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  • what film is this taken from? the firm?

  • If Tom cruise is Gay does anybody Really care. Leave teh Man Alone.

    My family hade a super good looking Uncle back in the 1920s that looked like a Real Duran Duran Super Handsome type that was Sweet as Pie and helped everybody around him. We heard things thru the Grapevine years and years later. Whatever Tom Cruise is, he is a Man and a Private Citizen. So everybody should mind their Business and Leave him alone.

    Whatever he is and whoever he is he minds his Business, so everyone mind theirs

  • The better looking a man is the more curious people are about his sexuality. Why??? They're want some. It's that simple. How many people are making a big issue of Queen LaTifay???

  • I hate people that don't admit how they are because i class them as a coward! Us gays have to do it so can he! He is fit tho back in 1986!

  • @gayproud1 you mean '' who'' not ''how'' and who cares if he's gay or not that's he's business not your's or the world.

  • I know for a fact that he actually is gay. I'm in a film class where we had a famous screenplay doctor come in to guest speak and he dished about all the celebrities he knew and worked with. Not only does he personally know one of Tom Cruise's lovers, apparently it's common knowledge in Hollywood that Tom has his personal chopper take him to the roofs of hotels to meet his various lovers - so he won't have to be seen checking in at the front desk. LOL!

  • TOM CRUISE IS THE BEST AT GAY PARODY! COME ON, HIS WAS A SCOTT MILLER (JBB) JOKE (AND PROBABLY A BET).

  • from what movie were the scenes from the hotel and from the car? thanx

  • why did people start saying he was gay?

  • @yousurfer2 I think it had something to do with him having sex with men.

  • you such a ..........

  • the bikes at MI2 lmao i forgot about how ridiculous that scene was

  • TC sucks sausage and swallows, in big time with Scientology who know all his secrets the gaylord!!

  • Elton John had a wife...

    Peter Allen had a wife...

    Tom Cruise has a wife

    I'm sensing a pattern here. Lol

  • Has got a Gay GRIN ; it's all down to the teeth and smile, i think

  • @kenfig even I used to think so..and in most cases it is obvious,but MANY of them have a sober smile and you can't absolutely make out unless someone plants it in you're head that they're gay. Personally,I believe you shouldn't run behing a person calling him gay-it just falters them and makes them uncomfortable.It's not always black and white in these matters.It never has been.

  • 1:40 jack black?!

  • On Southpark, they kept portraying Tom Cruise as being a fudge packer. That is completely false. Tom has never packed fudge in his life. He is wealthy enough to pay other guys to pack his fudge. I've bet he even gets guys who will pack his fudge for free.

  • yeah, nice crotch shot on the spoof actor... woo00ooo0000ooo >///<

  • Hahahahaha!! Comments here are HILARIOUS!!!! Good job everyone!

  • The spoof actor is also pretty hot. Well done :)

  • Dude this is some funny as s S hit!

  • As straight as John Travolta :-)

  • AND HE LOVES LITTLE BOYS!!

  • TOM IS A FAGET! HA HA ! LOOSERS!!

  • Tom is as straight as a meander.

  • toms as straight as a flexible ruler

  • lol id fuck with him

  • cool

  • Tom is a

    Fudge pack

    Sausage smoker

    playes the SKIN FLUTE

  • So you think, Tom was divorce by his wife,(Nicole Kidman) just like John Stamos from Rebecca for suspicions of being gay ......

  • So you think, Tom was divorce by his wife,(Nicole Kidman) just like John Stamos from Rebecca for suspicions of being gay ......

  • LOL

  • This is a guy willing to admit to being a Scientologist - i.e. to believing that all the earth's problems are due to alien Galactic Overlord called Xenu.

    .

    But he's not willing to admit to being gay?

    .

    LOL

  • LOL this was great

  • watch out

    he'll sue you

    seriously he'll do it

  • once he has gotten himself rid of thetans, he will gleefully engage in heavy gay sex. don't doubt it.

  • everyone that wrote Tom Cruise is gay is ignorant your all dumb as shit i mean for god sake he has a freakin wife

  • @no1livez4evr - and that is ALL the proof we need, right? this is the same point like with the christian thing in the US... christians CAN'T be war mongerers, right? i mean, come on, if god WANTS to go to iraq to suppress all freedom there, so be it! WE are the good guys... right? and if a guy is married he CAN'T be gay! ever heard of a "fake marriage"? ask ms kidman, oh, sorry, she can't talk, scientology sues her if she does....

  • @upperception and what proof do you have that Tom's marriage is a fake? The TABLOIDS????

  • @no1livez4evr - First of all let's start with my opinion to the bigger picture: i don't care if Tom's marriage is a fake or not... all I know (having studied media and public relations) is that the easiest way to hide something in public is to pretend to do EXACTLY the opposite. if you want to not be recognized as antisemetic -> make a super christian movie (mel gibson), the list goes on and on and on... i respect your opinion, just not its fundaments! having a wife doesn't prove you're straight

  • @no1livez4evr - sorry sorry, i forgot to mention that i'm from europe! being gay around is no big deal... maybe that's a reason why we treat this topic from different angles! try to see it from my point of view, if anyone comes out of the closet in europe people just go "so what.....?" - so if someone tries to hide it we'd even go "come ooooon, what's the big deal?"! sorry for not have taken your side of the angle into account! my bad!

