Most likely you wont read this, but if you do continue. My friend and I made this account and we are starting to post videos, they are us playing random flash games and yelling at each other, pretty entertaining. Give us a chance and we will do our best not to disappoint, you can ask us to play certain games so if there is one you know will make us hate each other by playing please tell us. Thank you for you time :D
"Can you jump like this square? I certainly hope not 'cause the sick fuck that made this game's gonna have me jumpin' all over the fuckin' place like you're in a bounce house."
@sniperNghillie right. So your friend has to do with what? I can talk shit all day.. You however seem like a pretty dumb fuck. In summary: explain what your friend has to do with this situation. Kthnxbaifucktard
@SniperNghillie97 lol. Your thirteen and he's 20. Nice try. And before you go off on people, try actually responding to the right one. And when you quote them, make sure to quote them right. Lastly, your school clearly didn't teach you how to spell...
@wwefan1nick nahhh bro im 14 so get that math stright. you know i just talked to my friend at school. ill get him on tonight or tom. night. so please keep talking shit.
@ElPolloLocoS13 its called a voise changer. i swer on my life this guy is my friend. you ask him were he goes to school. and then ask me. we go to the same school. so how am i a "fucking poser" if you dont belive me then fuck you. right now, your dead to me, your pointless, and probly 9. so go get head from your dad cuz when i prove to you he does know me, your'll shit your panties
@sniperNghillie97 LMFAO! Where in my comment did I ever call you a "fucking poser"? Did you even read what I said to you? lol. I think you are the one that's 9 and needs to learn how to read before he replies to the wrong person and says the most irrelevant shit. (Willy Wonka tone) Good Day SIR! :)
do techno kitten adventures on xbox!!!!
SWATglitcher 5 hours ago
i frikken love this guy
NinjaLaxWafl 9 hours ago
I got it! Denied
russiandude885 20 hours ago
I cant stop LMFAOing XDXDXD
LightningGamerz44 3 days ago
Add me on Xbox GH33TT0 panda
xXlambchopzXx 3 days ago
SON OF A DONKYS DILDO.
minerlab 3 days ago
Im on attempt 4,378 on level 1.
Lol ima a fail
SirSmartPerson 4 days ago
............are you shitting me ?=))
Avenger4343 4 days ago
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Most likely you wont read this, but if you do continue. My friend and I made this account and we are starting to post videos, they are us playing random flash games and yelling at each other, pretty entertaining. Give us a chance and we will do our best not to disappoint, you can ask us to play certain games so if there is one you know will make us hate each other by playing please tell us. Thank you for you time :D
ZachAndNIckPlayGames 4 days ago
Turn on Transcribe audio at 4:40
AirForceRabbits 4 days ago
Yay!! Son of a donkey's Dildo -.-
BirtLikesPie 5 days ago
I got it got it! Shit
Nini2Elsa8 5 days ago
MOAR IMPOSSIBLE GAME!
TurnoverAbid 5 days ago
laughed so hard from 0:00 to 6:09
TurnoverAbid 5 days ago
Best one yet I couldnt stop laughing at all.
stryker0411 5 days ago
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CRITAKA1 MAKE YOUR OWN T-SHIRT LINE WITH SOME OF THESE FAVORITE QUOTES:
"Voted most likely to become a rock in highschool"
"yeah getting funky with my self"
"when i catch up to her im gona squeez all the milk from her titties"
"taste knowledge you iletterite douchbag"
"clouds r my enemy in this game and in real life"
"what am suppose to do with it? am i suppose to slap the fish with it?"
and many more plz make them critaka1
robertjoe1000 5 days ago
Hold A God DAMMIT!
ProMineer 6 days ago
Son of a donkeys dildo...XD
DarkTraviso 6 days ago
"I will not raise my voice. However, I have no problem raising my weiner." xD
xAlexandriaMozzx 1 week ago in playlist Cr1TiKaL
son of an ass? wtf, thats just funny
4D85 1 week ago
"Ah number 25, I know I got it this time"
"Rock n' Roll!"
*Gets hit by spike*
God, I couldn't stop laughing!
ThatRandomGuy1996 1 week ago
mouth of a sailor, vocabulary of a scholar
oBasiq 1 week ago
May the spirit of Odin take over your controller more often.
Shomononosh 1 week ago
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"You know, one of these days I'm just gonna shit my fuck." <33 !!!!!!!!!
98RAZARAC 1 week ago
"One of these days a just guna sit my fuck"XDDD
coolnick126 1 week ago
Hold "A" button for victory
TJlolbagger 1 week ago
"who does that. who the fuck does that, just puts a spike all there by itself."
hrdcoredncr17 1 week ago 18
you are fricken hilarious.<3
hrdcoredncr17 1 week ago
135 people are a son of a donkeys dildo
sllinkkyHD 1 week ago
press 2 then 3 and he says mountain shiting
volmarrk 1 week ago
Music by Supradarky... as in that guy I subscribed to that uploads game music?
thesecretveiwer 1 week ago
Actually, that would be ass of a son.
