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  • Omfg people no one gives a crap how many bullets he fired its meant to be fkin halarious so shut up be a rater not a hater

  • this is one of the best videos on utube

  • put a noose round your neck and try falling off that chair again, would be more entertaining!

  • You blo0dy fat b!tch , you wasted my f*#king time :@

  • Did anyone notice that 3 out of the 5 people shot were black? Jackson HATES BLACK PEOPLE!

  • 1:04 that is fucking disgusting......only a fat nig could love that.

  • ROFLMAO

  • he said BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO-

    Bies.

  • Did anyone notice he shot 6 bullets when a springfield only holds 5?

  • @Daemeon93 possible that he retracted one bullet into the guns chamber and reloaded the mag (5 bullets mag+1 bullet barrel)

  • @CrazyKraut20 The springfield did not have a box mag. It had an internal mag inside the gun. Hmmmm

  • @Daemeon93 I think everybody in the world that knows jack shit about ww2 weapons noticed that.

  • @Daemeon93 Ya. In the movie he actually shoots 8 rounds.

  • @Daemeon93 actually, a Springfield '03 could carry 5 in the magazine plus 1 in the chamber.Like most Mauser copies, the '03 had a magazine cut-off switch that kept bullets down in the mag after you closed the bolt.This enabled you to run around with a loaded magazine with no fear of a round in the chamber going off if you dropped it and the safety didn't work.When you were ready to shoot, you could load in a 6th bullet and fire.The old army preferred this practice.

  • Wow u stupid fucker you went and fucked up a perfect movie asshole

  • ha ha best video ever

  • Wow lol on 1:22 thumbs up if u looked

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  • awesome

    

  • 1:09

    OMFG

    THAT WAS SO FUNNY

  • oh.my.god.punish these people and athiests. HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THOSE WHO SERVED YOU FUCKING FAGS!

  • @dandpb99 Fucking Christian.

    What do atheists have to do with anything? Have respect for the atheist soldiers that served, and stop being a brainwashed cunt.

    "Morality is doing what is right regardless of what you're told. Religion is doing what you're told regardless of what is right."

  • @Soleeedus So because he says "god", he's a Christian? Lol, ok. What about Jews? Jehovah's Witnesses? Mormons? Hell, since it's lowercase, it might even be reference to a pagan god like Thor. Nah, it couldn't be, right? It's just easier to presume he's a Christian. Lol, how retarded.

    Btw: Define right and wrong. Oh wait, morality is based on a system of beliefs. What else is a system of beliefs? Religion. You can have morality without religion, but it's still indoctrination. ;)

  • @dandpb99 Atheists??, don't start with all this religious crap, troll.

  • @dandpb99 it's a parody of a war movie, if you don't like it then shut up and go to another video

  • @goedertlord234 YOU NEVER DISRESPECT A VETERAN. that means dont make fun of them dipshit. i really hope your from germany otherwise you are really disrespectful and people who are disrespectful are fags. AND YOU ESPECIALLY DO NOT MAKE FUN OF A FALLEN SOLDIER. DO ALL(ALL)OF YOU DISRESPECTFUL SHITTY FAGS UNDERSTAND THAT? im not going off on a tangent, im using respect. NOW ALL OF YOU SHITTY FUCKING FAGS GET SOME FUCKING RESPECT. thumbs up if you have respect.

  • @dandpb99 Okay so if they don't support our troops that makes them "fags"? Why should they have to pay respect this is America where we have the right to freedom of speech. They can do, say, or believe in whatever they want. Why don't you show some respect and not call them fags. Not showing respect for our Veterans or fallen soldiers does not make anyone a fag. Plus what if that "fallen soldier" or "Veteran" killed an innocent or raped then killed a child? Respect them then?

  • @NWNative147 i know they have freedom of speech, and SO DO I. im just saying what is respectful. all the people who think this is funny are really exploiting the military. i dont think many of them sacrificed their life or even served. a fag is someone with no respect, not a gay or emo. id imagine of the MILLIONS that served maybe a few nutcases(5 or 50) raped and/or killed innocents.. MILLIONS, if not BILLIONS have served their country righteously. they also deserve high respect.

