Game Fails: Halo Reach "Judges?"

[TheOperaPhanatic]

The Russian judge approves 10/10!!!!

[Thunder456789]

man... where are the swimming schools when you need them

[KeybladeMaster9913]

Announcer: Now lets go to the judges... 10 for the kill 10 for the jump 10 for a PERFCT pencil dive A PERFECT 30 FOLKS AND THE UNDERDOG TAKES THE GOLD!!!!!

[KeybladeMaster9913]

10 for the kill 10 for the jump 10 for the pencil dive A PERFECT 30 FOLKS

[Brotato1005]

Germany doesn't seem too impressed.

[BWhitney115]

10 for the kill, 9.9 for the style, and 10 for the fail

[MinuteMan187]

I'll give him a 6.5 for the assassination and a 9.0 for the dive

[LeechOfSukiness]

I'll give it a ten for for the assassination, mainly becuaes i like animations where you step on heads. I'll give it a 9.0 for the dive. He turned around as if he didnt want to dive in. You've got to put in ALL the feeling for the dive.

[jayzinev2]

ZOOP.

[TheDrewK82]

And the Russian judge still only gives a three

[sandz81]

10 on the assasination :D

-9000 on the splash -.-

like for the fail :D

[Darkshooter109]

900000

[ViperXLS]

player wishing they didnt opt for the spring shoes.

[Fallenkenny28]

I give the assassination a 10 and another 10 for going swimming ^_^

[zeokeo]

id give it a ten

[ChaosMugetsu]

Boot to the Head = Epic Win

Failure to land epic kill = No Cookies afterword

[mranaya92]

am i the only one that hears the inception horns? lol

[speedyb39]

I blame Stosh

[Ananimass]

Never saw that assaination before.

[FireGoliath]

@Ananimass You clearly never struggled for hours to get the "If they came to hear me beg" Achievement

[TheRocketman543]

I'd give him a 9.0 for execution

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

(seriously has no one made that joke yet?)

[deloreanrc]

i give him a 8

[elmntbkr210]

ZWOOP! BAH!

[opplerdop]

law: no attacking the enemy team

VIOLATION

[Tribuscuz]

The russian Judge was not impressed

[flyingmonkyman93]

stick the landing and into the high dive!

[unzens]

i give him an 8 for effort

[chdmckone]

With scores like those he will be exiled from his home country of China.

[AlexxWhitetv]

the judges dont look too sure on this one john. this could be a replay of '83. such a tragic year.

ah yes bob. i know what you mean.

[MegaDewey33]

NAILED IT!

[Sirceaser999]

I see the failometer rating a "Facepalm damnit"

[PoliMeim]

And the Zanghelli judges all also give a unanimous ZOOP!

[champ4life30]

4.3 needed more cowbell

[morrisl123]

I'll give him a 10 on the dismount, but a 4 for the landing

[DarkShawdowDemon]

Chuck Norris Approves.

[gambolingman]

Summer Olympics 2012 announcer:

I mean listen Hamilton; I could have given it a 9.0 but I didn't see the kid pour his heart out into this dive. I mean seriously the technique just wasn't there! His feet were misplaced, he didn't straighten out his back, and look at the way he broke the guy's neck. You call that a "45 degree neck snap"?! I'm sorry but it's a 7 for me.

[snipernosniping12]

Perfect 10.0 across the board!!.....eeeexcept from the 4.5 from the Russians...

[a1b2c3d4e5952]

Soup ah

[corvette334]

russian judge gives this a......WHERE THE FUCK IS MY VODKA?!

[hatchling001]

As Michael would say, "NO 360!? OH THATS HORSESHIT!!!!!!!"

[xARxOvErLoRd]

crouching tiger, falling turtle

[carsonma20132]

(10scale) i give a 10 on the dismount, but i give a 2 for the fact that he sunk faster than sonic after the first mario/sonic olympics game.

[FusionStorm999]

FALCON TEABAG!

[yake222]

And he stuck the landing!!!!!

[DamnedEyez]

...that's it, I need a pool so I can get an Elite diving board.

