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  • Best.Christmas list. EVAR!

  • What santa fears most!

  • my little child

  • One cannot have too many things made of cheese...

  • and i wants to go dancing...NEKKID!

  • XD

  • Lets see.. I want a barrel of flies, I want a 2 balls of glue... TO BE MY FRIENDS, and I want to go dancing NAKED!!! And I want... And a chair made of cheese, and a table made of cheese, and a.... NO MORE! GET THIS KID AWAY FROM MEEEE! ... my little child. :) XD

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  • i love how gir turns upside down when he says NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Gir shoulda dressed in his normal dog costume ten santa woulda hav sed dat

  • For christmas I want i gir doll

    a zim doll

    A cd

    a piggy

  • @tatersdaugter lol i want the actual zim and the actual GIR. I would be the happiest person aliveeee!

  • ...and a chair made of cheese and a table made of cheese

  • reason why santa hates gir is that he does not love his adorable funniness

  • a bunch of ppl say this was the only cheese reference because Jhonen is lactosentalurent. this is not true. this is the only cheese joke because the executive producer said that cheese wasnt funny.

  • @Dax424242 didnt knew the executive producer didnt like cheese jokes

  • @Dax424242 Lactose intolerant, perhaps?

  • GIR: ... and a chair made of cheese and a table made of cheese... and ...SANTA: NO MORE ........ GET THIS KID OFF OF ME!!! DX GIR: O_o

  • I feel like I've seen the bar at the begining of the video what site is that on????

  • Later on:

    Zim: Now, Gir, don't touch that cactus!

    Gir: *sticks to cactus*

    Zim: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME >:C

  • This just proves how completely insane GIR really is. Especially the dancing naked part.

  • new christmas list:GIR GIR GIR(if does not get, will self destruct

  • i think that gir is asking for things for about 2 hours

  • @XXxdarinaxXX should have told her he was a worker of santa lol

  • Merry Christmas Gir

  • No more!!

  • I went to see Santa which I NEVER do cause you know Im a little to old for that now hahaha but my lil niece went to see him and as I was thinking I remembered this video and I got a funny idea.... I quoted everything GIR said in this video! Hahahaa of all the santas of seen I've never seen the expression that that Santa gave me.... xD

  • @ImFuckingInsane 15 years old sitting on an old mans lap quoting a kids show.. Hmm. Quite a style you've got there.

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  • @sacr3 Nahh man, I'm 14! Lol. But thank you! Yes, I'm weird, I know... xD But you're never to old for Invader Zim! xD

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  • New Wish List:

    A Barrel of floss

    2 balls of glue ( to be my friend)

    Go dancing naked (Not a real wish, just saying cause Gir did)

    A chair made of cheese

    A table made of cheese

    AAND

    DOODY DOODY DOODY DOODY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • omg im gonna go do this to the mall santa!!

  • I THINK SANNTA WHAT TO GET OUT OF GIR BECUSE GIR WHAT CANDY POOP AND SANTA GET OFF OF ME

  • @superspider1999 well said.

    

  • you can hear the phony santa say "mhm"

  • Everytime its funny xD

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  • lol i want MY piggy (GIR remembers what happened) WHY MY PIGY I LOVEDED YOU I LOVED YOU:"(''

  • DONT WORRY GIR! I'M GONNA GO GET SOME GLUE!!!

  • MY LITTLE CHILD!!!

  • Me:Lol merry xmas santa

    Santa: -.-'

  • gir is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooo strange

  • if i get 15 thumbs up, i will post a video of me saying this to santa

  • @belugakatie 15 thumbs up. NOW DO THIS PLEASE! =)

  • i just want my gir for chrismas :) what about you guys?

  • No more, you're frightening me!

  • America loves Gir

  • DONT WANT ALOT FOR CHRISTMAS THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED AND I DONT CARE ABOUT THEPRESENTS UNDER NEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS...

    A BARREL OF FLOSS

    2 BALLS OF GLUE TO BE MY FRIEND

    TO GO DANCING NAKED

    A CHAIR MADE OF CHEESE

    AND A TABLE MADE OF CHEESE!!!

  • I love it how he says it so slowly! XD

  • gir sounds entoxicated O_o oh,wait...

  • @CrazyCutesee :( its otay

  • If I get 10 thumbs up, i'll say this over the phone when i'm ordering Pizza from Papa John's.