CebuLips9 1 week ago
"Son of a donkeys dildo"!! my mom doesnt understand english AT all and she even laughed... LOL
pendant65 1 week ago
Mouth of a sailor, vocabulary of a scholar
OGKUSHMX 1 week ago 4
you are the funniest commentator ever subbed
albanybestdrumline 1 week ago
You have a lot of creativity for insults. XDD
nathaliegam12 1 week ago
The commentary is so funny hey can u check out my channel MrDJShufflemaster
MrDJShufflemaster 2 weeks ago
"now this one's takin shots just destroyin my square. assho.. i did it! a new opportunity has just presented itself!" lol
CurlyTop1492 2 weeks ago
if you press 0 and hear him say "what's up everybody it's cr1t1kal" over 15 times it starts to sound like a song o_o
TalonRoxUrSox 2 weeks ago
OMG I laughed so hard I started coughing & crying & my face hurts xDDD
NeialL1 2 weeks ago 3
"Son of a donkey's dildo".
pivotmasterkilla 2 weeks ago
"and i know i have it this time, i just. . . fuck you" xD
CJfrost1402 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from penguinz0
IM SHITTING MYSELF OF LAUGHTING!
2cool4svinie 2 weeks ago
Dude, when you get to the squares, hold "A" button down.. You'll get the hang of it..
2abby1221 2 weeks ago 3
Crit1kal will you be valentine, Lolz
MathiasDSmith 2 weeks ago
lol "HajiRaji" is now online
theninjakiwi1 2 weeks ago
that moment where you see everybody trying to say the best line too get the top comment.
tkdskyride 2 weeks ago
Lmao "I'd have a better try a solving a rubix's cube with my bare nipples than timing this shit."
WowAmazingRight 2 weeks ago
"son of a donkey's dildo" lmfao
hasbrogrl74 3 weeks ago
whats your Gamertag?
SeaSpartan118 3 weeks ago
@SeaSpartan118 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!
RichManJrGoW 2 weeks ago
@RichManJrGoW ???
SeaSpartan118 2 weeks ago
@SeaSpartan118 did u just ask what his gamer tag was?
RichManJrGoW 2 weeks ago
@RichManJrGoW yes he has a xbox....
SeaSpartan118 2 weeks ago
Im not gonna raise my voice however i have no proplem raising my weaner
07Linkinthology 3 weeks ago
SOn of a donkeys dildo! :-D
DanishMinecraftersPl 3 weeks ago
"o yea tearin it..fuck"
scuba136 3 weeks ago
I will not raise my voice. But I have no problem raising my wiener.
I lost it right there LOL
Flapswitch13 3 weeks ago
i would have an easier time solving a rubbix cube using nothing but my bare nipples.:DDD LFMAO.!!...btw this guy loves nipples:D
Hyperstripe13 3 weeks ago
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Hyperstripe13 3 weeks ago
Aw just wait till you get to the triple spikes :D
heather910711 3 weeks ago
I will not raise my voice, but I have no problem raising my weiner
skinnyshit8888 3 weeks ago 69
mount titty cock :D
TheFriendlyBurgers 3 weeks ago
yes! aaawwwhh!!!!-dies- son of a donkeys dildo!
3p1kduck 3 weeks ago
fuck you double spike and everything you stand for
futuremarineboy28 3 weeks ago 2
Lol
mysteriaist 3 weeks ago
thumbs up if you shit your fuck watching this video
mooshuninja 3 weeks ago
I'm not gonna raise my voice.. I will not raise my voice.
However, I have no problem raising my weiner.
LMFAO.
Tay853 3 weeks ago
ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M JUST GONNA SHIT MY FUCK!
Tay853 3 weeks ago
One of these days I'm just gonna shit my fuck. LOL
youre8 3 weeks ago
son of a donkeys dildo LMFAO
xxsniperboytomx 3 weeks ago
1:30 is the most epic comment ever xDD
s3bbe1337 4 weeks ago
Son of an ass. 4:16. LOL
Gtrboyxtreme 4 weeks ago
that is %$@# funny lol : )
ACRFreak101 4 weeks ago
another fail 5:57
left4fked20000 1 month ago
5:45 fail
left4fked20000 1 month ago
this man is HILARIOUS!!!
WMarzette 1 month ago
lol ive beaten it
lockpick123456789 1 month ago
Dear Cr1TiKal,
Play I Wanna Be The Guy. It is the single hardest game in history. Literally ANYTHING can kill you.
LineDancer97 1 month ago
Good sir, please tell us, how does one shit ones fuck?
