Kiwis v Tonga Haka 2009

[Happyanza1824]

Cue da bomb diggitys.

[Scalabro92]

Tongan #3 is very espressive

[BLong114]

All I could think of was Peter Griffin

[WillWotton567]

1:03-1:13  that guy with the tounge will give me nightmares

[kyrowiki4]

@WillWotton567 that guy is isacc luke haha

[1729tech09]

was that feleti mateo i saw in da togan haka sipi tau

[flavakirl]

tonga is best



[rafpac6]

I see such beautiful warrior traditions amongst the Tongans, Maoris and Samoans, I mean the cries and intensity makes your blood boil. Especially the Kiwi Haka is a work of pure art......but then you see the white guys doin it. Not being racist but its kinda weird seeing a Caucasian male do tribal stuff.

[ianmlees]

@rafpac6 I think it is wonderful to see men celebrating masculinity in such a full blooded way whatever their race. In the West, we men are on the defensive, our societies emasculated by a self serving radicalised feminist movement to the great detriment of men and women. Lets see more Hakas

[SantomPh]

@rafpac6 They were born in NZ and grew up belonging there ; I'd have no problem with Hawaiian born whites doing Ha'a or Fijian Indians doing the Cibi as long as it was done right and with the proper passion and lyrics. In NZ especially all the big teams and groups do it-the army, police, even football mums.

[shaniqua123456789]

LOL Isaacs like "WTF" at :31 and the guy in number 3 red...cmon lol

[NuthingButAgThang]

wow number 3 on tonga wasnt into it at all

[tongan421]

I reckon if it wasnt for da Tongans NZ wouldnt be any good

[Otobob]

@tongan421 Fuck you!

[TheSigler88]

why was the tonga haka so week this time? wtf

[russ9356]

Europe has nothing like this they aint got the style

[21jml2011]

If we had everyone, the likes of Williams, Vuna etc we would have them a better contest.

[StebanJorge]

the tonga haka is Kamate Kaora, is not it?

[IniaQT93]

LOL @ the guy holding the mic

[WENGERGOONER]

Awesome!! Who's the NZ number 9?

[doxx676]

@WENGERGOONER isaac luke

[WENGERGOONER]

@doxx676 Nice one mate.Thankyou :)

[midianholic]

The only thing the Tongans are a threat to is the post match buffet.

[21jml2011]

@midianholic hahaha funny not u FUCKING prick, the only buffet u get is ur MOMS PUSSY BITCH!!!!!

[midianholic]

@21jml2011 Tongans are all fucking faggots.

[TheTongangangsta]

@midianholic STOP TALKIN SHIET CUNT.!! YOU WOULDNT SAII IT TO A REAL TONGANS FACE , YAH DUMBASS WHITEBOII!!!

[midianholic]

@TheTongangangsta  Shut your mouth faggot boy. I bet the Tongan rugby players love to soap each others backs in the showers.

[FOLAUMAHINA88]

@midianholic your a fukin reatard you little white boy i bet you cant even rub you own back you boy slut fuk you hater you bitch

[FOLAUMAHINA88]

@midianholic your a fukin faggot you pussy ass mother fucker i fuck you up you shit head mother fuker i bet you would'nt even say that to a tongan you fuking basterd you should suck your dads dick but only if he had one

[FOLAUMAHINA88]

@midianholic shut your fucking mouth before i come over to ur cunt ass whitte boy house and shut it for u!!nigga come say it to a real tongan and we will see what the fuck will happen jus tell me were u live and i will fucking tai koe ur ass u fwam white shit!!!

[midianholic]

@FOLAUMAHINA88 U come over to my house and I would make you my bitch. I bet you would love that, being Tongan.

[ChelseaFC4life24]

@midianholic nahh mann all white people like you are the Faggots, hiding in the library at lunch time , spending his whole schooling break time in there, but still dumb as shit, your two daddies are faggots haven't you noticed that they both are scared of Tongans and Samoans

[midianholic]

@ChelseaFC4life24 Faggot loser.

