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  • @ClareLovesDoggies95 How can you be offside in your own half dumb fuck

  • Who screams in this video? WTF?

  • you never had misses like that? maybe because you don't play soccer often .... ;-)

  • Id cut my balls off

  • He didnt even have to kick it he could of shielded it

  • Shit?

  • That's embarrassing if I did that in a game I wouldn't play soccer again haha by the way he was way offsides :) just saying but this is hilarious!

  • DUDE THE RAVENS COULD USE THIS GUY FOR FIELD GOALS, LOOK AT THE POWER ABD ACCURACY... that's a good kick just on the sport

  • How could he miss that

  • I'll kill myself if I missed a goal like that!

  • Biggest dickhead i ever seen

  • /watch?v=0ktJfqDJ3fM

    for another funny soccer (football) video

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  • He could have just walked it in

  • yo se por que se lo perdio....primero si se fijan el jugador se ase un auto pase luego queda solo enfrente al arco pero el jugador no se percata de que el portero se queda ...para explicarlo vien,el jugador cree que el arquero va tras la pelota por la espalda del mismo y al escuchar el grito de la gente este se pone nervioso creyendo que el arquero se la arrebatara ...osea le isierron un grito en falso para ponerlo nervioso ....pero es q es muy AWEONAO en too caso pero da igual .. XD

  • ha ha lololololol ha ha ha ha haaa hha hhhh muahhhh ah ah.... ha ha, tee hee.... LMAO....AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!­!! lololol haahaahhhamuuahhha tee he ha ha ha ha...

  • thats embarresing

  • he tried 2 show of

  • stupid

  • how the fuck could you miss that? he didnt need to kick it so hard

  • offsides:D

  • i would just run home and never come out again if i was him

  • he learnt from Torres

  • Roflcopter

  • This guy and Torres would make a deadly attacking partnership

  • Torres owned this guy yesterday :]

  • Lol. Good trick on goalkeeper but HORRIBLE shot.

  • 0:16 - 0:17 EPIC Laugh :))

  • If I saw this in real life I would cut this guy's balls off D:<

  • sighn him up for man u

  • I like it when he kicks it!

  • it bobbled anybody can miss that

  • Please tell me this video is fake.

  • Lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MrTovson U.S.A.!  We're number one in everything that matters!

  • @mattisawesome77 In everything that matters to YOU, I may add. Oh, and your opinion does not matter to ANYBODY here ;)

  • @idahue2007 Doesn't matter, U.S.A. is better than you.

  • @mattisawesome77 What does that even mean? I am USA. And you, I may add, are not making any sense. Yeah, my country is better than me, right ....

  • U fuqkin azz how u mixz dat rofl

  • Thumbs up(:

  • i like the one who laughed AAHAHA!

  • Once was enough.

  • HOW DO YOU MISS THAT!

  • abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwsyz

  • I would quit for the rest of my life!?!?!? :(

  • Thats embarrasing

  • wrong football buddy

  • makaka 0:08 (only greeks will understand my comment)

  • what a fail

  • Decko je prevazisao Marka Pantelica !!!!

  • Lmfao

  • FIFA commentator: " It's the day he'll never forget "!! :D

  • If something like this happens to me I would kill myself

  • @schelottomatias You are a coward who cannot take any downfalls in your life.

  • This is fake

  • he will be next Marko Pantelic !!!!

  • LMFAO!

  • That's Cristiano Ronaldo over there boys ...

  • No exageration when i say EPIC FAIL!!!

  • Tooo much pover! :D

  • ahehaheahehaheh o kurwysyn jeden chyba go zajebali w szatni i przerobili na kebab

  • co za asy

  • Haha the video was "meh" but the dude laughing in the background made it +1

  • makaka

  • Must say I love the tags

  • They probably killed him after the game

  • I cringed.

  • This made my day lmfao

  • Love the guy in the backround laughing

    Ahh hahahaa

  • How exactly does one miss the goal at tat distance? The worst I could do at that distance was hit the upper bar.

