Steve Byrne Defends Himself Against Dane Cook Part 2

[floeticdeath]

Dane Cook had alot of arrogance, thinking he was the biggest comic at the time? Did he forget about dave chappelle?

[tekbarrier]

Wow...just...wow. Now I detest Dane Cook even more. Accusing a funny comedian like Steve Byrne of stealing, then trying to ruin his career (that he worked his ass off for) because Dane's overinflated ego pulled some strings that he shouldn't have been able to pull in the first place. Dane Cook is a fucking lowlife and a total loser.

[big1gangsta2clink]

Dane cook is a cunt

[liquifex]

Lol...i like to insert my own bullshit into well known and documented debates. I'll say Steve wore a wire, yeah, that's it! Yeah....Dane's the idiot, eh? An idiot who banks more in a week than you do in a year. It must be a sad life to become a loud mouth tough guy online just because some people like something you don't. I actually feel bad for you...and your mom, since she has to take care of you :(

[SouthParkBear]

Steve should have threatened legal action. He could easily bankrupt Dane Cock for this sort of harassment.

[LudaChez]

Anyone who has ever liked Dane Cook, go back and listen to him. Watch him. you will slowly realize, he isnt funny. All of his jokes are poorly crafted and over stated. his energy is what made him funny. he has some good jokes, but for the most part is no where near as good as other comedians. He should fade away. he had his fun and made his money but people are starting to see him for what he really is.

[SouthParkBear]

@LudaChez

I saw Dane Cook ONCE on Comedy Central, and he had like 30,000 fans SCREAMING as he came in...

Then I watched his ACT. For about five minutes.... I was like What the FUCK?

Who told this MORON that he was funny?

"Yeah ya know you take a date to the movies, and you ask her if she wants something from the snack bar, and she's like (girly voice) 'Yeah, I want some... POPCORN! And some.... JUNIOR MINTS! And some.. TWIZZLERS!"

Even FRANCE would kick this asshole out as unfunny!

[liquifex]

@SouthParkBear I guarantee you never get laid. I'd be amazed if you weren't still a virgin.

[SouthParkBear]

@liquifex Yeah thanks for the offer but I prefer WOMEN.

I don't play on your "team" buttboy.

[liquifex]

What's funny - When Dane came on Marc's show, he didn't trash Steve AT ALL. If you truly heard it, then you know what happened. Steve fucked himself by talking shit like this.

[SouthParkBear]

@liquifex

Yeah STUPID, maybe Dane Cock was LYING HIS ASS OFF about what actually happened!

And he DID trash him, passive aggressively.

If Steve was smart, he'd wear a WIRE for whenever Dane talked to him, so that he could NAIL him on his lies instead of he-said she-said!

I wouldn't believe a WORD that asshole Dane Cock says.

[liquifex]

@SouthParkBear You're a complete moron, but you can't help it. No one ever wore a wire, dipshit. When you have to lie to win a debate, you lost. A fucking wire.....god you're stupid.

[SouthParkBear]

@liquifex

You're a fucking idiot, anyone can wear a wire to record conversations, they have phone-apps that put it right on your website.

[liquifex]

Haha, that's right. Don't fuck with the Dane Train. Dane is fucking awesome.

[SouthParkBear]

@liquifex Yeah really awesome the way he fucks an upcoming comic up the ass when he can't handle the competition because Dene Cook SUCKS ASS!

[thedarkknightfall]

@mopground ha ha. Agreed

[mopground]

the evidence seems to be against dane for steve byrne is not a douche proving no essence was stolen

[SouthParkBear]

@mopground

Dane Cook is a manic-depressive a-hole, and people laugh at his manic "Cornholio" shit.

That's his whole gimmick.

And of course when he goes depressive, he gets butthurt-paranoid and begins to suspect people of plotting against him and stealing his creativity, which he likewise thinks he has.

In reality he HAS no talent, so of course he figures anyone who IS talented must have stole it from him, just like he thought he wrote the jokes he STOLE from Louis CK.

[Timoth1983]

Hopefully more real comics will start being more open with how they really feel about Dane now that his career has cooled down a bunch.

[SouthParkBear]

@Timoth1983

Fuck open, he's proven that he lies about people and stabs them in the back, threatens to fuck their career etc.

He is SHIT. Any smart comic would WEAR A WIRE whenever Dane Cook talks to them, so you can PROVE he's a fucking liar.

Otherwise all his brown-nosing douchebag fans will believe their favorite ass they love to suck, Dane Cook.

[DoubleshotWhiskey]

Dane cook aint shit now

[evelsteev]

Dane Cock

[kismet2121]

Your a great guy Steve Byrne!

[SouthParkBear]

@kismet2121

You can tell a person's personality by the way they do an interview.

Steve is candid and cool, humble, straightforward, converses.

