The Dark Knight Kills Christmas (Original)

[marin12331]

Fuck you!

[7pielover]

JUSTICE ¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡

[ssk3tch1one]

lol i thought that wwas darth vader 

[zombiekiller4564]

very nice job just get a better camra

[9Jez0]

Holy shit, I just watched this for the first time in about a year, and I just realized the Joker kid looks exactly like Luke from Modern Family.

[brennencrippen3]

hi danny

[THEalexragonTV]

I laughed so hard tears came out of my eyeballs.

[dairydave96]

JUSTICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEE­EEEEEEEE

[MastaJweezy]

hmm 0 carbohydrates...i like that...

THEN YOU'LL LOVE MEEE!!

[codyjackson11796]

this video is freaking amazing. imy favorite is godzilla hunt

[tmad40blue]

Pause at 1:08.

[ryano817]

This is the funniest video I have ever seen HAHHAAAHAAA

[DEMONshot666]

WHERE IS HEEEEEE!!

[xUdieToox]

WHYYOOWAHNNAKILLMEAHHHH YAHHHYAHYAHYOOOHYOOHYOHHHHHHHH­HHHH

[NBA1529]

"What do you want for dinner?" ""JUSTICEEEEEEEE" lmfao

[hgdagr8one]

@NBA1529 Had it not been for Tosh.O I would not have known this existed, lmfao

[hman96rock]

it goes from "what do you want from me" to "LALALALALALALA"

[nowjustthinkaboutit]

:D

[AfterAttackTV]

1:38 I completely lost it when he just started yelling gibberish. 

[iLiLBIsCuIT]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwtttttttttttttttt­ttttttttttttttttttttttttffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffff

[TheEaglboy]

funny

[wolfy7812]

hahaha Bitch Slap at 1:52

[StadicTHedgehog777]

wait.... why was Batman in bed with a child?

[squidwardscolon]

no one cares about incorrect grammar. ugh.

shut up and enjoy the video.

hilarious btw

[CriketNeeResponse]

@squidwardscolon except for daniel

[rockinballer615]

that is hilarious!!!!!!!

[MrJeansy95]

thanks dad

[QuincyRidesSize8]

JUSTICE...With a side order of Spagetti?

[Ikutlesswitaskillet]

is it just me or did he hit his mom...

[Ownednotbyyou]

Just a few things. You missed some macaroni (?) and why would you eat cereal when there's McDonalds on the counter.

[MEGASUPERMANDUDE1]

@Ownednotbyyou Why do u ask questions if u know nobody is going to answer u. (Dumbass)

[Ownednotbyyou]

@MEGASUPERMANDUDE1 Why would you call me a dumbass if you're not going to use correct grammar? I'm assuming you're not 6, so you should at least try to put your parents money to use.

[MEGASUPERMANDUDE1]

@Ownednotbyyou U r a dumb ass. this is the internet. if u wanna use perfect mother fucking grammar Go to this website, (Googlehammer(dot)com and tell me what u think of it. I did use correct grammar i believe u r talking about informal language so plz go kill ur self before trying to diss me check ur self

[Ownednotbyyou]

@MEGASUPERMANDUDE1 Go kill myself? Do you think you're tough for talking ebonic? It's incorrect grammar when u type liek this. Informal is when you're talking to an important person, who you would usually call sir or that uses a similar title and you call them buddy, or dude. So I did "check myself" before I dissed you.

[MEGASUPERMANDUDE1]

@Ownednotbyyou Actuallly my good sir the definition of informal language is (Slang is the use of informal words and expressions that are not considered standard in the speaker's dialect or language) so u obviously did not check ur self. and i never did use informal language

[hottdaddy69]

@Ownednotbyyou because he is batman

[DLGproductions1]

LOL THE MOM IS JUST SITTING THERE WATCHING HER SON BEAT THIS KIDS ASS

[TheMofey2000]

@DLGproductions1 its acting.

[TheZorlax]

you are funny

[TiffanyTwisted92]

It's simple. We kill, the mother.

[commandercornish]

This is one of the funniest things ive ever seen

[stonedflame]

Whoever is doing the voice....make a death metal band QUICK!!!

[deathmetaladdict]

@stonedflame my thoughts exactly man hahahaha

[CriketNeeResponse]

@stonedflame its obviously max lol

[machoxxman2212]

i wish i could backhand my mom

[shadowjumper11]

He's using the fork upside-down...

