Water Boat Online Poker Pro Strategy: Pocket Pairs (#17)

[Tassadar11337]

HAHAH I love the brittany spears in the background. That really just sums it up

[Nosckid747]

Is this DONKEY serious!!!!!!!!!

[RvE15021985]

@Nosckid747 these strategies are high level thinking for verry advanced players...

keep practicing maybe 1 day youll be upthere with him

[griptaper]

all in 22 folds 88

[exorael]

LOL , wtf is that play,

At 19.40 you need glasses, you hit a streight Draw? and a flush Draw? where are they? running 4 and 6 ?lol, you know the math ? FOLD, wtf is that, i have Q high and sure to lose why not call! the math is on our side, lol

its not when youre SUre to die at the river that you need to play math , the long run will kill you, (witch math let you know someone will Bluff with less than Q high ? enough time to value the fact to call a losing

[exorael]

LOL , wtf is that play, i have Q high and sure to lose why not call! the math is on our side, lol

its not when youre SUre to die at the river that you need to play math , the long run will kill you, (witch math let you know someone will Bluff with less than Q high ? enough time to value the fact to call a losing hand ?)

[222loopylou]

is this bloke fa real? hes a moron and has know idea



[pekoninahmija]

You are terrible player! You were 17% favorite in that four way pot and your telling that was a good play..... F**king fish...

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[mrmartial]

haha this dude is joking i knew it right after the first minute loool

haha good one dude funny.

[Projectfrontroom]

LOl this guy is taking the piss out of crappy players, love it when he laughs at 5.45 ish

[djJaXx101]

Thank god for Water Boat a true strategic poker master. I am fed up with all the "Pros" peddling the same old junk about advanced poker. Finally someone thinking outside the box with smart, fresh and original angles. If more poker players new about and followed Water Boat poker genius, it would be a lot harder on the tables. Thanks Water Boat for sharing some true poker wisdom.

[nickdavies91]

bro wtf are you talking about your the biggest donk i have ever seen

[1skullduggery]

finally figured it out....you have to close your eyes during the game.

[1skullduggery]

ive been studying and practicing his concepts for a year, now, and i just cant seem to ever win....all i get is berated from the chat box by jealous players...lol.

[andylamthepokerfan]

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[ZzTobyZ]

88 is garbarge i dont play that bad luck fucking hand infact i had every eight in the deck so i salute him for folding, i instant fold those too

[ZzTobyZ]

13:07 - "I don't know what this donkey was doing he just got punished"

after going all in with 48 and the guy calles with AQ

[ZzTobyZ]

LOL at him saying he played pocket two' scorrectly

[Diablo123owns]

why is there britney spears playing in the back ground?? LOL

[RentIsToDamnHigh]

laughed my fucking ass off @ 10:40 - 10:52 ''Gotta catchem' all'' .............  "GOTTAAA CAAATCHEM AAAALLLLL!!!!!'' LOLOLOLOL

[ODAR69]

BOOOM XD

[JoinTheCollective]

This is nuts!

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[defqon169]

omg lol

[thegreen895]

this guy is hilarious

[Reefer2000]

nice britney spears in background

[qbikqwe]

ahhahhaah 22 allin j2 allin  88 fold looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ol

[Pruane2ishot]

i love the fold at 12:22

[Koanajimi]

lol 25% rake wtf ??

[Silentvoiz]

Lol if you can't say if this a joke or for real then YOU are the donk

[DisturbedV7]

i thought he was being serious at first...

[MrPiffmunchies]

k after watching the rest of the video i can forsure say that he is joking around

[MrPiffmunchies]

Does this guy actually think he knows what he's doing, i don't know if this is a joke or not

[DuellMeNoob]

@MrPiffmunchies you dont know if this is a joke? luckily we all know that you are retarded.

[Koanajimi]

@MrPiffmunchies his bankroll is over 5k so i guess he's joking

[Pruane2ishot]

@Koanajimi last time i checked it was over 2M

[originalusername2749]

You can come to my poker night anytime

[conor66666]

i cant wait for the day i see water boat when i enter a tournament lol

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[greyman88]

Why isn't this guy on tv?

[yourspeciallilguy]

HOW can YOU say you made a profit at the end when you busted out first hand in the first tourney?

Do the buy in math artard !

