Body Melt - Shitcase Cinema review

[Ayyyndrew]

"You're not going anywhere in that truck!" - Well no shit, imbred guy! He's just driving in a fucking circle!!!

Wow this is shit. Australian movies REALLY aren't good and have weird humour in them.

[JMDNelson]

I wanna see "BODY MELT!!" LOL Oh My God, haha!! Whoo!!

[harsawa]

I love this movie, save for the inbred family bit - those bits got boring. The rest was a hilariously good-bad time.

[Hurlanator]

Man your so fucking funny that you make Australian humor look shit

[muck47]

god dont ever mention goon! my liver still hates me!

[IggyHazard]

Am I a bad person for actually liking that techno rave muzoink?

X-P

Which do you like better, this or Street Trash?

[TKDLION]

How about reviewing The Thing With Two Heads or The Terror of Tiny Town

[supernova09100]

this show needs to go pro.....oh man thats quality ryhmes

[callanrockslol]

australian movies all the way

[GOCookingShow]

wow! this is really shit! I gotta watch this!

[counting1210]

this guy is sooooo funny

[DeoxysPrimeJr]

Here's a good techno rave

/watch?v=Gx7tup6yx4A



[mupo1811]

love this shit man

[supermandan85]

Holy shit! That movie at 1:07, what is that? I haven't seen that one in over ten years! The only line I remember from it is the one the villain says just before that death scene, "Lend me your mind..."

[twojewsonfilm]

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[daystarboy]

I voiced the character of "Beauville" in the movie. ("Beauville" was the huge body builder with the really high pitched voicel) It was a fun film to work on.

[Fjodin]

BODY MELT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DJVirgoNeun]

Oh god! The terrible photography! Everyone dressed up in shitty fitness outfits! And who the hell is the music composer for this movie, Traci Lords or some porn director they hired off the street? o_O

[Diamhea]

BUDDY MELT

[fightthepower910]

shit + case = MOTHER FUCKIN AWESOME

[mitchelltheawesome1]

This movie look retarded

[StathisQauid]

i have seen body melt once, i can't remember anything from it!:)

[hughsyz]

Errr

[hughsyz]

You should review Darkness Falls

[Cassavius]

Talk about weird Australian movies...d'you ever see "You Can't Stop the Murders"?

[welshfilmbuff]

Did you ever see Feed? An other Austrailan body-horror flick. Bloody rank film!

[welshfilmbuff]

I did think about renting this at one point ; I don't think I'll bother now.

Isn't it true that Harold Bishop says the F word in this? Unbelieveable!

That music sounds so 90's!

[TheDarklord0211]

@welshfilmbuff maybe because its from the 90's?

[IggyHazard]

I actually like that bouncy techno rave music! XD

[Marena73]

@IggyHazard If you want to watch a f-ing body melt watch Amelie, then you'll know what it's really like.

[freddy3911]

MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 at 0:21-0:24! I love that show and the movie they made. Mike Nelson rocks! Not a big fan of Joel Hodgson, the original host. How long was he on the show before Nelson decided to star?

[tokyodave1982]

@freddy3911 hey man go to utternerddotcom every episode from season 0 all the way to the last mst3k episode and the following ill fated show starring Mike and the actors who played the bots "film crew"My hard drive is packing every show. MST3K all the way!

[seanjeaici]

This movie looks absolutely HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ProphetTenebrae]

The "OH MY GOOOOOOOD!" clip just doesn't get old.

[TheIncredibleJerk]

Hey if you thought that film was bad you should check Street Trash[1987] it has something going on in it's story similar to Body Melt, check it out and review it, if you haven't already.

[CanineFaeces]

@TheIncredibleJerk Street Trash is awful

[TheIncredibleJerk]

@CanineFaeces exactly

[GunHed17]

HA HA! I somehow missed this review (I only caught your reference to it in your latest 'Hitman' review). This looks fucking awful. Thank you for stopping when you did, that was fracking horrible. Your 'rave moves' at the end literally made me laugh out loud! Classic!

[shitcasecinema]

@ZZkahuna263 That's Poltergeist...but it's a guy :)

[TheDarklord0211]

@shitcasecinema O.o

whenever i see that.. i feel sorta sick!

just the forght of having to do that!

makes me cringe!

