British Paras -FAQ- What kind of person serves in the Paras?

[cheesespanner100]

commensence1 is an olympic athlete, he competes in the cocktathalon, cock vault and his favourite power cocksucking.

[ImADirtyWeeCunt]

A murdering bastard would fit well into the paras, they kill innocents

[hitter1]

@ImADirtyWeeCunt i take it your talkin bout northern ireland? why are u trying to stereotype a whole regiment because of one platoons actions? paras are some of the best soldiers in the world, and put alot of dedication into wht they do, u have no right to albel them tht way..

[ringmaggot]

What a bunch of dim witted cannon fodder

[qwertyuiopm250]

says you, ringmaggot, idiot.

[ringmaggot]

@qwertyuiopm250

Thats right, says I, cocksucker

[salmonoid1000]

Nothing a para likes doing better than sucking another para's cock

[cheesespanner100]

I saw a documentary where a para did a high jump with a 10 stone bergan, then swam 30 miles with 2 other paras on his back. That was after training 5am to 10pm, yes 17 hours a day of fitness training.

[commensence1]

@cheesespanner100 he did a high jump with a 10 stone bergan on and then swam 30 MILES with 2 paras on his back (2 paras at 13 stone each adding a weight of 26 stone maybe) are you takin the piss!!!!!!! show me anyone on the planet that could tread water for 10 seconds with 26 stone on his back never mind swim 30 miles. are you a freking idiot

[cheesespanner100]

@commensence1

No, actually, I'm not. But you obviously are, cocksucker.

[commensence1]

@cheesespanner100 horrible little muppit. why is everyone on youtube 10 men? and i dont suck cock, i am straight. not only are you a lier (please let me know this documentary of this superman, to prove it) you are obviously a dumb ass to actually believe any human is capable of these actions. i wait for an insult ridden reply from the big man cheese

[cheesespanner100]

@commensence1

Firstly, "Why is everyone on youtube 10 men?" . Perhaps you can answer this yourself since it was you that asked me was I a "freking idiot" before I ever posted to you, well, why is it? Next, of course no-one could swim with 2 men on his back, not unless of course you blew him up with a compressed air line and stuffed him with polystyrene. It's so ridiculous that only a "frekin idiot" (you) would think I was serious. Cocksucker.

[commensence1]

@cheesespanner100 you are full of shit. "freking idiot" has no aggression implied, its a mere statement!!! And you obviously believed what you "saw" on this non existent documentary. You’re just digging a bigger hole now. You still haven’t told me the destination of this documentary??!!! It seems to me you were lying and are in fact a proved freking idiot. You lie to get attention and then try to cover the lie by lying again. I feel sorry for you, honestly.

[cheesespanner100]

@commensence1

No aggression implied? Fair enough, if you believe that go and call somone you don't know it. Try a crowded bar on a Friday night. Using your logic "cocksucker" is almost a mere statement. How can I believe what I saw when I never saw it? As I said before it's obviously made up. I MADE IT UP. Do you get it yet? The only person digging a bigger hole is yourself. Accept you are the most gullible cocksucker on youtube and lets just leave it at that. Goodbye old chap.

[commensence1]

@cheesespanner100 "Freking Idiot" isnt aggressive "fucking idiot" would be. cocksucker i think would get a very different reaction in a bar on friday night than freking idiot. try it and let me know what happens. i know you made it up thats why i am calling you a lier. gullible, yes if i beleived you but i didnt. the pure aggression coming from suggests your a little upset youve been caught out. a simple reply to my 1st comment of "i was having a laugh" would have been a little better no??

[cheesespanner100]

@commensence1

Whatever,  Cocksucker.

[commensence1]

@cheesespanner100 cocksucker cocksucker cocksucker cocksucker cocksucker. this is how many time you have used this word. its pathetic!!! "whatever, Cocksucker" are you a 8 year old yank bird from California or summit??? i get the feeling this is what you like doing alot in your spare time. do you suck cock???

[cheesespanner100]

@commensence1 Thats right. Cocksucker.

[commensence1]

@cheesespanner100 whats right? have you run out or responses?? dumb fuk

[cheesespanner100]

@commensence1 C-O-C-K-S-U-C-K-E-R

[commensence1]

@cheesespanner100 C-O-C-K-S-U-C-K-E-R



[cheesespanner100]

@commensence1 cocksucker

[NielsShoe]

I saw a ducumentary where a Uk boxer that was professional joined the para training in phase 2 and he quit Paras are training fitness from 5am - 10pm every day till they pass training its a training so hard many quit or  get too injured. I've seen paras do the London marathon with full kit. A boxer will jog in shorts and t shirt whereas a para will jog in full kit upto 7 stone burgan.

