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  • I hope this doesn't turn into a commercial jingle.

  • 43 people have never tasted prarie home sausge!

  • I live in Fayette County which is th county next to shelby county :D haha :3

  • this is so bead i love thing you don't say to your wife not this

  • Hey its a Texas LP

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  • @Jesusluvsyou33 umm he has many CDs

  • The thing is, I know how they make sausage, I just don't care. If it were me doing it, I'd put the hog down differently, but thats about it.

    "oh the cow in the meadow goes 'moo',

    the cow in the meadow goes 'moo',

    Then the farmer knocks it on the head & chops it up & that's how we get hamburger"

  • do you people know why I hate hot-dogs & sausages? my friends: nope seree me: cause they are made of pig,horse & cow leftovers! my friend Emily: *gasp* I am never eating hot-dogs ever again! I love horses!!!

  • Now I got a craving for prarie sasuge!

  • Mmm you can taste the leftovers we Fed him ha I found the corn

  • i really nead some pairie sausge because i am in VA when i was born in FL so we kill hogs every two monthes

  • This seems slightly dis-tasteful Tim. :P Still love ya. ',:)

  • Eeeeeh. The squealing.

  • 39 pigs watched this.

  • He's talkin' bout my county :D Hehehehe

  • @MollyLuver1234 :( i thought he was gonna say shelby county ,Texas

  • 39 people are vegeterians ;)

  • That's awful!

  • @GodsWildfire yeah, it is. awfully funny!

  • He made a goof in the lyrics...Shelby County, TN is the southwest corner of the state, not the heart of it. But, either way, still funny!

  • ha ha thats so funny i love it. I know this song by heart.

  • Honestly, I'm tiered of people telling me what's in my food. I'd eat dog crap if it tasted like cheese burgers.

  • so is Tim a vegetarian? just wondering

  • What is that thing that those kids were riding in the beginning?

  • whoo hoo Tennessee

  • Texas license plate.... :)

  • :@O

  • This Makes me never want to eat sausage again, but its Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

  • shelby county is in alabama not tennesee. i live there. lolz

  • @may0rs1ay3r There's also a Shelby County in TN. Memphis happens to be the county seat. ;^Z

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  • at 0:13 what the heack is that?

  • @4ever8bit that's one of them there newfangled whirly-ma-jigs

  • I live in shelby county lol

  • haha...awful! Tim is so good:)

  • "First we round up all our filthy pigs, and take'em all out back, Take an old sledge hammer and give'em all a wack!" Hahaha. Thats my favraite part,

  • It takes the sheer genius of a comedian to come up with a jingle as bad as this. "God gave me this song!" (from parenting vid)

    -Brother Outlaw Productions

  • Wow, Tim Hawkins is amazing, he's the only singer who can make me laugh while I hear about a bunch of pigs getting a good wack with a hammer.

  • lol i love sausage

  • @trombonist52 no one cares but i am 2

  • imso glad i decided to watch this while i was eating

  • Ughh, I really don't feel like eating any sausage right now... *barfs in mouth*

  • luv the pic of the pig on the side of the truck!

  • ieee what the f@#$

  • PETA must be incensed lol!

  • Tim's almost as fun as eatin' that there sausage!

  • hahaha tim hawkins rocks. hes a great Christian comedian

  • Agreed!

  • @Drbottlecap10 But a catholic one.......

  • Why is 'Charlie bit my finger - again!' in the related videos?? It isn't nearly as funny as Tim Hawkins is!

  • WAHOO! My county made it in a song! Haha! Mmm.... i actually wish I had some sausage now... YUM!

  • I love the wife so cheerful when she's handing the guy the hammer

  • Hahah...mmmmmm sausage!

  • Where in TN is he from...cuz he said Shelby and that's from I'm from

  • @xxkharriegurl14xx he is from columbia , tn

  • yummy. with mashed potatoes!

  • Ha, ha, ha, ha! Now I'm hungry for sausages!

  • im sure you are . big sausage

  • the pig face on the Chevy was the icing on the cake. Tim is so awesom! i would lov to hear him live

  • This is gross sad and funny. But mostly funny :P

  • This is a funny video. I like Tim Hawkins. But, ditto on the Texas plates thing.

  • There's definitely something about country living that brings out the fat content onto the supper plate, regardless of country. In Quebec, Canada they have a dish called "poutine." Made of "made of fries, cheese, and gravy" (be sure and hang on to that picture!) the word literally means "a mess." The same things could be said about poutine as about biscuits and gravy. Example: "I ate a poutine yesterday, I hope I won't suffer an heart-attack. The cheese was so fresh it squeaked." Bon appetit.

  • sausage is disgusting...yuck!

    great vid!

  • I don't see how Shelby County, Tennessee could be called the "Heart of Tennessee" when it is in the extreme southwestern corner of the state and is highly urban (since it is the county that contains Memphis). Also, the truck at the end has Texas plates!

