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  • Check out my channel for New Zealand Maori comedy cuzzys!

  • HA HA HA

  • @The535clarkey Bro why you talking shit about us (NZL) on a NZL ad? Truth is we love our country and you love yours so end the hate boys :)

  • try lift plus its the best.I drank6 cans..........its so good

  • I'm proud to be Samoan

  • I am Australian born and bred but love New Zealand and believe we share an amazing connection with our trans-tasman neighbours! I love the Kiwi influence in our sport and in our music and not to mention our lifestyle! You can keep your yank influences over there! Anzac day is one of my favourite days of the year!

  • @The535clarkey at least kiwi's come here and work not like aussies who bludge and bitch-moan about everyone else! unless your'e aboriginal,dont tell kiwi's to piss off home,coz you aint originally from here also!kiwi's got as much right to stay in oz as much as your dumb-ass....just a matter of time before aussie prime minister will be a kiwi,coz no-one will show up to parliament -too lazy to make the effort!!hahahahahahaha

  • @fiveofiveo1 You're a kiwi imbecile! Aussies aren't originally from here ha-ha How many kiwis came here in the 80's and 90's when we experienced a recession?? None! Read carefully what i said!!!!!! We need immigrants with skills and something to bring to the country not fucking forklift drivers and couriers like all you fucking kiwis are!!!!!!!Wouldn't mind so much if you were good people but you're all fucking lazy, manipulating cunts and all Aussies hate fucking kiwis!! Fuck off home.

  • @The535clarkey im Australian and i love kiwis so dont know what you on about hahah

  • @The535clarkey hahahahahah! You australians are fucked

  • Wow, everyones so bitchy and racist. Good job.....

  • I lived in both countries and the biggest fail Australia has is the lack of ACC-equivalent system which necessarily means aussies spend heaps of time suing each other. So Aussies, before you say nasty unsubstantiated stuff about kiwis, think you might be on a path of self-destruction.

    ACC covers stuff even if you been stupid and did something to yourself (like if you staple-gunned yourself) whereas aussies will be busy looking for the contributory negligence clause in the civil liability act

  • To every Australian claiming to be 'Australian' please check your family tree before you try to kick anyone out of 'your' country. As a matter of fact, Australia and New Zealand have the same ruler. The motherfucking Queen. So we can move to eachothers countries as we please. So, to those 'Australians' do a little history before you start bagging other countries. Your elders are convicts douchebags.

  • Australians are sick of fucking kiwis living Australia. Should call it west new Zealand! Fuck off kiwis we're full!

  • @The535clarkey if you havn't noticed aussie is full of everyone except aussies mate so where just claiming our part of your already overtaken country hahahahahahaha rednek cunt!

  • @86nugget19 Just so you know bro I'm happy with all races living here except for kiwis. I'll tell you why! For an immigrant to get a visa here you need to have a skill or something to offer the country! You fkn kiwis come here with nothing but a forklift ticket and work in the transport industry! Now how does that help the fucking skill shortage? Plus as people you're all fucked! Hate working with you cunts! Fuck off back home and find work as a shitkicker!

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :) Funny as shit,

  • I'm an Aussie and I like the Kiwis... they have a great country and a good sense of humour......and if they beat us a sport....well....we need to try harder or shut up.

  • @nzersRgay Must be Quade Cooper's youtube account name

  • @nzersaregay well they not from criminals either

  • @friction...no he samoan

  • @nzersRgay

    Ok so where r u from??? or are you not willing to say, have a go at anothers country and people but dont have the balls to disclose your own aye. You are just a weak gutless egotistical idiot troll ing around looking for arguments and putting down others cultures and country just to make you feel better about your own inadequate life. As i said " Go piss up a Rope, fuckstick"

  • lool i remember this ad!

  • @nzersRgay

    Go piss up a rope fuckstick

  • that one in the middle his mom must have been an aborigine

  • 26 people didn't have enough neck agility.

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  • hahahaha '' bro did that hurt, na'' hahahaha

  • ANZAC people, when push comes to shove, united we stand!

  • @nuffzed202 Enough said : )

  • To the top comment people: Australia and New Zealand don't hate eachother, it's just a joke. Like Canada and America.

  • @Samstorm139 agreed, i'm australian, love new zealanders and new zealand itself.

