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  • Ranger: So, when are we going to Moscow?

    Cpl. Dunn: Not soon enough, but I know we're gunna burn it down when we get there.

    Ranger: Hua.

    Sgt. Foley: When the time is right Corporal.

    When the time is right.

  • @ThingThing1204

    Ranger #2: We may burn Moscow but at what cost, because history shows that many countries have invaded russia and failed, and besides we lost a lot of good men defending D.C alone so imagine fighting the russians on their turf when they fought as much as they did and increase the number of soldiers in russia, so by the time moscow burns and we have lost so many men I will ask our commanders and ask "Was it worth it?" because it wouldn't seem worth it to me.

  • @th3d3storoy3r Ranger #3: Rangers the the way... bitch

  • Mother russia will kick your rangers back to America!!

  • @OggyTheTiger *extends neck* nope....

  • @deepfriedb8con that comment made my day

  • @deepfriedb8con .avi

  • @OggyTheTiger Uhhh no, actually, in 2016 (to COD) Russia is under a cvil war and the weakest country on earth, only to be threatened by America made the job worse with Ultranationalists on the tail of the leader and the country under control by foreigns. No they will not kick us out, they will be killed off, one by one.

  • Ramirez!!!! kills 5 people who could not like........

  • My reign shall start on the eighth day of the eleventh month.

  • Price - We have ourself a pretty big fire, gunna need a huge bang...

    Shepherd - [BANG!!!] Is that all you need?

    Price - THE HELL???? I MEAN A HUGE BANG OVER WASHINGTON, NOT ME YOU IDIOT!!!

  • Random ranger:So when are we going to Moscow?

    Dunn:I don't know man,but I know were gonna burn it down when we get there.

    Foley:Ramirez,go burn down Moscow for us!

  • @BlazedBacon627 You know from a russian history you can tell that we never loose Moscow. Except once. Napoleon came to ALREADY BURNED DOWN Moscow. Yes we burn it down so enemy can't capture Moscow.

    So it's kind of a pointless line :D.

  • @MaDarko239 looks like i learned somethin'. :D

  • "So when we going to Moscow?'

    "11.8.11......"

  • @Awesomedoh I can't wait. I'll probably play the campaign multiple times that week.

  • @Awesomedoh

    I wonder if because of loss or just for counter assault.

  • @Awesomedoh Ranger: how do u know Dunn: i just booked a fight there Ramirez: ohh hell no im not going just so yall can tell me 2 do every thing Foley: were all r going Ramirez: damnit if i go atleast have some1 else do the work Foley: DUNN!! Ramirez: yeess!!! Dunn: yea.... Foley: have Ramirez do all the work RamireZ: FUCK DIS!!!
  • @Awesomedoh not soon enough man not soon enough

  • @Awesomedoh and yet the game takes place in 2016

  • @Awesomedoh Too bad it didn't happen lol...

  • cant wait for mw3

    

  • poor russians, wasted their lives for nothin.. thank goodness its only a game ^^

  • @citizenph1L dont be sad they do it all the time ww2 fer instance

    ps dont fuck with amarica

  • @speznazporkchop

    russians are humans too btw

    why fucking with america ? they waste their own sons in senseless conflicts far away from home lol

  • @citizenph1L yes i know, and we all do think about it

  • @speznazporkchop America. good country, retarded douches live almost everywhere there, but good country.

  • @scarie24 yup and i got to deal with them

  • Dunn: So when we going to moscow?

    Ranger: Not soon enough man, but once we do we'll burn it to the ground..hooah

    Foley; when ramirez come back from burgertown with my cheezburger...

    Dunn: hooah...

  • @supar2100 lol

  • Ramirez! Use this throwing knife to take out that nuke!

  • So...when we goin' to Moscow for the MW3? :)

    ok...

    Foley: Ramirez!...run to Moscow xDD

  • In Soviet Russia, Foley shuts up

  • RAMIREZ! TAKE OUT THAT CHOPPER WITH THIS STUFFED BEAR!