  • did he die??

  • hahahah how the hell did he make it? XD

  • He should quit playing soccer and play baseball. He hit home run instead of scoring a goal. :-)

  • FIELD GOAL !

    oh wait, wrong sport. Shit.

  • Hay tan pendejo!

  • face palm

  • cum dracu poti sa sutezi gresit de la distanta aia??

  • this nigga...

  • miał 3 sety, zadnej nie wykorzystał.

  • oooo Rasiak;) !

  • Najlepszy jest ten śmiech później :)

  • co za asy

  • Ale to kurwa zjebał...

  • Daj kamienia !!!!!!!!!!!

  • Trenerze podskoczyła :)

  • Zapraszamy do reprezentacji polski.

  • Any fucking day

  • Ma jeb*ny Polskie korzenie, na 100% !!

  • chciałbym tak umiec , tak po brazylijsku

  • Hahahah Cretin

  • chlop celowal w malpe na drzewie:)

  • Chyba prędzej chciał pobić rekord Ronnego Hebersona w najsilniejszym strzale w historii xd

  • boruc bylby tutaj najbardziej odpowiednim strzelcem w tej sytuacji nie trafiajac w pilke

  • @Ozyrys93 jakby nie trafił to piłka by się wtoczyła do bramki sama

  • Obawiam się, że autor filmu nie widział spotkania ekstraklasy. :)

  • Stefan łap piłkę! Kurwa Stefan, miałeś na murku siedzieć, a nie na trybunach!

  • KONGRES NOWEJ PRAWICY !

  • pomylił piłkę nożną z football'em amerykańskim

  • on chciał pierdolnąć w poprzeczke zeby potem piłka uderzyła w prawy słupek a następnie z znów w poprzeczkę, a potem w lewy słupek a potem, żeby uderzyła bramkarza w lewe udo,(...) następnie aby uderzyła w horągiewkę, no i finalnie uderzyła w spojenie w wpadła do siatki,lecz..

    nie poszło =/

  • no co się czepiacie chciał się popisać

  • @artur1101997 Co się czepiacie chciał się popisać *

  • one is the certain, he never will do that again

  • 0:18 ten śmiech właściwie podsumował sytuację

  • Na pełnek kurwie... Ale jak on to zrobił ha ha;x 0:13 słychać strzały ;x ...

  • Powiem tak ;] wy się teraz smiejecie gośc widać ,że zły nie jest w piłke ladnie ojebal bramkarza a to ,że chcial zajebać i sie podniecić w środek bramki albo nad poprzeczką to czyste nieszczeście ;) zapewne też wielu z was grając na swoich orlikach nie lepiej gra-,- pozdro

  • To reprezentacja Pitcairn'u?

  • hahahahahaha

  • Polska i tak lepiej nakurwia.

  • ΣΤΟ 0:10 ΤΟ ΛΕΕΙ ΞΕΚΑΘΑΡΑ .....ΜΑΚΑΚΑ......

  • haha vitun amis!

  • @johnnysheehy Not really.. because he typed out a paragraph just to insult someone who was being sarcastic, so I am pretty sure he is not. But if he is really trying that hard to piss people off, then he can do it by all means :P

  • kto z WP ?

  • of Brazil? fuck no one should be North American

  • it's not the biggest ,but one of the biggest football fails ever.

  • Oh, I can't believe he missed that...

  • I love how the keeper dives with his hands even tho he's outside his area

  • omg how it possible ????

  • face palm :O

  • this team is an amateur non-professional people you can even see the stadium and lawn

  • muito ruim esse dai

  • @Eternalover78 im not trolling , its the truth :( and i can clearly see that u have manners of a "street raised" kid ! get a LIFE

  • Great first touch though!! ;)

  • how the hell do you miss that? open net just tap it in. i don't watch the sport so to me that looked like an easy goal.

  • @rp1dmc Hahaha okay but you called the most popular sport in the WORLD a "shit sport "??? Where have you been?