  • @madsb1 totally, I love australia too, just an awesome place.

  • @madsb1 You obviously haven't worked with many kiwis here than mate?? Don't turn your back on the cunts, let me tell you 

  • hahahahahah lift adds ar tha funniest.. even my 2 yr old son laughs with me to them.. ahh gotta luv it .. 2.8*534002300

  • I love lift plus. I'm supposed to be studying ads for marketing but instead i just want to buy what's in them.

  • @skittification

    LOL. Oh gosh. I remember my friend bought a sheep hat in new zealand once... I think he might have pissed some people off XD

  • this add didnt increase the sales of lift plus but astonishingly the sales of wooden kithcen utensels sky-rocketed 8D

  • Lol I Remember This And The One With The Chairs I DId It In Primary And Got Detention

  • LOL!! Was laughing so much when I saw this! Pure brilliance! :D

  • I'm a half kiwi half Aussie. And I reckon anyone with a kiwi accent is awesome!!! I try so hard to say things right but I can't. Look at the prime minister of Australia. Embarrassing !!! Now she should work on her speech better before she try's to represent our country.

  • brilliant

  • why is everybody so discriminating on here? NZ and Australia are in a love/hate relationship really. some people take these things too seriously. making smart remarks about how we're sheep and chuck babies in driers? you're all just close-minded and straight up horrible! if we all carry on this way, the world we only be one colour. i think we all know which colour that is... i'd like brown to be apart of the world thanks. MAORI SIDE 4 LIFE :)

  • Check out some more kiwi ads. Type this into youtube -> 'Classic Kiwi ads'

  • Jew Zealanders are a bunch of niggers.

  • @comedytracker wt?? why you hating so much?? actually... ima newzealander, nd my best friends auzzie. i rekon auzzies cool. Except for the people like yu. :L

  • @comedytracker ohhh, my bad. :/ but other than that you're not frm auzzie, i rekon auzzies cool.

    so, yeah.

    just stop hating on either of the countries tho..

    And,

    Yu send me a 'friend request' after sayin that.

    Actually??? :P

  • @comedytracker And what is wrong with Australians and New Zealanders...? -__-

  • @comedytracker & it just shows that your a arrogant racist piece of shit that needs a smack in the head.

  • what is the girl doing in the back round

  • lmao at all the haters on here. lol

    supposedly this all started from this ad? lol

    dude this is a mean ad! creative and funny its called humour

    to all the haters....QUESTION : y do you look up videos that you dont like? seriously is that no life material or what!? geez ur lives must be so saddd.... :)

    not dissin' just saying...

  • Shit ad...typical of a culture that can only express itself through cruel acts dressed up "funny"...time to put the baby in the dryer hahaha...we have lost our way

  • omg the hate?...X

  • dnt hate on Oz nd home(NZ)! both mean places man! we joke around nd hav fun! nd thts wat keeps us close! i love both our countries!!! this ads ganks aas man! Australasia mean as!!! chur

  • for fuck sakes....kiwis and aussies have been giving each other shit for years but if a pom jumped in the ring the kiwi and the aussie would join forces and take down the pom.so all you fuckers who a bitching about which nation is better is forgetting something that will forever tie us with the aussies and its called ANZAC DAY ! remember it !

  • cmon guys both our accents are awesome, we shoud be teasing the irish accentinstead

  • i am a kiwi but i love Aussie its a beautiful country . i love going to Australia for holidays . fine a place in your hearts for us kiwi . the world doesn't wait for no one so lets move on with it.

  • JesusSila FUCK YOU.you fucken suck shittits you fag..I can take you anyday your a fucken dipshit.!

  • @KillaJizz11 what was that? did you say you like blowing dicks under Mcdonalds checkout? ohh true that cuzz!!! THanks for sharing homo!!

  • whata dik comment below

  • fuking fobs.. need to be send back to cook island where they came from... They just destroying the country.. (wanabe gangsters, drugs and other bull shit) they think they all hard walking around town, mall with the mates.. pushing anyone who they want.. fucking homos!!! "you know what im gona doo??? IM gona save all my money and send your brown stupid cook island ass back to your shitty island, you jack ass" hahaha

  • @JesusSila well they are certainly far more educated then you.It is silly little inbreds like you that we do not need in this country.

  • @SouthStags88 COME AT ME BRO!!! hahaha stupid fob!!!

