well, at least he can move with some rythm.....ummm im at a loss.certainly wouldnt tell him to stop or change the song, les he give me a wedgie that cuts my body in two
No one says that a 100% Black neighborhood needs more diversity.
No one says that a 100% Asian neighborhood needs more diversity.
No one says that a 100% Muslim neighborhood needs more diversity.
According to anti-Whites, they are already 100% diverse.
All White neighborhoods and only White neighborhoods need to be more diverse. White neighborhoods only stop needing to be more diverse when there are no White people left in them.
Anti-racist is a codeword people HIDE BEHIND to be ANTI-WHITE!
People say there is a RACE problem. People say this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY and ONLY into White countries.
People say the only solution to the RACE problem is if ALL and ONLY White countries “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-Whites.
But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against White people, Anti-Whites agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.
here's what I think your mans just walking down the street going to pick his shirt up fae the dry cleaners (that one tucked in his shorts is just for proper emergencies), see some dude make a total half assed pathetic attempt to pillage a lassies back back tells the cunt to get to fuck (pretty sure he turns up later on though) then he spazzes out (some asian dudes cut across his shit but hey thats all good) then he rips up his dry cleaning ticket wtf !!!! theses french guys are crazy
what is music playing?
MrMr7981 3 hours ago
when i look this i took a arrow to the knee ...... no joking , i took a bullet to the knee , its 2012
jordylovekarate 7 hours ago
Somebody do a technoviking dance tutorial!
RageWinRAR 7 hours ago
what si song from 2:10?
pejicmarko 11 hours ago
his dancing, oh lord, his dancing
saygoodnightmanuel 16 hours ago
Anyone else wanna live there? xD
NYANCATPARADOX 16 hours ago
lol he actually looks like something from another age, enjoying music of modern times
Justin93koch 17 hours ago
he looks like someone I've met before
Silverwing179 18 hours ago
do you even lift
Boingboing5000 19 hours ago
XD what's that ????
Dadoucheka91 1 day ago
At 2:16 he's like "no autographs, please" LOL
lowsten 1 day ago
DOVAHKIIN!
NJtriple7 1 day ago
God... Techno Viking sure has swag.
iFreshMezna 1 day ago
Ill have what techno viking is drinking....
Stimtastik 2 days ago
@Stimtastik Yeah sure drinking hehe
JWeel89 1 day ago 2
Magic Feet in Skyrim
wiganwazzack 2 days ago
1:02 Watch your tongue! You're speaking to Technoviking the true High King! XD
Kenjithekiller 2 days ago
ho dosent like tecno hi will make him
MARE971000 2 days ago
Nord dance...Cool !!!
FuscaGT 2 days ago
kneecam... just to make sure the knee is safe from arrows
aussie4life05 2 days ago
Gotham City has Batman, Metropolis has Superman and Berlin has the Techno Viking.
MrNudeypants 2 days ago 37
he punked the shit outta the guy in the beginning l0l he said get the fuck outta here
Barriacade 2 days ago
watch?v=VudJpH-ytH4&feature=related
NOGEBAYU 2 days ago
Hey it's Mattias Nilsson!
GlacialRoar 2 days ago
Techno notice.
DrChalkwithering 2 days ago
He seems to e taking to Mideval-Modern transition well.
NoSkillsNoKillsGamin 2 days ago
@NoSkillsNoKillsGamin be*
NoSkillsNoKillsGamin 2 days ago
This guy did NOT take an arrow to the knee
KaNi87 3 days ago
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ok... this is dancing beowolf
jordylovekarate 3 days ago
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jordylovekarate 3 days ago
2:10 hardstyle :)
jordylovekarate 3 days ago
I was a dancer once...
But then I took an arrow to the knee...
michmerhuizen 3 days ago
This is what happens when nords in skyrim get drunk....and nords think elves are gay? Inception!
SkateClean2 3 days ago
@SkateClean2 that's not how that meme works at all.
InfiniteLaundry 3 days ago
@InfiniteLaundry When in Rome...
