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  • do techno kitten adventures on xbox!!!!

  • i frikken love this guy

  • I got it! Denied

  • I cant stop LMFAOing XDXDXD

  • Add me on Xbox GH33TT0 panda

  • SON OF A DONKYS DILDO.

  • Im on attempt 4,378 on level 1.

    Lol ima a fail

  • ............are you shitting me ?=))

  • Turn on Transcribe audio at 4:40

  • Yay!! Son of a donkey's Dildo -.-

  • I got it got it! Shit

  • MOAR IMPOSSIBLE GAME!

  • laughed so hard from 0:00 to 6:09

  • Best one yet I couldnt stop laughing at all.

  • Hold A God DAMMIT!

  • Son of a donkeys dildo...XD

  • "I will not raise my voice. However, I have no problem raising my weiner." xD

  • son of an ass? wtf, thats just funny

  • "Ah number 25, I know I got it this time"

    "Rock n' Roll!"

    *Gets hit by spike*

    God, I couldn't stop laughing!

  • mouth of a sailor, vocabulary of a scholar

  • May the spirit of Odin take over your controller more often.

  • "One of these days a just guna sit my fuck"XDDD

  • Hold "A" button for victory

  • "who does that. who the fuck does that, just puts a spike all there by itself."

  • you are fricken hilarious.<3

  • 135 people are a son of a donkeys dildo

  • press 2 then 3 and he says mountain shiting

  • Music by Supradarky... as in that guy I subscribed to that uploads game music?

  • Actually, that would be ass of a son.

  • "Son of a donkeys dildo"!! my mom doesnt understand english AT all and she even laughed... LOL

  • Mouth of a sailor, vocabulary of a scholar

  • you are the funniest commentator ever subbed

  • You have a lot of creativity for insults. XDD

  • The commentary is so funny hey can u check out my channel MrDJShufflemaster

  • "now this one's takin shots just destroyin my square. assho.. i did it! a new opportunity has just presented itself!" lol

  • if you press 0 and hear him say "what's up everybody it's cr1t1kal" over 15 times it starts to sound like a song o_o

  • OMG I laughed so hard I started coughing & crying & my face hurts xDDD

  • "Son of a donkey's dildo".

  • "and i know i have it this time, i just. . .  fuck you" xD

  • IM SHITTING MYSELF OF LAUGHTING!

  • Dude, when you get to the squares, hold "A" button down.. You'll get the hang of it..

  • Crit1kal will you be valentine, Lolz

  • lol "HajiRaji" is now online

  • that moment where you see everybody trying to say the best line too get the top comment.

  • Lmao "I'd have a better try a solving a rubix's cube with my bare nipples than timing this shit."

  • "son of a donkey's dildo" lmfao

  • whats your Gamertag?

  • @SeaSpartan118 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!

  • @RichManJrGoW ???

  • @SeaSpartan118 did u just ask what his gamer tag was?

  • @RichManJrGoW yes he has a xbox....

  • Im not gonna raise my voice however i have no proplem raising my weaner

  • SOn of a donkeys dildo! :-D

  • "o yea tearin it..fuck"

  • I will not raise my voice. But I have no problem raising my wiener.

    I lost it right there LOL

  • i would have an easier time solving a rubbix cube using nothing but my bare nipples.:DDD LFMAO.!!...btw this guy loves nipples:D

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  • Aw just wait till you get to the triple spikes :D

  • I will not raise my voice, but I have no problem raising my weiner

  • mount titty cock :D

  • yes! aaawwwhh!!!!-dies- son of a donkeys dildo!

  • fuck you double spike and everything you stand for

  • Lol

  • thumbs up if you shit your fuck watching this video

  • I'm not gonna raise my voice.. I will not raise my voice.

    However, I have no problem raising my weiner.

    LMFAO.

  • ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M JUST GONNA SHIT MY FUCK!

  • One of these days I'm just gonna shit my fuck. LOL

  • son of a donkeys dildo LMFAO

  • 1:30 is the most epic comment ever xDD

  • Son of an ass. 4:16. LOL

  • that is %$@# funny lol : )

  • another fail 5:57

  • 5:45 fail

  • this man is HILARIOUS!!!

  • lol ive beaten it

  • Dear Cr1TiKal,

    Play I Wanna Be The Guy. It is the single hardest game in history. Literally ANYTHING can kill you.

  • Good sir, please tell us, how does one shit ones fuck?

  • are you shiting ??????

  • Shit my fuck XDD

  • "You know, one of these days I'm just gonna shit my fuck." <33

  • "Can you jump like this square? I certainly hope not 'cause the sick fuck that made this game's gonna have me jumpin' all over the fuckin' place like you're in a bounce house."

    ROFLMAO.

  • How does one shit ones fuck?

  • im gonna shit my fuck...lmfao

  • lol titi caca its a lake xD

  • lol sun of a donkeys dildo

  • *like* now you must play I,Zombie !! it´s a indiegame on Xbox

  • hold down A

  • I just beat this game, check out my video!

  • @ColeCola12 i need to get mine recorded. i beat it.... but i have yet to record it

  • This guy seems to have a thing for nipples. :D

  • I just pissed my pants from laughing

  • oh my god every one of your videos I die every time

  • "Fuck you double spike. Fuck everything that you stand for."

  • If I could have sex with your voice, I would.

  • one of these days im just gonna shit my fuck

  • the spirit of Oden? oh he controls my controller once in while not the times that i really need him but there unexpectly.