  • you must live in johnson City....

  • It's irony, dude! Comedy!

  • Nope, I live in Chicago. I've been to Memphis (and Johnson City, for that matter) before. Not sure if it is ironic, but it is funny. I am just not sure why he couldn't have chosen a county more toward the middle of the state and maybe find a truck with a Tennessee tag.

  • @ebob1967 i always though nashvill or memphis was suposed to be the " heart " of Tennessee

  • Most sausage is wonderful. Get over it.

  • Too much like real country.. ICK!

  • As my cousin says, "It ain't breakfast without PIG!"

  • HEEHEE!!!

  • I would recommend this video to PETA:

    "People Eating Tasting Animals."

  • I'm off to the supermarket to buy some "Praire Home sausage!"

    I don't mind the squealin'...LOL!!

  • only if you work for Hillshire farm...

  • That's not shelby county, that's nashville

  • mmmmmmmmmm bacon.

  • 1 star cuz I hate the digital peta.

  • Haha. Very Funny!! :D

  • the pigs face on the chevy @ the end was hillarious! anything that is pork i'll eat it lol

  • i like bacon :)

  • I drive a truck for a big name sausage company in north Texas. This was HILARIOUS!!

    .... we did, however trade the sledge hammer in for a more humane fancy air gun system.

    Pork is good.

  • i hope you really dont do that because i really dont find that a bit funnny : /

    it pisses me off

  • i feel a little sick after watching tht

  • disturbing and delicious

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  • @Vikter357 thats just plain descusting maybe you autta meet my older cousin . she once segsted makin pattys outta cow dunn

  • This is the funniest song ever! I really don't like meat very much, except turkey, chicken, and hot dogs. Mabye this is why I don't eat sausage! LOL!

  • ummm hot dogs are sausages...i dont like meat either...cept bacon...

  • @iamsavedbygrace1 hot dogs and sausage are almost the same thing

  • @superstargonnabe not really?

  • @JmAnN2486 no i know but they are pretty close only u dont eat hotdogs for breakfast

  • @superstargonnabe except for the fact that sausage is pork and hotdogs are beef? sausage has spices and hotdogs dont. the only similarity is that they are both in a tube.

  • @JmAnN2486 and they both tast great in a bun with ketchup and stuff on them and they both come from some farm but yeah i see your point . i just mean that they are simular ... not the same

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  • God said we could eat it, as long as we blessed it and by Goly, I am goin to eat it. Ham, bacon, my personal fav and chops, sausage, pulled pork, pickled pigs feet, i use to eat those, souse meat, So much to like, so little time.

  • Actually, in most religions, excluding hinduism and buddhism, the respective gospels and books look very lowly at pigs. Pigs were seen as dirty, disgusting things, a place where the devil lies.

    That is, if you believe in that kind of crap.

  • i wonder who wrote that! lol whoever it was had too much time on his hands! lol jk

  • lol, it was Tim Hawkins. he's a Christian comedian who parodies songs :) (he was the one singing)

  • haven't you people seen lion king?? the circle of life applies here and everywhere else so killing animals is just the way life goes.

  • MMM PORK!!! XD

  • Meat may be murder, but murder tastes pretty damn good! - Denis Leary

  • Animals eat each other and some of us eat the animals. If you don't, then it's just too bad for you. Sorry to say this but who gives a flying &%#¤ what other people eat. Let's all just agree to disagree shall we? 'Cause I ain't giving up my steak but I'm not gonna force you to eat it.

  • I'm sorry, but that's just weird. A cat is the natural predator of mice. The cat was just obeying the programing and instinct that God put in it's head. Besides, we are intended to eat meat. That's how it's been since Eden.

  • U obviously don't know much about the "Garden of Eden" or are sorely misinformed.

  • Eating meat is not killing it. i mean u wont be the one killing it. Anyways its not healthy to just eat vegies. You need protein and besides it tastes good!

  • vegetarian doesn't mean you only eat veggies.

    vegetarians simply don't eat meat, so they can eat things such as eggs.

    which: is a source of protein, and studies have shown that vegetarians tend to have a heathier weight, be more active, and be more healthy in general.

  • A truly healthy person will not even eat sugar and dairy products(save natural sugar), and use other sources of protein. God didn't create us to eat JUST meat, and certainly not processed meat, sugars, etc. We are omnivores, not carnivores.

  • I honestly beg to differ, vegetarians are accualy underweight and ussualy have bad nutrient deficiencies. Most vegetarians are more or less on some form of multivitamin because they lack alot of the omnivorious nutrition that every body needs to properly digest food.

  • U obviously have never heard of Soy, Legumes(beans), textured vegetable protein, dairy, nuts, seeds, or eggs. Your diet must be very boring indeed.