  • Darn...i wanted a chair made of cheese

  • i want to go dancing naked ha

  • .. and a table made out of cheese

  • lol me and my bff do this in school and the dudes look at us crazy and we say tacos and runaway i love gir sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo much ps thats on my christmas list

  • @CrazyCutesee Lol you got thirty xD so awesome!

  • and a table made of cheese.....

  • I want Zim!!!!!!

  • New Wish List:

    A Barrel of floss

    2 balls of glue ( to be my friend)

    Go dancing naked (Not a real wish, just saying cause Gir did)

    A chair made of cheese

    A table made of cheese

    AAND a ducky Momo :D

  • @iwillwalkbyfaith753 no ducky momo for u, u get a gir momo

  • @ducky0ify eh their both AWESOME

  • @iwillwalkbyfaith753 so do I. so. do. I.

  • @paramorfan1241 XD i think we all want those

  • @iwillwalkbyfaith753 or a mucky domo? ucwutididthar?

  • @mrbarpil1 what does is a mucky domo?

  • @HappyDayz1123 PEOPLE. i ducky momo is an amzing toy from phineas and ferb the quacks when it walks :DDDDD

  • @iwillwalkbyfaith753 whats a ducky momo?

  • GIR wants to go dancing naked?!?! All I want is IZ!!!!!!!

  • All I want for Christmas is for Invader Zim to return. :'[

  • Chair made of cheese n' a table made of cheese eaughhhhhhhh. LMAO!!!!!

  • Thumbs up if you expected the song :3

  • gir has the same christmas list as me ;O

  • Gir wants a bear, a fly, 2 bottles of glue, go dancin' naked... a chair made of cheese, and a table made of chees.

  • @CrashKirby64 no gir wants a barrel of floss, 2 balls of glue to be his friend, and then the rest you said

  • i should make my little sister do this at the mall and see how long that phony Santa last >:D

  • @XXxdarinaxXX nice icon :3

  • @ducky0ify oh ty :D

  • @XXxdarinaxXX You totally should

  • @simim42 lol

  • @XXxdarinaxXX yes. yes you should.

  • @XXxdarinaxXX Do it... lol

  • @KTL1999 my sister refused ;-;

  • @XXxdarinaxXX NOOOOOO!

  • @KTL1999 she said she never even wanted to see the phony santa

  • lol now I wanna put this on my christmas list to confuse my parents.

  • Zim- "My little child!"

    Me- xD

  • I Want A Barrel of Floss This Christmas Too!

  • At first I was all ^^

    Then I was all O_O

    But then, I was all >:(

    And I became all (╯°□°)╯ ︵ ┻━┻

  • @CrazyCutesee Oh please won't you? :D

  • And I want to go dancing NAKED! lol

  • me too

  • is he saying Two balls of food to feed my friends or be my friends?

  • @FlynneCat to be his friends lol ^.^

  • ALSO he said he wants 2 balls of glue 2 be his friend not 2 balls of food lol

  • @Maddieviolin1 lol.Oops! ^.^"

  • u just gotta luv this insane and loveable lil robot :D

  • hold 7 for constipated santa :p

  • wHEN E sAY I WANT THEN PRESS 2 LOL

    IT SOUNDS LIKE HE WANTS BOOZE

  • .THE GIR WANTS A TABLE AND CHAIR MADE OF CHEESE AND SOME BOOZE TO BE HIS FRIEND AND HE WANTS TO GO DANCING NEKKID!ITS LIKE WAT I HAVE FOR CHRISMAS!

  • what is he saying at 0:01-0:03

  • @MrZombieGenocidest "I wants me a barrel of floss!" lmfao

  • Keep pressing 18-Santa's constipated

  • Awww I want to go dancing naked lol

  • My little child

  • NO MORE! GET THIS KID AWAY FROM ME!!

    Santa, why did you dislike the video?

  • press three for his best wish

  • like if u want to be gir for Halloween someday! :D

  • @Italiangurls01 i am next year!!

  • @Italiangurls01 I WANT TO BE ZIIIIIIIMMMMMM!!!!!!!! I SHALL RULE YOU ALL EARTH-MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I've seen this episode before

  • DID GIR SAW I WANT TWO BOTTELS OF BOOZE TO BE MY FREIND???

  • I could have swore he said "I wantz me a barrel of floss I wantz me two balls of Gluuuuee to be my friends!"

  • "I WANT 2 BIG BOOOOOOOOOOOOBS TO FEED MY FRIENDS!!!!!"

    (i'm totally getting trolled for that)

  • Wow zim such a good costume it's soo good I can c ur face sticking out of it !

