Simonetti Television - Derek Does Dating on Demand

[DERPHERPHERPHURR]

Some of these girls are legitimately good looking. What the fuck?

[SimonettiTelevision]

@DERPHERPHERPHURR You do realize this was done as a joke right?

[DERPHERPHERPHURR]

@SimonettiTelevision You moron, I was talking about the dating site and why they'd be on there. Not you rejecting them like a pathetic neck bearded fuck.

It's hard to tell this is a joke. Joke's are typically funny. This was just stupid.

[SimonettiTelevision]

@DERPHERPHERPHURR No, you replying to this the way you did was stupid.

[DERPHERPHERPHURR]

@SimonettiTelevision How is it stupid? You made an unfunny stupid video and I called you out on it. It seems I'm the only one using actual logic here.

[SimonettiTelevision]

@DERPHERPHERPHURR No, see, you are the moron, who got all bent out of shape and came back here, and got me more views, while trying to prove a point in an internet argument. You have been trolled..Thank you for the hits

[DERPHERPHERPHURR]

@SimonettiTelevision No, you're not trolling. You're just an idiot. I pointed out that you're vid sucks and you can't take it, so you're only comeback is "LOL NO U DUMB".

I want you to have views. I want you to have so many hits that it ends up on Youtube's front page. Then wherever you go people will look at you and say, "hey isn't that the fat kid who made that really shitty video making fun of more attractive people than himself on youtube?" That way everybody knows you're a fuck.

[SimonettiTelevision]

@DERPHERPHERPHURR Ok sure, while you are at it, keep hitting refresh and keep bringing those hits

[DERPHERPHERPHURR]

@SimonettiTelevision Hey dipshit. That's not how youtube records "hits"

[AbduCola]

The Doors are amazing fat boy.

[SimonettiTelevision]

@AbduCola that's a matter of opinion faceless douchebag

[deadthelma]

lol love it

[TheStrangerInTheRye]

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Female 13-17

Male 25-34

Male 35-44

I guess that explains all the negative comments.

[MalcolmnMix]

yea it's pretty funny,Kinda mean though.

[42Osublime42O]

i thought it was funny lol

[42Osublime42O]

the 3rd girl has good taste in music.

[kouradol2]

this guy is such a loser and apparently someone, probably his mom told him he is super funny. he only did this video because he doesnt get laid, so that he could feel better about his self. bad shit....

[SimonettiTelevision]

@kouradol2 Glad you enjoyed the video

[piff14]

that 2nd girl talks like she is auditioning for a role on napoleon dynamite

[SimonettiTelevision]

You know, this video has gotten alot of attention lately, anyone know why?

[irlupe]

@SimonettiTelevision Ray william johnson did a review of the dating on demand videos and your video shows up when you search the DOD vids.

[SimonettiTelevision]

@irlupe well thanks for letting me know, glad more people have had a chance to enjoy my video as a result.

[ohhowsplendid]

omg, thats the coreys brother from boy meets world.. what happend?

[JAGH1283]

thumbs up if RWJ brought you here!

[GhettoPrincess144]

I thought it was funny...

Ya'll just have no sense of humor ahaha:)

[codygraham1992]

omfg this is amazing hahaha

[Jimmykreedz]

rabblerabblerabblerabble!

[JustVonnB]

lool funny video xD

[alexlaies]

Fashion Institute of Tehnology lol what do they build there clothes?:))

[kiki10020]

Hi, I don't realize this is a joke. Angry comment.

[marsec222]

You sir should have a statue of yourself erected in the center of New York with thousands of bound midget prostitutes spitting pickles at your feet.

[Madseasonnn]

Daaamn this guy is getting ALOT of hate.

[DeadFromSVK]

youre like "im better then these girls" the sad sing is that theyre much more inteligent, nicer, etc.. than narcistic fucktard like you... btw: i dont get how can someone that bad looking etc think that he is some kind of the opposite... get a life

[neglectoid]

this guy is gonna wake up and wonder why so many people checked out this video all of the sudden.