  • Nice voice!!! Lol ;)

    

  • Anyone else notice that after almost every time he dies he pauses?

  • Drinking chocolate milk always sets me in the mood for penguinz0

    Never understood why...

  • @Hellhammer35 CHOCOLATE MILK BREAK!!!!!!

  • I used to think the "arrow to the knee" jokes were funny, then I shit my fuck.

  • RAISE TOUR WIENER

  • 135 ppl have problems raising their penis

  • 0:54 XD

  • xD

  • Wait i might get it I MIGHT GET IT. YES -dies-

  • "I'm not gonna raise my voice, but i don't have problem raising my wiener tho"

    LMFAO xD

  • he maakes wana play .... sometimes when i am bored i put a white shit on my dick and pertend its a ghost :)

  • I heard MT. Tittycock was a big tourist attraction for porn stars! XD

  • @jbilodeau96 *Tittykaka

  • I'dve given up from being pissed.

  • Wat does shit my fuck mean?

  • lmfao...son of a donckeys dildo

  • these are my favorites 0:29 3:36 4:15 and my arch enemy 5:31

  • Mt. TittyCock? Ive been there...

  • Watchin it and sis ask me whats wrong with me cause im seriously loling

  • "son of a donkeys dildo" best like ever lol

  • I hate when I shit my fuck.

  • SON OF AN ASS!

  • one of these days im gunna shit my fuck

    

  • You and OfficialDuckGaming are the best commentators around. Guys check Duck's channel. His humor is like Cr1tikal's

  • Son of a donkeys dildo

  • why does he always mention tities in his videos thumbs up if you have noticed

  • "I would have an easier time solving a Rubik's cube using nothing but my bare nipples than trying to make that fucking jump"

  • omg hahahaha

    "fuck you, fuck you double spike, fuck everything you stand for"

    lmfao i love that guy!!!!

  • one of these days i'm gonna shit my fuck

  • @ibeedaveeed who is robin williams??

  • We had this game back in the 90s. It was called Battletoads.

  • YOU ARE THE MOST FUNNIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD......YOUR MY 2ND FAVORITE YOUTUBER:)

    

  • Oh god I want him to see the triple spike...

  • Why is robin Williams playing the impossible game?

  • "one of these days, im gona shit my fuck"

  • this man is a fucking legend..

  • hold a next time i got the impossible game and it pisses me off

  • mount tittykaka

  • @iSkyythePhantom mount tittycocka*

  • @iSkyythePhantom lool its lake

  • "It's gonna look like penises taking off in a space shuttle"

  • I watch all ur videos there so funny I laugh ur so fuckin funny ha u should do some mw3 videos

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  • i will not raise my voice. but i will raise my weiner hahah

  • 0:52 "One of these days I'm going to just shit my fuck..." by Cr1TiKaL

  • literally. when i'm depressed, i watch his videos and smile:} thank you (:

  • eh hem titicaca is a lake in peru... look it up

  • @sniperNghillie right. So your friend has to do with what? I can talk shit all day.. You however seem like a pretty dumb fuck. In summary: explain what your friend has to do with this situation. Kthnxbaifucktard

  • MOUNT TITTY COCK!

  • @SniperNghillie97 lol. Your thirteen and he's 20. Nice try. And before you go off on people, try actually responding to the right one. And when you quote them, make sure to quote them right. Lastly, your school clearly didn't teach you how to spell...

  • @wwefan1nick nahhh bro im 14 so get that math stright. you know i just talked to my friend at school. ill get him on tonight or tom. night. so please keep talking shit.

  • would the son of an ass be the asses shit?

  • Lmfao!!!

    Son of a Donkeys Dildo!!!

    I could not stop laughin!!!

  • hes also in my math class!

  • @sniperNghillie97 That must be one hell of a math class. The good way of course :)

  • @ElPolloLocoS13 its called a voise changer. i swer on my life this guy is my friend. you ask him were he goes to school. and then ask me. we go to the same school. so how am i a "fucking poser" if you dont belive me then fuck you. right now, your dead to me, your pointless, and probly 9. so go get head from your dad cuz when i prove to you he does know me, your'll shit your panties

  • @sniperNghillie97 Such a compelling argument.

  • @sniperNghillie97 LMFAO! Where in my comment did I ever call you a "fucking poser"? Did you even read what I said to you? lol. I think you are the one that's 9 and needs to learn how to read before he replies to the wrong person and says the most irrelevant shit. (Willy Wonka tone) Good Day SIR! :)

  • @sniperNghillie97 Retard -.-

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  • @sniperNghillie97 He's 20. You fucking poser.

  • hahaa i know with guy he goes to my school. he is fucking funny!

  • "son of an ass"

  • mount titty kaka =)

  • 2:38

  • " I know i have it this time! i.. i just know " *Dies* *pauses* "Fuck you.... fuck you double spike. fuck everyting you stand for... son of a bitch"

  • Fuck you Fuck you double spike lolz

  • It's on new grounds

  • Try to play the game called One Chance

  • @EricTheMachineIsaac That game sucks :)

  • 134 people have a problem raising their wiener.

  • Funny lines never get old xD.

    

  • 8------------------~~ PENIS!!!!!!!!!!

  • @xXGoLdXxReZuReCt 8======D

    That is a proper penis, my friend.

  • son of an ass. . . the son came out of the ass