  • i want gir for christmas ^_-

  • Only Gir would want two bottles of glue to be his friend

  • Why did Zim have to wait for Santa to finally say "GET THIS KID AWAY FROM ME!?!?!?" before finally picking up Gir?

  • @jawsTeh Cause it makes sense :D

  • @xXStarburstXx93 Im guessing he just wanted to get rid of Gir for about 10 hours

  • @jawsTeh True that.

  • gaz dislike this

  • GIR is gonna have the BEST X-MAS EVA!!! I Mean I Want A Chair And Table Made OF Cheese!!! xD

  • Na-KEED!

  • and i want to go dancing NAKED!!!!! ^_^

  • Gir is so going to have the worst X-Mas ever.

  • Im going to talk in a southern acsent and do that.

  • I'm gonna b gir for holloween!! I got a jacket n stuff :D

  • THE NEW DEADMAU5 HELM

  • Is it 2 barrel of flies? and 2 balls of glue?

  • @hernanmatt01 neither. it's 2 barrels of glue.

  • @invadersonia its 2 bottles of glues

  • I WANTS ME A BARRELLL OF FLOSSSSSS, I WANTS ME TWO BALLS OF FOOOOOD TO BE MY FRIENDS AND I WANTS TO GO DANCIN NAKED!!....AND I WANTS.....(hours later) AND A CHAIR MADE UH CHEEESEEE AND A TABLE MADE UH CHEEESEE UHGUHGUGHGUHG

  • @pieguy452 ugggh!! no more! get this id away from me!!!

  • @pieguy452 "fixed"kid

  • But mostly all GIR wants for Christmas is you!

  • I WANT ME 2 BOLLS OF FOOOOOOD TO BE A FRIEND

  • MY METAL BOOOIII

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i do that whenever someone asks me what i want

  • Cute kid with a ducky shirt.

  • FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD PPL HE SAID A BARREL OF FLOSS!!!

  • im tots gion to the mall and say " BEFORE WE TAKE THE PICTURE I WANT....... and say what gir just said LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOL!!!

  • I WANT GIR FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!

  • now where can i get me a Gir, a table of cheese, and a chair of cheese?

  • .........AND A CHAIR MADE OF CHEESEEEE AND A TABLE MADE OF CHEESEEEEE......

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  • A CHAIR MADE OF CHEEEEEEESE AND A TABLE MADE OF CHEEEEEEZE

  • Gir: I wants me a a barel of floss, I wants me two balls of glue TO BE MAH FRIENDS and I wants to go dancing NAKED! ...and a chair made of chees and a table made of cheese and-

    Santa: NO MORE! GET THIS KID AWAY FROM ME!

    Gir: ^_^

  • no gir said a barrel of floss

  • @MegaNaenae13 lol.....

  • SANTA CLAUS!!!!! I WANT 2 BALLS O FOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD TO FEED MY FREINDS, AND I WANT TO GO DANCIN NAKED, (3 hours later), AND A CHAIR MADE OF CHEESE, AND A TABLE MADE OF CHEESE

  • @Scorpionshok ugh no more get this kid away from meeee!!!!!!!

  • @Scorpionshok Correct quote: I WANTS ME A BARREL OF FLOSS. I WANT ME TWO BALLS OF GLUEEEEEE TO BE MAH FRIEND, AND I WANTS TO GO DANCIN' NAKED. AND I WANTS-- AND A CHAIR MADE OF CHEESE AND A TABLE MADE OF CHEESE AND A--

  • @Scorpionshok  i thinks it glue

  • @Scorpionshok He says, I WANT 2 BALL OF GLUEEEEEEEE! TO BE MY FRIENDS!

  • @keggie09 he says I WANT ME 2 BALLS OF GLUEEEEEEEE TO BE MY FRIENDS

  • @Scorpionshok no, it's 2 balls of glue.

  • i know what gir wants for x-mas!! xD

  • Someone should dress in a gir costume and drive mall Santa crazy around Christmas. I'd pay 2 c that :D

  • @codeleokyo how much :p

  • @codeleokyo I'd do that!!!

  • @codeleokyo i was gonna dress up as gir for halloween but i can't find a costume that would fit me and HT does not sell them

  • @codeleokyo ill do it for a dollar cuz i think it would be funny

  • @codeleokyo i would so do that for free but sadly gir jackets and stuff are for girls

  • @codeleokyo I'm gonna do that! TEEHEE!

  • @codeleokyo I'll do that XD;

  • @codeleokyo I've been planning on doing that :D