[cannibalbitch0m]

whats the song from 0:25?

[IplayBASS4theKIDZ]

She said not scrawny, but i dont think she was looking for a fat ass with dead roadkill on his head

[JackieIsAsian]

I officially luv you

[NoParkingNET]

Okay. Please let me break this down for you hunny. 1. Maybe you should get rid of your camera and your x-box 2. MAYBE visit a gym once or twice a week 3. Get some friends that aren't virgins you met on xbox live 4. Get a higher paying job or something , buy some better clothes! 5. Take a shower. 6. Visit a hair salon 7. Actually give a lady a compliment. Now your ready for your balls to drop, have fun completing puberty. And I hope you know I'm 14 and most kids my age could out wit you... easy

[hyrulehero91]

lmaooo i love ur reactions!

[trina86943]

haha I thought most of it was ridiculous, but it made me laugh so meh : /

[SwooshSherbert]

She said scruffy hair, not greasy

[redsglory805]

hey man your ugly and girls dont like you and all that other junk. reply to my comment thanking me for enjoying it...

[vacuumlover1]

0:39 Has Classified You As a Level Red Rapist.

[PlatinumHearts]

You are one grody mother fucker.

[themaster862]

meh..there is hot girls on "dating on demand" but its alot easyier to meet girls in real life.. and iv had alot better...online dating is awkward if you ask me ..because 1-you talk online and you both know your dessprate and have like 0 time on your hand's to meet people in real life..2- once you meet in real life and their not as you expected well...there on is the whole awkward part..3-more awkwardness..im more into real life shit..youtube is as far as i go into virtuall lol..

[yaldah1995]

He's a douche. Really. He is. He also reminds me of a really fat Justin bieber. Dunno why... :/

[ThaddeusMaximus909]

1:20 Id hit it. fuck it Im a ugly guy and shes a fatty evens it out.

1:47 Jungle fever much?

2:25 Tap tap tap it in. The Doors fucking own

3:16 Id fuck her.

3:36 Dont mind sloopy seconds.

[Jiloverz]

these ladies wouldn't want to date you either.. lol xD

[Maltinis]

that girl in 3:00 kinda looks like megan fox

[SimonettiTelevision]

I want to thank everyone who has made this as popular as it has been over the last few years, and even for those people who can't take a joke, you have made the ride with this video even more fun. and a note: Just because you say something like "If you respond at all, you will look more like a cunt" doesn't mean that's true, it just means...You're a cunt for saying it. Thanks again everyone

[themaster862]

@SimonettiTelevision lmao dude ur legit...funny ass starting to the video..trust me your gonna find a chick if they have any sence of humor

[Mugabe69]

The reason that you are such a conceited little woman hater is because you know that you wouldn't stand a chance with any woman featured on your 'hilarious' video. Your only chance of any action is to either sniff your mum's tighty whities while fumbling your pre-pubescent todger or by managing to track down a blind, deaf masochist with self esteem issues. Oh yeah, don't bother replying with a sarcastic comment little boy because you'll only make yourself look like an even bigger cunt. Toodles x

[SimonettiTelevision]

@Mugabe69 thank you for watching my video, im glad you enjoyed it

[Mugabe69]

@SimonettiTelevision well done, mission accomplished.

[silentfades]

thanks for posting I enjoyed yoru video

[CheshSmilingAssasin]

Ps - You're a fat bitch....

[CheshSmilingAssasin]

So, without looks, charm, humour, or talent. - What have you got to offer other than being a fucking moron?

[MrsFingerful]

Your narcissism is holding you back. And any girl that would date you after seeing your pig tendencies deserves whatever she gets. You are a douche.

