UK Hai Karate Commercial With Valerie Leon

[princeofdaftness]

so that's where Keith Lemon got his image from, the guy in the red dressing gown!

[nintendy]

LOL I remember this Ad. so well - I remember those days of innocent Ads like this sooo well... Why isn't life like this anymore? The Ads. of today may be more sophisticated and full of special effects - but they're dull and unfunny. (even though they try to be) Thanks for Posting this - brought back some very amusing memories of happier times when we bought our dad some of this one Christmas, and eagerly awaited to see mum jump all over him! LOL

[barnabyfraser]

It stinks something cruel. I used it for a little while in my teens, but we soon parted ways when i stumbled across aramis. Still use it today.

[borgduck]

So that's what this 'Life On Mars, Hai Karate' business is all about!

[Beerlejuice]

Mmmm... oh I would be in total EUPHORIA! If Valerie Leon came over to want to fuck me!

[heliumtrophy]

I'd hate to be the man who gets the scalding hot water on his crotch due to some other bastard having the right aftershave.

[leighmonty13]

valerie is so hot ild let her do whatever she wanted

[heliumtrophy]

Valerie Leon as a ball busting vampire nurse...............good movies could've been made...........

[Drakov44]

*suggestive growl* what a fox, no straight man could resist!

[consul1957]

Why would any bloke not want some of Valerie Leon?

[ysbaddaden2003]

Where can I get a bottle?

I'd let her burp me...

[nuuuurrr]

Valerie Leon...goddess.

[piewackett1]

Is she actually a person AND a woman?

[Anothercoilgun]

Guy in red must be from San Fransisco.

[sinforgiver]

i'd jump out the window and break a leg instead

[Dristarg]

They should make one called 'Eau de Lottery Jackpot Winner'; THAT would have blokes fighting off hordes of women.

[CalicoatMaker]

0:18 real stockings, not cunthose

[salvadormarley]

I'd be fuckin running at her

[ursulaheppworth]

@drdawn86 nothing wrong with big girls

[salvadormarley]

Who the fuck would run away from a voluptuously beautiful nurse?

[TheYoungDoctor]

I wouldn't run away from Valerie Leon!

[Shindai]

The original "Lynx effect", I love these adverts

[bules72]

Valerie Leon. What a smashing looking woman. Carry on Again Doctor/Up the Jungle. Saw her on the TV recently and still attractive. She would give any young lass a run for their money .

[Toracube]

This is going to sound weird right... I remember a Hi Karate ad where the guy pulls her top open. And she karate throws him. Going 'Hiyah!!!' It was the first time I noticed breasts. I was 11. I am sure this happened! Did anyone else see this? I need to know.

[pixiewilson42]

Yep I saw it too....it was great+made a lasting impression+I was a 10yr old girl.....hahaha am 42 +still confused!

[Toracube]

So it did exist!!! I knew it. I asked some TV expert people and they thought I was nuts or worse... lol Thanks for confirming. Would love to see it again, for old times sake.

[jolemez]

@drdawn86

Your intelligent response has given me pause for thought...

...Leona IS attractive as a female BUT Val is just so MUCH woman it overwhelms me.

[ArizonaDelRio]

Who was the guy? Ron Jeremy?

[pixiewilson42]

It might exist,in fact I'm quite sure it does....OR .....we've both had the same perverted fantasy?? Don't care ,what a thought ,I love it when Valerie Leon ,the delectable Margaret Nolan run round in stockings after Ronnie Corbett in No Sex Please We're British.....the only time you'll be jealous of Ronnie Corbett in your life!!!

[Toracube]

LOL. Gotta find that, now...!!!!! :))

[pixiewilson42]

Well since we last talked I've been doing my own bit of research icluding ringing up my 80yr old mum+asking her....I was just met with a weird kind of silence on the phone,probably thinks I'm a pervert...just normal curiosity I say!! I think Val was wearing boots+a tight catsuit in our mutual/virtual advert or is it fantasy.Her enormous cleavage suddenly was thrust upon us+she did her Hai Karate kick.....does that right to you,,,?

[Toracube]

I remember it this way. It was a judo competition. Everyone sitting watching as a man and a woman went to the circle. They Bowed. Then the guy opened her katate gown thing. Time stopped for a sec as we got to see her breasts. Very well shot... And then she judo-throwed him. What it has to do with Hi Karate Deoderant I have no idea.

You do realise that people reading this will go WTF? lol

But I do remember nipples... Yes, I do... Cause it was all new to me... Those were the days...

[pixiewilson42]

Well WTF I say toooo....I'm 42 ,Oh god maybe 6-10 ish when these ads were on,,,,,I knew I was a bit "different" even then!!! HAHA......Well its good to have a choice I say even if it is a fantasy.

Your ad does sound familiar,OR was this in an early 70's [Confessions OF] sort of film?? I too remember some "poor" karate instructer being overpowered by Amazonian women......God where's the Yellow Pages I've got to find a class,hehe.sounds great!!!

[Toracube]

No it was on TV. I tried to google Hia Karate Commercial Breasts Judo Throw and I got a warning that my comp could be infected with some virus. lol I just remember wishing my mum was out of the room. But I do remember when it was on I couldn't take my eyes off them, even at 7 or so.

[pixiewilson42]

What year was this do you think? I'd say 75/76 at the most+how old were you? We actually used to reinact the ads in our scholl playground....wonder who's idea that was ,I was a little minx even then,haha!!!