DrChalkwithering 2 days ago
This is DOVAKIN!!!!!! XD
WHi5k3R5 3 days ago
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wgarrito 3 days ago
the flipinggg massingggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Ashniev 3 days ago
Like a Boss
N3rdgamer1 4 days ago
its carnival
jordylovekarate 4 days ago
the 2nd song is not clear Winstan - Save Change and Exit
i think it's some mix. Does anybody have this real 2nd track from this video?
OrbRicho 4 days ago 2
im high when i look this and listen to that music :o
jordylovekarate 4 days ago
It's saxton HAAAAALLLLEEE.
imaterminator 4 days ago
I used to be techno viking... then i took an arrow to the knee.
AnalogVenture 4 days ago
It's not Ulfric Stormcloak, it's fucking Brolaf ...
MrPatqt 4 days ago
@MrPatqt zomg ahahaha brolaf FT motherfuckin win i love olaf hes been my homie thro many many a fights and god does he piss people the fuck off
mikeFUCKINealer 4 days ago
0:53 -_- you dont know techno?
guy: no :s
Viking: GTFO
LeopardizGRIZZ 4 days ago
I AM BEOWULF
raimercerus 4 days ago
is that a film or something for the style??
abelbedel 4 days ago
Parada pedałów ?
DzienSadu 5 days ago
@DzienSadu jak by Ci ten pedał zajebał cieciu to byś inaczej napisał
OdrzutoweWrotki 5 days ago
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BoroFD 5 days ago
... We meet again 240p....
Huliokilledyourmom 5 days ago
TALOS!?
Ninjaclaptrap 5 days ago
*Techno dance increased to 100*
shadar90 5 days ago
OLAF ONE EYE
CryoSpace1 6 days ago
Oh, no! Oh no! OH NOOOOO! OH NO YOU DIDN'T! SUCKER TRIED TO PLAY ME, BUT HE NEVER PAID ME...
InkOfTheLyricist 6 days ago
Why isnet this guy in Skyrim?
94keam 6 days ago
Nice boobs
Gogeta3045 6 days ago
now i am a kind of pround to be a german ty viking :)
zettelboxx 6 days ago
a german city idk where x)
keksnkeks 1 week ago
@keksnkeks
Berlin.
DoctorFlaw 6 days ago
@DoctorFlaw ;)
keksnkeks 6 days ago
The fingerpoint and look says it all...
"Don't say anything as you walk, either...I can catch you!"
MrWonkoSane 1 week ago
lol soon as techno viking takes a swig from the water bottle he starts bustin` out mad dance moves xD
KungfuFreerunning 1 week ago
nice waterbottle noob
TheCommunityninja 1 week ago
Techno Viking showed that bastard what's up.
JakReaver 1 week ago
now you've gone and made it mad....
belqis23 1 week ago
this is a kneecam? that dude is tall!
HiddeHeitbrink 1 week ago
what shout is this?
cholrus69 1 week ago
Dovakinn, at last our worlds cross...trade?
austin523mexico 1 week ago
damn nords, always high on skooma.
Lycam 1 week ago
OLAF
jakal199 1 week ago
GÜNTER !
2011MinimalFreak 1 week ago
After this no one should be embarassed to dance to anything cause techno Viking dances
soap7771 1 week ago
Co za ziom
KonopKg 1 week ago
Which city of skyrim is that ?
Synaptiix 1 week ago 183
@Synaptiix Rorikstead.... hes from Rorikstead.
Exaltable 5 days ago 12
@Exaltable Lol. xD
YukiUzumaki78 5 days ago
@Exaltable nice :)
Silverwing179 18 hours ago
@Exaltable rorikstead? wow thats in skyrim
1985supatayla 3 hours ago
@Synaptiix What is with people stealing my line? ;o
FSCENE8CHICK 5 days ago
@Synaptiix Berlin
vanishfully 5 days ago
@Synaptiix Looks like Solitude.
pb25812462 5 days ago
fus ro dah !:D
SchweppesXGothic 1 week ago
Skyrim :D ?
CZscary 1 week ago
Too much skooma, I say.
ALC96 1 week ago
the one, the only
Circa9993 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
I didn't know bulma could dance so well
saikoscocial 1 week ago
@saikoscocial lol so i wasnt the only one thinking that
metalmachine92 1 week ago
Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
lokomicah 1 week ago
if you like hardcore behold: watch?v=uQnuopkQ5pI
AusKNightmare 1 week ago
niclas lundberg (regular ordinary swedisch meal time) is his personal cook
AusKNightmare 1 week ago
HE ESCAPE FROM SKYRIM !!!!!