  • @dandpb99 Urmmm Japan, Russia etc burned, pillaged and raped as they conquered.

  • @renno103 well, russians have always been that way and japanese were just plain fucking bitches. if you were going into japan in the war, the army would give you seringes with poison if you ever got captured. i was talking about america, britain, and canada mostly.

  • @dandpb99 Oh, I stand corrected. The fact Russia "Has always been like that" completely excuses their mass crimes against humanity. Shut the fuck up you idiot.

  • @renno103 i meant, russian rulers and officials and military have always been a little crueler than the other allies of the era. and im not trying to discriminate japan and/or russia seriously.

  • @dandpb99 Really? What dictionary did you use to find the definition of fag? You are really trying to tell me that fag does not mean a homosexual? 5 or 50? Are you shitting me? One out of every three people are mentally disturbed, do the math dipshit. Billions you say? There are currently only three hundred million plus people living in America at the moment. If you add up all the casualties from our last wars it would only come up to somewhere near five to six hundred million. Idiot

  • @NWNative147 there is only probably 5 or 6 hundrend million casualties, but there was a lot more people that didnt get seriously hurt. so just think about that and realize that we should just have plain respect for those who serve. even if my brain is fucked up naturally, which it is, and you are all discriminating disability. i hope one day i can serve my country rightly and justly.

  • @dandpb99 Five or six hundred casualties? This is coming from the person who re writes the definition of words and uses them in sentences that do not fit in at all. Get out of this fairy tail illusion that all the American troops are "freedom fighting soldiers" when half of them are psychopaths. True they are brave for fighting for a cause but that cause is a lie. Some are just fools who want to shoot people or think it would be fun. Others are brave and hope to serve for a cause.

  • @NWNative147

    wazzap my nigga?

  • @NWNative147 actually, my cousin thinks that to be a veteran you have to have killed somebody. i would consider him one of those psychopaths. i wanted to say fuck you to him

  • @NWNative147 i used the dictionary of my brain. IN MY OPINION, a fag is mostly someone without respect for those who deserve it. AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO MY FUCKING OPINION. AND YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO YOURS. BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE DISCRIMINATING MY OPINION AND DONT WANT ME TO SHARE MY FUCKING OPINION. BUT TOO BAD, I CAN HAVE MY OPINION.

  • @dandpb99 I never said I had a problem with your opinion. Also it does not matter that "in your opinion" a fag is someone who does not show support. A fag means a homosexual, BECAUSE IT IS IN THE DICTIONARY. I am well aware the difference between respect and support, do not try to tell me what I do not understand. True people should show respect for people who lost their life in war but that does not make them a fag. You think you have a disability? Try having one ear.

  • @NWNative147 500-600 million? common who are you kidding,ever since the forming of the United States by bloodshed there havent even been 600mill Americans in total.

    in all wars the US( read Europeans) have fought in they only lost 1,283,000 men even with all the people dying from natural causes you wont get anywhere near the 300 mill you stated.

  • @ricowisse I was proving a point. According the the 2010 Census there were over 300 million people living in the United States. I was trying the tell the person who said "millions if not BILLIONS have served this country" I was trying to be ideal. Also have you taken in the death of Native Americans, African slaves, and Asian slaves into account?

  • @NWNative147 couldnt find reliable sources for those people so no i didnt add them in that list

  • @NWNative147 you know what, you are making me really fucking mad calling me a dipshit when you cant figure out that respect doesnt mean support. they should at least respect past troops for giving them freedom.

  • @dandpb99 i never said i didnt have respect, i ahve nothing but respect for our soldiers, im just saying that it's a parody and it's not meant to be taken seriously.

  • @goedertlord234 well i am truly sorry but i take a lot seriously.

  • @dandpb99 Wow, shut up, no one cares how butthurt you got over the internet

  • i cumed all the monerter because of the bolt action

  • Private Jackson was real man, you shouldn't have mentioned his name in a parodic matter... Show some respect to our fallen...

