Bainiac Science Abuse - World's Chewiest Food

[doomknightsepulchure]

A better test would be to devise a scale of behavior that directly varies with an object's chewiness.

[gtmsnba13]

beef jerky ftw! america fuck yeah!

[Orchydork6]

Beff jerky guy was lucky I wish I could have that much jerky but at seven bucks a bag no thanks

[PsiStarstormOmega982]

Nougat is safe to eat but soft apple rings are very soft

[anonimen31]

erm......... they looked like they were in quite a rush to finish they're food.... :?

[shcnoozlebop]

omg good fucking luck toffee lol

[TheGeorginaVlogs]

erm. Probably Calamari. xD

[lowproductions92]

a pound of beef jerky : $50

a camera: $170

all for science? priceless

[kakashi901]

i would pwn that jerky xD

[Glibzer]

Molchi or whatever the spelling and nougat is good

[SpamExtraSpamandSpam]

I'm getting hungry just watching this episode...

[Shift4chizzle]

lol i always finish calamari in two bites

[GameAaron]

1:09 jerk XD

[NubPro96]

they havent tried Abalone before :S

[MegaVikingsrule]

omg it aches my jAW AHHHHHHHHHH

[locksmith898]

my god. i am american and that much beef jerky. THATS TOO MUCH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UMEKOX3]

This doesn't really test whether it is chewy or not though.

[s694019001]

but beef jerky is canadian!

[astrangeone]

lol. I feel sorry for the guy who ate beef jerky! His bowels must feel like bricks the next day!

[Levenet1996]

how about the chicken you get in local chippers ? boy they are chewy

[scmaster53]

I would say this is actually semi accurate. Nougat would be the fastest because duh it disolves a ton faster than say... beef jerky.

[OnyxFyreTheMad]

they never research it enough. they just give people plates of food.

they need to have the same exact weight of each food, people with the same chewing speeds, and like 5 people for each food.

[Damian1Skates]

@OnyxFyreTheMad don't forget the size of their mouth

[guitarman622321]

if ur such a brainiac, then how come u spelt brainiac wrong in the title?!

[damn0896]

does anyone notice its bainiac science abuse? i thought its brainiac

[runescapegeeksrule1]

jerkys not chewy!

[TheMWGriffin]

I feel like if you ate that much beef jerky you would totally OD on it.

[watthehe]

i wish i was d toffee guy

[lwiss06]

Chewing Gum are the world's chewiest food.. :D

[meerkater]

@lwiss06 Gum is gum, not food!

[LittlemanEX]

mmmmmmmmm, Tofee Toffee!!!!!

[XSteelTaco]

I wish I were the beef jerky guy haha. Love that stuff.

[megafranker]

I'd be the nougat guy

[SpamExtraSpamandSpam]

At the start, he said which is Britain's chewiest food, and a few seconds later he said "5 of the WORLD'S"..

Lol?

[megafranker]

Zigackly!!!

[tinkerandchippy]

unfortunately, this is not scientifically relevant because people have naturally different eating speeds, also, some of them may have disliked the foods and not eaten it as fast. funny to watch tho =D

[icedude0077]

@tinkerandchippy Yea I was thinking the same thing. I guess thats not the point of the show though haha. its just to be enjoyed.

[genericusername337]

that stuff looks disgusting. i bet these people are paid A LOT.

[Foofighter0007]

no, for science! lol

[xmadnessmanx]

you're supposed to eat like... 1 small mochi thing thing at a time. the mochi you buy in japan comes in really small portions.

[100flobby]

poor quality steak - takes me a good 2 minutes of chewing to down a piece.

[Steebeh]

I could do with some nougat right now.

[carlosronaldorivaldo]

the french cake and the Japanese rice cake looks gd

[astrangeone]

Ooooooo....beef jerky.

I feel sorry for the brainaics who participated - constipation, anyone?

[justin1234go]

i love jerky

[pr4t1kg]

buble gun

[darrenc349]

bubble gum is not edible

lol,but i would like to see a braniac eating it

[tinkerandchippy]

oh, i better stop eating it then =S

[MegaMozartfan]

JERKY!!!!! yum.

[rabbitsib]

brainiac not the most scientific show just like mythbusters but these shows have on thing in common entertainment over science.

[sugarychocobot]

i want nougat now =/...lol

[super1commenter]

abalone

[davidcaishen]

lol toffee is nt even chewy toffee is so hard tat it takes min to chew it

[Deluxeta]

Carambar is fucken' horrible to chew :\.

[XDrakopowerX]

dough balls?

[Hellschaoticdiablo]

Before anyone else says "what about chewing gum"

It's not food people the title is worlds chewiest FOOD

[pr4t1kg]

woops thx my mistake

[ADVERTlSEMENT]

@Hellschaoticdiablo if it isn't a food, what is it?

[Hellschaoticdiablo]

@ADVERTlSEMENT

Food is any substance that can be metabolized by an animal (or person of course) to give it energy and build tissue

Gum Does not ^^

[ADVERTlSEMENT]

@Hellschaoticdiablo Then explain why gum have calories.

[Hellschaoticdiablo]

@ADVERTlSEMENT

Sugar my friend.

The gum itself is made with sugar and it's the sugar that 'gives off' so to speak the calories because that's what your body takes in, good enough explanation or are you still going to try and catch me in a mistake of my theory from god knows how long ago

[ADVERTlSEMENT]

@Hellschaoticdiablo Most gums have aspartame in place of sugar

[Hellschaoticdiablo]

@ADVERTlSEMENT Well again same idea, in place of sugar, aspartame its self does not contain any calories. although our bodies when they metabolize aspartame they break it down into chemicals which have caloric value

[ADVERTlSEMENT]

@Hellschaoticdiablo Im pretty sure aspartame doesn't have calories. Plus, we don't have to respond each other anymore because we are just catching each other on technicalities and its kinda a waste of time.

[Hellschaoticdiablo]

@ADVERTlSEMENT The internet is a place to waste time my dear friend

As i said before the chemicals our bodies break FROM the aspartame into have calories

[islandfireballkill]

@Hellschaoticdiablo edibal chewing gum the type you eat

[Damian1Skates]

@Hellschaoticdiablo dude it ain't possible to digest chewing gum

[maxiemo2]

@Hellschaoticdiablo nougat is a food?

[antlova101]

UHHH CHEWING GUM

lol

[Orinana]

hey raspberry, why don't you eat two

[animan13]

omg i could never eat that much jerky...

I would try though.

[cvbnm478]

if the calamiry or w/e if cooked rite its tender

[happycanada]

gum?

[fourarms574]

ppl theres no winner because different ppl one brainac could be faster eat than the other if you put the same person then it be fair test. stick that one in your pipe and smoke it lol

[loler4eva]

agree.

this show doesn't ever have a fair test. and sometimes they dont even hav e a controlled variable

[bestSVMS]

that was kinda disgusting

what about gum

[GoRabbids]

go eat shit u piece of lard the end

[Pieishman]

O COME ON JERKEY SHOULD HAVE WON! There are so many variables they didnt count out!

[iTzIHaRRiSI]

there are still so many variables that they didn't take out. What if one of the men chews slower than another?

[danniiemars]

A lot of the experiments are like this. The other variables are ignored but the experiments are still FUN! WOOHOO