  • @JesusSila lol, who said I was a "fob". Obviously you have mistaken your pin dick for your brain.Time to stop meesin around on your farm of sheep and get an education.

    dipshit

  • @SouthStags88 fuck you poor man , what the fuck are you talking about? boi! You should thank Kangaroo fucked you mum's cunt hardly,that's how you were born fucker. Didnt you mother tell you this?? I think you dunno. hahaha! dumbarse illiterate cock knucklehead

  • @JesusSila "You should thank Kangaroo fucked you mum's cunt hardly,that's how you were born fucker"

    the incomprehensibility of this sentence clearly highlights your stupidity. I've heard better comebacks from retarded monkeys.

  • @SouthStags88 I seriously just pictured you ( or someone as i have no idea what you look like obviously) sitting in an old wingback chair across from a monkey wearing a monocle.

    " Bad form old chap!"

  • @JesusSila Oh sounds like poor bubba needs his diapers changed.... WAAHHHHHHHAHHH

  • Yes very agreed with JetXiaoWei and aprilblenk. I'm Kiwi and I think Aussies are Sweet az bro!

  • description "bataie cu lingura" ??lol

  • hahahahahahahahaha

  • Sooo trying this!

  • crack up! (: <3 xo

  • NZ & Aussie accents are so hot!

    Just to let you NZ & Aussie boys know, American girls (like myself) LOVE accents.

  • HAHA made my day

  • LOL this Cracks me Up xD

  • Far out i still crack up at this ad when it comes on. soo original and soo kiwi!

  • Fargin love these ads. These boys are fargin hilarious

  • Neckigility cuz, neckigility 

  • Neckigility cuz, neckigility 

  • lol fuckin lost cunts haha miss home

  • You're both weird and awesome island nations that have interesting accents that sound similar to each other to most of the world, though I've known enough of both to hear the obvious differences. P.S. New Zealand wins on the music front- i.e. 80s flying nun (The Clean Tall Dwarfs The Chills et al)

  • It's an add, stop looking so far into it and just laugh, it's a really clever and funny add if u ask me

  • i didnt understand..:P

  • Hey guys im trying to find a soda stream add that was made in the mid 90s can anyone help me please

  • @aprilblenk Sibling Rivalry <3

  • New Zealand and Australia fight a lot. But in times of crisis. WE STAND TOGETHER.

  • @mrwildguineapig but kiwis rule

  • hmm....makes us look lil bit dumb mate....don't you think??

  • @comedytracker shut the fuck up you"whiny faggot"

  • Children, grow up. 

  • shut the fuck up and stop fighting jeez

  • @comedytracker Someone lost to nz at rugby... "whiny faggot"

  • Bahahahhahahah funny shit right there

  • heheehe nice advertis heeheheh

  • typical thick maori

  • @NewZealandization they're not Maori retard they're all Islanders... duhhhh, and thats a bit of a shit stereotype...

  • @NewZealandization wow making stereotypes about maoris? i'm a maori and im not thick

  • @NewZealandization your reality is disturbing, and you're hypnotized by tv

  • I saw this a long time ago! It was (supposing) a practical joke.! the guy in the middle is the "victim". I thought it was hilarious, i still do. so why are people on here bitching at each other?

  • Best Kiwi ad ever!

  • LMFAO

  • LOL thats so stupid its funny

  • All the hate :( Come on people. I'm Aussie and I love New Zealand. We're both awesome, have accents which are perceived as both weird yet sexy :D Oh and we have a love-hate relationship with each other in sport ;)

    On topic: LOL AWESOME AD :D

  • @JetXiaoWei Kinda like brother and Sisters. :)

  • @JetXiaoWei

    "accents which are perceived as both weird yet sexy"?

    Only if you happen to be a sheep.

    Bahahaha.

  • @gsr4me no convicts settled in New Zealand, sharpen up.

  • fuck off u sheep shagger cunt

  • @jakegarnerisvevysexy fuck off convict.

  • @jakegarnerisvevysexy lol, always with this. how very un-original. the only people shagging animals are in your country mate, and it's a proven fact as well, just ask Joel Monaghan.

