Dorkly Bits: Sonic Meets With His Agent

[SonicMoonwalk]

0:44 suup

[wildanS]

Knuckles looks like Snoop Dogg.

[crazy00weirdlynormal]

0:39 f that friendship is magic

[Blkwolf99]

Tim Turi: SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES!

[b74k3]

"No sequel, expansion." sounds like Kingdom Hearts to me

[DiogoBMarques]

bitch please, i always loved tails

[Chatterboxx900]

@DiogoBMarques same here.

[APocketOfTime]

Apparently the audience did care about friendship.

[darkcylander]

isn't at his level? in the games tails is actually far superior to sonic, knuckles too.......and all of the chaotix lol

[Scarredgraymouse]

@darkcylander um, knuckles punches walls which tails can't get through and never tires of wall-climbing, so I'd say they're pretty equal.

[darkcylander]

@Scarredgraymouse I meant it like "all those characters are superior to sonic", not tails is superior to all of them.

[Scarredgraymouse]

@darkcylander oh...I should've read your comment more slowly before pounding out a response. sorry. xD

[darkcylander]

@Scarredgraymouse now that I look at it I can see where the confusion came from.

[tatertot64]

The background picture shows the Agent with Pac-Man. That explains where Pac-Man's career went...

[MrROBINKONG]

0:44

yes i sub

SO WHAT!?!

[MultiSonickiller]

whens the next sonic dorkly?

[teestatus77]

We gotta tease em to please em If ya catch my dick! :-D 

[katshuma]

Hedgeman

Hedgemaze

Hedgedog

Hedgehammer

[SA3Future]

Dr. Robotnik should meet with his agent!

[raphaelsauvagnactv]

I prefer Sonic's voice from Sonic for hire.

[micNhav]

But...but...Tails was my favorite.

[boyoftrick90]

his only client that went downhill.

[Cooljmon1]

Lol it just doesn't feel right if I don't hear the Sonic from "Sonic for Hire"

[sonixnight3500]

so it was his idea to make that stupid hedgehog game that jacked up sonic??!!!! BAMA!!!!

[MrAmaster102]

Audiences don't care about friendship? OBJECTION

MLP:FIM

[i21meerkat]

Just noticed the pic of the agent & pacman in the background.

[MrAvalerin]

That agent....IS AN IDIOT!!!!

[Lineofdefeat]

i luv Tails :(

[rrbrc12]

his agent...he's missing his right eye

[Dragzolia7X]

hes the guy that screwed sonic over

[mnibbi98]

tails is still out there so the security got evvee :0

[Chdonga]

What the FUCK is a Sonic?

[MrRandomness89]

@Chdonga what the FUCK is a chdonga. chdonga (fag)- a nine year old kid who watches videos he has no idea about. sentence: Hey did you see that fucking faggot chdonga?

[Chdonga]

@MrRandomness89 Watch Sonic Team intervention.

[falloutboy97100]

@Chdonga JonTron FTW

[TheSuperhalofreak]

@Chdonga Please read this, we can tell u are young & foolish but u can still have ur stupidity conditioned out. Go watch All Your History, AVGN, and classic game room to learn ur gaming roots in funnny ways. There is still hope for u; but if u ignore my advice and refuse to do any research on old school gaming,then you should cut off ur thumbs because you have no need for them if u are going disrespect gaming culture w/ ur ignorance. Next you should shov'em up ur ass as punishment. Goodnight.

[Chdonga]

@TheSuperhalofreak Go watch JonTron's Sonic Team Intervention. Just about every NormalBoots reviewer is funnier than the game reviewers you mentioned.

[TheSuperhalofreak]

@Chdonga I had a better word like "entertaining" but I didn't have the space. CGR and all your history are more educational than funny but interesting none the less. Plus, funny would get a theoretical dumbass to watch more likely. I have to decline watching that series seeing as you are a troll & anything you say must be seen as lies. AVGN is awesome sauce. I had a feeling that you were porbs just a troll but I couldn't risk a kid not knowing their gaming roots. That is all.

[Chdonga]

@TheSuperhalofreak You sound like another ten year old kid who calls anyone a troll who disagrees with him.

I'd watch AVGN but I won't because you are retarded.

Enjoy your Autism.

[TheSuperhalofreak]

@Chdonga Dude, you pretended not to know who sonic is. That kind of behavior is definately trolling. Based on your behavior thus far, trusting you and watching the series you suggested would be a grievous mistake. If you earned any trust then I might watch what you suggested. But you instead insulted me and continued digging your grave. I'm also not 10. I'm a hs senior who should worry more about college than wasting my time here. Also, I have an IQ well over 140 and sat score over 2050.