[55114706]

joker kid is such a pussy! LOL

[PhildeKilla]

Jack disliked this video 640 times. LOL

[DobbysSockx]

Lol, not even getting stuff on his fork at 0:40

[mynameisrellik]

batman wears socks?

[mexicanhomies18]

dude that is one kewl as mom

[genghisdon1]

lol

[theMurderJack]

This kid's mom is a badass.

[DistendedSnail]

I lol at the poor people.

[AnonymousTheMusician]

brilliant

[12shadowdog]

Because of this I now justice back handed my teacher by accident I'm suspended thanks

[alpacacide]

"MMM zero carbohydrates. I love that"

"then you're gonna love me- *Backhands mother* "

[OPF2remydk]

the little screaming kids reminds me of the goonies...

[AnthonyGeneUnit]

Press 5 to LOLOL

[TheHero4YourMom]

best...dark knight trailer...ever

[hots4dabieber16]

rofreakinglol in my math class i sit at a table with three guys and one of them was talking about this. today i decided to look it up lol instant funniness lol

[UnconciousHippie]

I feel like playing some death metal when he shouts

[Legounderdog4562]

What did this have to do with christmas?

[LinxenMidnight]

lololol, but seriously, my mom would choke thee shiz outta me, if I did that to her. o_O

[WCARtothemax]

JUSTICE.... WITH A SIDE OF SPAGETTI

wtf best part

[rockpunk92]

His impression is uncanny.

[tonyman148]

Justice...

[MaldroidX]

is the joker the kid from the goonies

[guitaringjarmin]

If you look really close, you can tell that's not batman 

[ky015]

LOL @ batman's face when joker came in

[expensiveFECE]

Best video EVER!!!

[bailsslayer101]

lmfao at 1:24 if you listen closely it sounds like he says NIGGA!

[boomboom9373]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TOY?! *gasp* ITS A JOKER TOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO!!!! Damn bastard!

[7biohazard]

what do you want for dinner?

JUSTICE! O_O *hit*

[601271]

this is funny

[TR8CED]

he missed every other cheese cube XD

[whaleblubber100]

@mauro0893 Batman doesn't kill people

[MistaPeshoe]

RIP Jenassa my one true love...dead forever--Skyrim--

[ravebender]

Mom: honey what do you want for dinner?

Boy: JUSTICE!!!!!

[711grim]

the dog is like " What the fuck is going on?!".

[TheMOFOprincess]

they did a good job on that video!

[Raidur7215]

Lol, that was pretty good.

[cheechanchux]

My favorite part is when he was bitchslaping his friend

[mauro0893]

I taught the mother was dead the first time?

[NoxiNobodi]

@mauro0893 she respawned : D

[Ydidufart]

WHY DO YOU WANNA KILL ME??

[Ydidufart]

JUSTICE!!

[MrZombieexpert27]

They do a helluva job doing fake punches, i am actually impressed

[CHERRY500CHAPSTICK]

But... Batman doesn't have parents...

[mooperdooper4ever]

@CHERRY500CHAPSTICK your right, only......JUSTICE

[darklunarknight]

@mooperdooper4ever WITH A SIDE ORDER OF SPAGHETTI

[MilkyMayo]

@CHERRY500CHAPSTICK 0:12 and this is why

[xpoopypoopsx]

"if you have not seen the batman movies" LOL

[olddudesrock]

LOL, wow, love it. Note to self though, do not buy my son a batman costume!

[23nightreaper]

anyone else think he was screaming why do you want a go-gurt at 1:20 ?

[epyonzeroxxx]

this kid should join a death metal band

[pacmen1234567]

fatbat is the remox of it

[Dknitz]

Awesome directing and acting! No lie!

[iBeanner]

"Then youre gonna love me"

[Vinny2142]

*Record Company Exec hears only the audio of this video* Holy shit! This band is amazing! Secretary? If I get any calls tell em I'm out offering the next best thing for death metal a record deal.

[GeneralFantastic]

you.are.HILARIOUS!

[FitzgeraldPictures]

That poor dog.

[yogurt1337]

JUSTICE

[armandreful]

lol lmao

[TylerDurden733]

Show me the cereal devoid in carbs.....

[darlng]

where is he !where is he!

[Dathromin]

Damn Nature, you scary.

[seth3556r]

MILF much?

[hiipockets]

@seth3556r not even close

[seth3556r]

@hiipockets You're ignorant.

