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  • 0:48 constipated groan lol

  • He's the Blair Witch 

  • wtf am i watching lol

  • Does anyone know what year this came out?

  • @VikingLady219 1996 

  • @xSuicidalBaakelx Thank you! It seems that 1996 was such a great year. Lots of great stuff, including Burzum's Filosofem album and Nokturnal Mortum's Lunar Poetry album came out that same year! :D

  • @VikingLady219 u r welcome hehehe yes was a great year, good albums, Burzum is one of my favorite bands ^^ greetings

  • @xSuicidalBaakelx And I could be wrong, but isn't 1996 also the year that Borknagar came out with their Olden Domain album? That's another good one. :D

  • @VikingLady219 mmmm no hehehe, the Olden Domain album was released in 1997, in 1996 was "Borknagar" and yes , awesome band ^^

  • i like it.

  • FUNNYYYYYY! :D

    ...

    not funny ._.

  • I met this dude in the woods once. He have had a tough childhood.

  • Oscar Wilde brought me here.

  • Ah, the forest... Black Metal's best friend

  • AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGAAAHHHHH !

  • He wears Woodland shoes I suppose. Jokes apart this is a superb song. One of my favorite BM songs.

  • True fucking catweazle black metal

  • I like the part where he is in a forest and goes AAAAAAAAAAARRRAAAARRRGG

  • anton sandor

    would be proud of you!!!

    

  • TROLL DAD!!

  • 0:47 he is having stomach cramps

  • must he live in a forest?

  • NO SE ENTIENDE UNA MIERDA xDDDDDD

  • the undisputed definition of black metal videos .. now and always ... lol

  • OMFG !!!! Where are Beavis and Butthead when you REALLY need them ?!??!?!? LMMFBO !!!!!

  • 0:32 he spotted you taking a piss

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  • I show this to my kids before they go to bed they sleep like theyre dead

  • Imagine one horrible thing: while walking dark and spooky forest you suddenly spot this guy.

    Oh my God!

  • Seems like a nice guy.

  • looks like fun!

  • WOCKA WOCKA!!! 

  • Thank you, internet.

  • omg call a doctor :D

  • 0:49 What did he eat? The stomach ache is killing him

  • @CocksuckersBall 0:48 he either stepped in a bear trap or stubbed his toe really bad

  • this is comedy metal

  • Lolololololololololollolol, I know it's already top comment, but the part where he yells "UUUAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!" is a trashy masterpiece. XDD

  • Hail the true Skeksi!!! ┼ \m/ ┼

  • It's a Draugr from Skyrim!

  • Lyrics: URH AAARRHHH GRUHUHRH STARATARGHHH BOSVHBIAAARRRHH

  • xD

  • No cybernetic lame effects ,small budget, only sephia and blck-whire effect and that video is far more awesome and atmospheric than all the crappy simply modern movies of ordinary metal bands.I truly love the wizard theme!

    It's just like travel with that obscure sorcerer who tells you unaccountable old story/legend .

    Gava Fran Trulen - Greet for True ( metalheads) !

  • Omg its gonna be me once i have my time in the mentle hospital

  • love the crap quality :o

  • huahuahua que lixo

  • atmosphere is amazing

  • @kobsol describe it.

  • This is funny as hell. It's like a trick-or-treater got lost in the woods. I don't know if it's just me but I find myself more humored than scared by black metal theatrics.

  • @filmcoolstuff ha ha - that was the perfect response to this - I do like the last minute of this though - it's only redemption possibly

  • @jjpme92un Thanks. And you're right the last minute is very atmospheric and cool. I hadn't watched all the way through the first time.

  • LOL !!!!

  • This is just awesome! But for some reason, this song makes me want to do the Dean Scream! BYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHH!

  • Sounds like someone stepped on Spongebob's toe

  • @GatesOfGehenna76 HEY! THIS BAND IS THE BEST BAND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!

  • Funny!

    Jigsaw on LSD...

  • I'm really confused right now... I can't seem to decide whether this is the best music video of all time or the worst.

  • GUUH GUUUR GUUH GUU GUUH

  • The poor thing has stomach cramps, too many toadstools.

  • So THIS is what the blair witch looks like

  • trve kvlt und krieg

  • is this a song??????????????????????

  • @nicco88viola yes

  • MY EARS BLEED

  • i think i found what was making all them noises during the blair witch project

  • You gotta love Arckanum for how fucking ridiculous he can be. The man titled an album "ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ", which is pronounced "ththththththththththth".

