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  • Let's do the math. There are 256 unique ASCII characters, and you can use 500 characters in a Youtube comment. 256 * 500 = 128,000 different combinations. However, you don't have to use all 500 characters, so 128,000 * 500 = 64,000,000. You don't speak the truth, Dodger.

  • when i go to subway(which i actually did today, ironic) i get a cold cut trio with a ton of pickles(love their pickles) and mustard and mayo. i feel bad not getting veggies but i just dont like the taste of them. i used to just get ham and pickles but i decided there needs to be more and since i dont want veggies more meat is the answer

  • ya they say ur supposed to fall back to sleep when that happens, except thats not really a good idea when ur in the middle of class

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  • dodger it's called a false awakening!!

  • Ugh... I'm assuming you mean the Freebirds in MDR. It is TERRIBLE! Seriously, if you've never been to the real Freebirds in Santa Barbara you are missing out. You can't even compare the two. It's like trying to compare fresh brewed from a nice coffee shop to... Freeze-dried instant coffee. (That put it into perspective for ya?)

  • I would go to subway and make them give me all their bacon and cheese and eat it with a fork. Like a whole heap of bacon covered in cheese. once they had to bring the manager out. :)

  • OMG, I've done that. It sucks. When I realize I'm dreaming, I skip back, Groundhog's Day style, back to my bed, still in a dream.

  • it's over 9000!!!!!!! :DD

  • I love you so goddamn much

  • I'm in love with you. Deal with it.

  • 95221^500 = possible comments.

    95221 is the amount och characters in unicode, and someone said that 500 chars is the limit when leaving a comment so...

    Yeah, that's a lot of comments...

  • Sorry but, this isnt funny to me.

  • this happens to me all the time :/

  • anyone else find it comical that the channel is 'dexterity bonus' and she plays a brain damaged meatshield? O.O

    love your ramblings btw <3

  • love the show. Do you guys just play DND or other games like it. contact me back if you can please. Im really interested.

  • the hippo jumped over the bird

  • there are infinite because there are infinite numbers

  • @Sandman2q 500 character limit...

  • @rrea436 :|

  • Whats the scouter say about their burrito choices?

    IT'S OVER A TRILLIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN­NNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Most of my dreams are lucid, IE I'm aware that I'm dreaming, the bad thing is sometimes its hard to tell if you're awake or asleep. When I'm really tired I'll think I've woken up. I'll get up, shower, get dressed, realize I'm still dreaming, and have to wake up and do it again. It sucks.

  • @CKnightZero maaaan I know what your are talikng 'bout ^^ I hate it

  • I worked @ Subway. When you get all the veggies with no meat, it's no prob limo. When you get a club with bacon.. why put plants on it?

    Dodger, tell them you want your sammie "cut the old way". It will all fit and you helped the sammich artist out, even if they don't know it.

    P.S. I hate the way Subway smells.

  • im pretty sure that since we can continue the increase the length of our comment that while not infinate it at least aproches infinity

  • Is it just me or are the ads getting longer? :(

  • Dodger, i know how you feel, i role a Half-Orc Barbarian. my intelligence is 6........BUT ITS OKAY, because im 8 foot tall and have a strength of 17 :D

  • i still dont understand d&d, like are there really rules and stuff? or is does the DM just like make up stuff and you make up stuff to stay alive?

  • If you're awake in a dream it's called lucid dreaming, and if done correctly, you can control your dream the way you like, and it's as real as beeing awake. Sounds crazy, but it's actually true.

  • you are funny GRL,

    i whould LOVE some DnD action.

    oh now the coffe is done.

    K TNX BYE

  • For some reason this reminds me of ONE MILLION TROOPS.

  • Intro of new DnD characters sucks major buttness!!! Clerics SAVE EVERYTHING!!!!

  • I get salt/pepper oil/vinegar on my subway sandwiches. Nice.

  • DUDE =O !!!!!!and i thought i was the only one who can be aware that im sleeping and try to wake up.

