Amateur Transplants - London Underground Song

[YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

Lol, when I went to London, half the line was closed.

[countbrapula]

They have a new pay deal to be on 52k by 2015. They also get 7 weeks paid holiday and are striking today because they wanted triple pay (£366 to press a button for 8 hours!) Nurses and coppers get less than half the salary and do 100 x the amount of work! .... Hope it doesn't rain when I cycle home

[mikesheen741]

They earn over £45,000 yet they are going on strike in a few weeks. They really are all wankers.

[magicaltrevrox]

God I remember being in Year 8 (4 years ago) and everyone thought it was cool to have this on their phone XD

[OcubeOTG]

lol i remember when i was 6 i had this on my phone and my mum went mad when i played it lol :)

[dudenoah]

i still remember the words after years of not listening to it, it also always puts a smile on my face

[johns4301]

i think someone got out the rong side of the bes

[ninacat88]

134 people are wankers.

[SefirothPH]

Oh yeah! I was the 4,000 like. My life is complete.

[DragonCommando1998]

0:27 Standing in the pouring rain? Isn't he underground? O.o

[BipBapCam]

@DragonCommando1998 many of the stations not in central london are above ground

[DragonCommando1998]

@BipBapCam Oh right, so it's just the train that goes underground?

[BipBapCam]

@DragonCommando1998 no you muppet.

[DragonCommando1998]

@BipBapCam I don't live in London so I don't know. And don't call me a muppet please

[jesusonpot]

@BipBapCam XD I need to start using that insult!

[Grotok]

they're all wankers

[Cowe00]

Remember all the lyrics to this but what can I say? Nothing's changed :L

[jlrm365]

In today's Metro - "Central Line delays from 'melted rail track' cause chaos for Londoners".

The system can't cope now!

Add a few million more people next summer, with London Underground at the controls, and we're sure to go to hell in a hand-cart.

It might be more comfortable, though.

[twelveawinstinct]

It's funny because half of the underground is closed this weekend ._.

[lukethefluke7]

Someone record this over the COD MW3 London train chase FOR GODSAKE!!!

[mrjwood12345]

its a cachy tune

[TheSolitaryHero]

WA-WA-WANKERS! LOL

[LittleTedderz]

funniest video on youtube

[dutyofgears1]

WHERE THE FUCKS MY FUCKING TRAIN?

[morganjps]

Where the hells my fucking train! I want my money back!

[enjoiSkater84]

can I have an amen for that?

[zippystu1]

jokes



[jackyboy203]

still waching this in 2021 oh yeah im from the future :)

[zxDJGamingxz]

Thumps up if your still listening to this in 2011 :)

[j0shissocoollike]

@zxDJGamingxz because it's still just as accurate ;)

[mollz48]

@zxDJGamingxz I was about to like this, then I remembered it's 2012 :L

[farlcoon]

Six years later and worse than ever.

[iNeems]

:3

[scalbard]

....fuck 50k?...maybe i should become a tube driver

[ZeroHikari669]

Mind The Pay Gap? Tube Drivers 'To Get £55k'

thats what it is now! lazy shites!

[lincipici]

Not 30k! it´ll be soon 50k! Hoof that bitches out and take on other people. It isn´t difficult work, almost everebody can do it.

[smoggo1981]

"Even though they now earn £50k" as of soon! Madness!!!

Surely worthy of a re-hash? I am open for collaborations... :)

[sonofsilence]

Fantastic cover/parody. I have added this to my FB group dedicated to covers. It's called "the Guilty Pleasure of the Cover Version". Feel free to join in.

[MelissaMaggot666]

epic song is epic! xD

[cameronrsc]

I haven't heard this in at least five or six years.. and I still remember all of the lyrics.

[SuperBanshee88]

Bob Crow fucks kids.

[TheSmokingun123]

Thumbs up if u raped the replay button

[TheTigerReturns]

Lol, they're doctors

[cbchips]

130 people should take there oyster card and shove it up there arsehole!