[SimonettiTelevision]

@MrsFingerful Thank you for enjoying my video...:-)

[codygraham1992]

@SimonettiTelevision your not a douche your my hero

[BlackvvvFist]

2nd girl was kinda cute

[frogwhip]

dude your like a cliche movie character underdog. did you watch so many movies while scanning for partial nudity that you started to believe the underdog would come through eventually. Its not true man, to be appealing you need appealing qualities like social skills... qualities you don't gain while making bitchy poorly edited youtube videos.

[SimonettiTelevision]

@frogwhip Thanks for Watching, the Views is always appreciated

[frogwhip]

@SimonettiTelevision yeh, i'm afraid views wont get you laid either man... you can have all the views you like

[MrCrunkJoose]

Haha, funny stuff

[python08]

u r fat

[jjzapman]

Who is that band playing at the end?

[dommp5]

@jjzapman motion city soundtrack

[LIZZIXO]

you are fucking GREAT!

[assholecarrier]

5stars just for the burn on agiletablet, what a loser she is lol. She was probably just on her period though. Why else would a female these days be so mean for no reason....lol ;)

[Cmay68]

YOU ARE FAT. PRUANE DISSAPROVES!

[JAHSHOOWUH]

This was hilarious! Thanks for the good entertainment.

[vldas]

good video

[knivesxgunfights]

haha, i enjoyed this. Kind of reminds me of myself...it took me a bit to find the right girl, but a year and a half later we're still happy. You'll find yours :) P.S. Agile; you're a prime example of why other countries want the US dead.

[AgileTablet]

i'm kind of everything you're asking for. maybe if you weren't a fat undercut-shaved attention-starved moron you'd have someone like me, just like my boyfriend does.

p.s. your sense of humor is contrived and your music taste sucks good luck

[SimonettiTelevision]

You couldnt be everything im asking for..Cause im not looking for a Cunt..Have a good one

[frogwhip]

@SimonettiTelevision she owned you man. your response was weak. you got owned like a little pussy bitch and it's hilarious. You still a virgin by any chance?

[navaerick69bb]

@SimonettiTelevision

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[geovhonni]

you're pathetically narcissistic. And your boyfriend must suck because you're on here talking shit to someone who is having a good time instead of in the kitchen making your "man" a sandwich. lol jk i really don't care, you're just an ass :P

[JWalk]

@AgileTablet So...how come you toke so much offense to this? Were you in the video?

[ItsThatGuy8669]

3 Stars for the ALF Theme.

[inuyastu78]

wha

[SuperAnt777]

hahhaa.. that was gay and u ows me 5 min of my life

[SuperAnt777]

u got mad man titties and too much fag confidence... need to get a life bud

[SimonettiTelevision]

You want to talk Gay Check out the Sequel in the Video Responses Section

[classicwiseguy]

how the fuck is the third girl single? shes adorable

[mistralmo]

Woo you have a 360! lol..

[buck123]

that second chick was cute

[coolpix4600]

lmfao im in love with this man!

[aestheticignorance]

you are single because you are Ugly and Fat you stupid nigger.

[ranulia123]

hehe this is actually pretty funny

im a girl and i think those dating on demand things are not cool anyway ^^

they are like a last resort u know?

[shapst]

well did you get her or are u still a virgin???

[iamshpongled]

cut your hair = more girls

[SimonettiTelevision]

I do fine, So Hold Your dick Sir

[iamshpongled]

fine? the first girl in this video isnt fine, haha.

[paulsint]

like this dude's anybody to talk about "looks"

[SimonettiTelevision]

Yeah this is Joke Video you Momo, But i thank you for taking the time to give me the hit, Idiot

[paulsint]

aww, did i hurt his wittle feelings?

[SimonettiTelevision]

No i knew you would respond and add more comments to my total, thanks again

[onenastylilboy]

Seriously though...this was an exceptionally good video. This video was well edited and should have way more views! Great job!!!

[xinkor]

is this how he chooses stalking victims

[SimonettiTelevision]

Eh, your mother didnt mind

[wageofsins]

The thing that makes this unintentionally funny is that none of the women he 'reviewed' would have gone out with him had he tried.