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  • @rp1dmc WOW you don't get the point. You MADE FUN OF A SPORT, you did not say you don't like it.... you said "what a shit sport". And that last comment was not even close to compare to what we are talking about, i know what your trying to say but that didn't mean anything because we are NOT talking about why the sport is popular. lol you should have made a different comparison.

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  • @rp1dmc Hahaha. Wow because thats all they really need to say. And its a proven fact so stop crying lol

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  • @rp1dmc Wait what??? "Poor man sport"??? Whats wrong with you man it sounds like you have never heard about football(soccer). What sport do you like? Please just answer that

  • Just how?

  • That's old.

  • Haha, the guy laughing at 19 seconds would be me lol :)

  • @I3ozinoski DON"T MAKE FUN OF MY EDUCATION. MY MOM WORKED 32 YEARS SO I COULD GO TO SCHOOL WITH YOUR KIND, YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME. BITCH.

  • @Str1cker I'm very sure that your mom is a very proud women because she have a son like you. Son one of a kind. Very smart, intelligent and very polite, and not to forget to mention your great ability in SPOTTING SARCASM.

  • @I3ozinoski MOMMA WORKED SO HARD FOR ME. YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME. NOW HOP OFF! THIS TRAIN RUNS STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR VAGINA? YEAH.

  • @Str1cker HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU ARE RETARDED

  • @I3ozinoski Wait.....why?

  • XA XA XA XA XA XA ....

  • hahaa... brilliant... im hungry.

  • Only in MLS.....oh, wait.

  • idk man. have you seen the qatar miss?

  • these arguments are ridiculous. american football is too complex and requires too many resources to be the broad game that football (soccer) is. but it also has about 10 minutes of real playing time, the rest is commercials and standing around, so god damned boring. football (soccer) is a popular/entertaining sport, but it's not a sport for men. the diving and lack of physicality make it somewhat of an embarrassment to watch.

  • i want more Europeans in America

  • best laugh 0:37

  • Haha Brazilian football gets worse and worse

  • @scarxaat Thats like third devision football. You dont have the right to say that they are 5 times world champions...

  • @scarxaat bad football that was five times world champion, and played all the world cups and your team?

  • HILARIOUS LAUGH AT 0:40!

  • my trainof thought:

    Crazy crowd! :)

    What a ball!

    OH JESUS HE IS FAST!

    Keeper just got owned!

    WTF?!? WHAT A IDIOT!

    haha! look at the keeper he is so happy! :)

  • ρε τον μαλακα χαχαχαχα

  • brutal!!!

    

  • @brainze18- peace ! :)

  • @Arnavpuri88 Hey, you're not all bad :) I'm sorry if you took offence to any of my comments :)

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  • @Visvikings101 very sad.....becasue American Football is a gays paradise...it sucks soo bad its in LOCKOUT....noone wants to sponsor that gay sport where grown men in pads wear tights like women.....wats even more stupid is that they enjoy holding and touching other men....LMFAO....now go play your star wars fucking geek....lol

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  • guys what ever its was so easy must be done

  • PAGAL CRAZY DRUNKED

  • That's why he remained as amateur for us to have a laugh!! 

  • gotta love the laughter after he misses "AAAHAHAHAhA"

  • i just bought him on UT . FML

  • @NemasiizHD Whats he called? Im gonna make a whole team just of him

  • @1234martinmac haha :P

  • WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

  • I thought by adding ':P' face that people wouldnt be offended. :/ I'm sorry

  • if he can get past the keeper like that surely he can score a simple finish.

  • i could do better after a good 20 beers

  • DAJ KAMIENIA!

  • Even my dog can do better than that..

    Thumbs up dog for president

  • he should have got on his knees an put it in with his head!

  • @brainze18- fuck you asshole!! Respect great players! every1 have their bad patches! he's a class player! form is temporary but class i permanent! so better think the next time before insulting a class player! you can just fart sitting at ur home and insulting others! get a life moron!