FaLlEnWiShEs123 1 month ago
are you shiting ??????
acrobaticHipo 1 month ago
Shit my fuck XDD
J3WP33T4H 1 month ago
"You know, one of these days I'm just gonna shit my fuck." <33
BlackSparrowRose 1 month ago 101
"Can you jump like this square? I certainly hope not 'cause the sick fuck that made this game's gonna have me jumpin' all over the fuckin' place like you're in a bounce house."
ROFLMAO.
XxalicenajxX 1 month ago
How does one shit ones fuck?
SecretlySilent12 1 month ago
im gonna shit my fuck...lmfao
socboy112395 1 month ago
lol titi caca its a lake xD
LordEizen 1 month ago
lol sun of a donkeys dildo
XTwingodsX 1 month ago
*like* now you must play I,Zombie !! it´s a indiegame on Xbox
TheTechnogott 1 month ago
hold down A
GODof123WAR 1 month ago
I just beat this game, check out my video!
ColeCola12 1 month ago
@ColeCola12 i need to get mine recorded. i beat it.... but i have yet to record it
nouaremyonly 1 month ago
This guy seems to have a thing for nipples. :D
BlackSparrowRose 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
I just pissed my pants from laughing
slaminsams17 1 month ago
oh my god every one of your videos I die every time
R0SII33EMKAY 1 month ago
"Fuck you double spike. Fuck everything that you stand for."
QuirrellPotter 1 month ago
If I could have sex with your voice, I would.
CoolKidsInMaine 1 month ago
one of these days im just gonna shit my fuck
randompro100 1 month ago
the spirit of Oden? oh he controls my controller once in while not the times that i really need him but there unexpectly.
BlackRoseAssassin 1 month ago
Nice voice!!! Lol ;)
somehispanicchick 1 month ago
Anyone else notice that after almost every time he dies he pauses?
TheBigmoose15 1 month ago 2
Drinking chocolate milk always sets me in the mood for penguinz0
Never understood why...
Hellhammer35 1 month ago
@Hellhammer35 CHOCOLATE MILK BREAK!!!!!!
88KeysADay 1 month ago
I used to think the "arrow to the knee" jokes were funny, then I shit my fuck.
TheAvagantamos 1 month ago
RAISE TOUR WIENER
sharpshooter370 1 month ago
135 ppl have problems raising their penis
flareisprayy 1 month ago 2
0:54 XD
LehighAcresSk8rs 1 month ago
xD
xTheMimicofDeathx 1 month ago
Wait i might get it I MIGHT GET IT. YES -dies-
ariyiasan23 1 month ago
"I'm not gonna raise my voice, but i don't have problem raising my wiener tho"
LMFAO xD
ThePatocheStriker 1 month ago
he maakes wana play .... sometimes when i am bored i put a white shit on my dick and pertend its a ghost :)
lVlario305 1 month ago
I heard MT. Tittycock was a big tourist attraction for porn stars! XD
jbilodeau96 1 month ago
@jbilodeau96 *Tittykaka
CraigWalkerNZ 1 month ago
I'dve given up from being pissed.
Gregtendon 1 month ago
Wat does shit my fuck mean?
jaqdudley 1 month ago
lmfao...son of a donckeys dildo
visitmeintexis 1 month ago
these are my favorites 0:29 3:36 4:15 and my arch enemy 5:31
Ivanator777 1 month ago
Mt. TittyCock? Ive been there...
TitaniumTitties 1 month ago
Watchin it and sis ask me whats wrong with me cause im seriously loling
elmoh818 1 month ago
"son of a donkeys dildo" best like ever lol
CFmoviemaker 1 month ago
I hate when I shit my fuck.
PneumonicFungus 1 month ago
SON OF AN ASS!
jbilodeau96 1 month ago 3
one of these days im gunna shit my fuck
1995WChase 1 month ago 2
You and OfficialDuckGaming are the best commentators around. Guys check Duck's channel. His humor is like Cr1tikal's
Flapswitch13 1 month ago
Son of a donkeys dildo
adwait66 1 month ago
why does he always mention tities in his videos thumbs up if you have noticed
Ditio100 1 month ago
"I would have an easier time solving a Rubik's cube using nothing but my bare nipples than trying to make that fucking jump"
Creepy944 1 month ago
omg hahahaha
"fuck you, fuck you double spike, fuck everything you stand for"
lmfao i love that guy!!!!
love2livendlive2love 1 month ago in playlist More videos from penguinz0
one of these days i'm gonna shit my fuck
MasterMaxiboi 1 month ago
@ibeedaveeed who is robin williams??
4SSFUL 1 month ago
We had this game back in the 90s. It was called Battletoads.
vladpiranha 1 month ago
YOU ARE THE MOST FUNNIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD......YOUR MY 2ND FAVORITE YOUTUBER:)
ahenes1 1 month ago
Oh god I want him to see the triple spike...
