how to masturbate an elephant

[310H55V]

I thought I was the only one to masturbate like that

[310H55V]

Be glad you got a black eye and not a broken jaw

[310H55V]

"oh my gosh you got a black eye! What happened?"

(sighs) "...elephant penis."

[MyakkaGurl]

Penis banging

[SlaytanicSeries]

When I read this video title, I LAUGHED my ass off. Still am.

[ceilan12]

1 322 856 ppl for this.... holy shit.

and i m one one of them HOLY SHIT

[PilotVBall]

I like my job even more now. At least I do not run the risk of getting a black eye from penis banging.

[FeralHydra75]

lol what?

[Jeffersen08]

Wow, I do believe in God, now please send me an elephant man :)

[JiS01]

LOOOL i'm wondering what the hot girl at 0:32 might be thinking.... :D

[mcmann47]

hahahahah lololololol

[Kurjak93]

monster cock

[ShadowACS]

I have to admit, the title alone got my attention...

[808gamerhawaii]

0:43 LOL!

[deliriousweare]

LMAO !!!

[MrAXDM]

@mysterysuzy: the guy masturbates elephants for a living, what makes you think he has a wife

[valdez87]

There were only 2 clicks between a "The Atheist Experience" episode and this... that must mean god exists (!)

[VictoriousL96]

"if you touch the penis it will flick at you" lmao !

[imsmexiurnot]

hmm ive never heard of getting a black eye from penis banging :/

[BigTalkingTom17]

wtf

[ruckafan555]

how did he keep a straight face -_-

[mrtoptenatten]

now i know what my girl friend has to put up with !

[whatdafacundo]

Can we JUST MAKE a bunch of elephant clones?!?!? Like Star Wars status?!?

[cody44554]

Only clicked this to say.

Why does this have 1 Mill + views?

[JeanRhino]

wait what? his penis can knock u out? wtf?

[bubblepeppermints]

damn thats a huge ass dick

[dkstoney]

I learn something new every day.

[xTheDeathSaintx]

stumbles supposed to go based off your intrests.........what made it think jerking off an elephant was 1 of my intrests

[GingersAreGimps]

0:50

[GhibliFan1]

LOL... "knock you off your feet"... can you imagine getting sparked out by an elephant's love truncheon?

[op665]

ROTFL hey howd ya get that black eye?

"...I...I fell"

I wonder if it questions it's sexuality after that

[Sarahmajig]

Personally, I think I'd rather jerk the elephant than stick my arm up his ass.

[pianoplayeruk]

This must be a very strong contender for the worst job in the world.

It also says a lot about the guys in this video.

When his mum asked:

'What do you want to be when you grow up dear'?

I bet she wished she'd never asked...

[killerandom2]

it would suck to get a black eye from an elephant penis

Joe: How did you get your black eye?

Jack: Elephants can be such dicks!

lmfao

[ttrooy1]

thanks, stumbleupon.

[hurrrdurr112]

Thank you, YouTube! No longer will my pet elephant feel sexually frustrated for now I too know the high art of elephant masturbation!

[MDkid1]

penis banging huh? hmmmmmmm

[kidrock1509]

wow, 1.259.637 people want to c elephant masturbation, including me =.=

[evildarren1690]

lmao

[Pianistos]

0:48 a famous colleague who got a black eye from penis banging!

[EverHurt]

seriously?

[PUFFEDUPUSS]

smell my arm lol

[taylordbeatz]

Imagine him at a bar...

Girl: So what do you do for work

Him: Oh you know just jack off elephants and stuff...

[sonul1]

how the hell was this recommended to me?



[Pondebong]

this video is nothing. there was one long one that showed everything

[GregGreg1983]

Penis Banging lol ! ftw

[HelliPilot]

O.K. I was curious...lol

[coolabid007]

hahahahahahahaaaa...lol....The girl at 0:33 is like OMG...!!! What the hell is this...!!!

[realmpriest]

if penile massage doesn't work, how does he cum in the wild with females? does another elephant stimulate his prostate while he has sex with a female? (i'm referring, of course, to the elephant)

[ShAdZ3000]

@realmpriest

Because female elephants can handle big elephant dick lol

[NO1GIVESAFUCK]

I bet he enjoys his work..

lol.. Penis banging XD

[bobbygirl54]

Lol penis banging!

[midnightfapper]

my apologies for giving that poor girl a black eye, i couldn't control my schlong.

[playmymusic96]

haha "animal.... MANIPULATION." the narrator paused. awkward.

[1MellowYellowMan1]

this clip went a bit longer than i intended...

get what i mean?

god i'm funny!

[mysterysuzy]

I wonder what this guy says to his wife when she asks him how his day was...

[Kabutopuppy]

@mysterysuzy ....I'd tell her..."Shitty..."

[anom543]

@mysterysuzy probably "Don't ask"

[xsnrgman]

@mysterysuzy Not much, honey. Just jacked off an elephant. I had to massage it's prostate a bit though to get it excited!

