Achmed the dead terrorist

[xWAFFLESLAYERx]

this show is brouth to you in part by you granddads ball!

[Exia122]

Eh?! 26 dislikes >_> those ppl have no taste 

[Spider00Fly]

Silence I keel u

[mitk01]

Its Ahmed not Achmed

[TheFlammableGas]

"so you did all that for 72 virgins?"

"hell i'd kill you for a klondike bar."

LOL

[17topollillo]

hahahahaahahahahaha premature detonation!!

[pikapwn345]

are you kidding id kill you for a klondike bar



[EiraBleddyn]

ROFL

[loopedvirus]

lol 2 jews walk in a bar nono dont want racist jokes on my show what u dont let jews in ur bar u racist bastard

[sinfulslayer]

What was the last thing that went through your mind?

My ass!

Such an epic line!

[xie135]

ello im lindsay lohan

[Robbydude6t9]

But your all bone

...It's a flesh wound

LMAO XD classic

[jamohanleva]

"Are you scared?"

"Not realy, no"

"Haaahh... And now?"

"Not realy, no"

"Heah HAAH! What about now?"

"No..."

"God dammit! I... I mean Allah dammit!

[Braunschweider]

but you're all bone...?

It's a flesh wound :D

nice :D:D:D:D

[azezel2311]

lol that was bad. better than walter though.

[konvict2249]

i loved it... it was funny... lol lol lol

[EmirioDesu]

What do you think of bush?

Bush? I love bu... wait you mean the president?

[robobtob93]

god american humour is crap, the only good american humour is south park and simpsons and some other shows, actually those shows are very good comedy, but THIS, this is just really boring predictable comedy

[Tanzo158]

@robobtob93 IMO South Park is pretty crap too, but I agree and otherwise, stll it's a funny and good idea. :D I keel you!

[wicho113]

hahahaha

[schubidubibalala]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

knock ´knock!

who's there?

me! i keel you!

XDDDDDDDD

[meapoelistas]

lol

[LoveLOVElove6028]

They opened my case and i said ; HELLOOOO, I'M LINDSEYY LOHANN xd

GOD DAM IT.

Imean,

ALLAH DAM IT xD

Are you moslim?

No ?

are you sure ?

yes! look at my ass ; MADE IN CHINA xD

[power2296]

the winner had to fight michel jackson...hes dead

[Zasssu]

this is an old act...

[EddyDaFreddie]

I go like: helloooooooooooooooooooo I am lindsay lohaaaaaan!!!!!!! hahaha

so fuckin' awesum xD

[DillanLM]

hello im Lindsay Lohan lol

[SeeYa81]

Good eveningggg...infidel!!!! :-) lol

[Shooterx18]

was it a nice facility?

It was.

what do you mean it was?

new guy....

[sven17123]

he says

-Is that a nice facility?

-It used to be

-What happend?

-new guy !The idiot (type,kind) of practice

[patryszjaxdd]

She is "star" movie ^^

[kpitromp]

Who is Lindsay Lohan??

[yonda18]

XD lol

[JBubba1999]

hellllllllllllloooooooooooooo, I'm lindsay Lohan xD

[lindiswow]

so damm goood

[xX8701brandon8701Xx]

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[JGGreyhound]

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oop there goes bobs head

[hamer554]

/ \

and bodey + 2 arms

[thevipp]

perfect

[MICHALI08]

hey u asshole! if u'll say one bad word about the jews again i will break ur burn bones!

[EddyDaFreddie]

just stay calm bro

[BlackHorror]

You do realize its Spelled Achmed Right?

[megaspeeder333222]

lol.... what the hell happen to my feeet lol..... is that walter he sa=cares the crap out of me....SILENCE............I KILL YOU!!!! lol just hilarious thx for posting

[kEiThAbIxXX]

Excellent stuff 5*****

[TheGermanDrummerboy]

That is soooo stupid... but its sooooo funny XD

[hansstukart]

good

[kAmi9teen8y5]

A...C... ... ... Flehmch...

[zuperned]

acmed:stop touching mi!!!...i kill you!!

[Nosfer007]

just great!!!!

[00racingteam00]

silence !!! ;)

[FKUUJ]

it's too much funny

[arz747]

i couldn't stop laughing when i saw it

[arz747]

this is fucking amazing

[Dsmoove95]

that skeleton funny i almost pissed on myself!! LOL!!

[CanadaLarry]

This is truely funny, Do you do your own writting?