    IT SCARES THE SHIT OUTTA ME, then i have a wee panic when im awake, and tell my sleep to piss off

    xD

  • We cannot count vegetables as meat. I'm Sorry, but those two things are complete and total opposites of the highest caliber. Meat and vegetables are almost more opposite than day and night, bread and butter, light side vs. dark sides of the force. Done.

  • IT"S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!  lol

  • gir you are weird i like you but you are weird just because of the sauce thing.

  • lets cut to the chase. when are you going to go steady with me?

  • "I'm just gonna go in the corner and use my second wind! Bye!: LOL

  • I LIKE THE GREEN TETRIS PIECE!!!

  • I drank tea during coffee time. FML

  • @Koolkidscoot91 You are British, it is excused. Tea is epic. ^_^

  • love your big ears :P

  • Happens to me too! I do manage to force myself awake, but it happens when i have horrible dreams that i def don't want to finish so i force myself awake. :o

  • I also get the dreams in which you only dream of waking up. The scary thing about them is that you actually think you are awake so if you have a nightmare it has an increased impact. However I never sleep through my alarm luckily. And neither am I stuck in an loop of waking up. I hope you find some way of solving this problem. Also I would love to hear some more of your dreams. I think it's pretty fascinating.

  • Your face makes me smile.

  • I get those dreams were U cant wake up ones in a blue moon, but the worse dreams in my opinion are the ones were U fall from a cliff or somewhere super high. I really HATE those kinds of dreams. One, I get the sensation that I’m falling. Two, my hart stars to race like a trillion beats per minute lol. And three, I end up jumping on the bed and feeling so freaking scared that I can’t fall back to sleep.

  • Curiosity has struck me: What type of character do you play, and what's your group comprised of?

  • Vegeta what does the scanner say about Freebird's combinations?

    I-Impossible! IT'S OVER A TRILLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • D&D is dungeons and dragons right?? lol a lil confused :/ soowwyyy ahaha

  • As a lucid dreamer, I've trained myself to find my right index finger while sleeping. If I need to wake up, I wiggle it, find my hand, flop that around, and the sound, motion, and sensation wake me up. ;^)

    Saucelessness: we reach. :^D

    Things to say? Well, given English, the only substantive characters are the letters and space, so 25^500.

    Just sayin'. :^/

    WISH I COULD RUN WITH YOU GUYS! Miss meh some D&D. <:^(

  • all this D&D talk is making me feel lost! I want video tutorials kthx!

  • horse footy pajamas

    that is one

  • I SOOO want to see you guys play D&D, it sounds like you have a EPIC game going on :D

  • What I get from Subway:

    Ham, Turkey, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Honey Mustard, Mayo, and BACON

  • Lucid Dreaming FTW!

  • guys...the answer is 42

  • Unkillable alarm dreams. HATE them. You can smash that digital alarm clock in your dream into a trillion pieces, and the display will still be flashing "12:00, 12:00, 12:00" in time with the beeping. HATE those.

  • .........(so entertained)..............

  • Your druid had a pet bear? I thought that in 4e they removed druid animal companions? Or are you not playing 4e?

    Either way, super jealous since my D&D group hasn't been able to get together this whole summer... =(

  • Wait a sec... if the Tank runs away... the Healer gets aggro!

    Oh NOESSSsss...

    =]

  • 4 tortillas = 4 "combinations"

    x2(3) rice = 8 combinations (12 if you can mix rice)

    x4(15) meat/veggies = 32 combos (180 if you can mix meat/veggies and above)

    x8?(255) sauces = 256 combos (45,900 if you can mix sauces and above)

    x16?(65,535) toppings = 4096 combos (3,008,056,500 if you can mix toppings and above)

    That's over one BILLION. Now, if we include fountain drinks in the combination with 9 choices, that's 511 drink combos, with a total of 1,537,116,871,500 combinations.

    > 1 TRILLION!

  • @Dentarthurdent54 Beat me to it! :D

  • @Dentarthurdent54 you just math'd the world

  • @Dentarthurdent54 I love math.