  • i love this game

  • Foley: Ramirez! There's an enemy ambush 200 meters to the west! Use a suppressed weapon and flank them!

    Ramirez: *sigh* Ok... hey, wait. How do you know there's an ambush?

    Foley: *talking to comms* Код красный! Повторяю, Код красный!

  • @InsaneShadow90 дерьмо это РАМИРЕС не правда ли

  • Ramirez! Tell those idiots on youtube to stop imitating me!

  • Dunn: So when we going to moscow?

    Ranger: Not soon enough man, but once we do we'll burn it to the ground..hooah

    Foley; when the time cpl...when the time is right...

  • rameriz! take out that AC130 with your throwing knife!

  • (Rameriz is shot)

    (Foley) Rameriz! Return from the dead and get me a sandwich!

  • What would YOU do if shit was falling out of the sky, the Spetznaz had you out numbered, and its raining like God has diarrhea?

    1)Cut your head off?

    2)start tea bagging Ctn Price(kerching!)?

    3)thumb this up because its a not funny?

  • RAMIREZ! Click the Replay button multiple times!!!

  • RAMIREZ! TAKE DOWN THIS TACTICAL NUKE WITH A FORK! RAMIREZ! GIVE ME COVERING FIRE WHILE I EAT MY DAMN CHILLY FRIES! RAMIREZ! 

  • This song makes me wanna nuke russia

  • @snarfys cant, russia is 2 powerfull :P

  • Ramirez! run naked into burgertown and get compromised by russians

  • @MGCguy XD!!!!!!!!

  • @speznazporkchop Lmao. Greatest Soviet Russia joke I've heard in a long time.

  • @speznazporkchop in soviet russia. 

  • @futurerev21 russians are soviet

  • @speznazporkchop you sir have the best username on youtube!

  • @Reinzy007 why thank you

  • E-M-P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • watch?v=uZYoQpRUFG4&feature=re­lated

    the song in the link is F**king amazing it takes a shit all over the entire mw2 soundtrack

  • @01creativenamehere10 So you came here to say it to the people who cares the least?

  • COULD U PLEASE PUT THE DOWNLOAD LINK? I DISLIKE PEOPLE WHO DO THIS!!!

  • RAMIREZ! KILL ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO OVERUSED THIS JOKE WITH THIS SPOON!

  • the best

  • God dammit Europe STOP BURNING DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE! This is be the second time we have had to rebuild it

  • YO GUYS BLACK OPS IS OUT TODAY POST SOME MISSION PICTURES SO I CAN SEE B4 I BUY xd

  • Ranger: so when do you think we're going to Moscow?

    Dunn: Not soon enough, man. But i know when we get there, we're gonna burn it down to the ground.

    Ranger: Hoo-Ah

    Foley: When the time is right Corporal. When the time is right.

  • Sgt. Foley: 30 seconds! We gotta get to the roof now! Go! Go! Get to the roof! Move!

    *They run up the stairs.*

    Sgt. Foley: Use your flares!

    *Ramirez pops his flares. He and a Ranger wave and signal the Air Force.*

    Air Force Pilot: Countersign detected at Whiskey Hotel! Abort abort!

    Ranger: So when are we goin' to Moscow?

    Cpl. Dunn: Not soon enough, man. But I know we're gonna burn it down when we get there.

    Sgt. Foley: (sighs) When the time is right, Corporal. When the time is right.

  • Foley: Hey Dunn, I'm done.

    Dunn: What? Your me?

    Foley: No dumbshit I said I'm done!

    Dunn: Ohhhh, so your trying to be some other Dunn, I get it.

  • Overlord: Hunter 2-1 actual, this is overlord speaking, over?

    Ramirez: Hang on, lemme get Foley no...

    Overlord: Ah, it's you Ramirez, just the guy I'm looking for. Turns out you're now Captain

    Rameriez: ...wait, what?

