Shooting Some Hoops - A Snooker Masterclass with Simon Ball

[jamesnzed]

what size is this table asap

[yang94]

lame video.. -_-.. pointless

[supersav99]

Shame he's using the wrong tip on that cue as well as the wrong cue....he only plays easy shots and I'd wish the guy whom walked past wouldve played as the main guy cant play one decent shot........such a waste of 2 mins of my life...

JJ

[supersav99]

Let this be a lesson....STAY OFF THE DRUGS!!!!

JJ

[otis782005]

i really liek your video, u r an amazing player

[skateboardingjack]

the thing is u will fluke sooo many balls on a table that small its like pool so much easier than snooker...nd i dont reakon u were taking the piss :S

[breakinbenfreak]

last shot was brilliant!

[fpsjonny]

THIS GUYS A SNOOKER MASTER

[fpsjonny]

LMAO i cant stop watching this

[KickerL7Subwoofer]

lmfao @ lemsip , good shootin lol

[fpsjonny]

R U A REtard lil dad

[cricketsam64]

its hard to do the "down the line" on a full sixe snooker table, but u can do it easyly on a smaller table

[00mimsi]

haha. nice table

[laziomerdalaziomerda]

nzaccato

[gameyfreak7]

the table small as

[rchan0]

hmmm how come his accent changed when he started shooting the blue? :-/ i'm all confused... is it even the same guy?

teach me how the shred guitar instead!

[wrus01]

He's so shit He's got some lip give him a tip and he will always play shit take your time fuck the rhyme listen to your self there's something wrong with Ur mental health your so vain it's just a shame i can tell Ur gay you just have to say don't be sad because u are awfully bad So fuck this, get a life behind bars and pay the price.

[jdotp1992]

Sorry m8 but that was terrible. Your tryin to show people how to play snooker when you don't even know the basics. You stance is wrong your bridge is wrong you don't pause or anything. Also your playin on a 3 x 3 table a baby could make them shots.

[fpsjonny]

what a posh genius

[owenruler]

ur reqlly good i need to learn and u helped

[AshleeandRyanFan]

my tits are SO sore right now!!! :( oooouch!! D

[owens10101]

he is shit

[komot]

WTF, that isnt a pool or snooker table.

[wrus01]

im 14 and my highest break on a 12 ft table is 142 h's crap

[dabestracedriver2k9]

Really? Wow that's excellent. Were the same age, ha ! :)

I only have a 97. Keep on going!

-k9!

[millydook]

well its a piss take, with a vague amount of seriousness in it, he says that, the double tip is different between players, hes obviously found that he under cuts it whereas i overcut. you just compensate for your fault. the down the line shot, is majorly over simplified, and he is showing on a table where the pockets are ready to take any old shit. Basically if youve never played the game heres the tutorial for you. Masterclass is what you may call a slight exaggeration.

[mrecoops]

what a legend!!

[cookiesaint]

i could beat and i'm 13

[Pu5iPumper]

da kid was rite u look like christ in da mel g movie.shame on you living in your mum and dad's basement get your own small room hahahah loser wit a capital L

[shamen0sexy]

one problem.. da tables 2 damn small buy a bigger 1!

[grandcranium]

haha lemsip awesome

[pnesam07]

right as ive scrolled down the comments ive realised how pathetic people are, begginers could learn something from this, so shut youre gobs and give the guy credit.

this is coming from a 14 year old with a highest break on 112, and three 8 ball runouts in pool.

please give the guy credit and lets see all you people post youre class knowledge on snooker

on second thoughts dont bother

[indyk91]

nice one, 112 thats a pretty big break, this vid was useful, but i knew most of the stuff anyway, if ur smart enough most the time u can work it out urself, some idiots just dont realise that, btw im 16 and ive made about a 40 odd break, but ive only ever played on a full sized table twice and just started playing regularly on a smaller sized table, im aiming for my first century this time next year.

[jac0bsk]

What? You made a century break in snooker but only 3 runouts in the easiest pool? I'm just saying, it's really weird...