[iwishudied]

Insta-muck 8s made me lol irl

[PotCtrl]

lmao he couldnt hold it in @ 5:55

[LastSasquatch]

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[antoniodonia]

This guy is a big joke, that's it check his statistic: 524 $0 $3 118% -$93 - 63 FullTilt x

[weefeatures]

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[tmalsixx]

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[devken9497]

Wow!! I can't believe he lost at the end(laugh,cough , excuse me). With all those great starting hands he was playing and and the greats odds he was referring too.(laugh,cough , excuse me). He should become a pro or write a book about poker odds(laugh,cough , excuse me).

[allgiiys]

britney spears music in the background lol

[HunterHecks]

awesome!

[rickvdmeer1]

pokemon!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Juntahh]

ROFL

[magarnigle100]

16min 20 seconds : "Im letting go these jack cause i dont know much about my opponent" ....... WHY???? your a loser

[mjshine24]

@magarnigle100 he's clearly only joking and trying to teach beginners the wrong play so he will profit when he plays properly

[magarnigle100]

This guy has no idea . playing online poker is going blind against anyone

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[RAKIMALLAH12]

thank you i needed this, you deserve to get paid for this kind of comedy

[raver22xtc]

LOL

[deViezerik]

bet 50 on a 500 pot: "stay agressive, we dont want him to draw out for free"

HILARIOUS!!!!

your the man!!

[KnfRaw]

Yes Britney Spears!

[colindevlin88]

his bankroll is 5 k real money sick

[dieselboy87]

this is exactly the kind of logic my friend uses when he plays poker, and he claims to be a better poker player than me. i just laugh at him lol

[RentIsToDamnHigh]

@dieselboy87 hahahaha, come to think of my friend plays like this too, also thinks he's pretty good XD I avoid poker conversation at all costs, to save him the embarrassment lol

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[chilled2134]

ok ok right i posted my first message before i watched 2 mins of the vid and now i see he was pissing about and i cant stop laughing at his game. well done lol

[chilled2134]

I'm sorry this guy is the biggest donkey i know he was having and orgasm over pocket 2's knowing full well 4 ppl calling obviously 1 had a better hand. he is an id iot

[s0348953]

this guy is hilarious

[Mikey1724]

ever notice the funky music in this dudes videos??

lol fuken funnny

[madass888]

You guys are all WRONG! I made thousands of dollars using his strategy.

[smokebogie]

lol i knew this was a joke when he says 67 good hand

[UndercoverLdn]

If we think about it theoraticly, what's a pocket pair?

It's 2 cards that are the same....what does that means, It means that there are only 2 cards left for a set or quads....I don't really like that, I'd be rather be dealt J6o...because it's off, you can hit 2 different flushes and there are tons of possibility's for a straight.

Some people say you should never fold kings or aces....well.... I tell them now, you guys are idiots

lol

[kosai19]

I don't know why he makes videos where he shows people exactly what NOT to do and acts like it's a good move. If you watch some of his videos he's actually serious and has some really high level thinking.

Maybe he realizes most people don't have a clue about poker and as a result he'll mess with 'em?

[UndercoverLdn]

@kosai19

Yes, this is just done for fun..

[marshall5873]

this guy doesnt have a clue aout poker what so ever

[marshall5873]

who would call that bt pe flop with 67?

[bubawithabuktonizhed]

lmfao, i tried the twilight strat for one hand (deep ina $1 mtt) KK sb, min twilight bet a blind steal, min twilight bet flop J95, bet 50%pot turn 8, and min twilight bet river 4.. got paid off by Q5 lololol........... <3 the vids keepm comn

[Kr8mer]

dude u got lucky with the pocket 2's

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[cbassimhs04]

are you kidding me this guy is a fail everything he says is wrong lol

[sauish]

lol britney spears

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[LMCEFC]

haha great stuff

[berenbossen]

your wasting your potential....

someone with such a refreshing look on poker can make a living out everything he touch :D... It wil turn into gold!

your strategy really helped me a lot improving my game,

waiting for more lessons from the pro

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[Yurca]

All the retards taking it seriously are loling me off. He's a great player.

[UndercoverLdn]

@Yurca

Yeah, he's a great player, his sharkscope graph proves it.

[dan11749]

oh my god! i almost threw up at 1:11 that was so effing funny!!! "i got my pair, its an easy call" i dont know if this is meant to be funny, but that was absolutely hilarious!!!

[e1m1b]

lol at the folding pocket 9's in the SB. Nice video. Pretty funny.

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[mattownsu1]

You actually didn't make a profit you are -0.20

[mattownsu1]

5:50 lmfaoooo I replayed that like 5times...you made yurself laugh..lmfaooo

[nichols44]

wow, strt up donk !