[Chdonga]

@TheSuperhalofreak TL;DR

I was making a reference to JonTron's Sonic Team Intervention.

You've only made yourself look like an idiot by writing these short paragraphs on why I'm a troll.

But If I was trolling you, then I was very successful in my endeavor.

[TheSuperhalofreak]

@Chdonga LOL u 2 dumb 2 read a paragraph. Sorry, I will make my comments shorter. Acting like an asshole = being a troll.

[Chdonga]

@TheSuperhalofreak Glad you admitted to not knowing what you are talking about.

Maybe when you're my age you'll develop the sense God gave a chicken.

[TheSuperhalofreak]

@Chdonga How old are you? I can't believe you don't understand 3 sentences. I only responded in the first place to help a kid that I thought was a byproduct of the COD generation of gamers. You're the one who started acting like a dick.

[Chdonga]

@TheSuperhalofreak I have no idea what you're talking about now. And I'm sure you don't either and you're just responding to get the last word.

Do me a favor and stop, that way we won't get reported for spam or blocked from commenting on Dorkly's stuff.

[TheSuperhalofreak]

@Chdonga Apology accepted, douchebag.

[Chdonga]

@TheSuperhalofreak You really don't want this to end, do you?

I guess it's too late to assume you're just trolling the whole time.

[TheSuperhalofreak]

@Chdonga I didn't get angry and directly insult you until the last few comments. You are really pissing me off because of the name calling.

[Chdonga]

@TheSuperhalofreak I'm not name calling. At all. You're just responding to get the last word out. Which is a futile attempt when arguing with me.

This argument is at a stalemate. I had to reread the comments to remember what we were arguing about. And even still, I don't know what we're arguing about.

Just swallow your pride and stop responding.

[TheSuperhalofreak]

@Chdonga Sure, I'll stop... after you apologize for acting like dick.

[MeloaEpiphany]

@TheSuperhalofreak -- Could you define the "COD" generation of gamers, please? I've never heard of that kind before, & I'm genuinely curious. :-)

[TheSuperhalofreak]

@MeloaEpiphany Sure, you see due to the oversaturation of Call of Duty on the internet, media and in schools, younger kids are playing Call of Duty despite the mature rating and are so absorbed that they don't care about any other games. This kind of kids will rip on any older games based on graphics despite CoD not being the graphical powerhouse of the current game line up. In other words, CoD has turned little kids' brains to smush. My opinion is give me a copy of Contra over CoD any day,

[MeloaEpiphany]

@TheSuperhalofreak -- Got it. Thanks.

Well, no wonder I hadn't heard of a "CoD" generation -- I don't even *play* Call of Duty! I'm just a jack-of-all-trades with heavy leanings toward Street Fighter, WWE, Marvel vs. Capcom, & the old-school games anyway. :-)

[TheSuperhalofreak]

@MeloaEpiphany I actually do like Call of Duty but I believe it is over hyped. That's why I play Super Mario Bros., Castlevania, Contra, and Street Fighter 2. Ya' know the classics. Oh also Ninja Gaiden! :)

[i21meerkat]

"Hey security, we got a two-tailed fox up here, just made a mess on the rug" ouch.

[reacher12345]

"in fourteen years, i see you as a werewolf" XD its true.

[SomeRandomGuy164]

"If you catch my dick." wait what?!

[CyberTurkey123]

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 as my ad.

*facepalm*

[FineTrobledPrince]

I feel that knuckle pose is a taylor mason romeo reference

[TheDestroyerComics]

sonic for hire tails

[LotsaSpaghetti84]

The Closed Captions suck.

[mutalord]

i wanna kill this guy

[larryinc64]

There was a Sonic and Tails in Japan on Gamegear, renamed to something else for America though, forgot what.

[LotsaSpaghetti84]

@larryinc64 Sonic Chaos

[Efri3nd]

Sonic sounds weird once you get used to the Sonic for Hire voice .

[AwesomeGSO]

'' I see you as a werewolf '' sonic unleashed and there is a game called Sonic & Knuckles created after Sonic the Hedgehog 3

kkkkkkkkkkk realy cool

[shatta54321]

lol i stared at the window expecting to see tails being tossed out in the background

[Chickenator115]

@shatta54321 hah 69 thumbs up

[LucarioMaster25]

So THAT'S what happened to the franchise....tragic.

