Life with Pokéism - Part 1

[Jiraister]

Was that like a piano version of one of the songs on pokemon?

[MultiRobinSS]

That shit is old as hell! I remember doing all this when i was young i beat everything caught every single pokemon with A FREAKING POKEBALL and caught mewtwo with the master ball man this shit is old

[Pojackalot]

If prof. oak is god, does that make gary satan?

[GameFreakForYou]

i could beat ya with my team

[inFamousAngel17]

best exp i had with pokemon was D/P

[RBGYGSC]

watch my channel

[K22Portal]

I believe this is called Pokérus.

[mcfufley]

which the beginning of the video game?

[HenryBenedict1]

they should teach pokemon in science classes, it teaches evolution :D

[Masterwolfman001]

well no one can find the dislike bar..... *404*

[shadic381]

Arceus= God

[shadic381]

0:06 ooh,that game looks nice...What is it called?

[NinjaZack101Films]

Lol Pokemon Fan Club

[Nazetrumentals]

gameboy Color :D

[jpogmaster7ohyeah]

@scream4677 me too



[ArrowBuddies]

The cheater looks stoned as fuck.

[skyelarWoof]

You have a high school religion class? That's actually illegal in the state I live in. xD

[UberGoat96]

@skyelarWoof he probably went to a private school. hence the religion class, and the uniforms.

[sagemode1100]

Nidoking

[gigafart5832]

THE POKEMON BIBLE:chapter 17 the rise of arceus

arceus said unto his followers that they shall defend their land with the sixteen plates of the elements the power of the land will be strengthend with grass and ground plates.

the endless water that gives us life shall be purified by the water plate.

if you would like more of the pokemon bible jsut leave a comment :D

[thezebracakes]

@gigafart5832 dude DO IT

[gigafart5832]

@thezebracakes i had comepletly forgoten this comment XD but i would make pokeism a religion but it would be hard i would need to start in japan gain enough followers make the pope of pokemon which if you are wondering the pope of pokeism would be satoshi the creator of pokemon but idk i mean ive played all games ive beaten evry gotten all pokemon i just dont know...

[gigafart5832]

@gigafart5832 quick note i may try to make a ACTUAL POKEMON BIBLE COPY but im not going to sell it srry *troll face*

[scream4677]

pokemon leafgreen also my first pokemon game

[1234lugiahooh]

that would be a fun school if we could only play pokemon

[EvilTacoEater]

I wanna be a Pokeist... :o

[wool770]

hey do you have any of the new pokemons like black and white or soulsilver send me message i need some pokemon!!

[nate11061995]

@wool770 Hey Ash! You can catch them yourself! Cheater!

[choco811]

Hahaha

[IronFish199]

i want to be converted

[LLS12341]

Arceus: is that a masterball?

*Pokemon trainer throws master ball*

Arceus: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Awesomewithaz]

I wish my school was super into pokemon.

[xXTobiMonsterXx]

haha that is very stupid but for some reason i do believe that

[Matin100100]

yo ill kick your ass in pokemon

[TheJordanMunoz]

@Matin100100 challenge accepted

[ZAVGreviews]

b-but i like animal crossing :(

[SSJKenpachiZaraki]

poor natale LOL

[thylevi]

omg i just jizzed on my keyboard this is awesome

[PhoenixDjinni96]

ok maybe not a religion, but pokemon should really be a school subject X3

[shadic381]

@PhoenixDjinni96 Today my students,You shall learn about Reshiram.

Take out your master balls.

[PhoenixDjinni96]

@shadic381 I wanna master on pokemon breeding XD

[daimyosama]

when I was a teen I liked to fuck retard chicks. Nowadays, teens are retard chicks.

[XxXRoaroftheTigerXxX]

395 people aren't special and just have regular Autism.

[daimyosama]

@XxXRoaroftheTigerXxX LMFAO

[XxXRoaroftheTigerXxX]

@daimyosama :)

[Shadowstar851]

I Want to Join!!! JK. I know its not real. Trying to piss people off. Pokemon rule!!!

