Weeds: Masturbation Lesson

[sonikue23]

OR A LITTLE PLASTIC BAG FOR FROZEN FOOD....THAT`S THE SHIT...FUCK ALL THAT CRAP IN THE VID...XD

[lucasscott458]

andy is the coolest uncle on earth! haha every young kid should have a uncle andy

[smartguyatwork]

Is weeds still on?

[TheKatyLady1]

@smartguyatwork they are deciding whetehr to make a new season

[iMikeCPPSVids]

As Seen On:.... Sex? e_e

[caneywaney]

This is the funniest clip I have in my FAVs. By the way. A hollowed cucumber is good too. Gotta punch a hole in the tip to eliminate the vaccum though

[shawny19944991]

@MxC1337MxCsh43d and what do you have against Americans??

[FujinWater]

so fucking epic

[flowerlullaby]

not too hot!

[shawny19944991]

umm i dont know weather to laugh my ass off, or weather i should be worried about what this kid is being taught. i am going to go with laughing my ass off.

[IkZegKerk]

@shawny19944991 You should be worried about your grammer instead.

[MxC1337MxCsh43d]

@shawny19944991 Fucking moron can't even string a sentence together. Bloody Americans butchering our language.

Also, laughed ass off.

[1337Kosu]

Man this show was good :)

[RissasOcean]

W.T.F.

[NoaPit04]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[shaylareay321]

what....the.....fuck!!

[xXDeathReadyXx]

Wtf

[RagedPanda00]

wtf

[ozzhead2066]

WTF!

[STEAMWORKER]

What is he talking about?

[hswarelab]

poor kid

[JacquezORB1]

Hilarious oh got damn it my fucking body hurts

[lucasscott458]

andy= the coolest uncle on the planet

[Beaniekid99]

As a girl, I thought this would be gross, but it was actually REALLY funny.

[pedroferreiralp]

Please, leave the bananas alone...

[PosetiveBubba]

240p we meet again...

[tristanpiston1234]

wtf? lol

[weedchuck420]

hahahahahaha! this guy is awesome! i learned alot!

[Ph0be]

lol anybody actually try this??

[rogeralejandro2007]

Vote for Ron Paul so he can legalize weed!!!!and bring stability to the Botwin Household once and for all!!!

[ConorEvan]

Uh-mazin'

[silo901]

what episode was this from?

[sidnator]

weird side of youtube again...

[jammingwithmarley]

I feel awkward

[slyspy70]

I wish my dad did this...

[omar52334]

"here you go m8 , a banana , go fuck it"

"wtf 0o"

[jakeo96]

i cant decide if this is too wierd or cool. im high as fuck

[tylerguy12]

@jakeo96 really, me 2, hahaha

[laramiet011]

I used to masturbate till I took an arrow to the knee >>>-----(Knee)---->

[habeeb447]

@laramiet011 Nobody cares fuck off you worthless waste of body mass.

[JayedMusic]

@laramiet011

XDXDXDXDXDXD

DUDE HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF

XDXD

[madkvideo]

@laramiet011 Fuck you, and your stupid meme shit.

[MeatySnacks]

@laramiet011

Wow, that isn't funny!

[Sonicfoxtrot]

@laramiet011

LOL REDDIT IS SO FUNNY xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[PoringClawk]

@laramiet011 LOL!!!!

[746452345457]

@laramiet011 LOL

[LiamHawthorn]

@laramiet011 LOL! oh wait, fucking kill yourself you dumb cunt.

[gutairhero92]

The best lube is LUBE lol

[gutairhero92]

Pearl Jam lol

[rocksofamountain]

I have learned

[KevinOConnellFTW]

ahh back when weeds was a good show

[hunkydory8015]

Ok; I'm off to the supermarket guys...lol!

[Albino1701]

i feel like i really learned something today^^

[MrMachinimator]

Well, im off to get some bananas lol

[poliv67]

Well, I just pulverised a banana, suggestions?

[iamadness69]

that awkward conversation you have with your dad when puberty kicks in

[Ikutenblk]

1:58-2:01

Shane "Running"

Uncle Andy 'Hey

Uncle Andy 'Homework'

[megacod949]

@Ikutenblk WARREN YOUR A TRIE HARD IN TOP COMMENTS!!!

[thearaban]

CAN'T BELIEVE THE KIDS WAS THE VOICE OF NEMO

[destinydreamxxx]

I LIKE MASTURBATION! NO SOCK OR TISSUE NEEDED! KEEP BANANA OR CUCUMBER HANDY!! LMHAO

[crazyescfan]

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Hi! If you are a Weeds fan, and you die to see Celia again, please, sign this petition and also tell your friends about it. Thank you!

[royallballet]

which episode is this?

[1misanthropist]

hahahaha I have always had a " hard " time jackin' off standing up. So the shower and toilet thing is a no go. For me it's either on the couch, bed, or at the desk.