[rulyow0rlD67]

@DamnedEyez One that screams everytime you jump on it

[SilverCyan]

US:8

UK:8

Germany:4

[badblight]

@SilverCyan Oh please who listens to Germany? XD

[XWCFonline]

U.S gives you 7

[TheSpartan00307]

3, Needed more explosions and cowbell...needs more cowbell

[erttheking]

HOLY CRAP! THIS CLIP IS MINE! I thought that it would never get up.

[Awesomekidz11]

@erttheking *facepalm*

[erttheking]

@Awesomekidz11

Yeah........it was a really embarrassing moment.

[jhamilton101co]

Form was good! Almost no splash! But low difficulty 8.0! :-D

[shadowluigiXLII]

i give him a 10 out of 10

[IamSJ2468]

ZOOP!

[PokeloonsNJ]

He always wanted a trampoline as a child...

[hobofett12]

Needs more cowbell

[DinoBlaster1000]

spartain- SCREW MY MOON SHOE-*glub glub glub*

[BladeLigerV]

I give it a purple out of M

[SithFTW4072]

6/10, he didn't stick the landing.

[bananaman325]

Banana out of 10.

[LordKizrak]

canada gives you 7/10

[CzarCommander9]

5 for the kill plus 5 for the dive

[antiantagonist89]

He gets a 9 from the Belgians.

[CrazyMike117]

7 for the dive, 6 for the landing.

[DonDaHobo]

needs more cowbell

[duddude321]

10/0

because the calculator told me I couldn't.

[MysticYugi02]

I think I did that once.

[ditto316]

8/10

[dsdanger1st]

a fucking infinity out of 10

[chollands16]

2/10 ezio was much better

[TheKingFucktard]

7.5 He didn't stick the landing

[wongrufus]

*smack*

shoop?

*splat*

ooooofff

*sigh*

[guapoaj88]

For shit

[guapoaj88]

Lol/10

[34funkyful]

69/10

[red5robb1]

11/10

[dasji2]

9.5/10

[BigJay213123]

10/10

[SantiagoAgnes]

5/10

[KiDammerung]

lol that's unfortunate XD

[ArcticWolf125]

it was worth it

[Adventchurr0]

I like these new top comments that don't relate to overused memes. :D

[kantusr1]

that elites head was extra bouncy

[WafflezDay]

0:2 Elite: Soup!?

[BrotitoGaming]

A deadly game of leapfrog.

[the16amigos]

I give it a 8, there was a big spalsh

[Chiang2012]

"zoop"!



[rerunrehak]

Swan dive into the best night of your life

[pvtcaboose13]

8.2 no dive and kinda killed himself

[MrCrazyCanuk]

Betcha the elite did that on purpose.

[Yepitsme82]

8.5

[GenJeFT]

Wonderful dismount, great kneeling dive into the water! Perfect water impact with bonus death! 9.0

[Someonece]

11

[haosblade]

the Ukraine judge is not pleased

[John16539]

before they had diving boards

[ryanduck5681]

6.7 needed some spins

[Jasonistheman12]

4.5. coulda used a midair kill.

[firehart69]

8.5

[Anlien1]

epic

[Mrman1ist]

Aerica judge says = troll face Elight get revenge and blue player rages

[dizzay1989]

French judge says 3

[AuronVincent]

7 for the dive

4.3 for the landing

10 for the fail

[Turbolaag25]

-_- this is the face of indifference

[TpKermit]

The Canadians give it an 8.

[jakeDmaster]

SHOOP....DA...(woops)

[SonividSulegnaEkez]

@jakeDmaster @Gdaddy923 I love how your two comments match up.

[Gdaddy923]

"ZOOP"?

[Unit1262]

*Raises board with an 8 on it*

"Great form!"

[roy561986]

& that's why the government doesn't issue GO-GO-GADGET shoes to the army. lol

[EnragedPorkchop]

So graceful.

[juandaspectacular]

i would have been pissed cuz someone was in their territory

[Mrsupermatt2172]

The jump itself was gracious nut something went wrog in the landing. You have potential ut need to work a little more in your abilities 8/10

[cearty]

repeatedly press 1 to squish qiant bug

[Jed1Master97]

That Elite's head was like a trampoline.

[thaFalkon]

"Shit! I'm about to die! I need some good last words... ZOOP!"