T3amBr0thers 1 week ago 22
Techno viking is the fucking MAN!!!!
realityfighting 1 week ago
I could watch this all day!
pikacle 1 week ago 3
OLAF FROM FREJORD
ASTO786 1 week ago
i know this guy, he lives in wallhalla, he's name is thor
rubenmanssens 1 week ago 2
gotta get me some of that water hes drinkin
ZeldaMaNiAcAl 1 week ago
I wanna touch ma' self
HaydenPlymel 1 week ago
well, at least he can move with some rythm.....ummm im at a loss.certainly wouldnt tell him to stop or change the song, les he give me a wedgie that cuts my body in two
coldsake07 1 week ago
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wow what a fag !!
MrFeyerwire 1 week ago
he didnt do bad at all pretty gud yo
6figurecounterDUDLEY 1 week ago
hey is it just me or is he flexing his man-boobs?
P47WarHawk 1 week ago
Inspired to create meshes of this guy for skyrim
GrayGuard 1 week ago
even the dovakhiin has got nothing on this guy
frkrmr 1 week ago
he is escape from SKYRIM!!!
denzerikoTV 1 week ago
Anti-white/pro-white.
AntiWhitesRwrong 2 weeks ago
Run, Its the sweds.
Ezek2011 2 weeks ago
The freakin' Beowulf!
ramirolaborda 2 weeks ago
IT'S ULFRIC STORMCLOAK! :O
jango2011 2 weeks ago 32
@jango2011 Stormcloaks = Cool
Stormcloaks+Ulfric = Faggots
Empire = Win
Empire+Aldmeri Dominion = SUPERFAGS
DEATH TO THE THALMOR, LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE AND SKYRIM!
pb25812462 5 days ago
Just let the man dance for christ's sake!
CaptainRainbow3 2 weeks ago
Günther!
bouge89 2 weeks ago
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Anti-whites support the global white genocide demographic policy and are silent or apologize for atrocities committed by non-whites against whites.
They cant reasonably deny that they are anti-white,but they do anyway.
AntiWhitesRwrong 2 weeks ago
He showed that leaflet who was boss!
anthonyr50 2 weeks ago
what has this to do with jozin z bazin?
ucallmeschnitzel 2 weeks ago
0:51 Wypierdalaj! xD
OpenMindedPL 2 weeks ago
No one says that a 100% Black neighborhood needs more diversity.
No one says that a 100% Asian neighborhood needs more diversity.
No one says that a 100% Muslim neighborhood needs more diversity.
According to anti-Whites, they are already 100% diverse.
All White neighborhoods and only White neighborhoods need to be more diverse. White neighborhoods only stop needing to be more diverse when there are no White people left in them.
Anti-racist is a codeword people HIDE BEHIND to be ANTI-WHITE!
kontejners 2 weeks ago
@kontejners WHITE POWWEEERRRR!!!
supershredderstatus 2 weeks ago
People say there is a RACE problem. People say this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY and ONLY into White countries.
People say the only solution to the RACE problem is if ALL and ONLY White countries “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-Whites.
But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against White people, Anti-Whites agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.
Anti-racist is a code word for ANTI-WHITE!
kontejners 2 weeks ago 2
so this is what billy grey was doing before he joind the lost?
morganrock1 2 weeks ago
why did the original(s) get taken off? i hate youtube, wtf...
MrRiggyRiggs 2 weeks ago
Track id at 2:08???????
facelesstechnobolloc 2 weeks ago
wtf
MrReclaimer777 2 weeks ago
nice Soundtracks
MCamilo86 2 weeks ago
viking: I be back!
MCamilo86 2 weeks ago
I wonder what he's like in bed ?
eatshit8die 2 weeks ago
name of the soundtrack?
RevolvedSantoss 2 weeks ago
Olaf is dovaking
Mrtrollzar1 2 weeks ago
Olaf!, Olaf!, Olaf!... and Techno Viking!
Lustmolck 2 weeks ago
OLAF!