[ChelseaFC4life24]

@midianholic go hide in the library boii, coz you scared loner

[WENGERGOONER]

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[ChelseaFC4life24]

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[WENGERGOONER]

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[WENGERGOONER]

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[WENGERGOONER]

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[ChelseaFC4life24]

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[WENGERGOONER]

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[ChelseaFC4life24]

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[WENGERGOONER]

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[ChelseaFC4life24]

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[WENGERGOONER]

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[ChelseaFC4life24]

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[WENGERGOONER]

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[ChelseaFC4life24]

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[WENGERGOONER]

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[ChelseaFC4life24]

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[WENGERGOONER]

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[ChelseaFC4life24]

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[WENGERGOONER]

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[WENGERGOONER]

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[parksidebieetch14]

Tonga good shyt much love made the other team look like a bunch of ta'hines haha

[MegaSosaia]

number 3 aint even trying to rep. his team haha

[manny4u233]

Shot to those Tongans aye

[12archieman]

Tonga do the best haka

[gregkrafty7]

what kind of rugby was that? league, union, sevens?

[jnr8877]

@gregkrafty7 League

JNR

[Caccioppoli1]

fail cunt has to bend over with microphone ahha

[rodrigoracingclub]

es lo mejor de este deporte..

[lalaDIMPSY]

pause at 1:11

hahaha crack up...

[SilverShadow4]

What the hell lol

[whanaublood]

tongan no.3 knows there all shit!

[nanashiakina]

@jimmyfrmswords its part of the dance. to intimidate and scare your enemy's, much like the Japanese samurai wore masks of demons and such.

[Garpalt]

This is getting old and not funny at all. Savage grimaces do not belong in the twenty-first century.

[BalladOfTheBlackGold]

@Garpalt Not meant to be funny.

[kaiwhatu]

@Garpalt --- Better than being from a gay country from romania. A country nobody gives a shit about. You must be related to vlad the impaler, the famous romanian homo who loved to suck and impale as many men's asses as possible.

[videopimp1]

@jimmyfrmswords He is imitating the carved Maori idols, representative of their Ancient Gods...If you're gonna Haka, you gotta bring da face.

[paddythelion]

the gayest thing ive ever seen!!

[kaiwhatu]

@paddythelion --- go sell some potatoes or something you smelly irishman.

[mikeyd504]

pause at 1:10

[raaaaaaarbert]

isaac luke is fucking crazy

[Zog26]

Props to the Tongan leader and his number 8. The Kiwi number 9 is probably thinking "which one shall I kill first?" All those keyboard warriors taking the piss out of his war face would shit themselves on the spot if he was throwing down that challenge to their faces.

[676BOSSIFY]

number 3 on the tongan team need eat sum horse!!!! is that what you bringing to the game?? come on man!!!!!

[mwhite4324]

@VanHellSing2010 fuck me you're an idiot

[VanHellsing2010]

Where the hell is Kiwi?

[ruthio1]

@VanHellsing2010 new zealand

[nato2300]

@VanHellsing2010 lol you must be from romania

[xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx]

in your ass

[ViceCityVacation]

Translation:

Tongans: " Where do you fellas feel like going to get a feed afterwards? "

All Blacks: " Ummmm.....I think maybe KFC, bro. Oooooh maybe some fish n chips too, aye? "

All of them: " Ohhhhh, choice bro! "

[maoribrotha53]

@ViceCityVacation all blacks lol

[MrFolau123]

@ViceCityVacation thats NOT FUNNY!!!

[ViceCityVacation]

@Bravens92 Hhahahahahhahahahaha undercover Samoan. Pissed my pants bro.