[jesoby]

people keep stating 'fitter than an olympic athlete' - depends what sport, most soldiers even of elite regiments would not be able to match a world class middle weight boxer for aerobic fitness.

[crouchtrac]

@jesoby yes but what you got to realise is that they have all round fitness, whereas boxers have sport specific fitness and anyway the only unit in the British armed forces who have claimed to be 'fitter than an olympic athletes' are Royal Marines which in general they actually are.

[steviewossobama]

@jesoby aerobic is long distance, that's what paras live off whereas boxers are anaerobic as they work for short periods of time. Idiot, know your shit.

[bakerj02]

@jesoby Royal Marines might do it

[bakerj02]

@jesoby Possible a boxer might not keep up with Para/Marine

[trumpet190]

@jesoby maybe in the ring but up a mountain? through a desert? through a swamp etc... with full battle rattle and a Bergen, I doubt the boxer would last 10 minutes

[Skipissatan]

@jesoby lol yeah- im fitter than the olympic archers, curlers and riflemen but that doesn't prove anything- to be fair there are people in the British armed forces that are fitter than any middle weight boxer- peter reed for instance, but then he is an olympic gold medalist rower.

[lgliam]

@cheesespanner100

you are talking out of your arse, the only reason you are saying this is because you cant get into any regiment, seriously, your pathetic

[cheesespanner100]

@lgliam

Er no, 1) I talk out of my mouth, 2) I've never tried to join any regiment, I have a brain, 3) seriously, you're a cock.

[techlogi7]

Lol any sort of person my ass. It takes a super fit person to run 1.5 miles in 8.20mins just to get into training. It takes someone fitter then an Olympic athlete to run 10 miles with 50kg of gear.

[fragman08]

@techlogi7 I thought paras have a 9:30 time limit

[cheesespanner100]

Search youtube for "iraq amputees" and see the reality. Your Queen and country don't give a fuck about you, otherwise they would look after the poor bastards that have their arms, legs and half their faces blown off . But no, you'll have an even bigger fight to get the help you deserve. The Queen doesn't give a fuck, the politicians don't give a fuck but you'll only realise that when yo're shitting through a tube into a plastic bag.

[cheesespanner100]

Funny reading you lot trying to prove you're harder than each other. You're all cock suckers.

[syngates93]

Go back to stacking shelves in tesco's mate!

[cheesespanner100]

@syngates93

Sure, mate, and when I lose my job at tesco's and there's absolutely fuck all else to do with my life, I'll join the army or maybe join you at the local cocksuckers massage parlour.

[syngates93]

@cheesespanner100

You really have a wonderful way with words don't you? Grow up. You go out to afghan and fight, see how long you last. I give it half an hour

[cheesespanner100]

whatever you say chief, you're the boss. I'll see if I can get a flight out next week. Cocksucker.

[alex9341]

all i can say is im x 2para my  couisin was x 45 commando . we both earned our berets . stop arguing like bitches .

[txrki]

nice (if true)! 2nd para isnt SFSG but helps te Rifles, so thats cool. the 45 commando is British Royal Marines yeah?! The Sniper unit is one of the best!

nice family buddy xD

[groaninspace]

bird shit.."fact"

[rollindeep2k9]

the guy at 45 seconds has got a pancake face

[twa1638]

These lot sound like a bunch of fannies. Everything is like this and like that. Training and "P" company was tougher in the 50's and 60's. from an old sweat.

[ConnorFerguson08]

yeh but bet theree eil basterds on operations, something you will never know cause you just sit watching videos about them you dumb fuck

[twa1638]

This dumb fuck as you call him served in Aden and the Radfan with 3 Para in 1964. What have you ever done . You can't even spell .

I bet you spend all your time wanking in your bed

[ConnorFerguson08]

ill tell you what ive done, ive served with the foriegn legion 1980-1985 in the 2 rep parachute regiment, i was also a specialised sniper, and trained in amphibious assualts. Ive served in chad corsica, lyon.