    Overlord: That's right, you control Hunter 2-1 actual now. Godspeed soldier

    Ramirez: ....Oh fuck yeah

    (walks over to Foley and bitch slaps him)

    Foley: Ramirez wtf?!

    Ramirez: You'll understand in MW3 black ops, now get me a burger from burger town.

  • @Evallandercomingsoon Black ops isnt MW3

  • @SirisDeath2

    so, what is it? just black ops?

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  • @SirisDeath2

    Isn' it a continuation of MW2 tho?

  • @Evallandercomingsoon Nope. In fact it's made by a different company.

  • @Evallandercomingsoon

    No. Black Ops will be made by Activision and Treyarch.

    MW3 will be made by Respawn Entertainment.

    -

    Activision and Infinity Ward had difficulties so many of the leading employees left Infinity Ward and created Respawn Entertainment with the agreement that Activision can only make Shooters set in the Vietnam War and pre-Vietnam War eras while Infinity Ward (and Respawn Entertainment) may only create post-Vietnam War era games.

  • @masUn47t

    MW3 is being made by Sledgehammer Games and being published by Activision next year. (Confirmed.)

  • @Tevoxzi thank you people know that Iward is done jeez it took long enough for somone to realize

  • @SirisDeath2 You got that right. Have my copy now of BO and cand confirm it is nothing like MW2, think along the lines of WAW

  • You really think these fake quotes are funny?!??

  • @lilathrone THANK YOU!

  • @lilathrone some are xd

  • Foley:Ramirez, do this do that...

    Dunn:Uh, Sir, Overlord called and said Ramirez is promoted into captain...

    Foley:(Oh sheeit...)

    Dunn:So when are we going to Moscow?

    Ramirez:As soon as Foley gets me a cheeseburger from Burger Town.

  • @moksheebs Very criative douchebag.

  • @94footman94 LOL =D

    i'm not douchebagging

    i just think it's funny

    if you think it's not

    well it's just your taste...

    everyone has their own taste

    i won't blame you

  • When are we going to moscow?

    -When ramirez destroy that hind with his shoe.

  • Dunn: Hey Ramirez! Sarge wants..

    Ramirez:No Dunn I'm done.

    Dunn: But Sarge wants you to...

    Ramirez:NO! It's not like Foley wants me to help him eat ice cream!

    Dunn: but...

    Ramirez:NO!

    Dunn:Sorry sarge but Ramirez isn't moving

    Foley: Sweet Ben and Jerry! Who else can help us eat all this Ice Cream?!

  • am i the only one that was reminded of fallout 3 from the whitehouse level?

  • Ramirez: So, when are we going to moscow?

    Dunn: Not soon annough man, i know that we're going to burn it down when we get there.

    Foley: When the time's right corporal... when the time's rite.

  • Ranger: So huh....when are we going to moscow?

    Cpl.DUnn: Soon.....soon :D

    Me: Gimme a rifle and show me the way to moscow :D

  • Foley : Ramirez !

    Ramirez : What?

    Foley : RAMIREZ!!!1

    Ramirez : WHAT!!??

    Foley : Fuck you !

  • @Hustaakkeli lold

  • Shepard must not have YouTube... 0 dislikes.

  • Ramirez ! ur the 2nd Chuck Norris now wipe out the entire Russian Army with this M9 with only 1 bullet...Good luck.

  • @anonymous12337

    Chuck Norris play "One in the chamber" in a team deathmach lol

  • Fucking iNGrooves is blocking all the music >:(

  • @porahgonx WTF I KNOW RIGHT i hate INgrooves. I cant even fine THIS on INGROOVES wtf

  • @porahgonx

    I'm gonna skull fuck em if they block out this one.

  • Ramirez! Wipe out the entire russian army while me and dunn have a smoke.

  • DUNN! Just kidding. Ramirez take point!

  • Dunn! Just kidding. Ramirez take point!