[fishbob1193]

its meant to take the piss not be serious guys...

[shitcasecinema]

Yeah I know, nor is the review. "Tongue in cheek...." :)

[IggyHazard]

This movie has one of the best soundtracks ever made uber alles a go go. And JohnnyHorror92182 is right about Street Trash being one of the best melting body movies ever made uber alles a go go.

\8-D

[Filmhunter66]

It does not even look like a film.

[MASTERSKITLEZ]

@Filmhunter66 Thats because its just that bad.

[johnnyhorror92182]

If you want to see a rather decent film with actual Body Melting, watch the movie "Street Trash".

[IggyHazard]

Tenefly Viper uber alles a go go!!

XD XD XD XD XD

[poinoup]

You're a braver soul than I for torturing yourself with this one...

[phoenixshroud]

Holy crap that film looks awful!

I am pretty sure that was Mel from Nighbours (the one that had the weird laugh) doing the rib massage.

[ForbiddenHarmony]

the inbred family was like a texas chainsaw massacre ripoff

[RAQ665]

my favorite part in the movie was the guy throwing up and everybody thought he was like a monster or something.

[RadioactiveReviewsTV]

Aw this movie rules! I really like the non-ironic camp and the gore. It's bad, but in a very good way.

[shitcasecinema]

I agree, it is good in a very bad way haha!

[TheDarklord0211]

@shitcasecinema you agree with everything >_>

[SweedLead]

LOVE YOUR REVIEWS.. you should check out naked lunch.. =)

[shitcasecinema]

Thanks very much! Naked Lunch...I've only ever seen the trailer for that movie I think :P

[SweedLead]

well i can garantee an awsome experience

[JetHunter1049]

Oh my Gooooooood

[iwonwalker1285]

oh my godddddddddddd. oh wrong movie. well thats for the great insight- i would have to be paid a considerable amount of money to watch this and the "bodymelt" is very annoying after a short while. i think you are being generous giving 1 out of 10. keep them coming

[luxenfux]

This movie seems beyond words, but you somehow managed to review it...props man!

[wakeylad107]

LOL! What was that? Harold Bishop from neighbours! Im never going to see him in the same light again!

[Brianuk85]

iv got a movie thats like this but way better wrong turn y wrong turn coz this has a girl eatin a guy alive in it & wrong turn has fuckd up people eating people & its way better then this btw dont see wrong turn 2 its not as good as it looks wrong turn 3 i dont no about

[arprodexec]

This would certainly explain why poor old Harold never did anything other Neighbours. What an absolute load of overacted and underthought bollocks. Shitcase, you still kick ass... even with shit like this! 10/10

[MadGarlic5]

I dont understand anything I just saw.

[shitcasecinema]

Think yourself lucky in that you didn't watch the movie! ;)

[MadGarlic5]

I have to admit I was tempted at the point where you mentioned Harold, but I will refrain from watching.

[zguy876]

ha good review

[gabboep1995]

LMAO!!!, BODY MELT!!!, that sounds like that would be in a Mortal Kombat rip-off.

[shitcasecinema]

You're right, I can just picture Scorpion running around in the woods after Johnny Cage and shouting "BODY MELT!" :D

[gabboep1995]

LMAO!, or Scorpion burning Johnny Cage alive and him saying the tagline for Body Melt.

[gabboep1995]

or the Body Melt song would be used during a fight scene.

[shitcasecinema]

Yeah, it could kind of fit into the MK movie soundtrack!

[gabboep1995]

imagine if almost every martial arts movie had a techno soundtrack.

[Thewwekiller]

BODY MELT!!!

[mintyspace]

This is why Australians shouldnt make movies lol......this film looked kinda yuck to be honest

[themaskedgangsta]

u know wut movie sucks? (not as much as this one though)

howard the duck

[GermanChief]

Wow I can't believe this pile of shit was from Australia. I feel ashamed. Wow just wow. I find it hard to believe any movie could be worse then either of the troll movies, but this certainly looks the part.

[Dante1Savage]

"detergent"

"Fuck"

HAHAHAHA