[sonic80474]

sonic is right they should of made sonic the hedgehog 4 say mega cd or sega saturn not now with morden sonic not saying sonic 4 sucks just saying he looks two morden thats all

[cannotbebothered100]

I used to tell schoolmates in arguments 2001 that Super Mario Bros. was better than Sonic the Hedgehog, now I feel bad for putting them down because SEGA has royally muffed up Sonic no end. It's almost bullying to have advocated Mario against Sonic given how far the latter has fallen. SEGA used to be an arcade and console powerhouse, even if Sonic Team never made anything genuinely good post-Saturn, and now their internal devs are just awful. Look at the new Monkey Ball games, eurgh!

[Th3SmartAlec]

...Sonic has been personally violated by Sega over and over again...and they know what the problem is too.

[Chocolatewitchbunny]

This doesn't really explain why Tails was in all of Sonic's other games.

[Kai64Super]

sonic 4 ?

[thesmashmaster]

You must probably hate me, but I liked the werewolf levels.

[TazMan1096]

Why can't I see this on my iPod touch

[Thedrizzle404]

whats up with all these annoying "uploaded by someone who isn't Dorkly" vids in the suggestion box?

[camiam1000]

and this is why classic knuckles should of been in sonic generations

[FF98Productions]

I'm looking at the boxes for Sonic 3 and Sonic & Knuckles right now :)

[farossirock]

Dorkly's Sonic and Tails are the best!

[Shishinohono]

knux show'm whatchu got,

*foot*

see!?!?

[srocketdude]

Sonic & Knuckles was the second half to sonic3.

Sense sega was on a deadline they split it in half, and thats why we have sonic 3 & Knuckles

[ZBlayde]

I'm glad Sonic changed his agent after Unleashed.

[RandomBS88]

Nice.

[Ryadriz]

This guy should really appear more often, the agent is AWESOME!

[DaBigmac824]

This motherfucker got fired after the Werewolf thing

[StuUngar]

@DaBigmac824 No way, considering the werewolf thing actually happened and then sonic went through an adventure in a theme park, I think he's still using the same agent.

[BobRoss233]

Agents are dicks. They're suppose to work for the actor, not be the overlord.

[KierTanaka]

I have to admit I was thinkin' most of what this agent was saying! Things like, "Tails not having much attitude" "Unlikely allies" "Not caring about friendship"! He lost me at the werewolf part though; I know they already went ahead with it, but that still sounds like a bad idea! You can actually tell where they tried to give Tails more attitude in more recent games and this clip should've made more time to predict Sonic Adventure, Sonic 2006 remake, and Mario & Sonic Olympic Event!

[TheLuigiadrian]

Kids hates AGENTS BECAUSE THEY OVERLOAD YOU WITH USELESS STUFF!!!

[saphirecat7]

i wanna see kirby's agent

[TheChaosWaffle]

@saphirecat7 Actually, it won't be that funny, because kirby didn't change much from the nes games to this day. But I still want to see it, and i'm sure dorkly bits would make it awsome

[TOK150]

@saphirecat7 he´s dead

[BenXProductions]

or was it?

[BenXProductions]

and that was how sonic unleashed was made my friends

[opp2334]

Knuckles can teach attitude to kids? Shadow got more attitude than he does!

[Reshiram131]

Dorkly, did you do the voice for Tails for Sonic for Hire (by Machinama) as well?

[ZonicGuyZX]

HE IS PYSHIC! BUT TAILS STURK BACK! AND HE WAS IN OTHA GAMES!

[TapioFamily]

im 11 and i dont like additude

[sonicfanbuster98]

now i know how s&k and sonic unleashed came

[GlitcherDitcher]

@ClooneyThunder who the hell are you drunk man ¬_¬

[LILMANDYGRL]

i just love how sonic doesn't want to replace tails but lets him drown in water a whole other day

[jasonjonesaz]

how are you doing this? sonic and knuckles is a contiuation of sonic 3.And also in japan sonic chaos is called sonic & tails.

[GlitcherDitcher]

U Mother Fu--er DiscussA! I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU TILL THE END OF TIME, WE SHALL FIRE THE NEW CHARATERS AND JUST HAVE TWO PEOPLE THEN, SONIC AND THAT GREAT FOX THAT HAS MORE FANS THEN KNUCKLES!

[ClooneyThunder]

@GlitcherDitcher why the fuck are you mad?

[jdbanksentertainment]

SUP



[WickedRob1]

Fuck Bronies theyre just a both of trolls

[shadouge10]

Sup? LOL

[GibbyFatBoy]

you know sonic isn't from sonic for hire but tails is

[TVEddo]

"The audience doesn't care about friendship"

That's what hasbro said.