[gaminkalv]

Does the Banana trick work? I want to try it but the Banana Skin is too small for me.

[SmokeTheBlunts]

i wish it was that easy, you dont have to talk....too fucking akward man

[TheWhiteOp]

tiger balm (not for weak!)

[SPARTAN9999999991]

Banana? Pft, all the pros use cactus.

[TheNightGamers]

if such father does live...wow....thats just awkawerd and cool at the same time

[bigdoog3106]

my dick is injured because of bananas :'(

[crazyyoyoer37]

a banana? what a world of possibilitys!

[YayOrNay]

Why is this intended for mature audiences only? Isnt the whole point educating the young ones?

[thesmartphonereviews]

355 people couldnt afford lube

[NarutoRocks2011]

wtf america

[bigblackboner97]

That guy is a bro!

[coasterwild]

i use spit HA ha ?XD

[cobbsta88]

Yeah the baldness thing is bullshit, that comes down to your genetics. Not having sex or masturbating regularly will actual increase your risk of prostate cancer. Sexual health is very important, one way or another regular ejaculation is important

[guilhermeduartebb]

ahahah xD Homework

[davidda1000]

OMG i did that before!

[2wheelparts]

Uncle Andy is fn hilarious

[Mopja100]

my uncle David said all of this to me one year ago and i just realised this is where he got it from! :D lets pass it down from generation to generation!

[deadwadewilson]

Hey... Homework xD

[samuriguy909]

the only homework i would enjoy doing

[TheMostDefinately]

lol i actually tryed this it feels pretty good

[banatboj]

@TheMostDefinately srsly? xD

[TheMostDefinately]

@banatboj yeah lmao  I thought hey what the hell.

[diegomessinho]

i never masturbated with banana

[FunkTheJunkPunk]

Who killed Nancy?

[RobRoy3939]

I would love for my teachers to assign that kind of homework hahaha

[MrElectrifying12]

wtf 

[NilsKills]

What is the episode #?

[tba11]

@NilsKills This was in season 1 or 2, dont remember episode

[mexicandamon]

this is so funny!!!!!!

[ilovemusic555]

I fucking love this show! 

[flyersphan111]

352 people's bananas were too hot.

[bollocks2who]

Where the hell was this guy when I was growing up? I needed someone like this!

[lololrofl50]

what. the fuck xD

[TheMammalian]

In my opinion, the best lube is...

having a foreskin.

[NilsKills]

@TheMammalian aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhh

[nickshmore1212]

omfg lol

[N0nkii]

ROFL funny shit. I hope I can find the other episodes on the internet, Netflix only has up to season 5...

[sharma19143]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD

[iHostScrimz]

i do homework every day :D

[loveyo73]

im a girl and find this funny

[95edman]

DAMN YOU 240p!!!!!!!!!11

[ChickinSammichMan]

So true.

[irishdude69]

i learned many synonyms for sperm today!

[TheSwaggydawg]

i think this is one of the few videos in which all of the comments are about jacking off

[motherhead123]

look at my youtube for weed vids :D

[RustArtRed]

Studies show that " Thy Act " also Reduces the chances of Prostate Cancer in males ....... SWEET

[beforeiknew]

"In my opinion, the best lube is LUBE."

[PSNmrclean]

Brb gonna try the banana idea :D

[Zboubalux]

347 peoples tryed with banana !!

[AdmiralWolverinePEDO]

@Zboubalux 7,071* it actually feels good...

[morpheus9494]

Ha ha.

[Eyesopen91]

that's epic! xD

[IMPACTwrestling100]

WOW i didnt reaize how old this show is

[write2pras84]

@ScVisionz, I think it's goo glove?

[americanairlines000]

wat episode is this and wat season it this

[JtotheV92]

what if my dick is too big for a banana?

[comedyfan4325]

Type in "fast weed rap" for a cool and funny song

[TadMey97]

that just made my day!

[DucHaiCWalk]

Such a nice homework ! xD

[ScVisionz]

hah..glue glove

[OfficialNigel]

Didn't the kid become a serial rapist in SVU?

[MrJamess34]

i don't get what you have to do with the banana?

[rocketboy375]

@MrJamess34 put the empty skin over your peepee

[Trinder3467]

Masturbation reduces Zinc and creates too much DHT which in turn causes hair loss. it's a Fact. Poor kid....

[Dzubur93]

@Trinder3467 An average ejaculation will contain around half a miligram of zinc, no where near enough to cause a defeciency

[Trinder3467]

@Dzubur93 well, if he masturbates twice a day or even once, it will double up. Still the DHT will rise. Google it. It's a fact. I even asked my Andrologist. She said a sexually active men will eventually lose hair over the years.