  • @acpulse ur that dumb cunt if u cant read i said sheep*

  • lame

  • Wow there is a lot of hate in these comments! Why Is New Zealand and Australia always compared with one another? Both countries are amazing and I still can't believe we fight over which one is better. If anything I think the two countries should stand together because we are both the lands down under and should stand proud to the rest of the world. I am a Australian and my best friend is Kiwi so if we can get along then why can't you lot?

  • @aprilblenk i so agree common 

  • @aprilblenk the reason why there compared with one and other is because aussies love to bagg out nz and they do the same with us

  • @aprilblenk new zealand would but new zealand also wants to remain its own country australia actually said to us "you guys are struggling you can be a state of australia to bring wealth to your country" then the recession comes along new zealand survives with out a scratch and then australia went way down.

  • They should of done more of these ads. Crack up.

  • lmao, i remember this ad

  • 20 people are shrewd because they got pranked like this before.

  • I love NZ . Thumbs up if you do too .

  • Ah, this is one of the NZ classics now.

  • @mwdarbyshire yeah it really is NZ original... despite the original idea and video coming from Iceland. Come on New Zealand, pick on someone bigger than yourself for once, its not like we pick on you? Hail to your bigger brother, Australia :)

  • its not that funny

  • whats an australians deffinition of love?.................nice tits get in the ute!

  • haha!!!!!!!!!

  • yeah bro its a good ad on the tv ayee pfft

  • aussies suck my ass

  • kiwi are da best

  • @paper2rules yer bro! i aggreee!!!!!!

  • hahahaha this is best!

  • @FatUglyNStupid :

    its funny how yuu put stupid when your name is FatUglyNStupid ahahaha

    im pretty sure yuu didnt name yuurself stupid 4 no reason lol

  • @fcukue Your absolutely right, i had a very good reason hehehe.

  • @FatUglyNStupid ahahaha . thats so funny though

  • @FatUglyNStupid its kinda typical westies haha we would do that lol

  • @FatUglyNStupid your dead to me

  • probably one of the only ads that actually made me laugh :D soooo new zealand!

  • lol I haven't done this trick for 15 yrs in states, funny 5 star

  • Holy shit ! I remember this ad. :D Lift plus ish yummeh. ;DD

  • Omg i remeber the good old days wen this add was on! Love it! :P Good old kiwis.

  • Los idioto`s

  • havnt seen this had in ages

  • hey TimeWolf26...... Kiwis may f*** sheep, but you aussies eat them :P

  • Lmao too much kiwiness!

  • FUK YEAHHHHHH

    kiwis are funnnyyy ass

  • "Go on, do mine again, then! Hahahahaha!!! XD

  • Kiwis are the BEST!!!  :D

  • people copied us D:

  • LOL DO IT ONE MORE TIME LOLOLOL

  • haha yeah new zealand!

  • this is the most funniest video ever

  • aussie are frikkin awesome man, grow up u tard

  • what!!!, whats wrong with aussies, australia is the most anti-racist country their is, and as for sence of humour, that is what we pride our selves on,

  • @Kianiji18 bullshit

  • @danielk3904 have u even met an aussie b4 u tard

  • @Kianiji18 yeh i kinda live in australia u TARD

  • @danielk3904 well u must hav some australian friends which seems to totally contradict ur statement about us, but if u dont it wouldn't surprise me with an attitude like that toward us, and the other thing is, by u saying all aussies are like that is just stereotyping, ther are some that are a buch of dipshits, and ther are others who are just really awesome people, stop being so fuckin racist, grow some balls and harden up, if u dont like australia then move to one u do like instead of bitchin.

  • @Kianiji18 i never said all aussies are like that but u saying that australia is the most anti-racist country their is is bullshit

  • @Kianiji18

    Aussie is an awesome place but to say Aussie is the most anti-racist country there is, is totally ridiculous lol

    Awesome Kiwi ad - shot boys!

  • @Murphdogg1 Both Auss and Nz are pretty proud people pretty racist lol.

    I don't blame us, we do everything well and are fucking hard workers

  • thatʻs hilarious!

  • Fuck u gtirboy1 white trash motherfucker, this ad is mean

  • hahahaha love this add....one of me favouritz...hahah

  • "Neck agility cuz"

  • Love kiwis. They're so nice.

  • Sharpen up,

    lift plus.

    awesome ad

  • LOL!! i remember this Ad when i was back in NZ!! ahahaha i love it!!

  • Oh all of you shut the fuck up