Kristin Chenoweth When I was 17

[weinmj]

I thought I was going to get killed. "The food courts down that way, and get out." XD

[AlexKryocek]

When I was 17, I had some very good beer, I had some very good beer I purchased... with a fake ID. My name was Brian Mcgee, I stayed up listening to Queen, when I was 17.

[chloemikechanggleek]

Every single sentence she said all I said was woah

[froggirl19921993]

Kristin is so amazing. That is all.

[Hi88378]

"like a little pixie" Haha I could so see that!

[RAch711baby]

im 19 and im 4'10 in hight and my weight is 95 pound!.... i feel for you girl!

[MusicGirl3181]

how is that possible she was friends with the cheerleaders, the losers, and choir girls. thats amazing!

[ATHINAmeow]

She looks younger now!!

[BALACUBACO12]

She was on glee club (kinda)

[MollyOmigosh]

I "was" petite. lol

[freakinchauncyjones]

Right when she said Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, all I could think of was their Marching Band. What a bunch of studs.

[beautifulmormon]

I still want to be molly ri!

[amylh322]

Weird, in her autobiography, page 51, she said this happened when she was doing a high kick into the splits whilst at Opryland! And the coccyx is in the back, also known as the "tail bone". I guess it's funnier to say "cooter"?

"I kicked. So far so good. I went forward for the splits, but the worn heel of my character shoe didn't catch quite enough traction, and I ended up doing the pubic-bone-gravity-wooden-floo­r combination instead" - "The official diagnosis was a fractured coccyx". Ow!

[MsMusiclover024]

Chenzel for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! js

[MarieAntoinette2]

Too bad America is so dumbed down. She is so funny and talented.

[PrincessSparklypony]

What did the man say? The one she sang to?? Didn't catch that..

[LiveLaughLove8489]

@PrincessSparklypony He had a Vasectomy.

[PrincessSparklypony]

@LiveLaughLove8489 Oh.. :o

[JollyMe08]

@PrincessSparklypony The man had had a vasectomy, so it was quite depressingly ironic that his singing telegram was the song "You Lost That Lovin' Feeling" >.<

[KeiHime013]

I crossed my legs when she was telling the Cooter Smash story. I was on the softball team and I got hit there once. I caught the ball that hit me though.

[VampireTears13]

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­w.

That sounds....unbelievably painful.

[EvansSt83]

OMG! she SO did look like Belinda Carlisle! HAHAHA!

[lcowles]

I LOVE Madonna....I didn't care that she couldn't sing. LOLOLOLOL (so true)

[VickyVicVicx]

OWWWWWWWWWWWWW......fuck...tha­t hurts just thinking about it.

[broadwayboundguy]

Cooter Smash. It is now cycled vernacular because of Kristin.

[latina4evaX7]

"I thought I was gonna get killed."

"And I sill made it."

I love her oh so much <3

[DenverChris]

Perfect. Tiny blonde cheerleader who can't keep her legs closed lol. I just wanna make her squeal:) haha... but seriously.

[OnTheRun102]

She is adorable, I would love to meet her.

[SkitsoFanActs]

@niseniarrol

The word's 'cooter'.

[niseniarrol]

whats the word that was beeped?

[dottiedots221]

hahaha i love kristin :D

[DRisLegend200919]

she has the highest singing voice

[ChantalMary5256]

Frig I love her. 

[16fonzie]

ive heard the cooter smash story so many times and i still laugh

[charicebiggestfan]

omh she had a nose job right?

[yvanelicia123]

@charicebiggestfan nope

[charicebiggestfan]

@yvanelicia123 OH THANK GOD

[yvanelicia123]

@charicebiggestfan lol ya, plus she certainly doesn't need it!

[simplyXcmcluv]

Hahahaha, I love her!! And OMG I did NOT know she was a Tigette from Broken Arrow. That's crazy!! I'm on the pom team in Tulsa. I love that I know that now -333

[LPaige14]

She's so adorable.

[KindaCoolKia]

Broken Arrow Oklahoma! Awesome!

[JordanKerk99]

its cooter because before she talks about it it says c***er smash...cOOTer

[xInLuvxWiTxUx]

In her book when she talks about that incident, she says cooter.

[sumLsum]

This is why I Stan for her.

[Athenademi360]

When i was 17 I idolized Kristen Chenoweth.

[katayy]

most amazing person ever.

[knightley2121]

she is sooo amazing i love her

[ItsnatalieS]

Oh.my.gaaaawd! SHe is my hero!

[mandmgirl91]

i loveeee<3 when she talks about her lane bryant situation ,so funny, ooo how i love this chica:P

[vivaverde7]

They aren't bleeping "cooter." They're bleeping "cock."

[Sup3rMegaNerd]

"I don't care that she couldn't sing and i still don't, And i think she's improved" LMAO my thoughts exactly.

[KyleOgilvie1]

Kristin:' i couldn't close my legs, and not in a nasty way'

Me: ROFLLMFAO :D.

Love her.

[Krissto95]

"...and I still made it..." haha, she's awesome <3

[ThirteenthBlessing]

she is way better than madonna!

[LaughOutLoud1344]

ahh i feel her pain I broke my tail bone a few years ago after I fell on my ass while ice skating...

[biggestChenofan]

Kristin worshiped Madonna!

I worship Kristin!

I love her so cute and such a sweetheart!

[Maiayea]

Who doesn't woreship Madonna ? D

[brown1069]

My idol. Always and forever.

[KindaGay]

"My cooter's never been the same.. never.." LOL! How can you NOT love this woman?!

That sounds awfully painful thu.. ick...

[TheatreFanatic4eva]

Kristin... I worship YOU.

[GloiiLovesHiphuggers]

...and she STILL made it. Gotta love Kristin. <3

[pestsprayed]

favorite person ever. seriously. can we clone her?

[PrincessSparklypony]

@pestsprayed Oh, my gosh, my thoughts exactly! xD <3

[amylh322]

@pestsprayed - That's how they grow us here in Oklahoma :) The nice, pretty and talented part of course, not the cloning... as far as i know ;0)

[thePURPLEFUZZYHIPPOZ]

@amylh322 I know don't forget talented too. The current peeps from Oklahoma (edmond specifically) are goin' places!

[emmadilemmasings]

@mkayeSMILEZ She's not saying "cooter," she's saying "cunt." :)

[aeris44]

@emmadilemmasings haha she's saying "cooch"

[TheSammeh1]

my favorite person in the whole wide world.

[KateChenoweth1]

woah that was fast! thank you :)