[Toracube]

I don't doubt it. That would have been hilarious. I would have got expelled though. The guys usually did. lol

[pixiewilson42]

I've always been tall,5ft9 sice I was 10!!+the boys used to like me overpowering them when we did our re-inactments,haha dirty b*stards!!! I think men like big domineering women in general,well mine have,the little ones defineately do....it must have been those early 70's fantasies.Actually design wise that was a very fine time in design in general,sadly its thought of as a tasteless decade

[Toracube]

lol Sure it was tacky, but music, cinema, sex was at its best. People were more open.The 70s was my growing up decade. You could say Chicks and it was ok. Free sex before aids (Hippiedom offshoot), Punk, Art . A great time. Beats the 80's for sure. I quite like tall women. Not giants though.

[pixiewilson42]

Yep my forming years too I think.I've always been into art/media +alot of the 70's designs def echoe 30's design in europe esp germany,just think of those amazing Bauhaus designs still in prod.

I'm kind of pc,prob alot less than i was in the 80's when I was an activist,.It's sad how virtually everything changed ,AIDS broke the year i left home 84/85 ,haha bad luck!!I saw some great bands in the 80's that was the only great bit,oh +had v good acid!!! not now tho'I'm a good girl I am!

[Toracube]

Not to good I hope. Life is for the living. But I know what you mean. I have mellowed out with age. If I kept this up I would be in my box!! lthough I am getting a second wind. lol You should make a little vid of your drawings and put them up on yt for the world to see.

[pixiewilson42]

Did you get anywhere in finding the Valerie Leon busting cleavage karate suit yet? Maybe we need therapy+had a mutual hallucination.....it's happened before Woooooooo!!!!

[Toracube]

Not yet, but my dream tonight should be interesting. But I am trying... lol

[pixiewilson42]

Mine toooo,haha I was just looking at Caroline Monroe [The Lambs Navy Rum girl] there's a vid tribute put on by someone's dad!!! its called A Video Tribute,def one to look at with the sound turned OFF ,bad soundtrack!

Was intersted in your vid called Moodswings,where's it from,I relate to it all too well,haha

[Toracube]

I make little vids with odd music and odder pics. Trying to find that C Monroe vid. Just sent you the Corbett one. Just found it. Man, I love YTube.

[pixiewilson42]

Glad you found it,Arthur Lowe plays the bank manager+alot of Marg+Val running around be-stockened goes on above the babk,very Brian Rix style.What kind of films +music do you make or you into? I would love to do animation,I studied industrial design at uni+couldn't get work[it was 91] ended up working in mental health....which is bloody ironic!! Only been painting again for 18 mths,want to go back to college to do silversmithing,but it would cost alot

[Toracube]

I will pm you. Poor guy , we seem to have taken over his channel. lol

[pixiewilson42]

Just thought...remember Val's sister in crime the lovely Margaret Nolan wearing Barbara Windsor's stolen too ,small bikini in Carry On Girl's....She was on the back of a donkey with Babs trying to rip it off.....this is all obseved by Syd James wearing a spiv hat!!! They don't make woman like that anymore!!

[Toracube]

You are right!! I remember her!! Gosh, You know your stuff!!!

Brings back all those memories of Hammer women with great cleavage going  "Don't hurt me , I'm a good girl I am..' (before usually getting hurt.)

[pixiewilson42]

Ingrid Pitt my ultimate saphic vamire...not classically beautiful but she always gets her way....what a woman!!! I've always thought woman were more interesting generally to look at then men,more aesthetic.I do life drawing+prefer drawing women ....The men in the old Hammer films were't up 2 much,they were either sadistic lords of the manner or beasts....that defineately do much for my growing imagination.There's prob a Glam/Horror buff out there having a heart attack

[Toracube]

Ingrid Pitt...drool!... The guys were hairy. Not up to much I agree. But they had great voices. I remember Vincent Prices brilliant English Accent. I can't do it. Even though I try and try! I was always a fan of Russ Meyer. The girls in those films always gave 100% and looked like they were having a great time. He was a great much maligned Director. Worth checking out!!

[pixiewilson42]

Arr Vincent Price he had a wonderful voice,but I found Christopher Lee strangely erotic with his red eues...a bit like me after a joint!!! Hahaha.Yep I like Russ Meyer too,wow he certainly gets Ahemm Talented women+that was before those silly things all got implants,I hate that [you are what you is as Zapper said].

I know who we forgot Bbbbbrrriittt Ecklllannnd in the Wicker Man....devil worshipping,nudity,Brit's bottom+Christopher Lee in drag...sounds like a great night in to me!!

[vntr2006]

My transition from boy to man due to Valerie in these adverts! lol

[coltsuperocean10]

vntr2006, my passage of rights to a man also!! Valerie is the ultimate busty brunette!!

[7dbrentp2]

I remeber going to church and a young man saying tell them women " watch out now, I got that Hai Karate on this mornin' ".

[coopernaut]

Blimey...if Valerie Leon came after me I wouldn't fight her off!!!!! ;)

[leighmonty13]

@coopernaut ,ild just brace myself and lever her to it

[DancingSpiderman]

Didn't know Ron Jeremy did Hai Karate commercials...

[j0andc0]

Valerie was brilliant in these ads. Straight in the favs no danger.

[terrywtf]

awesome. got any more of these

[myrnaloysboy]

Is it just me or Leona Lewis looks like our Valerie

[jolemez]

@myrnaloysboy

Leona Lewis CAN look attractive from certain angles but she can also appear "Mannish".

Valerie is all woman and it IS just you who sees this resemblance.

[Charlitos1988]

q rica esa tia ...

[battou66488]

now this is an inspiration for AXE i guess

[ScallywagTV]

Ha ha. My older brother had a bottle of this and it absolutely honked. Phew, I can smell it now.