How To Fit in on Your First Day Of Work

[osclarkos]

Very enjoyable thank you

[j12torts]

nobody is in their dream job. A job is a job to make the company owners rich!!!

solution? work there for a couple of years to save for a capital to start your own business.

DONT BE A SLAVE TO AN 8 HR SHIFT, START YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!

[freaksweed]

..."are not in thier dream job"?!? ofcours they aint, they are still WORKING!

[koosa619]

" if u meet a woman named Sandy, imagine a lovely bitch."

meh good enough for me

[whodafuckfarted]

fitting in is so mainstream

[urtexx9]

1:33 - what's that knock? or maybe it's my door...

[nick00580]

how to survive your first day.

1. say good morning to those who say goodmorning as well

2 be polite and listen more then talk about yourself.

3 when people ask you personal information ask the same back.

4 when your feeling good at your job and enjoy working your done.

[XTurtles9788x]

new job, no shit

[MasterpezeProduction]

1:49 LOL

[pablo545890]

At Target you can get a little bottle of Self-Confidence for $10. Target, Expect Less, Pay More.

[CatsAttack73]

Where do I buy this ''new job'' self-confidence'' and ''upbeat attitude''??

Ill try walmart

[25Celtics]

Pedo smile at 1:37

[kitty78961]

thank you how cast for pointless videos that entertain me :D 

[zeropoint27]

Sandy.........Bitch or Beach? 

[africanPK]

okay i got the first day down...NOW WHAT ABOUT THE SEOCUND????AND THE THIRD??? OMFG IM FREAKING OUT

[Supzer101]

About the Associating Names with Picture, If I used the same picture, I would Call her Beach

[sths2009]

sandy = the nasty beach.....got it

[ozboybrian]

haha that's a good video. Funny to : )

[voiceofreason2008]

girls name sandy

sandy beach

sandy on a beach

sandy on a beach in a bikini

dammit now ive lost my concentration and got a boner GREAT!!

[ozboybrian]

@voiceofreason2008 LOLLLLOL

[joeefooks]

This dude's totally gettin sandy in the sack tonight

[Nomoreidsleft]

What's the point of being a boss, if my underlings don't lick my shoes, and kiss my ass?!

[mandscat]

Must not lick bosses' shoes!

[Chieftawsmcool]

When I grow up, I'll be on of the 36% that have their dream job as a mathematician

[LordLolinghamThe3rd]

@Chieftawsmcool Luckily not an English teacher, if you don't know how to spell one.

[ThePhiladelphiaPhan]

@Chieftawsmcool Well, looks like you might have a problem with a career as a mathematician... considering that it said 84% aren't in their dream job. That means 16% are... so, yeah... might wanna reconsider that career of yours.

[Chieftawsmcool]

@ThePhiladelphiaPhan aw crap!

[LethalOnyx]

@Chieftawsmcool I see what you did there...

[GreeceOTOT]

at least he was licking his feet and not his ball..... room dancing shoes, yeah

[pikachuthesquirtle]

Warning! Do not run into office naked.

[pikachuthesquirtle]

And what if you meet someone named Iam Hourney?

[MrRonaldo876]

self confidence....where the fuck do you get that 

[601271]

i hope no one uses this advice and uses common sense instead. damn this shit is stupid

[ubentu]

26 percent of Americans say they're in their dream job? I bet they expected their boss to see the results.

\Meh, I'm a little happier. 

[sweetkittyka87]

@ubentu don't you mean 16% :P

[FilledCircle]

I like the related Vids

How to deal with an incompetent boss

How to tell when its time to quit

How to avoid suicide

[toxic2k7]

this video will make you the office bitch...go into work and if they stare and whisper about you, say loud and firmly '' WTF YOU LOOKIN AT?'' ;)

[firekid491]

You'll need: a new job

No duh sherlock.

[KaiserVadin]

don't suck up to the boss and lick his shoes

[splashlog01]

Walmart sells self confidence for $6.50

[pumpkinking99]

@splashlog01 is that by the condoms?

[justsmile2507]

he looks gorge at 0:30!!xoxo

[dontask4myname]

"For Example, If You Meet A Woman Named Sandy, Picture A Lovely Bitch."

[zudikas8]

hey whazzup chief i want to say something

boss:what?

i quit

boss:why?

because i was watching this howcast vid and it says i need a new job

[RavenMondragon]

@zudikas8

Maybe if your boss is happy with your work you'll make promotion this way :P

[HipHopIsDeadMohsin]

At my hedge fund, I have an opening for a new manager, pm if your interested, we're based in Cherry hill, and although this looks informal, this is the best way (I think).

salary: 370 000 4% profit

401k

full health

car (50k allowence)

PM me if your interested.