[thaFalkon]

7 for the jump

but 10 for the zoop

[shawnygz]

10 for the controlled splash

[balloo2001]

@haiku40 that's not a haiku, fail

[crossfire1337]

@balloo2001

Haiku's can be fun

But they don't always make sense

Refrigerator

[xShadowLink5127x]

8.5 

[D3ATHnMETAL]

9.5

[AJUKking]

"No splash!"

*Holds up 10*

[haiku40]

Elite: Soup?

Spartan: Nope! Death!

*neck breaks:

[huggetheking]

trampoline

[definitionofunstable]

belgians: 9.0

[koza228]

*golf clap*

[amidget159]

@koza228 GET IN THE HOLE!!!!

[Geohawk2552]

and that's ho not to do a swan dive :)

[VinnyTheGuy]

6.0 From the Russian judge.

[Kcrackatoa]

"Thanks for the lift"

[keeponbricken]

6.5 good dive and diving board, but the landing was bland and boring.

[nubbuka]

Press 0:10 for soup

[csquaredawesome]

@nubbuka NO SOUP FOR YOU! Not at 0:10, anyway.

[nubbuka]

press 0:11 for soup

[TheParodyPirate]

Simon: i thought that was terrible, what do you think this is?

[Dargonhuman]

The irony is that Elite used to volunteer as a diving pool lifeguard at the Y...

[amidget159]

@Dargonhuman I remember him, he always was the dummy for CPR training.

[Dargonhuman]

@amidget159 And he filled in for the diving board when Big Jimmy broke the real one. Glad to see that experience came in handy.

[eleriel]

I like how the spartan drags the elite away from the ledge (oh no you don't! you die by MY feet!) before jumping on his head... then completely negates the earlier action by jumping off himself.

[Slashthekitsune]

8 for the dismount

3 for the splash

[sparkie1j]

SWAN DIVE!

[jamesy1008]

10

[Pancakewagon26]

Perfect form on the execution but he got carried away on the dismount. 6.5

[soddenassassin]

Execution 8.5 dismount...fail.

[Blackout5871]

His dismount was excellent but he fudged the landing... He can't come away with more than a 6.4.

[codaman127]

And the judges have the following: a 8 on an interesting stall off the end of the board, (gotta love the way that board zoops.) a 5 for the airtime, but no roflcopter into the water, that's going to cost his score.

[Robzsz]

2/10 would not bang

[TheZombieTerrorist]

8.7 - Nice work of the enemy, but it seems you died afterwards.

[MrLayton97]

Best diving board ever

[TheSurefireGamer]

8.5

Beautiful form and nice follow-through. Bonus for using an Elite Diving Board.

[Der6FingerJo]

There should be a backflip or something like this...

[poomonkeywho]

zoop?! lol

[CptOfTheWizardPatrol]

And the Wizard judge gives it a negative 8

[deareal500]

prefect ten form the red juge

[dragonFDrk]

8 for the Jump

4 for the landing

[ederondotcom]

In Soviet Russia.... He would have gotten a 10, cause spartans don't drown on water.

[PieaterProducts]

The Russian judge gives him a 2.

[stefanos908]

fail

[Crosonical]

His start was good, but the jump was a half-hearted and it was as if he didn't even try to prevent the splash.

4.3

[Box0rz]

5 because he wasn't Russian.

[bendyboy124]

does it matter he is dead now

[schoolmisfit]

9.5 looked so good until the dismount

[chaoticmaniacman]

2.1(for the splash)

[iliketopwn6789]

9.2.

[MJSMedia1]

7.8

[Tzuskany]

That elite must have had a trampoline in his back pocket.

[eltrono22]

A 9.2 due to his splash!

[taintedtapper]

I give it a 6. *gets beaten up by spartan and he makes big wounds on my body making a 10*

[thaFalkon]

"Shit, I'm bout to die... I need some good last words... Uh... ZOOP!"

[Mystyrio001]

I'd give it a 9.8

-0.2 points for shot fired

[thaFalkon]

@Mystyrio001 He didn't fire any shots...

[Mystyrio001]

@thaFalkon he fired one shot after he hit the water. If you listen closely during the first loop, you hear his gun discharge after he lands.