[twa1638]

Are they holiday resorts. Pop over some day and I'll give you a VC.  Tosser

[ConnorFerguson08]

noo there where actually civil wars goin on there well except from lyon we trained there sometimes, but chad and corsica we were there as security for the africans and arabians the fought all the timee, not that pricks like you would here about it though

[twa1638]

Go back to school bonny lad and get an English grammar education, I have a 7yr old granddaughter who can spell better than you .

[ConnorFerguson08]

awwkk i give up, i shouldt need to explain myselff to a prick

[ConnorFerguson08]

cie 2eme rep and his matricule was 172043 jock mclaren

[bannanahomie]

of course ur gonna say that, because it was very tugh back then plus u havent done the p company training of today

[twa1638]

Yeah when we did P company only 30 in every 100 made it. We did'nt prat around with 4 men on a log we had eight on a lampost and you took it over the assault couse after the run. It's a bit watered down now as your all volunteers not N/S

[bannanahomie]

if u watch commando on the front line u will see that ut of 50 recruts only 7 got through

since 1980 more than 100 thousand people have tried the commando training, only 13 thousand have actually got through

its in the book "the making of a royal marines commando"

[twa1638]

Yeah! and I bet they could all spell and use full stops better than you. Only 7 made it out of 50 since 1980. No wonder they're short handed.

[bannanahomie]

even i can make up a better lie than that and im 15 but at the end of the day ur a para so ill let u off

[twa1638]

It was'nt a lie bonny lad. If you look at what you wrote it says."see that ut of 50 recruts only 7 got through since 1980."I suggest you get an education then try again. Silly little tart.

[bannanahomie]

oh dear, the old mans gone crazy again

didnt i start a new sentence by pressing enter? (enter is the second biggest key on ur keyboard, have a look)

im so enjooying this, i havent made someone look stupid since the last para was messing with me

i couldnt believe it as well, a para messing... with me... PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[muffmearse]

Us 'bunch of fannies' are seeing more action than you cold war warriors ever did. You skiplicking tube.

[sqz834]

i mean. look at the dumb fucks on here?! and the frustradted homo at the beginning lol

[buckshot1992]

it should be "who will be the first prick to comment". You should win that sqz834. Go curl up in a ditch, these people protect your sorry ass! And i shall be one of them after i pass out ;) so have fun you fuckin moron.

[wideovideo]

I have grown weary of you my little imbecile cocksucker, I will not be posting here, viewing this video again or looking at your witty replies.

[pabloleo12]

what is it with you and cock sucking fucking freak. your the imbacile my little packie freind

[flangemonkeyspunk]

pabloleo12, It appears from his profile that wideovideo is from Bangladesh which isn't part of Pakistan last time I looked. I don't really think calling him an "inbred shit skin from packistan" is correct ( or appropriate ). I think the paras are better off without people like you.

[nypplegrease]

guys, leave pabloleo12 alone. He's obviously a bit mentally challenged, the dirty cocksucker.

[pabloleo12]

who the fuck are you and what are you doing looking at man stuff like the para's fucking rent boy. go and let another fat old man sperm on your man boobs or arse for £10 then you can feed your crack whore mother's habbit. would love to hear your muffled screams coming from a wooden box 3 feet underground

[wideovideo]

I'm the guy that fucked your mum then blew my muck all over her face

[wideovideo]

And keep your fantasies to yourself, cocksucker

[pabloleo12]

india, packistan? who gives a shit about borders etc. they are all the same. oh! and the para's were glad that i were part of the team. no hippy PC do gooder's in para reg, so fuck off

[wideovideo]

You got kicked out for sucking cock whilst on duty.

[pabloleo12]

guess you would know all about sucking cock.Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is all about sucking cock

[adtd13]

look thompson, i have a degree in spanish and a masters in mathematics, left a good job and joined the parachute regiment, so shut up and get down the gym you fat fuck

[thompson1454]

kiss my ass lifer, go get blown up 4 the bush corporation no one gives a shit about this war, and therefore you when u come home from the war fucked in the head with PTSD, with no legs, or sick from gulf war syndrome, smart choice my friend.

[thompson1454]

you got a 3 year batchelors and a 1 year masters, however your profile says your 19, unless your a child genius i find it very hard to belive you started university at 15 years of age, your a phoney.

[wideovideo]

No you don't, you're just pretending to be educated, cocksucker.

[thompson1454]

anyone can join ey, so a highly educated individual such as myself could fit in with these types, i find this concept to be obsured, first of all you ve got to be rough, tough and most importantly you must have an inability to use critical/ abstract thought, otherwise you would be in university getting qualifications to make you £40+ so that you don t have to be shot at.

