnea]

I would so do the blondy

[christian350zdude]

Really?



[afro894]

thumbs up for stereotypical chickens!!

[afro894]

its funny how a black chicken wants to chill in the city while all the white chickens hangs out in the country side!...

[byLivio]

wow,what a stupid piece of "news"...

[Ranact]

Lol. Useless people.

[mrslippery66]

thank you Jennifer I'm going to go home and wrap my lips around a twelve gauge

[spiro37]

so many stupid puns omg...leave the chicken alone, it'll get run over eventually...glendale animal control cant even catch a effin chicken :/

[Russiarules1]

This is American news? Are You F***ing Kidding Me? (meme)

Wow, time to get my stuff and get American nationality!

Pfft yeah, right...

[LifeScoops]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ?!

[Dylanforlife]

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

[flavchivadpmcg1979]

Dum bitch

[zygootiz]

why did the chicken cross the road?

to save the dumb bitches reporting career.

[gillamfarms]

Typical city slickers , can't even catch a fuckin' chicken

[TitaniumProAce]

I need to get the hell out of America, I can't believe this is news...real chick magnet my ass

[ZipperProject]

Only in America is this NEWS.

[MexicanChamp1000]

@ZipperProject true that

[CharliePT93]

@ZipperProject its better than the 20 reports of virgin mary apperances on tortillas in mexican news

[SilV3RRhYthM]

it's been a month and no one can catch it ?! dude.. for real ?!

btw 3:24 should be = one hell of bizarre reporter.. not story..

[YakulanK]

is this bitch dumb? is a hen, why the hell does she keep saying "he"? and couldnt find any other stories...its a chicken who gives a shit,, you eat it everyday

[Chico24k]

2:16 HE is a chicken... WHAT A DUMB BITCH!

[DoomArchfile]

"I was THIS close to catch him!!! Right???"

Cool story br... sis.

[eccristea]

just run it over already

[pinito25]

SHE'S A BLONDE! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SPECT HER TO MAKE A STORY ABOUT, The Hadron Collider?

[adtra7x]

someone fucked the producer to get a job.

[Hokie2243]

Her poor parents....



[asaaqas]

ok ummm get a fuckin net and catch the chicken or get a fuckin 22 and catch the chicken

[My5ong]

Title should be: Crazy Bitch talking to a Chicken on Live TV

or better yet: Crazy dumb bitch ass news reporter shouting and screaming at a chicken

[juliesweightloss]

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[juliesweightloss]

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[MrMjrocks4u]

that woman in the background sounds like she's having sex lol

[XxNightHybridxX]

@MrMjrocks4u LOL

[MrMjrocks4u]

people are being murdered and raped and these news reporters are worrying about a chicken crossing the road! this is worst than antoine dodson! lol

[bobthemage1]

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... Cause it's kool like dat! .. Stfu about it!

[Lordbaltimore19]

That was a terrible impersonation

[FelipeRSpker]

wtf? dam ther reporting about a chicken must be fucking bord as shit

[FelipeRSpker]

wtf? dam ther reporting about a chicken

[CaleniToXD]

And Here We Go Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

[TheMultimacdrizzle]

press 1:58 , Is That woman being fucked ???

[JustinBlottin]

Yo Fool! He Black, a corse he gonna run man! its in his nature!

[Drewfusi]

Play her off, Keyboard cat.

(Cue Music)

[IKNOWuyeah]

lol i wish i was nearby cuz i love catching chickens. there hasn't been a chicken i couldn't catch.

[cliffwalkinfool]

Reporter: I was making chicken noises!

Me: You still are! Shut up already and get you a desk job.

Reporter: They can take him to a farm where he can live happily ever after.

Me: Duh-eee! Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go:Chickens don't live happily ever after. They become stew, drumsticks, fryers, and the like.

[BobbahBrown]

@cliffwalkinfool Fryers are made from chickens?

[DwnNvr]

Is she sane?

[gotlice]

only in america, will a loose chicken will be on the news.

[skatepower23]

ok she was making chicken noises. what shuold've happened the chicken was going to think that shes a chicken too, thinks that they're family and go to her

[eminemthebest11]

so..... there you go. That's why the chicken crossed the road!

[Stein871]

why did the chicken cross the road? to be on national tv

[szand0r666]

dämlichen amis filmen sogar hühner auf der strasse... anstatt das die blöde kuh darüber berichtet wie ein huhn auf der strasse läuft sollte die blöde kuh das tierchen lieber weg von der strasse geben... nicht darüber ne sendung machen... *am kopf tatscht*... die spinnen die amis *gg*

[craig9569]

why did the chicken cross the road?

[ZeroPath5]

just make it roadkill and end it...damn........

[pojo205]

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

To shut the dumb bitch up.

[MrSockoOck]

I though this was The Onion

[nflguy10]

haha dude i remember that i live right up the street from GCC and i saw the chicken a couple of times haha

[129alis]

OMG !!! It's a chicken!!! I have never seen one that's NOT in a burger... lets make a story about it...

[cybernaab]

from tha hood straight gangsta

the chicken is

[Adamanai]

leave the drug dealer chicken alone! bitch stop snitching!

[GoT2FeaRMe]

Took me 22 years to finally find out why the fuck the chicken crossed the road. God bless America!

[14hoedown]

she is stoped

[czf21]

Why did the chicken cross the rode

[vip900000]

اللعن الله ابوكم مسوين سالفة عشان طير

[rezwansalehin142]

blondies friend is the chicken

[HoustonRocket281]

animal control? wtf?! they should be called animal noobs...

[nameless270]

why in the world did this stupid clip get so much views and comments?

[ViperRob42]

The sigh at 1:48 is great.

[ipredes]

Is this NEWS?????????????

[trevor6744]

Them city-flok. Never see a chicken before?

[RichardOhKaNoi]

have any of you guys ever heard of a chicken hook... well look it up...it works. why do i know. cause i was raised on a farm. chicken hook chicken hook chicken hook