[pnesam07]

well pool is very different to snooker it may not seem it but it is mate, totaly different tactics,angles...... and i rarely play 8ball or any pool im just starting it

ive started 9ball american recently and thats hard.

[ashed1987]

mate i seriously hope this is tongue in cheek, you are comedy gold! much love

[Henry1993bc]

simulated a harder pocket with lemsip...HAHAHAHA you made me piss mu panties

[skylinxiang]

r u serious with your skills\

[Snookbone]

What a great entry: "Hello, professional snooker man"

[wethall69]

U have got to be joking havnt u!!

I agree with the kiddy below bout u looking like jesus but fuck me mate, learn how to hold a cue properly first b4 u start telling people how to take a shot!!

And ur breaking method is ummmmm shite lol

[nialburrows]

u look like jesus and your ok

[417495]

Great stuff..lol

[Pittaling]

Lmao top video

[zinguy123]

your rubbish.

but funny.

your table is rubbish and cannot be used for snooker either.

[nufcfanmerlin]

What size balls are them?

[tommyveck]

messi lad

[debean]

agreed that it's a funny piss take but please....bridge properly!!!! LMAO

[stnicsunited7]

lol..

[OsirisGOLAD]

To all those people who think this is serious: get brains...

[goodman1234321]

it is deadly serious; i've hustled many a fool using only shots in this video

[John45672]

Lol, the cloth on that pool table had to be about 10 dollars cause it has no speed to it at all

[007909]

i like snooker, and this is a quality vid.

[mkhstar]

u weirdo u r shit u ent got a clue wat u r on bout u fukin retard ill play u for million pounds first to 21 n ill give u a 20 headstart u ent gt a clue wat u on bout u fukin shite snooker players play on a proper sized table u fanny (MOP HEAD) do u clean ur house with ur head hahahahahahahahahahahah LMFAO HAHAHAH

[sgkia]

HAHAHHAHA I TOTALLY ROFL AT THE VID.

1]i hope your hair cut is DECENT now.

2]i see the joke in the ROCKER you

3] Fcuk the accent

4] GET A DAMN PROPER POOL TABLE

5]you just look like a gay fag w/o a full 9 mths delivery :>

6] GET A FCUKING LIFE. DONT EVER HUMILIATE YOURSELF LIKE THAT AGAIN.

7] GO FOR A NEW MAKEOVER.

kthxbai

[pnesam07]

great video

lets see the people who slag it

do better

[sgkia]

LMAO.

[barbela2007]

May I ask you, are you Gay or Maricon?

[goodman1234321]

In retrospect the bit at the start is a bit corny; I think I was trying to make it funny though, because most people will only watch the first 20 seconds.

For everybody's information, I now have a respectable haircut.

[helprulez]

lmao the guys a legend.. guts to do that and put it on youtube.

[vinothelizard]

you need treatment,, medication,

[OwenEFC]

This is a great video Not oh n may i suggest a hair cut haha

[ArjunGhatora]

cue was bigger than the table lol.

[beverages]

Less of the corny stuff at the start though haha.

[beverages]

Decent vid. I am fairly new to the game and I think a few points on this video will come in useful.

[skliris80]

nice vid, thanx

[oidmcidmiod]

what a fucking wanker

[doccface]

LMFAO!!! "I've simulated a harder table with...lemsip".

Awesome!

[ComfortablyNumbed]

Fucking idiots, why bother posting abusive comments if you don't like it? It wasn't technically great but a beginner could definitely benefit from it. Nice one fella, cool vid.

[Montana0000]

it was funny to see that the colors aren´t on there spots, you don´t know how to play snooker...andm all the shot was´n hard...that "snooker can everybody play...you should buy an Original snooker table and should learn the snooker rules dude, sorry, but that was shit, and i want my money back :)

[dalriada]

for the haters - post links to your videos before mouthing off. At least he's offering something, wankaz.

[Ihatemyself3]

Rubbing the salt in ROFL!

