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  • Where is the song?

  • I am a proud Canadian an I love hockey.

  • ohhh my goodness, i've wanted an aquarium/water bed ever since the first time i heard about water beds.

  • fish need air and a water bed is a closed system

  • brilliant video

  • some great inforamtion here thanks

  • oh my god i'm fucking addicted to the double stack with cheese at wendy's

  • Why water beds aren't aquariums: Tubby guys might smush Nemo.... :/

  • Hockey is a freaking huge deal in Canada. I don't even watch that much hockey, but I would not have gotten on that plane either. It was a matter of national PRIDE. I was in the States at the time, but all the Canadians gathered in one place and everyone screamed the whole time. Like I almost cried when the US scored with 26 seconds left. Most intense moments of my life.

  • I have a somewhat similar ramen noodles story. I was seven and making making ramen noodles in the microwave because I was seven and stoves are intimidating but i forgot to put the water in and my ramen noodles and they caught on fire. Now I make ramen noodles on my stove just in case I forget again.

  • ditto for thing #4

    

  • OH YES CANADA!!!!!!!!!

  • The first functional reason why waterbeds aren't aquariums is because you still have to have sheets on the waterbed if you want to sleep in it - you couldn't see the fish. Secondly, you add poison to the water in a waterbed, so you don't get mildew - the fish would die. Thirdly, currents, aeration, cleaning, and feeding would be impossible, or at least, very difficult. And finally, most waterbeds have a heater in them, to warm the bed up in winter, and temperature changes aren't good for fish.

  • the water bead would be sealed and the fisk would die of lack of oxygen

  • I had a greyhound. She died a week ago but she was amazing and I agree that retired greyhounds are the best. <3

  • YOU RENAMED HER LEMON!!! I'm currently trying to figure out how to high five you through the Internet! I love 30 Rock!!!

  • WHY WHY WHY WOULD YOU CHANGE HER NAME FROM TINA FEY? I mean, I know why you would want to change it, but the name Tina Fey is still so awesome.

  • @TheLavLav Lemon is Tina Fey's character's nickname on 30 Rock. c:

  • A) when I was a kid we adopted a retired greyhound, his name became Oliver and he was really posessive of my mom and bit me and my brother (we were small children) so he had to go back. :'(

    B) I've done that! with Ramen noodles and with Campbell's soup.

  • thats why my moniter isn't reflective.

  • i know this is late, but whatever.... the liquid in water beds is not purely water, and the bed itself is watertight. even if the fish do not die of poisoning (unlikely) they will quickly run out of air.

    plus its cruel to keep animals in such an environment.

  • I started a ramen noodle fire once. I accidentally turned on the wrong burner, and my parents had left a plastic bowl half-full of popcorn on that particular burner.

  • Eugh, I hate seeing my reflection in computer monitors too, normally because it's only black before I log on first thing when I'm still half asleep D:

  • "Why don't we have waterbeds that double as aquariums?"

  • As a Canadian, all the things he said about hockey, are true.

  • that would explain the song brigid and samantha

  • I think that the fish would suffocate.

  • It cracks me up that there are towns in America and Canada named after really random places in England, like Edmonton or Birmingham. I mean, why would you want another Birmingham?

  • Funny thing that your medication price went up by 1800%

  • Hey... I want an aquarium water bed. That sounds awesome... imagine at night if it was slightly lit up, so you could sleep watching the fishies swim... Mmm... (snore)

  • Well, those hockey stats sound about right.

  • $385 to $458 a month in less than a year! WARNER CHILCOTT THAT'S INSANE!

  • need more video's about Lemon!

  • OMG Lemon is freakin' adorable :3

  • what happened to lemon? do they still own her?

  • I HAVE A WATER BED AQAURIUM i made it my self!!!!!!

    just don`t get neon tetras they glow when you sleep

  • youd crush the fish sreh man

  • It won't be 100% every year... More like 1200%... in less than a year :-/

  • Thats awesoe that you adopted a greyhound. I have 2 adopted greyhounds :)

  • I am eating noodles. I searched vlobrothers noodles. I found this. Best moment of my life.

  • YAY YOU MENTIONED EDMONTON. I FEEL LESS OBSCURE

  • Did they name her Lemon because Tina Fey's character on the TV show "30 Rock" is named Liz Lemon?

  • @untitledmusicproject YEAH!!

    It's just past eleven on a school night where I live. I watched this video on my iPod, buried under the covers. When Hank said the ramen noodle thing, I snorted. Loudly. Then I started giggling uncontrollably. Fail.

  • oh, Canada :b

  • Thank you for mentioning retired greyhounds, and for adopting one. She look like a sweetie. They can be amazing pets. (though for some reason, my dog Zia really doesn't like them). Pit bulls are also great dogs, and there are so many in shelters around the country.