  • @sojirokaidoh2 Ok, let me clarify this, it is because Shamaatae is related with the Anti Cosmic Satanism, the Eleven letters on his Album ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ (Wich letter means Thorn or Giant on Scandinavian) represents the eleven anti-cosmic gods wich are: Satan, Molock, Beelzebub, Lucifuge Rofocale, Asmodeus, Astaroth, Belphegor, Adramelech, Baal, Lilith and Naamah, all of them made the Azerate. You should educate yourself before you say something about you dont know dude.

  • @Popexify I never said otherwise, bro. All I commented on was the pronunciation of the album's title, not the meaning behind it. Regardless of the symbolism, it's a pretty ridiculous title. Way to prove me wrong by saying something completely irrelevant.

  • I love over-the-top 90s Black Metal videos. Amazing, song, anyway.

  • Lolz at 0:48 that was awful he sounded like being raped.

  • SADIDDFUSAYDFADUFUDFYUASFYDAFS­YDYFUAFYUDSFYAUDYSADFSADSAD

    00:22 ~ 00:25 WTF? YASFDYUFDUASFYUDSFYUADFYUASDFY­UAS

  • Gandalf? What happened to you?

  • @JustCallMeGod1 he took an arrow to the knee

  • cool mask

  • fucking video, is a chiet, fuck u arckanum, your god, satan is a suck dicks, god it´s the true winner, take this, fucking sathanics, i pray for your temple will be destroyed, fuuuuckkkk yaaa!!!!!!

  • @luffy777DX fack aff

  • @grooveyfeel tool

  • hahaha this is so ridiculous.. Dont get me wrong, I love Arckanum, but Shamaatae should not be presenting himself visually very often... lol

  • KKKKKKKKKKKK

  • I can't find anything rediculous here. Arckanum is a very great black metal band. You can turn everything into ridicule. I think it's very harmonious.

  • Anyone see this live?

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  • I like the part when he's in the woods and says 'Arrgh!'

  • @BenOwnz5 That was my favourite bit too

  • @BenOwnz5 Who doesn't like it... ;)

  • This is creepy

  • "un elefante se balanceaba sobre la tela de una araña"... hajajajajja, independiente del ritmo base, el tema del maestro Shammatae es un culto, y de lejos uno de las mejores one-man band de black metal que aún siguen vigente a los dias de hoy. Respecto al video algunos lo encuentran ridiculo, yo no lo veo asi, el video refleja la letra y la ideologia de una manera bien cruda y simple, sin efectos especiales, es asi como me gustan las cosas.

  • Hahshahahahahah

  • Forever alone

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  • Arckanum ist #1

  • i love this fucking song

  • trve kvlt

  • One of the greatest Black Metal projects! I'm glad only a few people understand it. This kind of music is not made for the mass. By the way the video is great, it represents perfectly what Arckanum is all about, what Black Metal should be about.

  • hansel and gretel!

  • OMG !! MY GRANDMOTHER !

  • Arckanum is one of the best black metal bands

  • @sergio23820 my ass sounds better

  • Ignorant people will leave stupid comments about how ''funny this shit is'', actually if you'd be into this music you'd understand it.

  • @MasterDilnath I like black metal but this is shit. It sounds like a mockery of good black metal.

  • @wasabi1787 Well it's just a demo, you should definatly check out his new stuff... Black metal was from the beginning a revolt against the wellproduced music... And the less well produced BM is like opera, in time you will learn to listen to it and enjoy it and find the beatiful in it.

  • @wasabi1787 Good black metal always sounded like shit. That was the point

  • @panchamkauns Wow can't say the majority of the americans are that clever... Sigh...

  • @panchamkauns no they don't... wtf are you listening to?

  • @panchamkauns disagree. Bands like Mayhem (with Dead) and Ulver, etc, etc are always good.

  • @wasabi1787 This is the kind of sound that Black metal started with, so this is original. Your GOOD BLACK METAL is a mockery of classic black metal.

  • @ma8740 I still disagree. I even think Arckanum has good songs. I like Mayhem, Ulver, etc, etc. Only early 90's stuff. Just this song seems like satire of other members of the genre.

  • @wasabi1787 This song is awesome.

  • @ma8740 Meh. I respect the opinion. But I just don't get it I guess. If I'm listening to black metal, give me the proper Norwegian shit. Swedes should be playing death metal/Gothenburg.

