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  • Tiptoe through the tulips, through the dodoh

  • I'M RUNNING JOHN!

  • R.I.P.

  • This was hillarious!

    And all you Halo 3 dummy's who hated this video with a thumbs down...

    This is proof of your inferiority to the Playstation 3 fanbase Nga! Hahaha!.

  • why is anybody talking about halo, this here ladies is about the comedic art of patrice oneal

  • that guy cannot play.

  • I've come to notice that people who excel in playing Halo 3 fail at life altogether. Especially lame brained fucksticks named extremehalofan.

  • @SuperSlutMagnet HARSH!! .. but true :(

  • Halo 3 doesn't suck that much. Its a alright shooter. Just that its, what some would say, overrated. Though when games gets big people will start saying it sucks like MW2 for instance. I think that game sucks because its overrated but I don't be running around saying it out loud and crap.

  • It's obvious you only say that because you suck.

  • isnt this supposed to be how much halo sucks? this is football!

  • Man last time I played a football game was on ps1, my friend beat me like 205 to 7

  • @ssptg i wouldn't brag about that man LOL

  • b3s1 s70w ev37

  • lol..i am dead...i am fucking dead XD

  • NE? you brady's new bf

  • favorite video of this series.

    "inferior asshole on 2, ready?"

  • that was sad

  • Inferior asshole on 2, ya ready?

  • halo 3 sux camel dix

  • @djpaulMS why do people say that, I dont own halo 2 but i own halo 1 and 2 for PC and 2 isn't that much different then 3. halo 3 even has more weapons which i like. And i dont see how people say that only halo 1 was good, to me i think that halo 1 was the worst multiplayerwise, the campaign it was repetitive but the story was good and halo 2's story was way better than halo 1's and the campaign is better. Please explain why u think halo 3 sucks people

  • @djpaulMS btw i meant to say that i dont own halo 3 lol

  • You are so gay

  • Poor jon getting his ass kicked and drinking a mikes hard

  • Halo is too easy a game, but enjoyable to play. GTA is the daddy.

  • Dude all he's throws is long passes

  • he could beat that white boy all day to no end but if you beat a black man ones you own him for life

  • to all my other comments there all true but a pesenal note to the maker: dude wtf is wrong with u ur a little dick head NOW GET UR HEAD OUT OF UR ASS AND FUCKING PLAY THE GAME FIRST U FUK

  • Its funny how mad the Halo people get when the video really wasn't even about Halo it was about Madden.

  • Have you noticed that all the Halo 3 faggot fanboys voted the bad comments about Halo 3 negative?

    You guys just follow the hype

  • The bad thing about madden is that all the games,2007,2008, are all the pretty much the same.

    As with halo 3, it brought to the table new gameplay, graphics, screenshots, movies, and forge.

  • have you ever even played madden?

  • What the hell does anyone find appealing in Madden? It's a stupid football game, and what seperates the 2008 one from the 2007 one? Not to mention you can play football IN REAL LIFE.

    Halo 3 is atleast fun and something you can't do in real life. Look at the used bins and sales bins in game shops, the majority of them are boring ass sports games, with racing games and bad movie games coming in at second place.

    Sports games are NOT FUN.

  • madden does suk

  • halo 3 sucks!!!!and it hav a fantastic name and that is GAYLO 3!!!!

    when an enemy threw a fucking sticky shit on your ass u get fucked up when it blows!!!and Call of Duty 4 is better although it isin't that futuristic as GAYLO 3!!!and who started Halo 3 vs Call of Duty 4???

  • go to hell

  • yea fuk whoever made this video he's just made because he has like -3000 kills in halo 3

  • lol, thats yust great .

  • anyone who likes halo 3 should suck their own dicks.

    Why does anyone like to play such a SHIT GAME?????

    all your doing is facing the same enemys again and again and again.....only on different maps. O.O

    Its fucking boring.

    Enemys use up almost all your ammo to kill one guy.

    Graphics suck. ive seen better for a game to come out in 2007.

    the only part i did enjoy was blowing up the giant scarab things. lol

  • ...Seems some of use see it as necessary to mindlessly bash games with pointless arguments.