  • So, John got a dog, and then a while later, Hank got a dog. John had a child..Hank, we're waiting.

  • @untitledmusicproject Somehow, I think Hank is going to just be the cool uncle forever. He's good at that, and getting people to plant plants.

  • @SHALYN8 But he would make the second cutest baby ever! (Henry will always win.) Also, has Hank ever actually seen Henry??

  • Why do we say 'number' before the actual number. I think we all know what is a number and what isn't.

  • who dislikes this

  • He has such a big heart! So sweet. God bless you, Hank. :)

  • Who the F- is Hank?

  • @henrytdsimmons its who the eff is hank

  • i have a brindle retired racing greyhound too! her names julia, looks identicle :O

  • I have a brindle retired racing greyhound, too! We are dog twins.... hehe

  • 0:55-0:59. Lemon is staring into your soul

  • i have that font!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • CANADA!!! :)

  • why water beds aren't aquariums: because no fish should have to watch somethings

  • XD I admit that I was part of the 80% of Canadians watching the final Olympic hockey game

  • @LordYouGetMe  same :D

  • lemon, you're so cute!<3

  • Canada FTW!

  • "Hopefully they won't be raising the price of that 100% every year."

    And then you got Warner Chilcotted.

  • Oh my god so happy to be living in England where you only have to pay for a prescription so you can get 12 months worth of drugs for £104.00 or £7.20 per prescription and not if you're in school or under 16 or if you can't afford it.

  • I'm from edmonton, and Hockey really doesn't seem like that big of a deal, but I buy the water chart. That made me giggle.

  • Dear Past Hank,

    Your prescription gets worse. Just wait.

  • its ironic that now you are exited about the new drug and soon you are gona try to sue them... thats life

  • Ahh, Tina Fey Liz lemon, :) Now I get it.

  • okay, i watched the 1200 percent video and i frickin died laughing at your inability to read small print

    

  • Yup, we Canadians love our hockey ;)

  • how would you feed the fish? or clean it? 

  • Because how would you feed the fish?

  • Oh man. Warner Chilcott! CURSE YOUUUUUU!

  • When life gives you lemons, you've been reading too much FanFiction.

  • Oh, the part about your drugs going down in price must be such a bitch to hear about now.

    The irony amuses me.

  • they wont, they'll up it 1200% mwahahaha also look at the card! april 1st! mwahahaha

  • @irssssss wow... I was literally about to type the exact same comment. lol

  • @irssssss If only watching youtube videos was somehow related to time travel and Hank could read these comments the day he posted the video.... hmm...

  • Wow, it's interesting watching how happy he is now considering what happens later.

  • look at you in your happy obliviousness. 1200 % in your future. RAWR Drug Companies!

  • I was part of the 80% of Canadians who watched the Olympic hockey game :P I feel kinda proud :D

  • @famousstarr12 hehe me too :) Was that not the most intense hockey game ever! I don't know what I would have done if we had lost to the States :P. Thank god for Sidney Crosby.

  • @Maeglet I know it was so intense! When Crosby scored the winning goal I jumped off my coach and started screaming! Such a good game :) Yeahhhh we probably would have hung our heads in shame that we are not as awesome at hockey as we once believed :P Luckily that didn`t happen though and we won against the States!!!!

  • no hank, it will go up 1200% in one month. and you will be maaaaaaaad.

  • @KylieAus87 awesome - speaking from the future is cool

  • GO CANADA!!!!!!! what eles would you watch when hockey is on?

  • Just watched the newest video. Oh, if he only knew then.

  • When can we see Lemon in a video again?

  • I almost named my dog "Lemon" after Liz Lemon too. :D

  • aww lemon is cute

  • Aww!! Lemon is adorable! Can you do a vlog about all your pets?

  • The fact that you just were so 'yep. that happened.' about the ramen noodle fire made me laugh so much that I had to stop the video and like laugh for like five minutes, because I do that all the time like, " and then I got in the dryer cause it was warm and fell asleep in there"

    You guys are so great and hilarious and awesome lol

  • I totally set my kitchen on fire making ramen! Not entirely, but it was pretty scary, and we had to replace some stuff.

  • So THAT'S why her name is Lemon! Oh my gosh, THAT'S SO EPIC! :D Her old name was Tina Fey, so you named her Lemon! As in Liz Lemon, Tina Fey's character on 30 Rock... AWESOME! 8D

  • Thing number 5 - The fish would get squished :<

  • What ever happened to your song about Samantha?

  • They are excellent dogs, I work with an adoption agency. My grey is shown at the beginning of my new VLOG.

    I can’t stop watching, you’re just so… intreging o_O. I can’t look away. It’s so random and mesmerizing.