  • fuck, cant think of any Ramirez jokes...they've all been done!

  • i know something really coll to do on Whiskey Hotel when u get yur flare out at the end swap it for an enemy's gun it looks so awesome!!!! (this is NOT a spam)

  • Ramirez! Grab the water pistol, and use it to destroy those helis!

  • omg all these Ramirez comments remind me of CoD 4... when u go up hill.... SOAP THE JAVALINS IN THE BARN!!! MOVE MOVE!!! (for like 2 hours)

  • RAMIREZ! Sharpen This Pencil,Shove it up my Ass,AND TEACH ME HOW TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE THEN "AIM DOWN YOUR SIGHTS!"

  • Ramirez!  We're out manned, outgunned, low on ammo and my nuts hurt! Fix it!

  • s.s.d.d. cpl dunn what a doosh

  • Ramirez! Wipe my ass with this tactical insertion! *ramirez cries*

  • @Ph33rS0m3 thought it was nesscesary < typing fail

  • The war is not over yet, but the US Army Rangers of fulfilled a glorious duty to their country. Enjoy it while it lasts, Rangers. Its not over yet.

  • RAMIREZ! SUCK MY LEFT NUT AND MAKE THE RIGHT ONE JEALOUS!

  • "When the time is right corporal, When the time is right."

    Epic!

  • Ramirez! Wave your arms around and do the chicken dance to distract those tangos while I hide behind this tank!

  • "So when are we going to Moscow? I know that im gonna burn it down when i get there" "When the time is right Corporal. When the time is right." those are the best lines ever spoken in COD

  • we have rebuilt it once we can rebuild it again:Shepard

  • why to i get the strange feeling that Ramirez will die in MW3 ?

    i just get that feeling from times to times

  • @lkotof theres not gonna be a MW3 Infinity ward is fired from making Call of Duty games. look it up if you don't believe me.

  • @oFooLsy Why and how would they be fired from making their own game? IW has making Activision tons of money since the first CoD. Sure they go to Treyarch now and again for the series, but they've always had Infinity Ward make another CoD right after them.

    Besides that, do you know how much money they made from the latest CoD?

  • @lkotof Because EVERYONE DIES!

  • RAMIREZ! I SMELL COOKIES!

  • Ramirez! Throwback that nuke!

  • Ramirez!kick chuck norries ass!!

  • @ziaen95

    Ramirez : Fuck no i'l get my ass kicked >:(

  • Ramirez, get ready to kick Ivan's ass!

  • 5 years ago my sisters doll died of cancer and the world just fking watched

  • Ramirez! your a man now, here take my cell phone, call my wife and tell her i'll be late to give her a mustash ride or better yet, call my mom and tell her ill be late to bake her cookies!!

  • "Hunter 2-1 actual this is overload over" Foley: what do you need overload. Overlord: We just received word that Ramierz has been promoted and you will now be taking orders from him. Foley: ok (thinking: Oh shit) Ramierz: payback asshole

  • @halogod1818 LOL XD Love to see Ramirez giving orders to his group.

    FOLEY; SNIPE THAT RUSSIAN WITH MY BUGER FROM BURGER TOWN!

    Foley: Goddamn you Overload. XC

  • @halogod1818 i olololol'd

  • @halogod1818 FOLEY! GO DANCE FOR THOSE RUSSIANS WHILE I EAT A CHEESE BURGER!

  • Ramirez! Guess what you're gonna be Modern Warfare 3.

    Ramirez: HUH? You must be joking!! LOL

  • Ramirez! We gotta get you BACK TO THE FUTURE !

  • RAMIREZ! STOP THAT NUKE WITH YOUR KNIFE!

  • we all know whats goona happen when they get to moscow in MW3......RAMIREZ!RAMIREZ!RAMIR­EZ!RAMIREZ!RAMIREZ!RAMIREZ!RAM­IREZ!RAMIREZ!RAMIREZ!