  • halo 3 sucks balls

  • how could you say that halo 3 sucks when you cant even spell the word 'episode' with E-P-I-S-O-D-E instead of E-P-S-I-O-D-E.

  • only losers say that HALO 3 SUKS! witch ofcousre DOESNT!

  • "-Is That Like The 60's?

    -That Really Is"

    "-Stick To What Greeks Do, Throw The Javelin Muthafucka, And Stand There Naked On A Fountain With A Little Dick Holding A Atlas"

    XD

  • halo ce > halo 3

  • u propobly hate it cuz u suck big hairy balls at it, i mean u couldnt even tell the other guy was dead

  • Halo 3 thinks you suck too!

  • madden sux u fat faggot

  • 1st gen: Dreamcast (fuck ps1)

    2nd gen: Xbox (Superior to PS2)

    3rd gem: Ps3 (3+ times more powerfull hardware)

    FPS: Half life 2 (Halo is nothing but a clone of ID's games - Quake, Doom etc. and it's got nothing more than brainless shooting involved. And I discard all these reasons if someone can give me a valid argument why Halo is a good game, and not rambling like: WTF n00b, u suk s0 h4rd halo is the shit!!!!!!!!! OMFG.... and crap like this, that's pointless.)

  • My first point is: Have you played halo 3? If you have, then you will realize that most people like mindless shooting. If people wanted something intellectual to play, they would be playing a strategy game, not an FPS. And do i even need to point out that Half Life 2 is also "brainless shooting"? Hellloooooo!! Three letters FPS!!!!!!

  • The point of fps's are brainless shooting who the fuck wants to play something intellectual

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  • u FUCKING SUCK BALLS. u r on crack. halo 3 is the game that fucking got xbox 360 the best console right now. u suck ass at the game probabaly because u cant fucking beat the game on legendary. sure cod4 is awesome too but halo 3 is better to ME. some of u may disagree but i dont give a shit. oh yeah the orange box dosent suck either. i hope master chief plasma grenades u up your ass or downn your mouth bitch.

  • K well if you got like Halo 3 is better to you then why do you have to get pissed at ANYONE who thinks halo 3 is bad?

    I have halo 3 and its one of the reasons I got the console for but Halo 3 is nothing compared to the first halo in my opinion.

  • Halo 3 is boring.

  • ahahha these guys are awesome..

  • Whaaaat?

  • Silly Rabbit Trix are for Kids

  • i actually like halo 3 beter compared to cod4

  • Comedy!

  • Halo 3 and COD4 have both sold millions of copies, and have hundreds of thousands of players online daily, neither of them are bad games, its just what you prefer. Malphas your a retard, halo 3 is just as tactical as COD4. In different ways(alos it depends what gametype your playing in) but its just as tactical.

  • Hilarious!

  • But dude,Halo 3 does suck,its just a damn fucked up game,cod4 is tactical dude,i hate rainbow six vegas 2 but thats better than Halo 3 man.

  • it doesnt matter wat game is better u people just piss me off i like halo 3 and cod4 but its wat u like not wats best

  • man halo sucks so much, almost as much as giutar hero

  • retard

  • COD4 Takes skill ever weapon = Different attributes and most have lots of recoil which makes it harder...in Halo the bullets go directly where the cross hair with no recoil and the sniper is even accurate from the hip (Thats dumb mise well call it a shot gun when ur using it close up) So this all means COD4 Takes more skill but halo is still fun but COD4 is better!

  • Play the fucking game online no fucking doushe it sucks local what the fuck

  • and you disneecunt still fail to get laid...

  • I would rather eat a decroted piece of shit than play five measly mintutes of this horrible game.