  • I love how relaxed you sound when you say "Thing number _"

  • i love a guy who vlogs about his bowel movement problems :)

  • I think that Missy Elliot has a waterbed/aquarium. xD

  • I foster greys! I have one of my own and have fostered 7!

  • the tite of this video whould be an AWESOME book title...in your pants.

  • XD Tina Fey to Lemon; Someone likes 30 rock

  • Funny, because my friend has had ramen incidents before. Like the time she was microwaving ramen and forgot the water. 8D

  • what does he need drugs for?

  • @nimoisansvous Hyperactivity. And so he doesn't asplode from so much awesome.

  • @nimoisansvous Really belated response, but I'm pretty sure they were for ulcerative colitis, which Hank has mentioned he has before.

  • My dog is also very happy after he poops! He runs back into the house and does about ten laps around the living room.

  • LOL to the show fading to black, I have been there. Water beds typically are heated.... you might accidentally cook your pets, and if you do find fish that can handle that heat, wouldn't you feel like you might roll over and squish your pet fishies?? Plus how would you feed them?

  • oh my goodness! my nickname is lemon!! :D (err one of them is) that's so jokes!! lol

  • I love greyhounds! I have a lurcher who is half Greyhound and half Staffie but she acts more like a greyhound and shes a sweetie pie ^^

  • Liz Lemon : D

  • BE AWESOME, JOHN & HANK!

  • Yay for hank adopting a greyhound :) I have two, they are amazing, and I will never have any other breed of dog!

  • on new years my friend tried to cook ramen but she turned on the wrong burner and made a pot of veggie oil catch on fire and melt most of my oven and the oven fan :D it was really funny after wards.

  • ICE HOCKEY ROCKS!!! THANK YOU FOR GIVING "ICE HOCKEY" THE CREDIT IT DESERVES!!! I was born in the USA !!! I WAS BORN TO WATCH ICE HOCKEY! (OK, I got a little "Herb Brooks", there) See, I'm a girl (Actually, I'm 47 years old) so, when I was a young girl & my seven brothers played ice hockey. Although,  I may have been used as a puck...and when I was growing up, girls didn't play ice hockey. Now, they do! In any event, thanks again for you salute to ice hockey!

  • What were you doing while the ramen boiled away and burst into flames?

  • wooooo my sis won Samantha

  • If the bed pops then...

  • well, you move when you sleep which would make the fish kinda uncomfortable

  • @2:00 I've thought about this before, I've had a waterbed since I was ~5 and heres what I think:

    Air bubbles are annoying; the whole bed shakes as the air moves from one end to the other. Now imagine a fish swimming under you. You wouldnt sleep.

    Also, feeding the fish: There's only one hole, how are the fish supposed to find that?

    How would you clean algae out of a waterbed? When you refill a waterbed, youre supposed to add cleaning fluid. Which might contains chlorine.

  • Aw, Lemon looks like a sweet girl. ^_^

    It's really weird when you suddenly hear your name when you're not expecting to. My name's Samantha. It gave me a start, even though I knew it wasn't me. xD

  • The Greyhound adoption is awesome. I always feel that people should adopt over going through breeders.

  • wow,that's a lot of books in the background..

  • at the end of this video, when it goes to black, I try to make the funniest face I can...

    my parents are considering sending me to the special bouncy-room :D

  • lucky samuel in pennsylvania :(

  • i completely relate to thing 4.

  • vlogbrothers you are so entertaining,

  • Hey! Did you say Missoula?? Like Missoula Montana?????? Dude if so I live like 50 miles away from u. Do you like da griz!! (griz till death) dude plz reply now this is killing me

  • she is cute

  • Your wives sound like the most interesting people. From John saying that, on their first date, his wife said that imagining the future is a certain kind of nostalgia to you saying that your wife wonders about why water beds don't double as aquariums- they both just sound amazing and different that each other but mostly amazing. Please do vlogs with them sometime? They seem very cool.

  • You guys talking about them also made me feel better about my oddities. I'm always spewing things similar to that, and the fact that you both appreciate those types of things in the seemingly amazing people you married makes me feel like it's not a bad thing, that eventually when I gush about simplicity being achieved only through enormous effort or how cool it would be to own a bionic fish, someone will really understand and appreciate it. and it really means a lot.

  • You guys talking about them also made me feel better about my oddities. I'm always spewing things similar to that, and the fact that you both appreciate those types of things in the seemingly amazing people you married makes me feel like it's not a bad thing, that eventually when I gush about simplicity being achieved only through enormous effort or how cool it would be to own a bionic fish, someone will really understand and appreciate it. and it really means a lot.

  • I have two greyhounds, and they're fantastic! Such intelligent and gentle dogs. Definitely keep an eye out for any limping you suddenly spot though, it could be a sign of cancer, which is what one of my last greyhounds passed away from, and which another one of my current greyhounds now also has. :( Apparently it's somewhat common in the breed.