[goodman1234321]

The cue-over-the-shoulder-what-a-c­omedian shot does actually work. I was in the Coster's a few weeks ago and this guy was mouthing off saying he got to the final of the British pool championships and I was like yeah-yeah-whatever, and I let him pot a few balls and then I counter-attacked and rolled up to snooker him about 5 times on the trot - I totally got him on tilt and he snapped. Then I potted the black off the break in the next frame - the thing about the imaginary cue ball really works.

[goodman1234321]

Liverbirdy8, why don't you take your "Graeme Dott's guide to a steady bridge hand" and shove it up your arse.

I did the video because I believe we should use the internet as an open-source tool to share knowledge, and I wanted to give out some of the secrets to my shots to try and advance the game for the good of all mankind.

Anyway, I would like to refer you to the credits section of "Shooting Some Hoops 2 - A Snooker Trickshot" where you can make up an insult for yourself.

[Liverbirdy8]

goman1234321 You really are shite. I play pool at quite a high level and I'll tell you this for nothing.

Your stance and bridge hand looks, at best, total beginner.

The tip on my cue cost more than your cue, case, table and balls all put together!!!! LMAO

[Liverbirdy8]

"I've simulated a harder pocket with Lemsip"???

Get a hair cut!

[Liverbirdy8]

OMG Is this guy serious?????

Did I just see him use half a cue on his shoulder? Playing probably the easiest shot in the game.

What a plonker, my niece is better than him and she's 11!!!!!!

Are you stoned?????

[southginge]

simon ball you cant play snooker for shit. try getting a proper size table. get a hair cut

[random7846]

that was aimed at pool1184 btw not the guy hu made this :)

[babahu15]

it ISN'T SNOOKER, IDIOT!!!!

[hummelink]

Woow that table is just FUCK. Look at the friction:S Too much!

[iconofsin]

HAHAHA, Your cue is longer then the damn table LOL.

[pool1184]

fucking idiot

[Cimbom611]

that was soooo shit... still, done in good humour

[pool1184]

5.02 playing pool...how many reds? lmao 2) topspin helps on the break 3) i play pool snooker and on the pool bit why not just clear up????? 4)i dont want to look a retard playing my shots with half a cue 5)im better than you 6)no cueball controll 7)get an haircut 8)what a waste of video my 11 yr old bro knows more than you lmao im top 5 player in yorkshire and a -17 at snooker with a high season brk of 96 why listen to you? pmsl hahahahah

[random7846]

wow u really are a bastard aren't you lol

[cnm2oo7]

Get an haircut.

[McUproar]

haha very useful haha :D classic shot at tha end haha

[tetra3000]

i liked it

[TTrueSpirit]

you drunk?

lol

[poorperson]

lololo

[cheekystreetpunk]

LOL. this is some funny load of shit.

[ianbrownshairdo]

shit another guy called simon ball, fuck.

[chrisharvey9]

Rubbish, tiny table, crap player. If you rolled up 2 the ball in pool it would be a fowl! a ball must hit a cushion after contact

[Cimbom611]

not in snooker

[chrisharvey9]

if you weren't quite so retarded you'd notice the words "in pool" wanker.

[lilvi3tboii]

how small u want the table to bee?

[krissboy]

Its funny but technically its all wrong!! On rail shots for example you dont hit cushion and opbject ball at the same time, because often the white is smaller so it kicked the object away from the cushion. You should really hit a fraction higher up the cushion with running side.

[yonnermark]

kirssboy, look again. The cueball is the same size as the object balls. But this video is great stuff

[chrisharvey9]

not in snooker fool

[sammathiemafiaman]

the last shot was jokeees!!

[jonbmcfc]

pretty good vid but just get a haircut mate

[okava7]

LOL

[kunsta77]

The Pool Cue is bigger than the Table.

[DonaldJ2006]

Hello mr professional snooker man

[davo614]

Any beginner would do well to listen to this video, as the boy is making good points in techniques you can use to help aid your potting.

[mansfieldfan100]

you wont do that on a full size table

[crosboid]

So this is what you've elected to do instead of playin bass for Simon Mastrantone? :-))

[bjamminb]

alright bewt, nice geetar playin ;)

[kennybhoy]

nice vid - but why do you talk like such a FANNY