  • @no1livez4evr So, he has a freakin wife! Yeah? So what does that make him? Straight? LOL

  • @ytrogergt uh....yeah sorta??

  • @no1livez4evr So if every gay marries, then he's not gay, right? LOL

  • this is fantastic

  • No one hates you Tom. Far from it. Play your cards right and and the Pope might screw you.

  • tom cruise is a nice guy.many are envy on him because hes very successful.and some people make fun of celebrities like him sometimes.but this really funny.

  • HILARIOUS!!

  • that was really well done

    funny too

  • He's gonna send his BFF's John Travolta and Kirstie Alley to kick your ass. XD

    Oh.... and a lawsuit of course, I mean seriously who would sue someone for calling him gay - isn't that like all the more reasons to expect him to be...... never mind - just realized I don't care ('cause he's a loon).

  • I am reading a lot of "Who cares if Tom Cruise is gay?". Obviously A LOT of people, judging by the 571 comments on this video to date. If you really don't care about Tom's sexuality, and you are reading this, then why did you even click on this video in the first place?

  • Toms straight as an arrow. An arrow thats pointing at another guys butt.

  • @drsta84

    ahahahahahhahahahaahahahah

  • The arrow points to his butt!

  • i like tom cruise. i think he's a great actor.

  • people should live their own lives rather or not they are any sexual pref and move on this is 2009 were its common. but they feel happy with THEIR life thats only one,as we all have ou disapproval besides that of what we do.

  • what has that got to do with.. anything?

  • very well put togeather i hope to see more 5stars

  • I just love to see Tom Cruise admit he's gay--at least scientology would disown him because of his sexuality!!!!

  • but hes a closet gay. even gay people hate closet gays dont they? cowardly rat... scientology pfft...

  • who cares if he is gay.

    LIKE ITS ILLEGAL _ OR BAD!

    lol. just watch this for comedy!

  • You guys who made this are awesome! Great video!

  • tom cruise IS GAY. i have inside news and proof from hollywood. email me if you wanna know.

  • Yes i wanna know TOM CRUISE IS GAY

  • retard

  • Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!

    LOL!!!

  • lol I don't get this, can somebody explain what the parody is about? He wasn't invited to the guy's party or something..

  • I think this is the first smart, home-made parody I've found on youtube, and one that was well-researched and made sense/wasn't absurd. Well-done! :)

  • you have been served see you in court

    hehe

  • Tom is a great actor and I like his films, but as a person, he's just plain weird.

  • I would take this video down if I were you, Mr. Big Scary Tom Cruise will sue anyone who implies that he is gay or that Xenu is not the Ruler of the Galactic Federation...

  • very good

  • Tom is a VERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY handsome guy!! He ages well! I loveeeeee him!

  • 1.28!!

  • Or is he?

  • he is. Def Karaoke Jam wrote "Surprise You're Gay" about Tommy Cruise.

  • OMFG so well done sourced and written

  • hahahaha

  • funny

  • this sh1t is hilarious

  • really well done...i mean REALLY WELL DONE!

    bravo!

  • well done! congrats!

  • what a fantastic present! and you guys are talented as well!

  • tom cruise is not gay people! he just wants to secretly have gay sex with men!

  • LOL

  • lol wut?

  • but it has remained a secret for all these years u guys dont have to believe this but only us real californian's knows the real out here...

  • Actually i'm sorry to say this but Tom Cruise really is bi-sexual just shortly after him and nicole kidman had divorced he was caught giving this rocker guy out here in california a blowjob after he got caught he paid off the media to not let it spill to the public then had his agent form a list of single hollywood bachlerette's whee he was then hooked up with katie homle's married her and a week later she announced she was pregnant then lil suri was born

  • outstanding!!!!!!

    when I wasn't laughing I was holding

    my breath waiting for the next scene.

  • this is hilarious! what an awesome well made gift for your buddy!

  • WOW..... amazing concept, editing, music. Your friend is very lucky to have a friend like you!

    Nice job. Thanks for sharing.

  • Tom Cruise - "There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance"

    That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my entire life!!!!!!

    I hope that arrogant prick dies a slow, painful, lonely death =)

  • Worse. He'll die in the closet.

  • First guy looks like Hugh Jackman.

  • Hilarious!

    I assume the guy in the final photo was your friend, Joel.

    BTW, Cruise probably is gay, but it doesn't matter, he's also impotent.

  • What an awesome birthday present!

  • Tom Cruise does not have any homosexual leanings. Nor does John Revolting.

    And Tommy Davis is NOT AT ALL GAY!!

  • what movies are these scenes from?

  • Its all from Eyes Wide Shut you fucking moron, what cave are you living in

  • Yea, sorry. Don't have a habit of watching gay naked men in films. So I guess the fagless-cave?

  • au contraire my friend, you should see the movie and check out the fucking tits on the masked hooker at the party.