[loyalqueen]

@HipHopIsDeadMohsin shoot! i dont accept anything below 1million and a ferrari as a company car.

[HipHopIsDeadMohsin]

@loyalqueen ha ha ok I got 4 people to pm me and one of them is now working for me they were over qualified for my position so I had to pay a lot more (2 and a half times more) to get him to stay, and I he asked if he could have my old 1986 Ferrari Testarossa, (instead of me buying him a $50k new car, I gave him my 35k car which I don`t drive anymore anyways). Either way his pay is over a million (remember 4% profit) (last year he made 925k+2m 4%), he makes about 3m a year and has a ferrari.

[crowner123456789]

what if there name is fred , do i think of a hyperactive 14 year old with a mentel problem ?

[azrial4421]

I used to get high on my first day and I damn sure didnt put on an act for anyone.

Tomorrow I gotta first day, and im nervous. Society has turned me into a bitch.

[vsk1997]

"dont suck up" at "sandy's" ....balls

[STICKTHIS]

@all4uromeo Yet you say you "quited" two jobs. Its "quit" two jobs, not "quited". Retard.

[breekbaard]

i did all this and got my ass wooped

[justagirl5800]

0:24

[odelayodelay]

yeah no shit 84% of Americans aren't in their dream job, it would've been higher but the other 16% were professional musicians who do a little porn on their days off

[ADMediaEmpire]

Nah 84% aren't in their dream job because they actually have a job and don't sit around doing nothing :D LMAO!!!!!!!

[adilehsan222]

haha what true man love u

[dodowoo2002]

my job sucks!

[all4uromeo]

@dodowoo2002 if you are a woman suck back ! LOL

[CanadianSaudi1]

You'll need:

NEW JOB???????

Hilarious! LOL

[iamloganharris]

@CanadianSaudi1 these tips will NOT help you so NEW JOB

[doctordoctordocism]

@CanadianSaudi1 damn where the hell can i find one? ive been looking for a year :(

[999663isback]

So i shouldn't run in and scream "F*CK YOU ALL!!!!" on my frst day?

[lolz1666666666666]

u dont no how much i laughed after reading that.

[999663isback]

Ahahaha! I'm glad ya Liked it!!! XD

[gmodgod12]

in my opinion yes you should

[Shadow9113]

Ahahahahhahhaahhahaahhh.... AHAHahahahahahaahahahahah. Haahahahah. *Ahem*... Ahahahahaa. Thats so funny!

[riddick0846]

@999663isback save that 4 ur retirement

[Bighoney90]

GOOD SHIT MAN :))

[voiceofreason2008]

@999663isback no thats the sec ond day when theyve all pissed you RIGHT off! lol

[xxxCRAZYLOVExxx]

@999663isba

[xxxCRAZYLOVExxx]

@999663isback oh im not suppose to do that?...so thats why i lost my job :/

[MinhSa]

HAHAH SO FUNNY 1:58 - 2:07

[reap00004]

When she said "sit and eat alone" it made me feel sad :(

[bornforboredom]

85% of americans say they do not have their dream job. That's because 85% of americans' dream job is being paid to go to parties... ahem, paris hilton.

[midwesternerforlife]

paris hilton has never had a job in her whole life except shooting night vision pornos.

[rorro1988]

alright gigi ri gigiri

[xqueensexii]

hes hot

[Jerkwaad]

also scarface loved the american dream

[Gonk]

Dream job working behind the camera in the porn industry...gimmie gimmie

[MarktheSharkSheehan]

behind the camera... why not in action?

[Gonk]

Because I have a really small penis.. r u happy now? hehe

[AlkaVirus]

haha 2:28 is so funny

[RyanTheSinger]

that's the end of the video 0_0

[AlkaVirus]

thats the point XD

[yoghurtmuffin]

YOU SOOOO FUNNY!

FUNNY GUY!

[tchanabc]

lol "a lovely beach"!!

[snager80]

the world needs more Private Eyes and Pro Wrestlers and the like. what do you think ENGLAND is? two types of people in England: the Tax Man and the Beatles.

[monkey3722866]

Dream job working at top gear

[e30roundel]

Amen to that

[lolbobs]

2:28

[mirandamello]

2:26 / 2:28

[steinhoffski]

You will need.... a new job.

lol wtf

[ClumsyFall]

lol

[pranksmaster]

roflmao

[therealorberon]

2.28 LOL

[ale12396]

Windows XP!