[narutosponge]

then comes shadow

[PrairieRockz]

It's funny cuz that game was the worst Sonic game upon creation.

[6000NoobTube]

@PrairieRockz '06?

[PrairieRockz]

@6000NoobTube What? I'm talking about Sonic Unleashed.

[6000NoobTube]

@PrairieRockz Let's see, Unleashed was crap 'cuz of crap plot and crap bosses, '06 was riddled with bad glitches, bad plot, and bad game play. Ask any Sonic fan. Even one who LOVES Modern Sonic will tell you it was bad.

[PrairieRockz]

@6000NoobTube Ooooh, yeah sorry. I didn't get what you meant by when you said '06 XD

Hurp Derp D:

[TheUnknownone17]

Isn't Tails voice the same with Sonic for Hire?

[yayathebrave823]

But...Sonic  4 is real!!

[ELEMONTZ]

hedgedog, lol

[jerrylemons63]

like all good video games from back then, the commpanies always have to make merchindise, tv shows, sequels and prequels, give other charecters there own spin off game, i mean why dont they just stick to a few games of one theme?

[solosoloblackdude]

If I remember, tails was still in Sonic and Knuckles but only as an add on from the previous game.

[MrNodyarg]

yay new one!

[kevin11rules]

SUPP

[619Shippo]

0:13 "if you catch my dick?"

[Kurostyle21]

@619Shippo You gotta tease them to please them

[The343Player]

Sonic must have ditched the agent around Sonic Colors/Generations.

[SpongebobMusicUnited]

@The343Player No he unfortunatley still has one :(

[shane44567]

Mmmm he was wrong. He should see him as a werehog.

[Tonian205X]

I always crack up at the last line^^

[Rafaelzation]

''sonic 4'' DREAM

[G00lden]

"I see you as a wereworlf" !!! that guy is "the Jerk"

[mattsmint]

@G00lden you mean like in that sonic game where sonic is a werewolf?

[MeltedSherbert]

@G00lden you mean dan?

[runinshadows5]

dorkly rips on sonic all the time

[thaGkillah]

How the fuck did you guys get your Youtube-Channel back?

[DickHead69able]

i dont get it

[acemonkieexp]

Sonic was honestly useless in Sonic 2. I always preferred Tails over Sonic just because he could fly.

[Soniman032]

@acemonkieexp

What the hell are you talking about? Tails can't fly in Sonic 2 either

[Razeluxe01]

@Soniman032 .....yeah he can.

[flatulatingmarmoset]

That was so mean! HAhahaha!!!!

[URUnahuel]

thats the same tails that sonc for hire

[sn0oop1]

GRAAAEEEET



[raulmarcosviana]

¿sonic and tails? :)

yeaaaaaahhhh maybe

[chemax79]

There is an arrow in the knee top comment?

[GoldenCrusader93]

more agent vids pls!

[donatboy]

I used to run fast too, but than i took an arrow to the knee

[sherman1ai]

Hahahaha stupid agents.

[orangeapples]

But Tails is friggen immortal!

[tjl1297]

"the audience doesn't like friendship"

go tell bronies that.

[thegodofs]

@tjl1297 we bronies only like friendship with magic and ponies and shtuff...

LET THE PONY WAR BEGAIN! >:3

[crisphate95]

@tjl1297 WHY IS MY LITTLE PONY EVERYWHERE I GO?!

[tjl1297]

@crisphate95 because the internet is controlled by bronies

DONT SPEAK BAD OF PONIES

we'll go to the dungeon for being heretics

[roleplayingnoob]

@tjl1297 Friendship is for the weak (scientifically proven)

[tjl1297]

@roleplayingnoob friendship forms bonds with people. In some cases, strong enough to where you can depend on said individuals as allies. And allies,no matter what the issue is. is helpful.

[modelgram241]

i like friendship,then i toke a arrow to the nee.thumbs up if you get the joke :P 

[lemonystuff]

@modelgram241 I get it. But it's an awful joke.

[modelgram241]

@lemonystuff i know.btw epic icon

[nanoco1000]

I like the guy who voices sonic in sonic for hire better :/

[CatSqrrlGrrl]

Sonic, the Hedgewolf. Sonic the Werehog. Oh the possibilities.

[GoldenCrusader93]

lol

the manager is a dick xD

[Kapfilms]

he's not a manager, he's an agent

[WebVManReturns]

So true. So true.

[EliteVenomz]

Is this re-uploaded or something?^^