[QuincyNorway]

02:54 "son of a bitch" XD

[TLWave99]

@QuincyNorway it kinda sounds like mario lol XD

[taaania94]

hahaha :DDDD

[G0djesse]

virgins OOOHHH no they always no,no i dont want

i say why

they : because i dont want

give my prostitues they know i realy like to feel

[coyotee19]

Ha ha ha ha I like you :)

[superchilodude]

silence i kill you

[Exundhob]

And who says Americans have no sense of humor!

[Deadboy99]

Catholic Priest vs. MJ

My bet's on Jackson.

[RoboTWillOwnU]

Are you scared? No.... ARRRRRRRRRRRR Now? No..  Ohhhh ARRR ARRRRRRR Are you scared now?No.. GODDAMMIT

ROFL

[marlen96]

SILANCE I KILL! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thepablillo23]

The greatest video ever!! xD

[TheoGary]

"So what do you think of Bush?"

"Oh I love Bu- Oh you mean the President! I'm sorry!"

Love that line. XD

[Roisinlovesrock]

OMG tht was so flipping funny i was ppeeiinngg my self with lafter pmsl lol :) Love you achmet Lol in a way so how bas is walters gas?

[dewa9z]

omg i love this guy he is too funny

[yoaditza]

i can't stop watching this

it's so damn funny=)))))

[grauh7]

OMG, this is hysteric!! :'DDDDD Can't stop laughing at this, so freaking funny!

[SHANSOLO121]

hip hip horraaayyyy

great performance i have ever saw to do with a puppet.i will rate this 100% for humour and comedy.

[vivasgurl101]

Man this is to funny sry to all the jews and stuff i mean its just to funny!=]

[dragboy1997]

RAGH!...are you scared?...no...god dammit...I mean Alah dammit lol

[ahmose71]

now in the nigga style:

shut the fuck up!

i whip ya head bitch

[blingage]

alah dammit

[ggrockes]

i know how to kill jews just toss a penny betwen them and let them fight to the death >=]

[xoforever93ox]

ahm ggrockes that is complete and total shit. if you seriously think like that you dont deserve to live the life you do. its offensive and stupid and i think i speak for everyone when i say youre a jerk.

oh and btw,

im jewish.

[redsoxoutfoxtherocks]

Hitler obviously didn't do his job then.

[Krillifix]

Ahhh, so sorry, did he touch a nerve? I'm Catholic and I thought he was funny.

[garidas13]

silent...i kill you!!!

cooooooooool

[Domse08]

"idiot u dont have an ass" xDDDDDDD

[meXagainstXme]

are you scared *lmao*

[06215540062]

wow cool

[mariah102396]

this is some funny shit right here

[Dorianetti86]

just great i see it soooo many times ;D

[jovvan12]

knock knock

-who's there?

-me i kill u

rofl this is sooooooooooofunny

[TorThaOne]

ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja

[TorThaOne]

very very gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooood

[meXagainstXme]

i love this xD

[paprikachipszweifel]

scilence, i kill you :) xD

hahaha smyleface :)

[liquidbullet5]

silence* learn to spell =P, but love this vid lol

[NieDoZycia]

Tt's so good;]

[werk9]

Edit: What did he meant with "Location, Location, Location"?

[Thomasgiel]

he means that they have to learn which location they should hit when they are training, so they wouldnt hit the facility like the "new guy" did.

[werk9]

what he mean with "location, location. location"?

[DemmiV]

This video never gets old lol

[AmericanMale1953]

He is missing his balls...

[wardog120]

balls dont have bones inside something to think about eh?

[AmericanMale1953]

I Agree!

[Olitod]

why do u think they call it a boner

[wardog120]

i dont know but dicks dont have bones either name has nothing to do with it

[Olitod]

it was a joke

[kederlim]

3===D

))===)

[M122Y]

"god damned..... I mean allah damned"

omg this is funny as fuck :D

[arabateist]

I just love terrorists!!!

[sup3rh1k]

Go my channel - More Achmed videos such as this one - There very similar!

[AFENTISTHECHOSEN]

That's some funny shit!!! silence!!! I KILL YOU!!!!

[shinoda2LP]

achmed....dddd DDD D !

[Adem84]

One of the greatest acts i've ever seen in my life :) a terifying terorist gg

[nianiaro92]

sto touching me....I KILL YOU!!!hahahaha!!

[xNASx19]

hahahahha geil eyyyyy.....

SILENCEEEEEEE I KILL YOUUUU

[einfachnurich12]

that is very funy,....

i like it!

[wateralone]

he is crazy this guy!!!!