  • @halogodzzillia3 i really agree with you.

  • YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING MAKING FUN OF A VIDEO THAT IS BASED ON THE GREATEST WAR EVER FOUGHT [ WW2 ] NOT TO MENTION THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY YOU PEOPLE THAT MADE THIS VIDEO NEED TO LEARN SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR AMERICANS HISTORY.

  • @HarvesterofDeathA7X you are a great person.

  • @dandpb99 thank you ^_^ god bless america

  • he's a mad man...

  • Snipes innocent people. He killed Nazi SS who were overrunning his fellow soldiers position. Too bad he didn't kill more.

  • I laughed so hard at 1:07 ! Priceless how he just opens his other eye XD

  • I thought this was gonna be like a Nazi thing with like a million dislikes of Jackson killing German soldiers because some 5 year old thinks Jacksons bad. Great job this was funny

  • hahahahahah 1:03 wtf XDD

  • Brilliant video !

    hahahahaha

  • whats the video with the mad kid at 0:30

  • @schoolterrorist Greatest Freakout ever kid

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  • but private Jackson is Stephen Quire (greatest freak out ever kid), isn't he?...

  • Funny and nicely made =)

  • 1:03 ....... dislike

  • Lol whoever made this video is a class A rutard.

  • @SwagSplasher91 Yea but he's a classy ruhtard.

  • ha ha ehehehhehehehehhehhahhahahhaha­haahhhaha

  • LOL

  • so, dumb. thats what makes it funny. :)

  • for the love of God... why?

  • lmfao I cant breath

  • It all makes sense now: SHE'S the reason we lost the Vietnam War!

  • ha ha

  • @tiosopaman and if i were within 5 feet of you I would beat the sh*t out of you for being a racist piece of garbage. Amen.

  • @tiosopaman only if you are standing before that man

  • "OUWH OUH Owh OUEh OEWWWHW OWeU OWH MY GA- OW OW OWHH OH STOP OH STOP Owueh OH OWEUUUUU UUUUUOOO I cant breathe HEHUHW stop!" (in the most bizarre voice ever too) XD

  • LOOL WELL DONE MATE VERY GOOD

  • 1:15 .... bang! did he hit the hole?

  • 1:02 LOL! PVT. jackson dont want niggers

  • I was not expecting the last scene

  • FUS RO DAH!!!

  • TOO BAD THEY DIDNT DIE

  • so thats how my mom died... LOL =)

  • hahahah @ :28 we got a twitcher

  • well i was laughing til i saw the faggot

  • 1:06 WTF!!!!!!!! NOW I WANNA PUKE

  • ROTFLMAO!

  • OMFG  that is some of the funniest shit i have ever seen.

  • 1:03....um.....

  • @luger74 I certainly concur with your previous "um".

    Men that do things like that should be in a secure facility so they can get the proper medical assistance that they are so obviously in dire need of.

  • @luger74

    I could have gone my entire life and not missed seeing that.

  • this is the best it's on HD /watch?v=H4SzEhZzoPE

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  • 0:20 is the funniest one :D

  • Snipe the niggers!!!

  • If you press the snowflake button on the video player, it snows!! :D

    And 1:03, disturbing.....

  • lol

    

  • more like sniping stupid people

  • End made me throw up

  • Hahahahhaaa

  • funniest thing ive seen all day. some of the "victim" clips ran a little long but i gotta hand it to you for originality

  • Fucking awesome!

  • Why does this not have like 10 million hits

  • The title should say Private Jackson Snipes idiots

  • LOL!!!

  • asojasjoasjoasojasasjo

  • Lmao at 0:32

    

  • Whale hunting?

  • u ruined a great movie screw off and u stole all those videos from tosh.0

  • @jewballs4445 tosh.o is not doing those videos, so he didnt steal them. he might have got famous because of him, but there is no stealing involved. 

  • @jewballs4445 and Tosh.0 stole those videos from the internet.

    What now?

  • Wut Da hek?????????????

  • um, not a cool vid. this is a great movie.