Parsifal557 2 weeks ago 288
@Parsifal557 LEAVE NOTHING BEHINDE!!!!!!!!!!!
Seppiroth32 2 weeks ago
@Parsifal557 LMFAO he rly is xDDD
Sanakanto 2 weeks ago
@Parsifal557
MAULAF ! xD
AstronomieXXL 2 weeks ago
what ever was in that bottle i want some
elijoby 2 weeks ago
one does not simply techo into Mordor
jeba1215 2 weeks ago
i would follow him into mordor
mattsparrow91 2 weeks ago
Looks similar to a dear friend of mine Jon Sutton, Gay techno ftw
DRUMSKILLTHEBASS 2 weeks ago
ale tanczy niezle szacunek
THEMON31 2 weeks ago
this okay-meme-face would be perfectly fit to the guy in the black shirt after the Techno Viking sent him home.
Masterscheffe 2 weeks ago
this is what vikings did after they won a battle
bennyblanco408 2 weeks ago
wtf was in that bottle
03protegeES 2 weeks ago
lol, it's Keith jardine
nlytend1 2 weeks ago 2
*tears the paper up to the rhythm*
sodafromyoda 2 weeks ago
lol
splingirl 2 weeks ago
only in Germany :D
ninjaman800 2 weeks ago
splitting image of Thor.
andyfoxy1 2 weeks ago
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THIS MAN IS D-ELEVEN
VLOGDOTERRORISTA 2 weeks ago
I bet there's skooma in that bottle he drank from.
azza943 2 weeks ago
Note to self: Don't mess with blue haired girls.
ibelieveyousuck 2 weeks ago 100
Форменные долбоебы.
ViktorMayak 2 weeks ago
who would say this man is muscular and intimedating?
nounever 2 weeks ago
12.ga bean bag round to the chest will take all the fire out of his ass !
19thSFGA 2 weeks ago
3:30 Humpback Whales?
bismarck194188 2 weeks ago
Mattias Nilsson.
hl2izawsum 2 weeks ago
lmao!!!!!!!!
dirkerful 2 weeks ago
He looks so angry,he does not know how to enjoy drugs.
maxieTB 2 weeks ago
This man could take on Chuck Norris.
TheThingyThings 3 weeks ago
Dovakin DRAGONBORN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PSYchotic755 3 weeks ago
Where the fuck do I find this techno in the street shit, I wish Denver would play some awesome techno to start a riot
BitterVictor000 3 weeks ago
@BitterVictor000 its rave party u dumbfuck.not somekind riot.
Rrrowl 3 weeks ago
2:45 min LSD MAN ! ;-P
Katastrophenstaat 3 weeks ago
BERLiN FUCk PARADE YEEEAAAH!!!
Katastrophenstaat 3 weeks ago
SONG NAMES PLS.
PetterKri 3 weeks ago
i love how that guy come to give him water and then water that other thing is. so fucking awesome.
illolddog 3 weeks ago
love it how its says ''fuckparade 2000'' at the end.
SuperSkyrimPenis 3 weeks ago
Matka wie, że ćpiesz ??
78gienek 3 weeks ago
1:04
onispank 3 weeks ago
they need to remake this to micheal jackson "beat it"
Strangetouch 3 weeks ago
wait.....hes gay ? :D
CROBlackDEvil 3 weeks ago
@CROBlackDEvil
no...
neizetetz 3 weeks ago
wow what a fukin epic beat !!!!!!
ROCK THE FUCK ON VEEEEHKEEEENGGSSSSS
CROBlackDEvil 3 weeks ago
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Techno viking goes to jail if SOPA passes. Dont let it.
Acellio 3 weeks ago
Techno viking goes to jail if SOPA passes. Dont let it.
Acellio 3 weeks ago
here's what I think your mans just walking down the street going to pick his shirt up fae the dry cleaners (that one tucked in his shorts is just for proper emergencies), see some dude make a total half assed pathetic attempt to pillage a lassies back back tells the cunt to get to fuck (pretty sure he turns up later on though) then he spazzes out (some asian dudes cut across his shit but hey thats all good) then he rips up his dry cleaning ticket wtf !!!! theses french guys are crazy
fistymclovepump 3 weeks ago
@fistymclovepump He's not french..
JetFiiire 3 weeks ago