[Sky2yoshimura]

2:07 ROFLMAO

[lifeisshortliveitup]

Dream job? hahaha lol My dream job would be sleeping all day long baby ! and using the net and eating?? is dat a job? Yes it is! LOL... and we do it everyday...lol i dont make any sense do i? If ..IF only i had LOTS N LOTS of money ...i wouldnt even have to work...lol just sleep and eat lool

[ldj2527]

That is my job on the weekends-I work security and it is sooo cold where I work so I do homework, get on the net, and try not to fall asleep!! Go me!!

[lifeisshortliveitup]

wow , dats nice,...u could use net at work ?....dats a good thing... .have fun..but dnt sleep,lol ..ur boss might fire u if he sees u sleeping.LOL cheers

[emosdieslow]

How to not spell like a moron: don't write "dat".

[Alazibial]

hahhahahahhhaahaha 32 that guy looks like my granpa

[KillaRozeProductions]

1:50 lololol

[LoganzWorld]

just testing 1:52

[odalanizi]

at 1:32 when that guy was rubbing his chin, I thought I was gonna get raped. Even through the computer screen, I feared for my anal virginity.

[offcenteredpotter]

that is hilarious.... LOL

[cruzj07]

lol!!!!!!!! very nice comment odalanizi, .. lol, you feARED YOUR ANAL VIRGINITY?! LOL. WOW. LOL

[maximiwax]

it doesn't work for me ... -.-

[pranksmaster]

thx ^^ now i know how to link the time ^^

just wanna try it: 0:40

i don't know what's there ^^ does it work? o.O

[pranksmaster]

didnt  work for me neither -.-

[Nicko93]

Don't write the time, select the time on the youtube player.

1:50 for example, I selected from "1:50 / 2:28" the "1:50", copied, and pasted it here.

[maximiwax]

thx ^^ now i know how to link the time ^^

just wanna try it: 0:40

i don't know what's there ^^ does it work? o.O

[Penguinemz]

cool advice vids! Go Americans!!

[Raikulxox]

These vids are funny. 1:50 I lol'ed.

[katieMCbindergarten]

haha. 2:05 is too funny

[maximiwax]

sry...but how can you link the time in a comment? o.O

[katieMCbindergarten]

just type in the time with no other punctuation (e.g. commas) touching it. sometimes it doesn't work, but it seems to every time if there's text before and after. got it?

:D

[kalaniman1]

the lasr fact was obvious

[Seergio15]

What do those people that sit in the office all day do anyway with all of those folders and stuff???

[ItsBeatle]

boring

[blacky159]

00:07 00:08 00:02 00:12 01:03 LOL

[frighteningbolt]

at 2:15, that looks like dwight from the office on the dollar bill

[jbak93]

i think it is dwight

[neyboo]

funny video.

great tips.

[shahherwan93]

the leakin part was funny

Yeah they make gd vids

[pitviper12345]

1:55,2:02 lol

[DjDivineDragon]

why is this freak sneaking around the corner at 0:04... what a psycho... I wouldn't want him at my job either

[rotaroota]

hey, waths this guys job in the vid?

[whatwouldkirado]

00:04

[anthonym2121]

02:06 the boss almost kicked him in the ass

[AnkushB]

lol he was kicking him out of his office

[Refreshingdipcrew]

2:15 he has a shrute buck!

[anthonym2121]

it's a great honour to have a Schrute buck

[Scooter2020259725]

My dream job is Architectural Design and Construction..maybe opening up my own business... I know it's kind of lame but I'm thinking real here.

[casper0012]

Um.. okay?

[nushadow2008]

dream job would have to be, being a sperm donor hahaha

[biurelita]

How can we all have our dream jobs when most's are something related to fame/money/etc? =l

[Swordbladepirate]

My only dream job is being the CEO of a big game making company like Nintendo.

I know it sounds dorky, but its true.

[Grandtheftkilla]

funny thing about that is i want to make games for nintendo

[presentiment]

i don't believe there is a dream job, unless i work in Youtube

[MEGAFATBOY]

Google?

[paddycake5201]

that was a great video.very useful.thanks

[skyhoe1110]

if only i had a job...

[pinkxvenom]

agree :]

[brokencollaboration]

the american dream job is food tester considering they are all morbedly obese.... fat fucks!

[Bopkasen]

Mexican are obese people too, never in my life have I seen a 5,000 pounds mexican marrying a suxor.

----> Your country identify your hipocrisy.

[ItsBeatle]

how useless is this

[magge60]

Haha helpfull for some people :D

[SERF619rkoPOP]

I'll never have my dream job. :(

[pinkxvenom]

why not?

[spencerman96]

3rd! cool vid

[appellex]

AWESOME

even though i cant get ajob haha :)

[dator36]

first comment and first wiew =P

anyway nice tips! =D i use these at my first day at work :P true story!