[thauller]

Very true.

[4411ed4411]

i must be a wild mountain goat.

[OutlawStar355]

he dosnt like the doors!!! LOOOOOOSER

[heslutmcmanwhore]

i'd do him o;

[johnjgus]

lol what a doshe xD lol

[drx06]

LMFAOOO....that was pretty good lol

[MelissGirll]

so, I guess it doesn't take much for you to make yourself look like an asshole?

[MelissGirll]

please don't reproduce.

[ununhexium]

this is tasteless. show some respect for women and you won't have to worry about getting a girl.

[hyrohero1]

lmfao "wild mountain goats would'nt fuck her"

1 word... awesome...

w8 another word.... favourited.... yeah

[crazyk12]

lol this guys a faggot, and he'll never get pussy in his life.

[xxMetalxxBarbiexx]

Aaahahahahaa....the video was funny until he played the horribly gay Motion City Soundtrack at the end! Ha!

[Sentraman4]

lawl good times

[DAI3792]

haha so funny

[cockneycoe]

Funny

[felipe10]

LOL @ "Oh she likes The Doors, NEXT!"

[SimonettiTelevision]

I want to thank everyone who has commented so far, because whether it be a Good comment or a bad one, you still watched it :-) so to those who enjoyed it, your welcome, and those who didnt, Flame on, because nothing makes me happier than animosity from the clammy palmed hands of those who clearly have more fun sitting at their computers getting off on flaming youtube members. Although i will say the guy who called me a cock bobber, gave me a quote that i will use forever. Thanks, Derek

[RichGilly]

I stopped after you said "Looks aren't everything... but they're something."

YOU ARE FUCKING RIGHT MAN! Why am I wasting my time watching your ugly ass when I could be checking out the beautiful people of the world. Thank you for making me realize what a pathetic waste you are.

[StudioTora]

Damn man, how dare u to make fun out of these girls, i would date them all :D.

You are so ugly and so unfunny that you could not even date a retarded blind and numb virgin!!

And better start cuttin' that lame peace of sh*t on your head man, this ain't the 80's you know ;).

[vadim190]

Blind and numb huh? Fucking retard.

[StudioTora]

Who is the retard my friend?

[vadim190]

You.

[StudioTora]

You know, you are probably this guy his friend/lover, because only morons like you support geezers like that guy. Please take your comment & shuffle it deep inside that black whole of yours, or has Derek's dick occupied it :P.

Have a nice day, cocksucker ;).

[vadim190]

Good retort!!!

[StudioTora]

Moron...

[xxMetalxxBarbiexx]

Hahaha...this makes me laugh because it obviously was good seeing how you had nothing to say back! Hahaha...you look like an idiot.

[vadim190]

I look like the idiot? Sorry, I don't consider being called a cock sucker a credible insult, especially when it comes out of nowhere and has nothing to do with anything that is going on. IF you're going to insult someone make sure you know how to do it. Any idiot can run around yelling back "Oh I'm the cocksucker, well your mom is a whore!!11!!OMGz I am soo c00l!!" So would you kindly shut the fuck up and admit that you and StudioTora are borderline autistic?

[SimonettiTelevision]

this is awesome, i havent the slightest clue who any of you are lol.

[MelissGirll]

Welcome to the world of youtube..? Where a ton of random people watch videos that have been posted on here?

moron.

[AKingJohnR]

no shit you dumb bitch. youtube is meant for videos. and what do you do with videos? i know its a tricky question. yeah, good job, you watch them. so, yes, people who are on youtube watch viedos.

[turtleheadedbadger]

this guy is worse than anyone on those videos.

and who is this derek person anyway? y is it important that we know it's him?!

=S

[fastvr4102182]

Hilarious!!

[sodaquiz]

I know this Derek Simonetti fellow in real life. He called me a zombie hooker once. Be jealous!