    :)

  • halo 3 sucks i only like multiplayer

  • now that rsv2 is out cod4 will fade away

  • halo 3 is better because -more weapons(including using rocket)-vehicles-custom armor-lots of diffrent types of gameplay-replay system-always updating-create custom maps and more and cod4 has ummmm most of thing all other army games have, not saying that army games r bad but its the same sorta,btw front lines fuel of war better than cod4

  • cod4 owns galo

  • fuck cod4 play halo

  • fuck you halo sucks...compared to Call of Duty 4...stupid n00b

  • ya your the guy that runs around with the m16 and the p90 XD and got tbaged on halo nice two zeros you added to noob impressive

  • P90 Sucks i use the M40 Bolt action Snipe and the M4 Carbine..and i do have Halo 3 i play it all all the time i like it and i am very good at it...(im good at every game i play)And so what if i put 2 zeros in n00b what does that have to do with anything?

  • P90 Sucks i use the M40 Bolt action Snipe and the M4 Carbine..and i do have Halo 3 i play it all all the time i like it and i am very good at it...(im good at every game i play)And so what if i put 2 zeros in n00b what does that have to do with anything?

  • P90 Sucks i use the M40 Bolt action Snipe and the M4 Carbine..and i do have Halo 3 i play it all all the time i like it and i am very good at it...(im good at every game i play)And so what if i put 2 zeros in n00b what does that have to do with anything?

  • i dont know just some slang i dont like

  • i see...i just saw lots of people doing it...so i decided to lol

  • haha

  • P90 OWNS!!

  • P90 is for n00bs who cant aim!

  • ya p90 for people with no aim who aims with the p90? no1

  • cod 4 is so fucking gay halo3 is the fucking bomb bitches and who ever plays cod go kill your self HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • ...Can't argue with that logic...

  • I play Halo 3 and CoD4. Should I go kill myself? Faggot. One always has to be better than the other right? You can't pay a few games, there's always one that is just better than all the others.

  • Dude your a n00b....COD4 > Halo 3

  • Dude your a n00b....COD4 > Halo 3

  • Dude your a n00b....COD4 > Halo 3

  • both are fucking great EVERYONE GET OVER THERE BOTH GREAT STFU

  • cod 4 is so fucking gay halo3 is the fucking bomb bitches and who ever plays cod go kill your self HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • yea but who win the best fps of the year thats right cod4 bitch not wast of money 3

  • just because cod4 won best fps of the year doesnt mean that halo 3 its a waste of money. actually its a great game. cod4 and halo 3 are both fps' but they have two different ways of playing. cod4 is realistic while halo is.... well.... not so realistic, so the ways that you play it are very different. i actually relatively suck at cod4 because im used to playing halo where you just run and gun and shoot the hell out of a room. so stop saying that halo sucks.

  • both are great shut the fuck up

  • ya cod4 better then halo 3 so true

  • You wish.

  • i think halo games arent that great buts thats my opinion so dont start saying oh you suck

    MY OPINION

  • "theres no head left"

    "im just makin sure"

    LEGEND!

  • lol look at these nerds crying that they said that halo 3 sucks lol go get a life its just a game,go walk out side for once its probably been a while

  • they suck halo 3 is the best and all of the fags that think all of dudy 4 is better go do your mother

  • bad news COD sold more halo 3 was being traded within the 3rd day it was out and buying a used copy of halo 3 is quite easy though Id never waste the money

  • halo suck dont get mad but it does

  • u fail to say why halo sucks

  • once again another guy that sucks at halo and blames the game classic

  • like the vid but the black dudes jokes are racist suprisingly racist to thiner more athletic white people

  • tiptoe through the tulips roflmao

  • hey im 13 and i think halo sucks ass... Sont we all the graphics look like pictures with floating things in them and the guns suck balls the grunts are really fuckin annoying ... this game is vast;y overrated its just like every other shooter ive played nothing special theres only like 10 guns which is retarted timesplitters three has way more than that... this was a funny vid btw

  • k retarted u don't like it then don't make a post ya dumbshit

  • Only like ten guns? Try hmm....almost 30.

  • cod4 is good but i dont think its better than halo.i'm better at cod4 than in halo and think their both great games.i think cod4 takes the modern warfare medal, and halo 3 taking the futuristic medal.