[hiipockets]

@seth3556r yeah

[WellBeSerious12]

@seth3556r That's just disturbing... :(

[DJLilWang]

628 people are blind hahaha

[mos28jlaw]

nothing to say but hilarious

[Ludiologist]

Haha it's so encouraging to know what the future of the world does to further itself in life.

[Museianist]

Wat did Max want for xmas? JUSTICE!! :D lol

[URBNSpice]

Like if you are rewatching the videos!

[KapitanPisoar1]

omg



[TheLOL4U]

pause at 1:46 and laugh ur ass off

[broodjeaap1992]

U GONNA LOVE ME XD

[SarcasticJester100]

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME??!!!!

[Jimdirtt]

Where is he!!!?

[Lauren3098]

i lovee thiss<3

[Fresh2DeathDancers]

lmfao i cant breath every time !!

[DrLipkin]

1:29 "flip"

1:30 *Is flipped*

[TheNate528]

did any 1 else see the cereal box toy fling out

[DARKREAP3R77]

notice how he misses the chicken like four times

[skittleserros]

max wat do u wnt for dinner_ justice!

[pillowsinmypants]

then your gonna love me

[Viper1080874]

Looks like my ugly cuz

[Viper1080874]

Ha

[mightyselbor]

I love how the Joker was polite enough to take off his shoes before stepping on the rug.

[Kenshin851]

JUSTICE!..... WITH A SIDE OF.. SPAGHETTI!

[theinternettroll1000]

efgouegqri'yg]0guoithuew][fiwe­=hj2wojufpqregi imbatman!!!!!!!!

[CKdante1992]

lol " THAT'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND" anyone know if that what he really says at like1:23 ?

[axelfan24]

@CKdante1992 I hear "that's not my question," personally.

[SmartzwithPartz]

@CKdante1992 "Answer my question"

[TheQriz]

This might be the best video on the internet.

[132teamjacob]

omg u should do more of this its so hillarious

[joni909]

dood the editing is awsome

[ryu93X]

HOLY SHIT that was awesome



[legendaryrudiger]

1:08 i died...

[SuperKingkopa]

Why arent you a youtube partner!!

[emdudefollower]

max: where is he

dog:???

max:where is he

dog :?????

max:WHERE IS HE sry mister doggy

[Kaylumspoon]

LOL



[Adams2236]

this kid should be an actor

[Chrixx345]

i feel srry for the kid (not really) :P

[NScouch34]

JUSTICE

[Sipper0]

I just fell off my chair laughing, hahahahahaahaha!!!!

[IcarusHelicopter]

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME?! WHY DO YOU WANNA YAH YAH AYAHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?!

[arianan1996]

Hahahaha that's awesome! Keep up the good work!=-{D

[jcbecker]

Holy shit that kid should try some death metal screaming.

[imflippingbatman]

Batvlog --->>> /watch?v=nQ7B87o2lGY

[br00tul]

Hah, it looks like Max smiled just a tad at the way end right before he got in that last WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME?!?!?! This video still cracks me up to no end.

[LynkxMan]

This is probably the funniest batman skit I've ever seen, really well done

[benjaminveiga72]

dude i deffinetly have seen that ending on something else,i feel like it might be g4 or just another video on youtube,but everybody is saying tosh.0 either way classic ending

[holhopcolproduction]

hey max, why so serious

[brianstrife]

this kid should be a death metal singer.

[redgemini86]

@brianstrife No god, please no.

[diegoxbox123]

@brianstrife A BLACK METAL SINGER

[ThePrezEm]

tumblr brought me here.

[OrangeSlicer]

Cheers to Mom for putting up with this crap.

[Emayzin]

Justice

[Halomanincp]

max missed a few bites

[TheAlienEarth]

That kid would be good in Slipknot.

[minecraftfromfinland]

that was horrible

[TheEliteBrit]

+this was hilarious.

[TheEliteBrit]

InTheLittleWood was here.

[Kiinqtonq]

martyn <3

[Juktavian]

soo retards having fun...

[MrRikhardz]

Someone has been paying too much Batman Arkham City... xD

[jackerojo]

NIce



[emejia92]

wow 1.5 million on 2 hours?! holy!

[Magiskekulen]

@emejia92 2008...

[jojjannes]

@emejia92 2 Hours and 3 years...

[dkp135]

Did anyone notice that he punched his mother in the face?

[TheCALLofDEAD]

I luv 1:47 blah blah blah blah!!!