MeCommentNoHere 1 month ago
Why is robin Williams playing the impossible game?
ibeedaveeed 1 month ago
"one of these days, im gona shit my fuck"
fox10169 1 month ago 4
this man is a fucking legend..
huntdog11 1 month ago 111
hold a next time i got the impossible game and it pisses me off
MrDeadintheditch 1 month ago
mount tittykaka
iSkyythePhantom 1 month ago 48
@iSkyythePhantom mount tittycocka*
dudeuramarb1 1 month ago in playlist More videos from penguinz0
@iSkyythePhantom lool its lake
Pre0rdered 1 month ago
"It's gonna look like penises taking off in a space shuttle"
BigBossFatMoss 1 month ago
I watch all ur videos there so funny I laugh ur so fuckin funny ha u should do some mw3 videos
will98f 1 month ago
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R4YFspanky 1 month ago
i will not raise my voice. but i will raise my weiner hahah
me2freaks 1 month ago
0:52 "One of these days I'm going to just shit my fuck..." by Cr1TiKaL
MuscleNeck5000 1 month ago
literally. when i'm depressed, i watch his videos and smile:} thank you (:
calllmeesexxyyy 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
eh hem titicaca is a lake in peru... look it up
mcguigcls 1 month ago
@sniperNghillie right. So your friend has to do with what? I can talk shit all day.. You however seem like a pretty dumb fuck. In summary: explain what your friend has to do with this situation. Kthnxbaifucktard
wwefan1nick 1 month ago
MOUNT TITTY COCK!
ilovedeeppurple 1 month ago
@SniperNghillie97 lol. Your thirteen and he's 20. Nice try. And before you go off on people, try actually responding to the right one. And when you quote them, make sure to quote them right. Lastly, your school clearly didn't teach you how to spell...
wwefan1nick 1 month ago
@wwefan1nick nahhh bro im 14 so get that math stright. you know i just talked to my friend at school. ill get him on tonight or tom. night. so please keep talking shit.
sniperNghillie97 1 month ago
would the son of an ass be the asses shit?
liquidrock2u 1 month ago in playlist More videos from penguinz0
Lmfao!!!
Son of a Donkeys Dildo!!!
I could not stop laughin!!!
DonDon3334 1 month ago
hes also in my math class!
sniperNghillie97 1 month ago
@sniperNghillie97 That must be one hell of a math class. The good way of course :)
ElPolloLocoS13 1 month ago
@ElPolloLocoS13 its called a voise changer. i swer on my life this guy is my friend. you ask him were he goes to school. and then ask me. we go to the same school. so how am i a "fucking poser" if you dont belive me then fuck you. right now, your dead to me, your pointless, and probly 9. so go get head from your dad cuz when i prove to you he does know me, your'll shit your panties
sniperNghillie97 1 month ago
@sniperNghillie97 Such a compelling argument.
dodabender 1 month ago
@sniperNghillie97 LMFAO! Where in my comment did I ever call you a "fucking poser"? Did you even read what I said to you? lol. I think you are the one that's 9 and needs to learn how to read before he replies to the wrong person and says the most irrelevant shit. (Willy Wonka tone) Good Day SIR! :)
ElPolloLocoS13 1 month ago
@sniperNghillie97 Retard -.-
ladygagagerbilDBZfan 1 month ago
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TehSawnderz 1 month ago
@sniperNghillie97 He's 20. You fucking poser.
TehSawnderz 1 month ago
hahaa i know with guy he goes to my school. he is fucking funny!
sniperNghillie97 1 month ago
"son of an ass"
TheBubbypower 1 month ago
mount titty kaka =)
14grostr 1 month ago
2:38
WhatBlackPerson 1 month ago
" I know i have it this time! i.. i just know " *Dies* *pauses* "Fuck you.... fuck you double spike. fuck everyting you stand for... son of a bitch"
PCGameWalkthrough1 1 month ago
Fuck you Fuck you double spike lolz
JasmineBernal1 1 month ago
It's on new grounds
EricTheMachineIsaac 1 month ago
Try to play the game called One Chance
EricTheMachineIsaac 1 month ago
@EricTheMachineIsaac That game sucks :)
abbea14 1 month ago
134 people have a problem raising their wiener.
MrSFTU 1 month ago
Funny lines never get old xD.
myr0flc0pter117 1 month ago
@goodgravybatman lol
xXGoLdXxReZuReCt 1 month ago
8------------------~~ PENIS!!!!!!!!!!
xXGoLdXxReZuReCt 1 month ago
@xXGoLdXxReZuReCt 8======D
That is a proper penis, my friend.
goodgravybatman 1 month ago 2
son of an ass. . . the son came out of the ass
mreagleness 1 month ago