Australian Study Finds Crocodiles Surf the Seas

[jamesemerson]

This story is a croc of shit.

[lip05]

Son of a bitch now mores reasons to stay away from the water surfing crocs..............

[BertGriffin88]

There's Surfing USA, Little Surfer Girl, and now Big Surfing Crocodilia. As if contending with sharks & killer whales weren't enough, along comes a crocodile to add a little more excitement to the mix. Greg Ferguson, are you paying attention? Get your crockadile surfing or maybe your crockadile doesn't surf.

[MuammarAlGathafi]

A crocodile caught in a rip tide? IMPOSSIBLE!

[trento654]

if crocodiles are intelligent enough to do this doesn't this also finally prove dolphins are just fucking fish

[iwanThou]

@trento654 WTF?! Dolphins are mammals because they breathe air, give milk to "baby" dolphins...

[trento654]

@iwanThou  they are still just stupid fish with weird looking gentials

[iwanThou]

@trento654 LOL

[IAmTheCthulhu]

@iwanThou trento654 is a dumbass isn't he? :P

[trento654]

@IAmTheCthulhu in conparison to you and your more recent fuck up, i'd say not

[IAmTheCthulhu]

@trento654 w/e pussy. go fuck a kangaroo

[trento654]

@IAmTheCthulhu you're really going to come back that pathetic hahaha and you were seriously the strongest sperm your dad had AHHAHAHAHA, what a waste of skin

[IAmTheCthulhu]

@trento654 Dolphins are mammals and have smooth skin thus not being able to be called fish, and their brains are bigger than ours, however size doesn't mean smarter, the complexity of the neural network does. Dolphins have been able to learn basic algebra and have their own intricate language. They could've probably started building their own cities too if they were physically capable. Anyhow I can send you links in PM if you want to prove my sources. Just shut up though, dumbass.

[trento654]

@IAmTheCthulhu the fact that you took me seriously is fucking bewildering, dumbshit

[trento654]

@IAmTheCthulhu btw although i'd love to see your plagiarized pseudoscience studies of a slimy fish, the person who first hypothesized that dolphin were intelligent beings used LSD on a regular basis