  • do u live in montana?

  • My parents currently have 3 greyhounds that they adopted, and they have had several more that have passed over the Rainbow Bridge. I was going to get a rescue named Nemo, but she also was not cat friendly. One will come along. But congrats on your greyhound, they are such wonderful dogs!

  • My parents currently have 3 greyhounds that they adopted, and they have had several more that have passed over the Rainbow Bridge. I was going to get a rescue named Nemo, but she also was not cat friendly. One will come along. But congrats on your greyhound, they are such wonderful dogs!

  • Maybe you should have your glasses adjusted. Is there a record for how many times a person adjusts their glasses during a utube session?

  • I had friends that adopt retired GreyHounds and Whippets. Graceful dogs with super skinny legs.

  • I put a cup of ramen in the microwave thinking that it was gonna be all good so i went into the living room which is fairly close and i start smelling burnt beef i look over at the microwave, it was smoking and i opened it (carefully) and than ran it out the back door and sprayed it with the hose.

    the most simplest rule of ramen.

    DONT FORGET THE WATER

    my kitchen still smells like burnt noodles and beef to this day

  • i love how random this is :D

  • 30 Rock reference FTW!

  • I get giddy when Edmonton is mentioned anywhere cause we're such a lame ass city.. lol

  • @Simplicity052 yay, we got recognized haha.

  • 1. You watch too much 30 Rock

    4. I feel the same way about Chatroulette

    6. I've done the same thing

  • Flaming ramen ftw

  • They actually had aquarium waterbeds in "A Goofy Movie" for... anyone who's my age and saw it...

  • ulcerative colitis?

  • the drugs are for ulcerative colitis ?

  • Today is the Unicycle Football Stupor bowl!!!!!

  • Tina Fey, I mean, Lemon is a beauty!  I just hope she's a good listener.

  • xD i cracked up at 2:35

  • #4

    IKR!!!!!

  • haha lemon

  • DUDE!!! i'm so happy Canada won!!! plus, i went to a hockey game the other day: Atlanta Thrashers vs. Toronto Maple Leafs. guess who won. if you say the thrashers, you are wrong. :) :)

  • Congratulations on your greyhound!!!

  • It's great being a nerd fighter.

  • I believe the movement on the water bed would cause a shock that would kill the Fish... UNLESS, of course, it was the Frame that was like a fish tank...which would be cool... but then you'd have to ave invisible sheets and I don't think the fish want to see you practice making babies. o.o

  • dude, Us Sams, we win.

  • Lemon looks so sweet, our neighbors have two adopted greyhounds and for an animal that runs so fast they are the laziest dogs I have ever met.

  • looks lk davey wavey :D his dog is named chipotle

  • Wow I love your videos keep on VLoging =D

  • you would squish the fish! Stick to glass bowls please! =)

  • i did the same thing with ramen.. except i hadnt put the noodles in their yet and the water evaporated and my pot had melted to the burner!

    haha

  • I like Lemon!

  • Lemon is adorable! My uncle adopted two greyhounds recently and they are wonderful! On another note, I don't think the waterbed/aquarium thing is such a good idea... I mean, that seems like it would just freak out the fish. Like fish torture.

  • What are the prescription drugs for again? D: I can't remember what Hank has. D:

  • ...even though he wasn't addressing me hearing hank say "samantha" weirded me the fuck out for a minute.

  • OMG, I love you guys :}

  • Aw, Lemon is so cute! She's got such a lovely coat, greyhounds are wonderful dogs, I've got three rescued greyhounds, and they're all so well tempered (though the youngest does look at the cat with some hunger in her eyes)

  • love the name! and the dog is sooo cute.

  • whoa TMI!!

  • OMG! That's funny because a while back I was thinking the same thing about the whole waterbed/aquarium thing...I guess you'd have to feed an oxygen tube into the bed, which would be kind of difficult to do...

  • I pooped on my dog, and he didn't appear to like it. Just a head's up for anyone considering dropping a deuce on your pet.

  • Lemon is adorable, I wanted to adopt one, but I hace two cats, are you having any problems with the cat?

  • That's a really clever name for her actually! Lemon, as in Liz Lemon i presume? She's very sweet!

  • how would you feed the fish inside the water bed?

    also, you said that you wanted to send 3 planes to haiti named Harry, Ron, and Hermione. Since you sent 5, what were the names of the other two? (neville I hope? cuz neville is pure awesome.)

  • I would get a retired racing dog, but I already have a few boxers and they are a hand full ha.

    If you had a water bed with fish in it, they would still need light and an oxygen source and if you caused too big of a ripple you could hurt the fish. Way too much trouble to deal with I think lol.

  • While I was watching this video my dog pooped in my house. I was not pleased.