Dane Cook is nervous, domineering, arrogant, hyper, loud, blustering, slurring words, not conversing so much as blasting out speeches and accusations, bragging about his honesty and purity of character, and how he NEVER STEALS etc.

He protest too much to believe the protesting.

[asianmovement]

I remember taking a piss right next to Steve

[SouthParkBear]

@asianmovement

Did you turn immediately towards him and say "HEY STEVE BYRNE!"

LOL

[asianmovement]

@SouthParkBear No, I was to nervous. haha. twas cool tho

[Doli1017]

Dane Cook steals jokes from Louis CK and then he does this to Steve Byrne? Fuck this guy man.



[ockraz]

I knew Dane could be a self important jerk. I had no idea he was such a cunt.

[bigredphenom]

lol Ashton Kutcher come the fuck out already!

[HDest1990]

Love the top 2 comments.HA! Got a better laugh outta them them any of Danes jokes.

[JayAdams34]

Steve Byrne should call him a fuck face :)

[PantsingtonHardware]

Steve and Dane is like apples and...well, dogshit. Steve is known for being original, having a great delivery, and having a really good grasp of the english language. Dane is known for acting like a loud college kid. Gee, I wonder who I'm going to side with on this one.

[scottvska]

Dane Cook is a narcissistic POS.

[Pothosferoo]

i don't know who is right but Dane Cook definitely looks like the bad guy

[RedLegBlazer]

If Steve Byrne stole Dane Cook's essence he'd turn into a cliche joke ruining asshole. Cook pander's to dumbass college fratboy jock douche bags. Look for Anthony Jeselnik's Dane Cook impression.

[TheJasonDR]

@RedLegBlazer true

[singkit2]

DANE IS JUST A CONCEITED FUCKFACE....

FAME AND  MONEY CHANGES PEOPLE.....

[ladyintheradiator187]

Man who would have guessed that Dane Cook was such a dick? What a total egomaniac!!

[robotpanda77]

Fuck Dane Cook.

[romanap82584]

Fuck Dane Cook!

[DieJameSA]

I think it's clear what's going here: Dane Cook is still a cunt.

[cohena2]

What a delusional P.O.S. "Stealing my essence." "Do you want to get our friends involved"? Really. C'mon you talentless moron. Dane Cook = No talent Hack. His 15 minutes of fame passed already.

[gio4461]

after seeing this...i think dane cook is deliberately trying to destroy Steve Byrnes career...wht a douche.

[SinSlashB]

wow . . dane's a yuppie dickhole

[Lancersbane]

My problem with Steve:he laughs to much at his own jokes

My problem with dane cook: He reminds me of the kids who made my school life miserable. And, he's a narcissistic asshole

And you know what? i dont find either of them very funny, but I find one of them far less pretentious than the other.

[Jazzy4440]

"Do you want to get our friends involved?"

Dane is a douche...

[somebodyquiet]

@Jazzy4440 *fans, not friends

[carlo88moe]

@somebodyquiet lol, not often when a correction is thumbed up to top rated, kudos haha

[JustGolza]

Steve should just be a youtube comedian. He'd be the next youtube celeb. I'd watch and sub to him. Screw managers, he'd probably make more money working with youtube.

[RobMailloux]

@JustGolza What does this mean?

[OMGITSDRJESUS]

@JustGolza Thats not true

[RockMan757]

@JustGolza dude, youtube comedians are like the lowest rung on the ladder. i mean sure, people like RayWJ and Swifty are funny to watch and i'll subscribe to them any day, but Steve has freakin' specials on comedy central, man. there's not much better you can get.

[Smarkitude]

@RockMan757

>RayWJ

>Good

Wrong. Try Bo Burnham.

[RockMan757]

@Smarkitude I'll admit Bo Burnham is loads funnier, but you can't deny RWJ's success. He's still a funny guy at either rate and I give credit where it's due.

[Smarkitude]

@RockMan757

I just don't see how LOL LOOK THIS GUY IS SITTING ON A TIRE -guy sits on a tire- HE'S GONNA HAVE HIS ASS EXPLODE! -his ass explodes- THAT'S NUTS LMFAO is funny.

[RockMan757]

@Smarkitude cause that's exactly how he does it, amirite? maybe if you watched more than 5 seconds of one of his videos, cynical attitude aside, you'd find some humor in there. i mean he's got over 4 million subscribers, so he must be doing SOMETHING right.

[Smarkitude]

@RockMan757

Just because the majority finds it funny doesn't mean I have to.

[RockMan757]

@Smarkitude i never said you HAVE to, i'm just saying you're being a stuck-up dickwad about it. LOL HEY GUISE I DONT LIKE RWJ CUZ ITS TOO MAINSTREAM LOL AM I COOL YET?

[Smarkitude]

@RockMan757

I just always wanted to have a pointless YouTube argument. And I finally have.

[RockMan757]

@Smarkitude yeah, one that you initiated. congratulations, you have no life.