  • Omg there's that queer kid who lost his World of Warcraft account.

  • the end is EPIC :D

  • Wow. LOL. How does that doesn't have millions of views? first time seeing too.

  • LOL

  • I was like no way!!! I never seen him shoot a civ.. watching... watching... LOL!!! OMG!!! LOL.

  • that guys crazy O_O @ :33

  • LOL

    

  • DIS SHYT HAD ME DIEING

  • dud thats gold

    

  • lol'd hrdly at 0:30

  • Is that a man At 104? Thats a sick sick thing to do to straight dudes you pig.We look and check it out for vagina and we see wiener .then we are ,ortified that we were stairing at a mans genitals looking for vagina.Thats unhuman of you pig.And no we were not turned on by any means.At least we have a gay check moment and know we are still cool and not freaking sick.

  • And he shoots into the future too....Thats good.

  • thumbs up if you threw up around 1:04

  • ahhaahahhaah

  • Love the idea.

  • LOL

  • This is so fucken stupid for real

  • 00:31 WUHAHAHAH! really! I couldnt stop laughing for 5 minutes

  • he needs to adjust his scope!

  • @4500intelx dude its ww2 not mw2 or mw3 they didnt have the stuff

  • at 00:31 Wouw, looks like we got a twitcher.

  • I always did wonder if the character Jackson had survived the end of the movie, would he have ended up shooting people for the KKK? He does kinda fit the religious fanatic sniper type! That would have made an interesting alternate ending to the movie: Matt Damon as an older Ryan(now an FBI agent)in the 1970s interviewing Barry Pepper's Jackson now imprisoned for shooting a Civil Rights leader! I smell sequel!

    P.S. How could Jackson bear to look at that gay guy's crotch through a sniper scope!

  • that nigger deserve more

    

  • @47hitman471 you diserve to get shoved up by a 8====D~

  • tags? *nigger* <---- ???

  • @857Evan I counted at least 1 nigger among the killed.

  • @857Evan racist SCUM

  • @67Zaka don't blame him, thats just what the tags say

  • @857Evan haha, sorry... got confused

  • @857Evan saving private ryan sniper

     pvt jackson chair fail remix scarlet wow

    freakout nigger fox grape sniping tom hanks

    it leades you to porn; WATCHTHEFUCKENOUT!!

  • @857Evan 1:02 .......... O.O thats the reason why this video has a "niggger tag"

  • Dat last one..

  • 0:47 close your eyes

  • haha

    

  • What was that building in the end... the Chateau Elan near Atlanta?

  • When the goverment collapses I hope to do this to black people one day,

  • @coldbrewbeer hahaha man im there with you

  • pause this video and pres8

    

  • Get a fucking life you saddoes, its only a film (and a damn fine one at that!1)

  • That last one was not innocent

  • Everytime I switch to my Sniper class on COD I imagine I'm like this

  • LOLZZ

  • jacksons expression at the end lol

  • xD

  • LOL at 1:09

  • you're not supposed to stick your rifle barrel out the window when you make a shot

  • fucking hilarious!

  • Are you sure they're all innocent?

  • viper 61

  • they all deserved it

  • make more

    thumbs this up

  • 0:05 ASS SHOT!

  • thats really messed up how many ppl died for your freedom and this is what u turn it into u sick bastard'

  • @DrAirsoft8 what the hell? they didnt die for our freedom, neither tom hanks nor barry pepper who played jackson have ever served in the military, let alone fought in war. They are just actors in an unrealistic war movie called saving private ryan

  • hah, that was the best thing I've ever seen.

  • This video is misleading! No one he shot was innocent!

  • Listen the woman at 0:49 !!!!

    Aoooouwwww Aoooouwwww Aoooouuuuuuuuwwww Aoooouwwww Aoooouwwww Aoooouuuuuuuuwwww Aoooouwwww Aoooouwwww Aoooouuuuuuuuwwww Aoooouwwww Aoooouwwww Aoooouuuuuuuuwwww Aoooouwwww Aoooouwwww Aoooouuuuuuuuwwww

  • Nice shooting.