  • Sauceless sandwiches rule! Lots of pepper, maybe some salt, and possibly some olive oil and vinagar. Tasty!!!

    BTW, Guac is a filling or topping, not a sauce.

  • ketchup - on all of the things!

  • Where are the puppies!!! :(

  • Wow i once had a really weird dream where i couldn't wake up, i was a ninja turtle and on top of this stair well thing and i realised that i was dreaming. So my first instinct was to get out of the dream, and i was freaking out like crazy. So then i looked around and i saw three hears up in the top corner and i was like *Smug Face* and then i suicided off the top of the stair well three times and woke up. I was in 2nd grade SCARIEST SHIT EVER!!!!! D: i thought i was going to die in a dream.

  • BANANAS! Thats one less option. Your move internet.

  • 03:08 - well that's good to know. :P

  • we have a google plex of choices.

  • I came here expecting talk of physics, the meaning of life, and puppies.

    DODGE, I AM DISAPPOINT.

  • You should record DnD games from your POV and post them!

  • Based on the options listed on their site there are some 4.72372478 × 10^41 combination.

    Like that would take us a month try all of those out, Scooby!

  • You make my day xD

  • MY BRAIN DOES THAT IN THE MORNING , fml :(

  • did u get dragon born from Skyrim?

  • mmm GOD you are soo geeky... I wish I was your friend :S

  • I remember a game of D&D I was in, our DM wanted to teach a lesson. He decided to throw a Black dragon at us to start with, our armor was gone and we barely won. As we began to loot he decided to send in a red great wyrm, keep in mind we were lvl 13. I had a necklace of fireballs so with some nat 20's rolled I managed to have my friend pick me up and fly me towards the dragon as I threw the necklace into it's mouth. The necklace explodes and the tunnel caves in. DM said the dragon lived. -_-

  • I'm rusty on my combinations maths, but if there are 19 choices, and 3 options for each choice (none, some, lots), then the number of combinations would actually be over a trillion.

  • Infinite + Chuck Norris < FreeBirds combinations

  • subway sauces!

    "Can I get just a little bit of that?"

    -watches them squirt half the bottle into the sandwich-

  • I was literally in tears from laughing at points. So good.

  • I don't completely understand your D&D rants, but weirdly I can't get enough of them and would like to hear/see more ^.^

  • IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

  • You don't like sauces on anything?

    What happens if you have a bacon sandwich?

    You have to have ketchup or brown sauce with that.

    It's like an unwritten law D:

  • @JoetheUKian Bacon sandwich, no sauce, no spread, on any good type of sliced bread. Delsh! Sauce not required, just that little bit of bacon juice that always comes with freshly-cooked bacon.

  • You know what's really weird? The freeb!rds in Isla Vista, CA (the very first freeb!rds) has a completely different menu than the website lists. Their website also fails to list that location as a freeb!rds, despite the fact that I ate there offten while in college (like 3 months ago).

  • Dodger, you're REALLY sounding like a dude, today. Braggin about your buffness and all...

  • Why I can't stop watching your videos?

    What kind of witchcraft is this....

    If I flunk in calculus I'll say it was Dodger's fault

  • I feel like this D and D game is crazy complicated!

  • @ATOMICoWAFFLEo The game can be very simple ("did I just kill that ugly thing?" "Yes, you killed it.") or it can be as complicated and as intricate as the person in charge of the game (the Dungeon Master) and the players want it to be. When you're just starting out, even a mediocre Dungeon Maser will keep the game simple enough and enjoyable for you. But your game character can have a full virtual life with everything a real heroic life has, and then some.

  • @TheVaroEdition o i think I get it. It sounds pretty intersting actually

  • Hello; Are you going to tell us about your new P O Box.? ; - D

  • Well if you have 30 different things to put into the burrito, and you can choose up to 10, then there are 53 009 101 Combinations, not quite a trillion...

  • thes me !!!