I cant stop laughing....xiixixixixixaxa!!!­!

[gloriaver]

brother of bin laden !!!!!

[georgiabtf]

silence...I kill you!!!! xaxaxaxaxa!!XDXDXD

[astridjuh12]

Look at my ass , it says : made in china

Soo Lol !

[Romsen000]

NICE 5*

[XDkristiansenXD]

I KILL YOU :D:D:D:D

[Fangschrecke91]

god damit...ohoh i mean eh alah damit XD

[vm18011993]

hahaha suieside-hotline !(A)

[iMo0000]

hahahha awesome awesome awesome

im from middle east but i take no offence

not all ppl from der are terrorists :D

and this is sorta making terrorists feel good HAHA

nice job

[Lukinightfever]

I can`t stop laughing... XDDD SELINCE!

I KILL YOU?!

[suparpowers]

achmed, u suck asshole

[lololo1109]

are you my virgins... i hope not xDDD

how do you spell it?

i kill you ... even the best shit ever

[Ramsauer1]

halloooooo, i am lindsay lohaaaaan

[matthewfoot1]

fuckin lov it!!

[o0SouthparkGirl0o]

"are you scareeeed?"

that's so cool 8lxD I love that guy and all his characters

[dabanga2]

you did all this for a bunch of virgins?

are you kidding i would kill you for a klondike bar

[GlitchWorld]

Selince!  I kill you!

[MariaStancheva17]

OMG I can`t stop laughing... the best video ever!LOL

[inukikaXD]

hahaa

STOP TOUCHING ME!, I KILL YOU!

hahaahahahaaahha

[specialpanicaddict]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! i lalalalove this vid! ;D

[DreamTeam020]

what is the last thing that went to you mind:

my ass

soo good

[jeremys1713]

Silence

I kill you!

lmfao

[asdise]

-knock knock,

-who's there?

-me, i kill you

soo funny :'D

[kostasq2]

nice video!! :)

[nightwishmaster532]

'Silence! I kill you'!

hahahahaha

[devilsbride08]

omfg. this vid is just awesome!!!

[asanvolos]

really nice!!! ill kill you! you really are dead! really???

[tonimontana40]

omg me daddy's name is achmet!@ lol this so funny

[mileyrox765]

r u like in Iraq or something?

[mileyrox765]

holy crap!im floating!wait!wait!wait!classi­c awesomeness!

[mileyrox765]

STOP TOUCHING ME! I KILL YOU! hahaha rofl

[Dugi177]

lol Achmet 4 ever

[chourouk123456]

wat een film man ellllllllllllllllllllllgt

[TherIsStillHope]

What? You don't let Jews in your bars? U racist bastard!

[dannyXX1]

is that walter hi scares the crap out of me XD

[dannyXX1]

achmed is fucking funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha

[tasbankai]

hehehehe!!!! LoOoOoL!!! silence...i kill you...!!

[Addicted309]

very funn - lmao

[SFde90]

silence, i kill you!!! too awesome

[nessy91282]

HAMMERGEIL!!!

[theo1927roma]

dude you are awesome!!!

[deadforsakenn]

:D high quality funny video :D

[Fireschaah]

Awesome :D:D:D

[bre4ke]

I'll kil you! haha lol this movie is fantastic

[AnnoWartz]

its soooooo funny I cant deskribe it!!!

[Dreadcaptain1337]

god damn it ooh i mean allah damn it:D lol

[deadforsakenn]

xD Funny video :))

[Sweetcakesforever12]

Haha..I love this video!

[boyke1980]

where do i find this youtube downloader

[onkelzfan3995]

achmet is ach net...chchchchch....silence i kill you...*gg*

thats funny...!

[VenloZuid4Life]

With YouTube Downloader

[Edisoncuci]

where can I donwload this?

[martok87]

Location, Location, Location :D

[martok87]

Location, Location, Location :D

[Delina1993]

SILENCE I KILL YOUXD

knock, knock. HALLOOOO I'M LINDSAY LOHAN

HAHAHAHa, he's so funny:)

[N64Mari0]

knock knock...

who is there?

me i kill u :D

[N64Mari0]

knock knock...

who is there?

me i kill u :D

[Doyly999]

is... this technically racist... or not. because its dam funny but it might be a bit racist

[SchnutenJules18]

It great... Fuckin´ awesome^^

[Yiannisefthymiou]

Silence!I killll u!lol fcking lmao!someone get me up!lololololol rofl!

Hello im linsay lohaan and i kill u Rofl! A-C-FLEHM!LOLOLOL