4500 years of taekwon do, eh? Being as how it was created around 1963 out of older methods, that must make it the year 4447. How long have I been out? Glad to see Chuck's still around.
10 facts chuck norris cannot doChuck Norris Cannot:1.Tie a Knot in his dick 2.Spell his name in all languages in the snow while pissing and not stopping the stream3.Fart the chinese alphabet4.Spell the chinese alphabet whilst talking arabic and taking a shit without am ass hole5.Talk German and not instantly hate all jews6.Hate jews7.Eat chinese food and not be hungry 20 minutes later8.wear a Onesy and not feel gay9.Appear in Family Guy in full color10. Punch daniel with his chest pubes
..chuck is master...why>?...he is a man who admits to be insecure and had the guts to face his fear and such feelings....he is in touch with his inner-being...listen at 8.40....thanks chuck for your words !
What's Doug Huggins doing on the Chuck Norris show?
PhillT1988 8 months ago
whats the story with your man at 9.25! has chuck got him by the throath?
TheYiga 11 months ago
4500 years of taekwon do, eh? Being as how it was created around 1963 out of older methods, that must make it the year 4447. How long have I been out? Glad to see Chuck's still around.
southsidewhitey 1 year ago
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10 facts chuck norris cannot doChuck Norris Cannot:1.Tie a Knot in his dick 2.Spell his name in all languages in the snow while pissing and not stopping the stream3.Fart the chinese alphabet4.Spell the chinese alphabet whilst talking arabic and taking a shit without am ass hole5.Talk German and not instantly hate all jews6.Hate jews7.Eat chinese food and not be hungry 20 minutes later8.wear a Onesy and not feel gay9.Appear in Family Guy in full color10. Punch daniel with his chest pubes
Onlyhave 1 year ago
Once he said, "My name is Chuck Norris," the school evacuated.
Waterbirds101 1 year ago
chuck norris,
adamtr1121 2 years ago
..chuck is master...why>?...he is a man who admits to be insecure and had the guts to face his fear and such feelings....he is in touch with his inner-being...listen at 8.40....thanks chuck for your words !
GrantSmithBass 3 years ago
when did it originally aired ?
VRockVulture 3 years ago
chuck norris for prez two thousand twelve
InsertGoodNameHeree 3 years ago
I just said that somewhere.. weird, but true!
Norris 2012!
meegoow 2 years ago