  • OMG that dream sounds like it would drive me crazy :| 

  • Potato Juice.

  • i love your DnD stories!! keep it up! Also, im jealousof your dnd group they sound awesome.

  • If there were 10 toppings, you would (toppings alone) be looking at about 10000000000 combinations (if you can use 1 topping only once), a trillion has 2 more 0s than that so they just might be telling the truth.

  • i put ketchup on my ketchup:P

  • @MrLiquidgypsy French Fries (or chips) are for eating ketchup/catsup. One must gently capture the ketchup between two French fries in order to eat it. To eat ketchup only with a spoon denotes poor breeding...

  • @TheVaroEdition Never by itself, dont get me wrong.. but a whole lot of it!

  • vegetables are not meat

  • When your are trying to wake up but dream about waking up you are lucid dreaming. In the lucid dream you can do whatever you want.

  • You could go into number of grains of rice and beans etc.... that would certainly lead up to over a trillion lol.

  • By the sounds of it, a trillion might not be that off....

  • Coffee hi. :(

  • im the exact opposite... i only like meat, cheese and mayo, but these DnD stories are invigorating!

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  • @AscendingAshTree People really need to realize that combinations are EXTREMELY more mathematically complex than what one would suppose at first. There's easily over a trillion different combinations for the burritos, if one thinks about it correctly. One just has to keep in mind that not all those combinations necessarilly make sense, like just having olives and sour cream, or just sour cream, or something. Thank you for spreading mathematical knowledge :D

  • @Throrindor =D Wow, a positive comment on YouTube! Thanks! If we had to start doing statistics things like 'Only 0.05% chance of x and y', that would be hell. Just for the burrito it would be like 2! x 4! x 3! x 8! ...... for every individual type of topping, not as high, but a pain none the less. (Sorry guys for the spamming of removed comments, held enter and '#' twice, and forgot the answer's power the other time =L )

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  • I like hearing about your D&D adventures, Dodger!

  • Is that...a Super Mario Pipe Mug?

  • One time, I was in a red velvety room and I was rockclimbing up into this light, then everything wen zero gravity then I fell then I turned out around and saw the inception top spinning on the ground, then I thought "Wait I dont remember that being there...WAIT I DIDNT DO THAT!.... I freaked out so I flung myself backwards into pitch black. Then I got sleep paralysys, but I didnt know that, I thought it was Cobb, so I made weird noises to wake myself up. Trip.

  • Cheese Oregano = best bread at Subway :DD

  • @mariusvanrhijn SHE HAS PSYCHIC POWERS!

  • what game is she talking about??

  • HEY!

    You're pretty :3

  • Take ALL the toppings!

  • the waking thing happens to me >_<

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  • (x!) is math you would do, so it would be multiplied as such say x = 20, so it would go like this 20x19x18x17...ect down to 1.

  • "your so pretty..."

  • Dwarf Clerics FTW!! Channel heal all. Day. Long. :D

  • I've always wwanted to , but i've never played dnd, How in the FRAK, do you get all that epic shit happening from little figurines?

  • @Lonewolf349128 the mins do nothing but look cool, its all in the players!!

  • i consider veges as meat as well winning

  • dodger, the next time you eat chiekn, put teryaki sauce on it, you will like that sauce.

  • @Lonewolf349128 Dodger's a vegan, dude.

  • that happens to meh!

  • hey i forgot 2 say lastnight / not sure if i told u when u asked before but ya i have the same kind of sleeping problem like when i don't need 2 go anywhere or do anything the next day i sleep way 2 long / but when i know i have 2 do something i have like this internal alarm clock that makes me wake up like a hour right before the time i needed 2 be up 4 lol / but i did always sleep in 4 school like you lol ....

  • hmmm.... a trillion different choices... i shall say... MOSQUITO BUTTERSCOTCH!!!!!

  • ??? So lost on the DnD thing O.O Hahaha

  • FREEBIRDS!!!