[PunkleFester]

Thats awesome!!! Love the Motion City Soundtrack at the end hahaha!!!

[HRPoodersmith]

he was cute when he pulled his head out of that toilet

[jootai]

that dude owns, great personality

[grapetalk]

This was really entertaining.

and I agree he was cute when pulling his head out of the toilet : D

[darkfaceintheclouds]

he was actualy kinds cute when he pulled his head outa that toilet...

(NEVER thought id say that....)

[dirtballdan1000]

sorry bro, but all of them are waaay out of your league. including the fat chick in the beginning.

[harle24m]

i thought that was great

haha

[nathankmart]

it was lame in the beginning but then it got funnier

[PraviBosanac]

Another every day XBox360 Owner, what can i say if you wana become him buy a 360 :) LOL

[LordMorningStar]

You forgot to mention an occasional (every 4 hours) hit off joint... no work.. living in his parent's basement and eating pizza 24/7, thinking that he is the center of the universe!!

[SangReal09]

Thisguy is fucking awesome. None of you have any sense of humor whatsoever. I'd date him. Points on the MCS.

[hahaha12345611]

your a queer you fucking loser / douchebag

[dickkead]

Yeah right dude, I bet you're still a virgin.

[arbidity]

i smiled.....dat counts i gues...

[sbusz]

my advice to the girls: run from this guy. run so far away.

[jamesfrancis5]

fag

[buck123]

the second girl is really cute

[turtleheadedbadger]

derek. is. pathetic.

too good 4 other people are we?

looks hav a limit? he needs to look at his disgusting self before he says that kinda stuff. creep.

[DevilsLilHelper333]

wats da name of da beginnin song

plz n thanx u

[equivocality]

Ace Of Base - Cruel Summer.

[chemlabhost]

Dood, you rock man... you rock. You have my respect.

[HotdogEV]

What a nobjockey... I feel sorry for any woman thats ends up with this fucktard

[FrontRowVideo]

Me too.

[bloodybill007]

bro you remind me of a fake bam. i'd like to see what kinda girl you end up with "laughing" save your pennies maybe someday you can go on that tour of thai amputee brothels

[domaanator]

the point is he doesnt do dating on demand cause hes not a fucking fag cunt like you, "bro".

[bloodybill007]

hey dom you and balding derek can fuck yourselves on demand<laughing> bro besides you should really think of moving out of your parents basement, cause i think you been hearing your dad use your moms pet name during sex to much "cunt" so cheers gay lunch dom.............

[fuawe]

Well done!

5 Stars!

[supernewuser]

Now that was fucking hilarious. I'm surprised this only has a 3.

[EAGamesBattlefield]

that is awsome dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IIdeathboyII]

Holy goddamn fucking balls, that was great.

[PrettyCreepy13]

Hahaha!! Love this video!

[quadr0pus]

that was awsome dude, major kudos

[Indecent666]

Really fucking AWESOME!

[light101dark]

that was brillaint, i was enjoying it until the last girl then i was killing myself laughing

[ban10hut]

"the future freaks me out" - great choice!

[JavierURC]

Fucking A material

[KeYYeK]

that was hilariously awesome. win.

[MrFarmhouse]

"looks arn't everything, but they're something." lol hilarious, such a bastard yet so funny.

[EgyptianPrincessJade]

Lol, very funny especially the faces he made when he found out about the sarcastic guy loool!

[RacerX1111]

WHEN CAN I MEET YOU!!!

[justintruax]

you, my friend, dont have a chance in hell of getting one hot girl in your life. your parents should've made the decision not to have sex if they knew you would be the ending feature.

[MAGiCB0XPR0DUCTi0N]

That is absolutly not funny in the least.

As if everyone didn't think guys were pigs already, you just had to make it worse. Honestly, HAVE A LIFE!

Freak.

[shk9664]

That girl musician is really attractive