[shairaptor]

@mysterysuzy maybe he's gay :)

[MrRadioactivemilk]

@mysterysuzy Im sure he probaly woudn't have a wife if this was his job!

[LaCroixification]

there's a famous colleague been got a black eye from PENIS BANGING, so... they rofl

[NYYankeesFreak]

Lmfao. How'd you get that shiner? ...Elephants penis.

[Tactual]

Good thing humans don't masturbate that way...

[PreciousRubine]

So what do you do for a living ? Well , I stimulate elephants.

[videogamelover585]

penis banging lol

[WAFFLESxDv]

Elephant "Harder bitch!"

[xrenube]

ELEPHANTS ARE GAYS! THUMBS UP IF YOU NOT!

[JorJorArmany]

black eye peas? 0.o

[ohshazfacedmonkey]

What a woman can't have this job? I only saw mainly guys... XP

[fslayer1290]

Imagine being the guy who got the black eye from being hit by the elephant penis.

[itsjustme2919]

Haha someone got smacked with an elephant dick. haha.

[blarghery]

Why did i click this?

[MDkid1]

@blarghery cause you're a sick fuck like me and every one else here...congrats!

[MrHLGNinja]

@blarghery You wanted to see a penis?

[Socioistic]

Man, if I didn't already have a job....

[ipwnurmom100]

my colleague got a black eye from penis banging lolololol

[tku28]

Those women pretending to act proffesional like they dont love it. Bet they can`t wait to wake up in the morning and get to work see those massive cocks. Bet they driving 100mph to work in car.

[dejota2991]

Ué tem que meter no cú do elefante primeiro para ele ficar de pau duro?? Hummmm boiolaaaa

[garriford8]

holy crap a black eye.... that elephant must be doing well

[skincrx]

penis bang

[piercegirl1]

God anyone have an elephant dick, I wanna fuck

[MsMarza123456789]

ch*jowa robota :P

[Graffitiking44]

Haha that foo said dick banging

[Quetzalqoatl99]

What the fuck? This shit is fucked up man..

[STFUbelgium]

So Kyle, what does your dad do for living?

Ohh. He masturbates elephants, after anal fisting them.

[Tieachy]

Who the fuck applys for this job?!

[SpazChat]

LOL! Ass whooped by elephant dick. How's that for worker's comp claim?? Oh my God

[hopper727rs]

i need to file workers comp i was knocked out by an elephant cock

[TheVilllageIdiot]

I hope you made the elephant some breakfast the next day or at least gave him a cab fare!

[TheSamkillsam]

wat tha fuck is thise.

[kicking4life96]

WTF penis banging thats so gay I looked up African mammals for a homework and got this

[DH2020]

and you thought your job was bad.... at least you aren't jearking off an elephant by putting your arm in its ass!!

[rolliepollie94]

@DH2020 your comment made my day lol

[GurlPrincess]

I don't think he grew up wanting to go to work and do this to elephants......

[Giulianosse]

why dont just put two fucking elephants at a closed room and let them do it themselves?

[Helenem55]

and we didn't get to see a goddamned thing!!! LOL

[TheNoisePolluter]

Yeah...I got black eye from elephant wang.

[claudis192]

@TheNoisePolluter Better a black eye that than an arsehole that won't heal!

[Lyronx]

girls = yeay in my pussy

[Munnchbunnch]

How in satans hell did i end up here?, i wasn't even having a wank!, oh well it looks like i'll be off to youporn now....bye.

[Nixupiz3]

@Munnchbunnch ur a freak getting turned on from this?! man ur mad

[biffskin]

how the hell did they discover that this would work?

[reddude09]

IF I FLICKED YOU WITH MY GIGANTIC PENIS 45 INCHES SOFT, YOU WOULD THINK THAT AN EARTHQUAKE HAD HIT YOU HAHAHA

[metalsonic71]

ewwwwwww elephants have PINGAS'S!

[gryphonprince]

Thank's, I was trying to find out how to masturbate an elephant.

[siesiechampion]

that is a hugeeeee...(clear throat) lol

[Petrhrabal]

This guy has the worst job EVER!!!

[abc1236092]

a flick from my penis would knock you off your feet!

[tacticaltrigger]

Teacher: Thomas, what do you wanna do when you grow up?

Thomas: I wanna jack off Rhinos and fist all kinds of Elephant ass

Teacher: Well, isn't that nice...

[9gigglegirl13]

curiosity killed the cat.

[AgLoverSinceBirth4]

Black eye.. f-from penis banging.

[robarin]

keep your voice down -- you'll spoil the mood ;)

[NotEmoBut]

masturbation is common ameing teenage girls

[TheThorMjollnir]

Hey, what happened to your face? I got a black eye from penis' banging. LOL

[PoppinCheese]

i started watching feeding videos about pacman frogs and ended at a video where an elefant cums

[cookiemonsta334]

gotta spit

[nbaalltheway]

i feel sorry for the penis banner

[Bobswana22]

The Elephant's Penis Will Knock You Off Your Feet ;)

[tanj19]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[killette2]

Ewwww I watched this thinking it was fake but then =S

[tarj01]

This made me want to poo

[greenizDAnublaque]

hey this is a real F***ed up job MAN!!!