[autoairsoft163]

bullshit you should listen to the real london underground song by the jam

[houseofmuff]

@autoairsoft163 I think you mean 'Going Underground'

[CobaltIsNotReal]

@autoairsoft163

Going Underground.

Going Underground.

Say it with me.

Going Underground.

Now go say 20 prayers to Paul Weller.

[Rossios21]

im sure he says divers aswell...

[Drinkteax]

Wah Wah Wankers theyre all Wankers!

[RapidModzCoUk]

129 people are lazy fucking cunts!!

[2011skaterblue]

for any americans watching this this is a brittish voice not the posh one

[BobbeeFlores0]

GO:TO[GETAFREE360+dot:C0M!TO(G­ET"A+FREE;XBOX$360!WITH]KINECT­

[GunsRGood1]

Best song ever?

[Katharsis540]

129 work for the underground

[crazyharry39]

Oyster card: DONT SHOVE ME UP YOUR ASS. Me: Too Late. *Throws in a Toilot full of Poo*

[LiveAndLetLauren]

omg, i remember this song xD

[dangerdude363]

Great Song I played it to my sister and she asked my dad what does fuck mean

[ashl3yow3n]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING TRAIN!?

[ppplol123]

What animation program do you use?

[orchardcottage2008]

Bloody hell oyster cards must really hurt!!!!:p

[birmingham187599]

pure class.

[myName2243]

Imagine Simon and Lewis from the yogscast singing this!

[mikinatorg6800]

oyster cards hurt :(

[JadnRoch]

so funny!!!!

[DumbAssSeries1]

you know what makes this really funny its the face its true

[HannahGrahamOfficial]

It's just clicked where they got the original from. It's actually The Jam - Going Underground. Just been watching my favourite band, and realised...London Underground is a spoof of it...!

[HungryGoth]

@HannahGrahamOfficial How can they be your favourite band if it took you that long to realise? Lol.

[HannahGrahamOfficial]

@HungryGoth Because I'd never listened to this song. This spoof version until someone in my French class told me about it...and forced me to listen to this...

[thomsonfly212]

it might sound bad but its true NICE vid man !!!!!

[TmplKnght]

Can someone post the full band version and include "full band version" in the title?

[poisonzach]

gtfo london underground

[xolliex580]

0:53 - 0:55 Robots can't see that

[sealordlawrence]

All tfl workers are child abusing cunts.

[azrin619]

useless bastards... I ride my bike from docklands to Royal London ...just under 35 mins...with tube...nearly 2 hours!

[CaravanFace]

pyro lad

[DanielsonAVFC]

Much better than the other crap songs on youtube

[andrewjshepherd]

128 people work for London Underground.. :)

[mduckworth]

@andrewjshepherd this joke is so gay, you fucking wanker cunt shitrag twatface bitch bastard prick

[andrewjshepherd]

@mduckworth Hahahaha, I hope you die, you TWAT!!!! Hahahahahaaaa

[sealordlawrence]

@andrewjshepherd and I grossly overpaid.

[Frida708]

Lol yeah xD Just like when I was there! Love London though

[22may95]

@DCFilmsStudio

hes my friend

its an inside joke

its all good

:)

[CarmageddonHero]

Its funny cause its true.

[mylittlepony1992]

Is it weird that i keep trying to pause it at 0.25 to see what the picture is?!

[aaaics]

@mylittlepony1992

its a picture of people waiting.

[jlrm365]

I'd like to see London Underground pull their ****, when the Olympics are on. It can't manage as things are. Add MILLIONS more people? London's sure to suffer a massive PR hit.

[ShimmeringGeode]

its not just the tube, its the whole train system in this country. they closed the line because... a pigeon flew into the wires.

[freedomslastflight]

Love this song. Listened to it everyday, when I was attending college.