[TheAwole]

@Olympiacos... Oh my days u are so stupid. How ignorant are u? Do you know Tonga? The geography? And their herritage? So nieve its painful to read such comments and not reply

[codreaper11]

@jimmyfrmswords ennit

[anakperelih]

@sakaimen malaysia airlines sponsored kiwis...

[doudson1]

they should create a new rule WHOEVER GOT THE BEST HAKA gets automatically some points :)

[Olympiacos]

If they spent more time training and less time practicing routines they've stolen from the ABs they might actually win a game or two

[xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx]

redneck...

[DJLeadLover]

lol number 3

[CinnAlla]

Bleedin' Hell... What we got? Morris Dancing? The Highland Fling? Either the Haka or the Sipi Tau is worth a 15 point lead in anybody's language!

[ReTardowsky]

Hoch Lebe Polynesien!

[EatMyyTree]

TAU FEFEKA! AI FEFEKA! TAU MALOHI! AI MALOHI!

[UTOIKAMANU2011]

Mate ma'a tonga is filled with nz and aussie based players where Ikale tahi is straight from the islands players.Proud of both teams but Ikale tahi is a real Tongan team..Just saying.

[str8horse1]

when it comes to tongan videos, theres always gunna be a samoan hater in the crowd runnin his fat talofa fa fa fine mouth, just shut the fuck up and watch the video mate.

[KINGTIGGAH]

fika tolu.....usi e

[tukutongavanuku]

@acerwk u say that shit on the internet but u wouldnt say it to their faces u lil bytch ...

[acerwk]

@tukutongavanuku I know you are gay and you want them for sexual partners but the truth is that are faggots!

[acerwk]

faggots!

[tanielatutoee]

Mte ma tonga

hiii

kai te a samoa

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaa­aaaaaaaaaa

[tanielatutoee]

Mte ma tonga

hiii

kai te a samoa

[tanielatutoee]

Mte ma tonga



[WARORK93]

The All blacks don't go onto the field to play a game, they go onto the field to go to war!

[tukutongavanuku]

Mau mai fika tolu o ta ke lele ene mimi

[NOxILIFIA]

fika tolu ai e sipi tau ke pau, ta'e..

[takoyaki200812]

barbarian dance looooooooooool

[jesuschrist606]

tonga pwns

[wackytackybacky]

Number 9 for the Kiwis is mental whilst number 3 for Tonga looked rather bored

[FULF1Z]

The white guyz look funny doing the haka LOL

[EscoBeatZzZ]

i like both of them tbh

[TheGstar1985]

I like the Sipi Tau much better

[deelowe7]

0:51 wat are you up to dude alu siko



[TheDav184]

tongan haka not as good on how they did it back at the 08 rugby league world cup..less passion

[tukutongavanuku]

Tongaz gonna spank that kiwi ass in rwc 2011 ... Watch these kiwi wussies respond to my comment ... Watch

[SpartanusCXVII]

Ive been reading about Tongans in my Anthropology class. This video was awesome, and I will have to say the Tongans did a better Haka. Except I'm bias slightly.

[AlecanderWatson]

i think the only two newzealanders who did the haka properly were the two front ones the others looked bored and not enthusiastic

[KiwiBro26]

Dam Id luv 2 see a Full strength Maori team!

[taweraster]

Sorry Tongan people if this offends you but I find your 'haka' a funny thing, they sound like they're speaking gibberish.

[bruiserblu]

@taweraster cos your the language master of the universe?

[TheDav184]

@taweraster MATA USI!!

[MaghrebYoungstar]

I dont think the Kiwis antecedents did the Haka also like maniacs

[chelseylawrence1]

@MaghrebYoungstar I think you'll find traditional haka that would of been done by their ancestors would of been alot worse, as it was used when they were about to go into battle

[Misscarrington87]

wooooooooooooo daaaaaaaaaaammm kiwis!! make me so proud of my culture!!!! good going to tonga too!! awesome alright :D

[THEgamefreak274]

Cooper Vuna leads the best Sipi Tau!