  • Pork is the worst meat and I'll never eat it as long as I live but the digital peta are more horrible than what I've seen here.

  • What's a digital peta?

  • digital peta are the animal sympathizers that post on youtube or newgrounds. For example that flash game made by peta about cooking mama....that's digital peta. Making videos about animal cruelty and posting them on youtube...that's digital peta.

  • vegitarians a re so weird. It's natural for us to kill stuff. it's called SURVIVING.

  • @WHHS2002 the thing is you probably grew up in the city or something so killing an animal to eat seems cruew but if you were raised on a farm you would see things differently. i wasnt really reised on a meat farm but i was raised on a mini farm and we had theese meat chickens whose purpose in life was to be eaten and we had meat rabits too ( thoughi didnt eat them) aslo i know alota beef farmers and stuff so i understand the whole thing differently.

  • what's this song a parody of?

  • If you don't mind the squeal... goodness gracious that's good.

  • where's elly mae and jethro?? :D

  • lol

  • wat wat i live in shelby countY!!!!! and it doesnt really look like this..at all...

  • "Grab an old sledge hammer and give 'em all a whack." O_O HAHA!

  • This would kill if it actually was a real commercial on air.

    Maybe for PETA?

  • i like the guys face at 0:26

  • XD thats mean but damn lol funny as hell. hard being a meat eater who loves all animals also XD but hell its in nature why not :P

  • I'm a meat eater that loves all animals X'3 Its not that hard X'D Only when i meet vegitarians

  • @WarMasterX6 when you think about it really its not that hard i mean i eat meat but i love animals. the animal your eating isnt one you had some sort of attachment so and its not like your eating your pet or something. most times your eating some wild thing that can reproduce like shit lolor something that was raised on a farm but meant to eat like turkey on thanks giving. i would never eat my pet rabit ... but one time i ate a wild rabit ( and hated it ( the taste) so i never ate it again ) :)

  • thats sad!!! ha ah tht was funny though!

  • omg lol that's horrible.. hahah but funny video/song lol..

  • this is why im a vegetarian. btw, hilarious videos!

  • Lol. I like this one and Cletus Take the Reel. lol!!

    :@

  • Well im From Tennssee and I think thats Hilariouse!

  • you're always funny Tim...

  • it sounds a lot like the blue bell commercial lol

  • What a hoot! We raised pigs in bygone years!  LOL

  • idk he has funnnier vids this wasnt a very funny thing but it kinda is

  • that spinny thing looks fun

  • WATCH out Here somes Ashley Judd! She is so gonna make a commercial defaming you... oh wait you don't use your children to try to win elections!

  • i love ur videos about tim hawkins espesically cletus take the reel &the subway

  • He is a little odd, thats all i have 2 say...

  • lol that is HILARIOUS

  • mmmmmmmm. . . Pork.

  • i don't think its funny to make fun of peoples life styles

  • well i do lol

  • lol, at first i didn't think i'd like this song, but then i watched it anyway, and it was pretty funny.

  • Okay...well...I'm never eating meat again. Ever.

  • ...grab a sledge hammer n give em all a whack - hahahahaha

  • I find it rather amusing how many people are quick to feel sorry for farm livestock when it's raised to be slaughtered. Pork, Chicken and Beef all come from somewhere.

  • thats it??? isnt tim hawkins songs like 5min? min?????

  • umm...kinda gross but cool, i guess

  • love it love it love it !!!

    Carol Ann in Texas

  • mmmmm finger licking good

  • I wanna buy some!!

  • That is the worst,funniest,sickiest jingle I have ever heard before!

  • mmmmmmmmm sausage

  • lol

  • why up thumbs to the people who say "I feel bad about eating suasages." dam* vegitarians.............. Ill shoot those cows and pigs..... OH AND NICE VIDEO! (Jk about the vegitarians btw... =) i have a fiend thts an anerexcic or however you spell it...

  • When He came back for the hammer at the end...His face was like," OH! Forgot my Slegdehammer...Thanks,Hun!"..L­OL

  • yummy!!!

  • ... no comment

  • i just lost my appetite

  • but i love sausage! oh no... CRAP i want the sausage but now i feel bad

  • i know!!!

  • Lol. xD

    Makes me feel a little awful about being a meat eater.

  • I'm not sure I'll ever eat sausage again.

  • hahaha funny!!

  • now I want some! leave it to tim to tell us about a product and not tell us where to buy it :)

  • awesomeness

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  • We LOVE your sense of humor....goooooo homeschool!!!!!!!

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  • More funny stuff............ we love it all! keep it coming!

  • you guys rock, well...in a country way !!!

  • mmm mmm good! i luv tim hawkins. hes the best comedian yet(he ranks even above Brian Regan).

  • PSHH yeah right!!!!!!!!!!

  • they have different styles. they are both amazing though!