  • @Voltechs touche

  • Tom should post this to his Manhunt profile!

  • the bikes in mi2

  • a very very good simualation of this very latent individual.

  • very well done lolol

  • Tom Cruise... is... IN the closet.

  • tom cruise isn't gay he just has homosexual feelings toward men which he has decided to repress in favor of a beard called katie holmes, but no he's not gay...

  • really funny

  • Lol

  • tom cruise is a gay man trapped in a $cientologist's body.

  • Hahaha....fucking classic! Awesome!!!

  • If only he were gay lol. Good vid!

  • lmao

    This is great!

  • ha ha ha funny

  • i would still sleep with his crazy ass

  • dude this video is funny

  • tom is f ing sweet.

  • good work...took his time i bet.

  • This is good, LOL. Loved seeing Tarantino, that was good. Good editing. I will pass this one on.

  • The point of my post is invalid. Please continue making stupid-ass grammatical errors on youtube to spite me. You have all won.

  • Towelboy: Do us all a favor and stop posting.

  • Hey towelboy, please learn how to spell... it's grammar, not "grammer"... idiot! Also the "J" in just should be a capital. Dickhead!

  • I made those mistakes on purpose! Ha ha! So the joke is on you Hefree1! (What the hell kind of name is that anyway? Please explain that one to us.) No, actually, hefree1 is right. (Oh crap! I forgot to capitalize his name!) I forgot to spell "grammar" correctly the second time I used the word, and I forgot to capitalize the letter "J" in "Just". Thusly, I am an idiot and a dickhead.

  • wow. what a nerd. get a life

  • Correct, you really are an idiot and a dickhead, why the hell do you even care about the grammars? Maybe your dad's a teacher and he rapes you when you spell wrong or something...

  • Or maybe you were abused as a child

    Only a sickfuck like you would come up with an analogy like that

  • Not everybody is a native English speaker (note the poster of this video is from Afghanistan). For a probably non-native speaker, his grammar is pretty darn good. But for those who are native speakers, I get annoyed as you do. We all make mistakes, but some people are just ignorant and/or lazy.

  • this is funny, good job.

  • tom is a fag

  • wow ,the scripting and editing is so good it is like watching a movie theater only you don't have to spend a cent !

  • Tom Cruiser IS gay but definitely NOT in a good way.

  • To get the true inside scoop on Sceintology type in "I choose Cruise" the results are shocking.

  • Finally, something that makes sense =)

  • its so good it actually almost looks real!! nice job!!!!!

  • LOL....

  • Dipshit.

  • I'm not a fan of Tom, but even with that fact it still wasn't all that funny...kinda dragged on a little slow...

  • Contrary to popular belief, Tom Cruise is in fact a flaming homosexual.

  • ha ha. Well done. You should work with Def Karaoke Jam on their next video!

  • bravo! that was brilliant. You did a great job editing the audio into the video scenes with Tom on the bed. Looked and sounded very authentic!

  • lmao u r a master editor u should be working in hollywood...

  • that was really well put together. Good work

  • omfg....this is soooo funny.....favorit-ed

  • Where was that interview footage from?

  • Why is there a hebrew poster behind you? it says New York Stories

  • LOL. THis was pretty good.

  • this is hilarious!!! well edited...

  • this is hillarious!!! well edited...

  • I believe that was the first cut of EWS, but then they changed it after Kubrick died. ;-)

  • haha wow... wish i was joel to have friends like u, what a good parody :)

  • Tom Cruise is so gay.

  • tom cruise is a nice guy.many people like him.its hard to judge him that his not nice like other hollywood stars.he seem a very nice guy.

  • What, are you on crack? Tom Cruise is extremely arrogant and judgemental of almost anything outside of scientology. Have you seen him in interviews? Of course there's a slim chance that he's much nicer in real life, but in interviews he comes across as a misinformed and very offensive piece of pig shit.

  • fact is: he's got the looks, he's a brilliant actor but he's desperately trying to be so cool and what annoys me the most about it is that it's so obvious and fake that even a blind can see right through it. how can he be so cool on screen and so fake in private???? maybe he's schizophrenic ;-)

  • Youtube is freezing the view count of all anti-scientology vids, as well as preventing them from being on the front page. Anon must make note of this during the 3/15 raid. Spread this to the rest of youtube and the chans.

  • lol! perfect editing! 5/5

  • this is so funny!

  • Who's the guy who impersonated Tom? He did such a bucking Frilliant job he should be getting top billing all over the place.

  • what r u blind??? this IS tom cruise. they obviously took tom's scenes from a movie/movies and then just edited in the other guy. god...

  • Well, sarcasm is obviously wasted on you.

  • obviously!!!

  • hilarious...

  • Very funny.

  • wow. where did you get this footage of Tom in bed with another man? This should be front page of Star magazine.

  • thats the point. its edited so well it looks like he is. if you pay attention they are never in the camera at the same time

  • daa, ofcourse they're not..

  • ha. that was awesome editing! not bad at all!

  • the bikes in MI2!! lol.

  • 1:01-1:07 what is that poster doing there

  • Well done.