  • you haters have a lot of fake, and worthless shit coming outta your mouths but nothing to back it up with. you cant say a game sucks without any real proof to back it up with.

  • you make halo look bad. I LOVE IT!!! 5/5

  • You all should know what a good game is. This isn't, the Halo trilogy was good for a few months, until I found out how hard-assed it was. Like everyones grammar.

  • yeah dude, i completely agree. call of duty 4 came and blew halo out of the water. when everybody saw COD4, they looked at halo 3 and thought "what were we thinking?"

    halo 3 is arcade quality gameplay at best. the melee system is awful, and the glitches are far too numerous for it to be a good game. not to mention the story plot sucked balls, with the cheesiest dialogue ive ever heard. the majority of halo players are preteen dumbassses

  • u sound like a dum ass

  • u do to :>

  • u racist fucker

  • okay why are people giving negitive comments to my opinion. a lot of people like to play it.you cant say a opinion is wrong.and about halo 3 sucking, thats wrong because if it sucks it wouldnt have won countless awards.still think halo is a shitty game? go look at the numbers. millions of copys sold on the first days, endless lines of people waiting at midnight to buy it, people not going to school and work to play it,etch.i just hate it when people hate on a good game like halo.

  • Halo 2 and 3 suck a big cock. Halo 1 ftw

  • maybe because MS hyped the game up more than most movies get hyped. They spent hundreds of millions of dollars to hype it (plus there's proof that MS was bribing game critics to give it a higher score), so everyone was like "fuck yeah" But then we played it... needless to say, Halo 3 sold like shit after it's first month.

  • halo 3 is just like any other FPS it is nothing special at all. Has no brought anything new to the gaming world. The single player SUCKED it really did but people gave it good scores cause of the ONLINE whihc is stupid. Thats just saying its ok to have a HALF assed game. This game sold so much due to marketing..it was on a fucking can for christ sakes. Other then that this game is just AVERAGE

  • halo 3 is pretty good. i mean i thin its done so great is because its the original concept of a FPS. with add ons like forge which is cool, armor costimization, and the twitchy carnage. its just fun. people will say its boring...but they're lying and they kno it...people hate halo for its popularity

  • i think halo 3 had a lot of cool new features. like forge and theater, and the armor customization, and the new games like zombie where when your playing online with your friends and it gets your adrenaline up.the series got many awards and halo has taken its place in gaming history as the most anticipated game at the time.but you get a more hyped sense when you read the books that are fun to read.i have to give bungie my respect for making a truly magnificent game(but h3 had last gen graphics)

  • HAHAHAH!

  • halo 3 sucks man

  • OMG would you listen to this guy, what a freak.

    "Obviously peopel who hate Halo are retards who are spoiled assholes, and all the care is killing. They don't even know the "TRYE MEANINIG" of Halo, unlike all Halo fans and a number of newcomers."

  • halo 3 i sgay, its fun but has the worst servers, i cant get any games online, all my other games work, just not halo, im sick of it, im gettin gears of war instead

  • Halo 3 was great. The new weapons are good. They lessened the damage from duel wielding so the dude with two smgs wasnt "Uber man 4000". And the forge is amazing.

  • oviously people who hate halo are

    1.cant afford it

    2.never played it

    3.are fags

  • lol obviously people who hate halo:

    1.Bought it

    2.Owned at it

    3.Sold it

    4.Nailed their girlfriend

    5.And are capable of stringing sentences together

  • Obviously people who hate halo.

    1. Go on youtube to post about it

    2. Have never played it

    3. Suck at it.

    4. Dont own it

    5. Dont have girlfriends is theyre looking at this message on an "I hate halo" video.

  • Obviously peopel who hate Halo are retards who are spoiled assholes, and all the care is killing. They don't even know the "TRYE MEANINIG" of Halo, unlike all Halo fans and a number of newcomers.

  • really...i can only laugh at a comment like this..grow up kid, and learn some english while doing so.

  • My keyboard is to blame. Hey, why wont you too eh? And I don't belong to the immature and childish "12 year olds" catergories F.Y.I.