[omgitsjakeftw]

i dont think this guy likes the london underground

[Jimmylad12]

Wow... Haven't heard this since I was about 11...5 fricken years ago :P

[22may95]

@Jimmylad12

shut up you slut

[philskilz]

haha havnt heard this in a while XD

[milliebabez18]

Oh shit my friends told me to type this up on YouTube and my 8 year old sister was beside me :o

[LiMissCati2009]

LEGENDRY. normally my dad would kill me if i swore, but seeing as he gets annoyed by the tubes too, we sang together! :L:L

[BloggerMusicMan]

Replace this with TTC and you basically get the same thing here in Toronto. I love public transit, but it sure as hell ain't perfect.

[SUNNYstoner]

hahahahh!!!...

[thewhitebengaltiger]

SO FUNNY!

[lyndasguerreron65465]

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[Laura100DC]

LOL wish I could upload it on fb but sadly the language would upset some of my more mature friends :)

[warguy119]

FUCKIN AWSOME rock on

[TheBenster1998]

Amateur Transplants are bloody legends :D

[TheGinge1998]

LOL:)x

[Saffskat]

Singing this just makes me smile when I feel like crap, like today. :D Genius doctors who tell the truth, these two. =)

[kennahloe11]

Wow I forgot how good this song was , I mean its entertaining , good beat ,catchy and... it the Fucking truth !

[mrpinkbananas1985]

ha. every station has a fukin tramp

[jazmineator]

My dad works for london underground, but I fucking love this :D

[123CeeGee]

125 People must work there...

[ilisamiliRS]

I swear he says divers

[Saffskat]

@ilisamiliRS Didnt realise that before cuz i'm normally singing along, but yeah it does sound like divers lol.

[dangerdude363]

@ilisamiliRS i tough that to but if you think about it divers would not make sence it's drivers becuase the train drivers get the day off

[DUBleAAuk]

@dangerdude363 its because this song is from the bus drivers point of view "some guys like to travel in MY bus" :)

[Nickl245]

@DUBleAAuk in by bus* its not from their pov

[HenryTheGuitarist]

@ilisamiliRS Watched him live at the Fringe (Adam Kay) He actually says Drivers, which makes a whole lot more sense!

[hachille2]

Init

Da Stripper Took My Money

[MsMgader]

LOOL funny indeed :D

[TheUltraKey]

Funny as lol

[LikeAWalnut]

123 people missed the like button

[fluffykittenrainbow]

i played this in a tube stop.. the amount of people singing along=amazing.

[xReZiNzHD]

LOL

[cannedbeans0001]

this song is epic although it that may not be how the trains are at the moment but its still good to listen too

[JimmyKudoDetective]

ah bloody hell story of my life

[SuperPasta101]

Hahahaa... so fucking true :P

[alibababababy]

Im just a tourist and think the london underground is an amazing big network that brings you from one end of london to the other.

Is it really so horrible, I have 5 days Tube experience and had only twice problems.

[MrLukedfrt]

@alibababababy twice in 5 days on a tranport system in one of the worlds leading city's?

That says it all :P

[alibababababy]

@MrLukedfrt It was once 20 min delay and once all the passengers had to leave the station immediately´, but I used it the whole day not only to go to work and come back. These two times were no problem for me. I like the tube

[scalbard]

@alibababababy uve used it twice oooo try using it everyday for 20 years and its not as bad as it used to be when this song was written

[alibababababy]

@scalbard sorry mate dont get pissed

[scalbard]

@alibababababy i wasnt being pissed i was being overly sarcastic

[alibababababy]

@scalbard ok

[27anabanana]

Oh god this bring back memories in London this summer!

[jimmybob0etf0]

this is frikkn amzn

[Billinghaylad1976]

Very funny song, but I think that the London Underground is very efficient system. Try living in rural Lincolnshire where public transport consists of a bus every 2 hours, and where the first one of the day is at 08:09 in the morning and the last one gets back in the village at 5:30pm.

[Khankk12]

121 london underground workers

[MegaGooner22]

I want to shoot them all with a rifle

[boringtree]

@MegaGooner22 There's nothing cooler than people whose comments are quoting the video.