  • Wow, that sleeping problem sounds really freaky and scary. I usually wake up and want to go back to sleep, but never the other way around, perhaps it would be a nice change of pace?? (I think) xD

  • DODGER, Y U NO TALK ABOUT SPECIAL RELATIVITY?

  • By my count their are 96 characters you can enter into a comment (including breaks, capitals, numbers, and symbols). Take that ^500 and you get a really big number. That number is too big for my fancy graphing calculator.

  • I lol'd super hard at the part where you talked about the angry subway people haha. You are so awesome, don't ever change :)

  • So your DREAMS are hitting the reset button? Maybe you should get a totem.

  • what you discussed in the beginning occurs to me if i sleep at school. I even dream about the conversations people are having.

    The worst feeling is when you're laying there asleep, conscious that you're asleep mentally but physically your body is not yet ready to wake up. I have to force myself out of it, sometimes as badly as screaming inside my head, all the while dreaming that I finally got an arm to move and then realizing that I was still there. It can last a good 5 minutes...

  • Don't like sauces? What sort of French-Italian ancestry of a person are you??? :p

  • what game are you on about?

  • Well, I think there are 128 possible characters in ASCII code, and there are 500 characters allowed on each comment. Therefore there are 128^500 possible comments, which works out to roughly four times ten to the 1053th power. To put this number into perspective, there are estimated to be only ten to the 80th atoms in the observable universe.

  • @Yookiwooki dang i just wanted to say that... how high were the changes that someone already wrote it =P

  • If u know ur dreaming, try to do something cool(awesome!). There are technics to know if ur sleeping.

  • Have you been wearing more make-up or soemthing, I get home from holiday for the past 2 weeks and look at the videos I have missed and you seem different - more femanine. Sort of like (As my mum would say) you look "aglow", "sunkissed". So either you have been using different/more makeup/moisturiser or you are pregnant (which is equally awesome). So either; you look good lately, or... congratulations.

  • in my country trillion or triljoen has 18 zeros :D

  • I like how you're kind of revolted at the idea of sauce on a sub. But oil and vinegar are okay. I don't know how people can put vinegar on their food. It smells like piss and is used to clean the tile floor! Why would anyone put that on their food?!

  • Actually it is possible if you count differnt possibilities including the exact number of rice grains - milligrams of sauce etc. If you wanted to be shrewed you could distinguish the ingrediants by their molecular weight. Over a trillion is not only possible; it's true!

  • Don't lick the bacon!

    there a unique comment :D

  • I work at subway :DDDDD............ i'm not usually that enthusiastic about it :/

  • Dargon Born Dragon shaman.... Best combo eva

  • When are we going to see the sock puppets?

  • 1. I Love gamer Girls.

    2. You are awesome.

    3. Thats it

  • A trillion is a lot. You could put the top 10 personal fortunes in the Forbes list together and not have a trillion.

  • just found the best mug evah !, its a frog mug with a giant frog on it and when u tilt it to drink it gives away a frog noise !

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  • There are over NINE THOUSAND CHOICES!!!!!!!

  • in Borderlands, there really are that many guns.

  • The hairstyle shows your lovely cheekbones and smile.

  • if you count the size of the rice serving then you can count how many pieces of rice and other toppings, then the combination of sauces and the amount of each sauce, so Freebirds is being modest at only 1 Trillion different combinations

  • is that really coffee you're drinking not alcohol?

  • Absolutely LOVED the D&D discussion - you should think about talking about it more - as long as its funny and dorky...with some extra nerdy sauce thrown in. (yes I said sauce)

    btw - funniest facial expressions ever!

    '...bearfriend, except slurred...we just decided he's German." lmao

    "...and a Gnome bard..." best freeze frame ever

  • Your pretty but the hair style is not working. :P

  • bug bites!!?? ants again??

  • Dodger, a trillion different options is a lot but the math is easy to get to that number. Example: (small numbers for easy math) if a place only has 5 items, you can make 120 different combinations.

  • Oh thy god! Im just schizofrenic. Thought im telepathic or something that would suck.