  • ha that poon is drinking mikes hard lemonade lololo. my girlfriend drinks that shit.

  • halo 3 kicks ass u just to ugly to be popular thats y u not

  • How the hell has his popularity got anything to do with halo's quality. This is why i hate fanboy's they have no argument and resort to stupid immature responses...Nice one plaza!!!

  • halo3 campaign sucks online suck all online is is a bunch of nerds who have 900 xp because this is the only game they play and they have absolutely no lives at all if you want to say something to me add GreedyVoulcorn.

  • Halo 3 is the worst fps i have ever played! Nothing is as monotonous as halo! it actually has no playability, at all. its just point and shoot! rainbow 6 Vegas and CoD 4 makes halo look like the pile of steaming shite that it is.

  • halo 3 pwns all if u want to fight me in live add your moma

  • Halo 3 is not good nor is it bad, but its decent enough to beat halo 2 at least, campaign wasnt impressive but it did a good job in ending the story, the real fun is in live, halo 3 is good enough to pass as a decent game, u only say its bad because it didnt impress u like the first halo did or how call of duty did

  • halo 3 sucks

  • You hate it because YOU suck at it.

    Oh, and please keep your opinions to yourself you are just making worse!

  • FiretrUCKERS! The game sucks because you played multiplayer with 2 people only. You never even played campaign. Why are there so many ***** who do not know how to apperciate games like Halo?

  • The campaign is even worse...

  • nerd

  • Do you even play Halo:CE and Halo 2 my boy?

  • halo 3 is overhyped..its nothing new..bad graphics..bad Easy gameplay..its all the same over and over again..multiplayer is boring and swarmed with 12 year olds.

  • Just shut your mouth. Graphics are just somehwat bad cos Bungie had a reason, but the compensation is good. Muiltplayer sworned by 12 year olds are Everyones playing Halo 3 online prob as well. They so childish, and this is chaotic. Halo 3 is something new. Only Retarded assholes discard Halo 3 because they don't even find the "TRUE MEANING" OF THE GAME AT ALL.

  • graphics are bad cus bungie had a reason ? really...that does not make sense. and compared to other games its just bad. face it..the whole comment you just post is only cus your a xbox fanboy and a halo fanboy who hates it if someone says a bad word about your "precious" halo. halo 3 is something new? no,its basiclly the same as 2..nothing new..its a nice game for 12 year olds and people who forgot what good games are.

  • SmokeMyBlunt what you say is totally true halo 3 sucks halo 2 was much more fun

  • i got halo 3..i just dont like the game like i already told you. and btw your 13 year old you dont now any better, offcourse 13 year olds like this game.

  • Dude get a FUCKING LIFE you prob sit on you're fatass 24 hours a day every day..so you conisder every one a noob who has a life and doesnt play constantly get a life dude oohhh and a girl friend would help you too...whats that term halo players use Oh yes

    PWNED!

  • Damnnn Darknep halidred owned you're ass

  • Agreed, and unreal tournament is waaaay better I dont care what any halo fag says, UT dosnt

    UT need to be force fed to the public in order to make sales.

  • My spelling went wrong there, anyway the point is halo sucks when compared to Unreal

  • FUCKERS HALO 3 rules!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • frist off halo 3 didnt get best game of all time it got nominated and won for most addictive game get ur facts right and second bioshock got game of the year and halo 3s engine is horribly disgusting i thought it was gunna be alot better but i was horribly wrong it was almost no difference to halo 2

  • STFU. You do not know much about the Halo storyline. Halo 3 WAS A BIG difference unlike the first 2 installations. How else do you think it earn the grand title in Entertaiment history moron?

  • halo 3 got the "best game of all time"award id like to see a shitty ps3 game try to get that!GOW+HALO3

  • Halo 3 was so dissapointing.

  • Some people like you just care to play the game without knowing the storyline, and then you said it was diappointing.

  • its a scifi storyline scifi sucks

  • Halo 3 Sucks!

  • IM GONNA RUN IT AGAIN JON

  • This is hilarious