  • "So, when we goin' to Moscow?"

    "I don't know man. But we're gonna burn to the ground when we get there."

    "When the times right, corporal. When the times right."

  • foley:RAMIREZ!!go to burger town get me a #7 no mustard or slaw extra fry's no mold or lung cancer or death oh and a large diet dr.pepper

  • Ramirez! Get the phone! Fuck the phone!

  • Ramirez! Be a furry! cuz then that wud be messed up... Ramirez! Put up dedicated servers for MW2 Multiplayer! '3' Ramirez! Stop going to bars on weekends! Ramirez! Replace VAC with Punk Buster! Ramirez! Make sure MW3 doesn't use Steam! Ramirez! Get Google to not make shitty shit for Youtube! Ramirez! Take over the world! Ramirez! Let's go to Burger Town! Ramirez! Let's go on a romantic date! Ramirez! Threesome at your six!
  • Soap: He's mine

    Foley: RAMERIZ! Kill that guard before Soap does!

  • Ramirez! Disband Shadow Company before Sheperd hires them!

    Ramirez! Don't let Sheperd kill Ghost and Roach!

    Ramirez! Go back in time and stop Makarov in that airport so none of these would happen!

    Ramirez! Don't follow those orders because that would mess up the Modern Warfare2 storyline!

    P.S. Ramirez! Buy me a combo meal in Taco Joint! Dunn! Go with him in case he needs more money!

  • Ramirez wack this juggernaut to death with a ps3 !!! remember to aim down your sights , switch to your x box 360 its faster than reloading

  • REMIREZ!! USE YOU"RE DICK TO TAKE DOWN THAT AC130 ASAP!!!!!

  • Ramirez! Take back the White House with your bare hands! And kicking isn't allowed.

  • RAMIREZ! Pre-order me a CoD:Black Ops copyright CD =))

  • Ramirez!! Let's have some tequila shots at Nate's

  • RAMIREZ!

    MAKE ME PROUD! =3

  • RAMIREZ! wait over 100 years and rig the nuke in megatown to explode!

  • @8wowplayer Thats 265 years away... =(

  • RAMIREZ CAPTURE THE WHITE HOUSE WITH THIS CELLPHONE................ while aiming down your sights

  • RAMIREZ

    TAKE OUT THE WHOLE RUSSIAN ARMY WITH THIS LAST MAG

    hehehe

  • RAMIREZ! ill do nothing while u go to the gas station we were just at to get a javlin will theres a stinger on the roof to take out that bmd

  • Ramirez! GO TO MOSCOW AND DESTROY IT WITH A 9MM PISTOL!

  • RAMIREZ! Don't think about the war now, get me a burger from burgertown!

  • RAMIREZ!

    Say something!

  • I wish there was a soundtrack

  • When are we going to Moscow?

    As soon as Ramirez gets me a cheeseburger from Burger Town

  • Foley: RAMIREZ!!!

    Ramirez: What?

    Foley: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEA...

    Ramirez: -.-...

  • Ramirez! Defeat Chuck Norris with--

    Oh, wait. You can't. :D

  • When are we going to Moscow?

    As soon as Ramirez gets me a cheeseburger from Burger Town.

  • @ShanusMaximus4332

    The burgers at that place suck ass. Made of cyber beef.

  • @ShanusMaximus4332 RAMIREZ, shoot that hind down without destroying it. That's our ticket to Moscow!

  • @ShanusMaximus4332 o come on the real bit is better than that - So, when are we going to moscow? - i don't know but im as sure as hell we'll burn it down when we get there - when the time's right corporal, when the time is right.

  • @ShanusMaximus4332 but sir thats nearly 100 or 200 miles away!

  • @ShanusMaximus4332 Huh ? wtf ...

  • Ramirez! burn down Moscow with this box of matches!

  • Ramirez! Tell me the storyline of the next game!

  • RAMIREZ!Take out that building with oxigen!