[Dzubur93]

@Trinder3467 My grandad had seven kids, so im pretty sure he was bangin a lot, but he never went bald

[Trinder3467]

@Dzubur93 Wrong, he could've banged his wife Seven times only. That's why the seven kids. Maybe later on he developed prostate problems and couldn't get it up anymore. You never know. I never said completely bald. The hair follicles shrink over the years causing the hair grow thin. Another Fact: Eunuchs never lose hair. Once again, you can Google that too. Eunuchs - are people who have been castrated. They develop zero testosterone so once again we come back to the theory that Sex and MB connect

[Dzubur93]

@Trinder3467 we can at least agree it wont make u blind

[Trinder3467]

@Dzubur93 Yes, we can agree on that. But we have to agree that masturbation is harmful.

[Dzubur93]

@Trinder3467 Hair loss is not detremental to ur health

[Trinder3467]

@Dzubur93 There is other things: premature ejaculation, constant erections (unwanted ones), leakage of sperm while not erected. But hair loss comes quite a shock to many men all over the world. You only notice it when you get out of the shower and view empty spots and receding on your head. For me, personally, hair is part of my health. Because if my hair gets weakend, it already means that I have a problem with my internal organs. You should strive for a better quality life.

[Eyesopen91]

@Trinder3467 that's freekin nonsense!

[Trinder3467]

@Eyesopen91 okay, how about we do this. You go to a doctor and give a blood test for a DHT level. Then wait a month while masturbating your dick off and give the blood test again. If your DHT rises again, then you have your answer. I dare you. Just do it and you'll know the truth. Reply when done.

[TheMammalian]

@Trinder3467 Ok, so your point is that it's harmful to "masturbate your dick off"?

[Trinder3467]

@TheMammalian Trust me, doctors agree as well. Not internet "doctors". REAL doctors. Just give a blood sample for DHT then go home and masturbate everyday for two months. Then go back, and give another round of blood test. If the DHT level has risen, then you know who to blame. Then come back and comment.

[TheMammalian]

@Trinder3467 How many times a day are you talking about? Once before bed? Twice? Ten times a day? Be more specific.

[Trinder3467]

@TheMammalian For me - I chose NOT to masturbate at all. I know it sounds impossible. But I manged to do it so far. If you have to masturbate do so very rarely. But your DHT level will keep rising if you overdo it. I would say once a month is okay. Yet again if you are diagnosed with Androgenic Alopecia (baldness) then you should not indulge in such acitivity as an adult cause it will affect you greatly hair wise. Test yourself and see if you have any changes.

[TheMammalian]

@Trinder3467 You've piqued my curiosity (ha ha), perhaps sometime I will run this test regarding DHT and masturbation. The information that I have been able to find indicates that too much masturbation or "over-ejaculation" is a problem. As for hair loss, I could see that happening with older people, but as people age they lose more of their sexual urges and thus would not feel as compelled to butter their corn as often as they would do as a teen/young adult.

[jamalboss34]

thimbs up if you have this on dish, and every fucking time u turn to it its already over!

[redXmoney]

Now I know why there's so much banana peels lying around.

[Ruzlier]

Fuck weeds. Unless they make a season 8. If they do Go weeds

[dontblowsmoke]

I'm definitely using this monologue for an audition I have coming up.

[tylerwalker2]

wait i can fap with a banana?!?!?! brb gunna tug the thomas ;)

[TheTrotzky]

Did he played Prior in Angels of America?

[samuriguy909]

how does wacking it off enhance immunity?

[AngusSgXD]

@samuriguy909 i had the same question when i saw this for the first time

[kristofreynders]

@MrGagakka the banana method from the video clip above

[Kekokop313]

Why I am I watching this... I'm a girl

[n0va97]

@Kekokop313 hahaha so am i

[AnimusPipboy]

@Kekokop313 I'm boy and i ask myself the same thing o.O

[MrDiem2]

4-5 showers everyday, what the fuck how much does he jerk off?

[Darkhonor90]

@MrDiem2

You obviously have a low to normal sex drive if you think 4-5 times a day is a lot. I've jerked off 10 times a day several times and I've had sex like 15-20 times in a single day easy.

[bigddagenius]

@Darkhonor90 that'sreally alot, even when i was masturbating like crazy the most i did was 3 times, it doesn't feel as good 2nd and 3rd time around.

[OnlyOneBite]

it says " the following clip is intended for a mature audience , viewer discretion is advised"

SHANE IS LIKE 12 IN THAT SCENE.

[NTC01934]

I always go with the sock, I use like dress socks because once i became an atheist i never wear them to church. Works great and i just wash them with the rest of my clothes.

[IliveinMA]

@NTC01934 Amen

[comedyfan4325]

Type in "fast weed rap" for a cool and funny song

[darrenholcomb42]

An orgasm a day keeps diseases and aging away-but....Honey as lube? really? HONEY??? That'd be like using Elmer's glue. Just splooge me baby.

[FloydIV]

@darrenholcomb42 Microwave the honey.