  • @wasabi1787 listen to the song pursvitnir from arckanum....great song and sound not like shit

  • @xyqk Yeah, I think that song is better. I still like older stuff (from other bands) more. Its far more epic.

  • @wasabi1787 darkthrone is great

  • sound messed?

  • Behold the most metal person alive..

  • hahahaha i love this

  • To many people it seems funny video ... but I fucking love it.

  • I like this video. Its has a very creepy sentiment to it.

  • He Smoked a lot of weed...

  • Halloween costume this year?

    I think so!

  • @AoLIronmaiden lmfao hahaha

  • Этот мудак выглядит как бомж который пытается нарыть себе чего-нибудь похавать в лесу.LOL

  • Makes you wonder, what the fuck was going through his mind when he made this? And what goes through his mind when he sees it now?

  • @Utgangen Think he'd be kinda proud to be honest. This vid get alot of people to listen to his stuff.

  • Caguence de la risa de los lamentos de este DEMONIO

  • Why is he always wearing a mask of some old witch? What is the meaning of that symbol?

  • 0:22

  • makes me afraid to go into the woods in my back yard....for fear of slenderman....or worse...this guy

  • @TheGears999 xDDD

  • Ahah ma LoL!

  • 1:42 singt er: FOTZE! :D

  • i'd laugh and tell his mom to stop filming him

  • i dont see why this is so satanic

    this song is really awesome but the vid is hilarious

  • Skogsvandring i Älvdalen?

  • @biirwald vad jag vet är väll killen från Mora, så skulle gissa på skogsvandring i dem trakterna

  • Just imagine meeting him in forest...

  • It's "EL LONJE MOCO" (Eugenio Derbez) singing FUE HORRIBLE!! FUE HORRIBBLEEEE!!! LOL!

  • This is why Jigsaw from the Saw movie franchise loves killing people in horrific ways... the kvlt mvtherfvkker's spent too much time wailing deep inside vengeful black forests of moonlit ancient summoning

  • we are druids, we are the druids of the trees slowly wearing wisdom, that the rodents without it swelling and swelling, become misery beached on an island of rubbish, and complain about the trash the others left, and daft gaze upon choked ripped open bellies of birds full of souvenirs of all our old crafts pristine.

  • I don't get it...... seriously I don't *hangs head in despair*

  • The song is awesome, but that guy looks like Witchiepoo from H.R Pufnstuf.......

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGG­GGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Eh....... EH....... AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Eh......... Eh.......

  • When people talk about "REAL" black metal, this is what theyre talking about. RRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!­!!!

  • 1:52 - Epic epic epic.

  • Power chord heaven

  • does any1 know were can i find masks like this

  • That fuck'n awersome!

  • Since when does Jigsaw LARP?

  • "For entertainment purposes only"

    Well, that's what I call entertainment :D

  • Papaaaa!

  • BLARHHK ABDFHD RABBAAAA! BLEUHAHH MUBBAWS REEEEBFQFHAAAAAAAAAAS!

  • Myahhhh Fuckkers Myaahhhhhahhhhg ah ha ha aht eek ah leek ta loset hyena saitest dee ta rasset broddy sail rahk ta rassella tas tah feeza bahdahss sckou ta dag ta dag toodah bachtee tahgadah ta saitestdee yagh toolah tagdee ick ta feesh dee ahlag weeshbahb enagg dahg oin oinah gava behtweeh weeyez ein ava wonez effadee einah ah-heiah ahhadee ooff behtweeh weeyez an naagh ictay eawwagh twaaf aagh tweekef kaachoueye aht ah gavaaahhh frahn troolehhn gavaaahhh frahn troolehhn /\ 1rst part
  • c'mon guys, this dude is fucking talented

    try playing all the instruments in the band by yourself! (not at the same time XD)

  • yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh­hhhhh.... kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkk muito boa esta musica e esta banda cara...

    hail from brazil \m/

  • jajajajajaja.....el coco

  • @darthfener2 LOL!

  • @darthfener2 no i came here after seeing the top 10 saddest rap songs

  • @darockstardude lil wayne has a new look??

  • @darthfener2 had to search this one up lol

  • He is constipated!

  • fuck yes this is awesome

  • I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight...

  • @FutureLegendDiva how can u get nightmares from this?...I find this the funniest shit i´ve ever seen!!!!

  • @ECHOdavidoff

    I was being ironic!

  • @FutureLegendDiva lol I understand!

  • @ECHOdavidoff this is some scary shit man

  • this is why you dont take meth

  • This video is a document about the guy who discovered magic mushrooms.