[l0ph0nis]

lol...pretty easy call....with donk pair...which donkey kong would fold immediately...

[MoFo872]

LOL THE MAN HAS GOT BRITNEY SPEARS IN THE BACKGROUND DONT LISTEN TO THIS CLOWN

[vincentizghra]

"If you're gonna bust out you may as well bust out in the first hand, it's just more profitable that way. You get to play more tournaments that way." Lol....

[DrowzyWhisper]

For the people that think that this is serious...work on your 'sarcasm-detect' radar o_O

[ErsinYildiz]

1dollar s&g -_-

if u really wanna play poker, not vs donks etc play higher buy ins

and start play smarter -_-

[JDI0]

omg , " i have to have aces why else i would go all in" or going all in with 2s wtf? u suck dude. just got lucky there.

looks like he wants to teach us to suck so he could own it :D

[joaoaguilarr]

what a donk!

[djmccabie]

this is hilarous!

[aaronflan90]

Four-bet pocket duces? What a joker this guy is...

[MaverickZ]

this guy either has a flush draw....or quads!

[MidnightDC696969]

all in with J2, insta fold 88...where did you learn this high level strategy?

[IanAKX23]

I would love to play poker against this fool! This is a video for pro donks!

[seanhow33]

i started to watch this video for some instruction, but to be honest this bloke needs to give ME a call. what a prize idiot, K4 out of position, allin 23 come on get a grip

[iwishudied]

The muck of 8s without a comment made me looool

[alienbrayn]

this is brilliant, fuck the haters. really, it's pretty obvious what this guys goals are... he's providing false information to all the poker noobs, this way there's less good competition. pokers growing fast, we needs all the donks we can get

[alwetende]

this guy's creating donks with bad tutorials

and then takes their money when they start imitating this moronic plays.

pretty clever thinking!

[unreal003]

LOL I love when hes talking about folding ak and aq instead of raising preflop and then he pushed a limper all in with 23o hilarious

[spfldfalcons]

the sad thing is this guy has 5 grand in his account

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[functionalchum2]

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[kamikaz67]

Is this a comedy on how donks play or is this guy for real? lol

[charlesszz]

once again you've taught me some deep strategies! gotta love you sir!

[ModeLTU]

lol 04:00 "Oh, this is just magical.Wow *sigh* "

[flower2008]

He should sell these videos to Ripley's believe it or not llmao ... i couldnt believe it lol!!!

he cant even read the board and he is giving advice ... AMAZING!

[Jarizono]

These videos are great, this is exactly how you shouldn't play, just listen to everything he says and do the exact opposite :)

[Idelan]

I love when you start to laugh and smooth it over with a cough and say, excuse me.

[ModeLTU]

Yep that's awesome.

If I tried to do this myself in one 20 minute take, there's no way I wouldn't start cracking up lol

[vybsga]

IS THIS A JOKE?????????????

[betonOPL]

When you folded JJ I laughed so much i farted

[Jarizono]

LMAO yeah that was crazy, he just calmly folded a decent pocket pair. I cant believe he uploads these. Don't let pocket pairs fool you, especially the big ones LOL

[ErsinYildiz]

u play verry bad!!! like clown level 9

[ErsinYildiz]

know i know wy u play lowstakes

[Dahotma]

67 strong? Really

[MaxerMax]

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[AdyMiles]

waterboat - you can't play for sh it

[AdyMiles]

reraising with 22 preflop - this guy is no pro

[AdyMiles]

you have no idea what you're talking about. odds that close mean nothing if losing the hand means you're out of the tournament

[Chicharos429]

haha pokemon theme at 8:35

[xxlovinfoxyxx]

Mate, what the fuck are you doing?

[scrubnuub]

was it britny spears in the backrund =D

[supern00b]

5:50 HAHHAHAH

[jewbinson]

@supern00b YEAH LOLOL

[kimfugl]

Its like hearing Phil Helmuth sharing his wisdom...........priceless

[smakoo]

This Fucking guy is Mathematically Stupid,lol

[gamesforpeople]

you folded on poket 9's

[donkeykiller88]

dude u are the F***KING MANNNNN!! absolutely hilarious

[poohkaaa]

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[EastEndWatcher]

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[rico305305]

u r like the worst player ever!

quit trying to teach you donkey!

[madridisinSpain]

@rico305305 this guy is up $25.000 he plays mostly NL100 short handed. You are the donkey if you dont understand he is just making a joke.

[rico305305]

wow up 25 bucks.......ready for retirement i'd say!