[pabloleo12]

these types? you think you are better than these men because you have spent time at uni with a load of Pretentious dicks.oh and you must have an ability to use critical/abstract thought to be 1 of these men. you got to think on the spot under extrime pressure. you dont have time to sit back and let a computer think for you. you only get £40+ ? i get £60+ driving a 40 ton digger and i only got an nvq ha ha. oh and the top man for british petrolium(bp) was a member of the parachute reg ha ha

[pabloleo12]

any of these boys can go and get a degree after serving in the army. a degree is piss easy, a bit of reading a bit of copying out of books a little bit of thinking. easy compared to army life. life aint about money, its about living. anyway's time to go back to my £60 grand job and catch up on some study for my open uni in music tech. and i still only got an nvq level 2 ha ha. my mate makes more than £40+ selling food from a burger van and he is ex prince of wales own. PRETENTIOUS FOOL. HA HA

[NicenEasyuk]

or your intellegent, and enjoy being a fuckin man. muppet

[19libertine91]

hey my mates an officer in the royal marines and hes para trained plus wat about the SBS

[19libertine91]

at the end he says strive for the best. So why is he not a royal marines commando then.

[xMuscles]

because the marines are not the best

[xllxRoBeRtSxllx]

not herd of the S.A.S ??? :S

ther are 3 top regiments

1.Special Air Forces

2.3 Para's and Royal Marines

royal marines and para's are equal

but becouse the training is harder in the royals that makes them "harder" apparently... boloucks.

[SurferBrett44]

That not compeletly true,

I have ever heard of the S.B.S?

it goes 1.Special Air Sevice/Special Boat Service

2.Royal Marines

3.Para's

And the training does make the Marines Harder

[decantastles]

you're wrong.

despite common thought marines training is NOT longer than para training. bootnecks have a 30 mile speed march at the end, which would fuck anyone up. Paras do the same sort of thing but also have to pass P company.

[zack19862008]

What kind of person serves in the Paras? Murdering scum who shot and killed 14 innocent people on Bloody Sunday 1972

[xMuscles]

cry me a river homo

[cheesespanner100]

xMuscles, With a profile like yours I'd say there's a fair chance your a homo, probably just don't know it yet.

[xMuscles]

cheesespanner100 with a name like yours id say theres a HUGE chance your ugly as fuck and still a virgin and you DEFINTELY know it.

[zack19862008]

I never wrote the statement above, my mate was signed on as me and wrote it, i have no opinion on any irish conflict...to be honest i couldnt give a toss

[pabloleo12]

if the para's were not in ireland there would be alot more than 14 innocent people killed. they were there to keep the peace between the mad religious paddys

[zack19862008]

hiya mate, u replied to a comment "i" made, it was actually my mate who was signed on in my name. i have no interest in this topic. just lettin u kno so u dont think im a cock. iv had a few replies n some can be pretty angry! lol

[davebing36]

oi thompson dont have a go at us paras for something u woud never have the guts to do u dont know fuck all u fat little fuck i would like to see u say anything like that to any para face to face

[pabloleo12]

ha ha! wrong man buddy? my name is pabloleo12 lol im ex para just like my brother, my father, my grandfather and great uncle. my grandfathers brother were killed at arnhem bridge.

[wideovideo]

pabloleo12, you're a cocksucker just like most paras.

[pabloleo12]

ok then! if im a cock sucker because i were in the para's what are you? your a dirty inbred shit skin from packistan who hates english but lives or parents live in england, because your country is a poor shit hole with mud huts and starving children. and when our goverment gets sick of your back stabbing ways, we will invade and destroy you too. little paki terrorist

[wideovideo]

"because i were in the para's" I think you'll find that's "because I was in the para's". Your command of your native tongue is to be commended. My mud hut's pretty good actually, it's got a tin roof AND a windows, though I do have to shit in a hole in the floor which is a bit of a bummer.

[pabloleo12]

no ! you prob live very well while women and children die of starvation around you, you people make me sick. why do you come to england? we hate you, you hate the english. you are just a leach sucking away our way of life, turning towns in england into little 3rd world shit holes. the true english are like a time bomb waiting to go off and you people are the fuse

[salmonoid1000]

pabloleo12, I agree with wideovideo, you're definitely a cocksucker.

[cheesespanner100]

Yup, pabloleo12 sounds like a dirty big fat cock sucking cocksucker

[wanicroc]

Fair one. Well done.