[NikeAir217]

funny shith hahahahaha lol

[Ryanislord]

LOL!

[hedgey3000]

I COULDN'T F*CKING AGREE MORE :D

[simzy71]

large amounts of olives

[stuart77182]

so true , lazy bastards !!

[thecandy118]

Brilliant. Just brilliant. 

[sciveakid]

116 poeple work for london underground

[tommo9]

TFL - TOTAL FUCKING LEECHES

[sammyxxxxxxxx1]

so far 3477 people like this while only 115 dislike it - I think that speaks volumes. Oh and I'm a customer of LU and I know someone who boasts that he works the gate line and sits in a box all day reading papers and books because its so quiet and all he does is release the gate when it doesn't work - he counted one day - it got stuck 10 times in his shift and for that he gets paid......

Yes - £30k!!!!

[Illyrien]

Whenever people ask me what computer science guys like me do I tell them that I make other people: more productive, more happy or unemployed. Tube driver being of the last type.

[jayman1600]

cool



[avantgauche]

They aren't greedy cunts. Most strikes arent for pay rises, quite often they strike over safety issues, staffing cuts, maitntaince cuts and privatisation.

Being a Tube Driver is a tough responsible job with unsocialable hours, working in in dark depressing conditions, responsible for the safety of thousands of passengers everyday Then there's SUCIDIES & FATAL ACCIDENTS.

[avantgauche]

@avantgauche 200 people a year commit suicide on the tube. Imagine wondering if today your train is going to hit ,seriously mame or kill someone. If its a suicide you'll watch them do it and you wont be able to stop. You'll be haunted by the guilt of killing someone for the rest of your life.

I call that a stressfull shitty job and they also have to deal with cunts like you

BTW I neither work for London undergound or the RMT nor am I related anyone else who does I'm just a passenger like you.

[GoodRetroGames]

@avantgauche Thanks for spreading depression. Someone just killed themselves because of you.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[scalbard]

@avantgauche shut the fuck up 

[ravinghard1]

@avantgauche I agree with you. Yeah if trains are delayed or drivers on strike it's shit but transporting THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AROUND SAFELY isn't your abc's guys.

[hammerchill224]

113 People work for the underground

[horlock91]

R R RMT!

[KeirLikeVodka]

112 have an oyster card.....

[jast4l]

i live in manchester n every 1 hu hasbin in lndn haz sed this nice 1 guys keep up the vids

[Asapoo]

they should give part refund when they take the piss

[sangonikkinicole]

this is amazing xD

[newlyborn09]

haha i love the fact that this is still today ever more relevant.

[ROBLOXROX007]

111 people got shot by a rifle.

[tities7]

the 111 dislikes are the wankers the 3,381 likes are us !!!!!!!!!!!!

thumbs up

[Ownageeee1]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooool

[fraajdoo]

hahahahah, this is so fucking true !!!

[Ownageeee1]

hahah

[red44ever]

haha that's so true, they want a pay rise for something a kid can do bunch of cunts no sympathy from me. I truly hope they do computer driven trains like in japan and you lose your jobs sons of bitches

[Billywalker1]

108 people are stupid American's who don't know wtf the London Underground is.

[PoisonRemedy321]

And hey presto the cunts are on strike again tomorrow! Joy

[ItsJustJulianna]

My friend played this in a tube stop off her iPod and got a round of applause.

[Communismcomrade]

"But the divers get the day off when..." Surely it's "Drivers".

[islandinthesea]

As much as that may be true, you can't say that there all "useless cunts" cos they're not!

[angrylaserhobo]

even the trains in athens are cleaner and more efficient than in london, it's a disgrace

[islandinthesea]

It's not that bad, sojust watch what you're saying, idiot!

[G00n3r4Life]

They're increasing the fees now and they're not going to make any improvements until 2015. Dickheads.

[sephir298]

This song is gash - it isn't a scratch on 'Being a Dickhead's Cool'.