[stankypoots]

Oh so that how gay people get pleasure out of but sex

[MickeyLove01]

@stankypoots With 2 men that would be correct.

[Shalek]

This man goes through this so that none of us common folk have to. He's a hero >_>*.

[junkiecoyote]

Best way to stimulate a male animal is through the rectum? I learned that when I lost my butt virginity a long time ago lol.. Wait, did he say that the elephant can twitch his cock and knock a grown man off his feet??? I thought the only thing on earth that could do that was CHUCK NORRIS

[emmyz999]

@junkiecoyote he said it can knock u off your feet

[lameristotel]

You want a black eye i gladly oblige.

[Bloodmill]

Whats you job?

I work at sex shop

Dude, thats perverted

And what do you do mr. smartpants

I masturbate elephants by fisting them and massaging their prostate via anus.

[theRoyal1]

Where else will you hear of someone who "got a blackeye from penis banging" of an elephant...LMFAO!

[yamfeaeb]

THIS VIDEO IS AWESOME!

[naminesoraluv]

Interviewer for new job: So tell me what was your previous employment?

Guy: Well...

PAUSE!! When life throws unexpected circumstances at you grab a snickers!

[PinkPunkyKat]

I'd rather see a species go extict that know that they are basicaly being raped. This is abuse and just gives the conservation movement a bad name. These animals do not want to be raped, that has been proven in this video, the elephant giving the man a black eye. This is an example of beastiality.

[TheArchNinja]

I gave my wife a black eye from a penis banging once...sorry, couldn't resist.

[dwnrety1]

hey, what happened? how'd you get the black eye??

well i was at work and i got hit in the face with a ele..  err uhm i was uhh..

barfight..

[gerfall]

I was watching a Subaru video... then I seen this in the recommended.... I had to watch it lmao!

[nevershoutneverdude]

How the fuck did I end up here?

[TheOriginalPringles]

"knock you off your feet..." OH MY! wish my husband would do that.

[lanimu808]

What do you do for a living?

" Oh I jack off Elephants "

[biologyfuckyeah]

elephant masturbator - greatest job ever xD

[jessmjfan989]

@biologyfuckyeah: LMFAO!!! IKR!

[xasia1000]

fuk that ,lett them die

[jessmjfan989]

@xasia1000: i hope YOU die bitch!

[xasia1000]

@jessmjfan989  Well one day I will die. Guess what ? You will too. try better next time.

Like: I hope you die before you have the next orgasm in a fire where you cook slowly for several hours and on the way to hell you find out that your loved ones made it intentionatly because they all hate you.Once you are in hell you will be forced to live your last moments of transition forever.This is a proper swearing whit hate and some sence of smartnes.Ps.This is just a exemple.I wish you a good day

[TheWtfCritic]

Um, thumbs up if you agree that this qualifies as bestiality. Science project my ass, lmao.

[chipmunkchicken]

Bob:Hey Phil how did u get that black eye was it in a fight?

Phil:well u could say that...

Bob:what do u mean?

Phil: Well ....Ummmmm..... i was fighting with an um......... elephant.......penis and it hit me in the face and thats what happend...

Bob:ahahahahah u have gone cock eyed!!!

[PickleWorldTV]

He stuck his hand.....up its butt..... thats wrong my friend.

[garnetfordsucks]

nice job

[FUCKER4513]

penis banging? well hes cock eyed now

[machocamach016]

Penis banging! Lmao!!!!!

[kevika123]

due i was watching kfc videos and ended up here

[Dancing88Mike]

No amount of monely would get me too do this

[Anime00Freak]

i think he likes it ! lol

[TheLam777]

OMFG!!!!! ARRRGGH x_X

[hiren522]

what a jobbbbbbbbbbbbb

[starwarsfleet]

Penis bangin

[thadanzwiggler]

Wow - I can't believe over 1million sick freaks watched this video...

[streetwarrior31]

@thadanzwiggler

A million and one with you ......I assume that you dont want us too know that you´ve now got a black eye...Its ok.....we wont say to anyone...after all we are on the internet, nobody comes here.

[Catmanga39]

@thadanzwiggler and you're one of them :]

[SweetnSassy535]

@thadanzwiggler Hhahha your one :P

[Aiiiizations]

@thadanzwiggler WHahaha ! U did it too. :D but i watched it with friends and we were laughing like hell :D:D:D hahaha

[TheFatalitubby]

@thadanzwiggler You watched it, dumbass.

[yawenalice]

@thadanzwiggler yup, you being one of them ~.~

[bratt101chick]

@yawenalice all of us commenting lmao

[fucknuafforhelvede]

@thadanzwiggler Including you...

[pivotpcproductions]

@thadanzwiggler including you

[jcathomas]

@thadanzwiggler including yourself of course

[Black7Cloud]

@thadanzwiggler including you. lol