[o00owatt]

no.3 ke fakasesele he keke ai faka lelei ae sipi tau ?! ai ke mahino oku ke tonga !manie koe ha kii laupisi koena ???

[k9DaAV]

LOL Isaac Luke. Gotta love his passion

[papatoe321]

Lol my guess no one noticed but bryson goodwin isnt very good at the haaka, check him out at the end 1:43 lol

its wat happens wen you stay in aussie too long, forget your roots

[qazwsxedckjyggfbwsfj]

at the begginig it sounds like FUCK EM UP TONGA

[pryzed1]

Kiwi's hard bro.

[iiTarrtieBoii]

why the fuck would you put kiwi #3 on the field after that, LOOL fucking murder he's going to commit.

[o00owatt]

mani number 3..lmao what you up to ?

[jaspa23]

Lovings tongas number 3s effort

[mywayisthisway]

and that's why Tonga probably got smashed....number 3 SMDH

[foodguy18]

lol number 3 on the tonga team has no feeling in the sipi tau

[JesusDeputy]

tongan haka: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH MACERENA

[Chrome1605]

yea go malaysian airlines! our scariest ad eva!

[panikpapaka]

lauaki looks scared

[MrTahhmatee]

ISSACC LUKEEEEEE BRAHHHH

[hawaiian799]

fak dat 35 tongans must have liked that maori haka au the way boi

[jazhullfc]

LAUAKI ;-)

[tupacsomething69]

this is so crazy...must be so intense on the field

[Kimitsusa]

Putting your tongue out is soo scary.

[J3LI553]

@sssbbbwww30 im not sure which world cup your basing nz haka performance on? did you watch the 2008 wc grand final?

[sssbbbwww30]

@louisd3287 lol the all blacks do the haka as good as they do in world cups............CRAP!!!! ahahaha

[tonganbreed]

hey hey relax yo mind its just a game LOL...

[MistaLocHimself]

TONGA HAKA WAZ WAYY BETTER

[wAnDaBoii]

and that number 9 is issac luke

[MrTomte09]

If swedish hockey began like that, I would have NO objections

[JinpowerDW7]

New Zealand won I think

[1thinkexist1]

Both rugby union teams do their war dances better. Couple of the NZ-ers just looked bored whilst doing the haka!

[anauland]

I'm Tongan ad I think they're are both different :)

Malo Tonga and Good Job New Zealaand ! Chhhheaaaa

[ifyouwantbochin]

There should be a genre called haka-hop, the battles would be amazing

[fuckingkimura]

Man watching this makes my blood goes wild

[HubDub4]

Tongans have too many word too fast half the guys cant keep in time

[dmaclax]

fuck yes

[uragon120]

i cant stop laughin at kiwi no.9

[RigheOus2588]

#9 for kiwis is having a stroke! Lmfao! Tonga all the way chaa hooo

[DatMangoSentinel]

I liked tonga's sipi tau because im tongan. I think the AB's haka is better than the Kiwi's tho.

[levahh]

Mean haka. Uhhhhm where did you find number 3? Ma'u Mai tama ko ia o paa'i!!! Lol

[zerotalent24]

wow how scary was number 3 for the tongan team

[104shaggv]

Otua mo tonga ko hoku tofia...

[Tongahigh06]

that tongan no# 3 look like a faggot. 'ai ke tika siana na'a pihi ho fu'u vai.

[weonzit1]

issac luke is the man he shows heart and pride when he does the haka cant you tell??? stop dising ow...

[insanelylogical]

The Kiwi Haka was riveting. That's Maori pride still going strong despite cultural change! Nothing can take our mana away!

[laskara1]

BOTH ROCK..SIGNS OF WARRIORS FROM BOTH COUNTRIES..

[SamoanWarrior414]

Thumbs up 4 Tonga!!!

[mr20000m]

Number 3 let us down -.- at least put some pride into your country haka!