[DevilDartz4]

1:01 saffron gym

[CheckOutMyPokemons]

Fuck yes yellow version, Kyle Knows his shit

[VampireLilyHellsing]

This makes me want to steal my LeafGreen game back from mother, she hasn't played it in over a month and it's mine. She doesn't even know how to play the game fifty tomes in one day I told her that Butterfree's Confusion move could get rid of posion monsters and she just didn't get it.

[GezzaOhagan]

you know whats ironic ..... the remakes sucked

[jailbreaker341]

hahaha i luv it evn tho yall r dumasses

[7catstied2gether]

haha, you made up a religion and now a bunch of internet trolls want to join it. sucks to be you, unintentional messiah of the electronic age.

[supermagicwarrior]

You should download pokemon leaf green on emuparadise. It takes awhile but once you figure out how to find places on the website you will always find every game :3

[HandFullOfMyLove]

might sound kinda gay but when i was younger and i saw that seen of ash leaving pikachu i cried a bit. ha ha, Pokemon rules.

[jackthelad40]

my first ever pokemon of all games was squirtle and now he's level 100 blastoise oh yeah!!!!!!!!!

[bubbaboyize]

I Have Fire Red i LOVE IT i had it so long i <3 it

[capsmaster1]

@zombiecard56 do you even believe that i have read those type of things and they NEVER happen i have looked at many of those things and they have never happened i have been looking at these things for 10 years and nothing has happened and i will never do this.

[tahervaso]

@zombiecard56 Fuck off........these things are all shit

[awsomenes76]

@zombiecard56 YOU!

SHUT

THE FUCK

UP!

[LuigiDrankMyKoolAid]

@zombiecard56 OMG IM GOING TO DIE BECAUSE I READ SOME STUPID FORWARD!! srsly guys everyone that hates this stuff just dislike the comment so it is removed

[Imadoki8]

I miss pokemon >.< This video made me sad

[bruval2000]

me imagino que los usan en el descanso,si yo traigo mi ds o mi game boy me lo roban. Y buen video.

[Kijiriko]

"Go up, my pokemon, against the land of Cerulean City and against the people of Goldenrod. Yes, march against Kanto, the land of rebels, a land that I will judge! Pursue, kill, and completely defeat the Gym Leaders, as I have commanded you," says Arceus. "Let the battle cry be heard in the land, a shout of great hyper beaming!"

-Book of Reformed Poketheism 50:21

[multibella124]

i have black,platinum, and the soul silver that i lost in my room. :(

[nikmoon324]

@multibella124 blah -_-

[goldenstray1239]

I have Platinum

[HuskyZealot]

I want to join the group called Pokéism, unless it's a religion, only then shall I not join and stick to my Christian religion, so, is Pokéism a religion?

[pipolita89]

im a girl i wear skirts and i play pokemon so thear!!!! :)

[suchomimus45]

worst pokemon trade i have ever seen is when my friend traded me darkrai and arceus for 2 magikarps

[Inarabitta]

Ahhh, Leaf Green...memories.

[flameguyish]

i got pokemon black and diamond i can try that place because guess what my school lets me play my dsi when in the second floor i can battle you guys when my dsi is online ok?

[flameguyish]

i got pokemon black and diamond i can try that place because guess what my school lets me play my dsi when in the second floor

[superpikachu11]

@flameguyish At school, we can play any electronic in our FREE TIME, as long as it's not our cell phone. :3 *includes iPods :D*

[Braxbug5]

this should be called virgin club

[smellymewi]

Part 2??

[Fuzzman109]

i miss my leaf green game :(

[MegaAnakin99]

ello, reader. If you started reading this, don't stop or else. I hate people who post these kind of comments but.... Post this to 16 videos in 30 minutes and promise your self to never listen to these kind of comments or make one up. But this one is real.If you don't post this, a boy with no head or legs will show up in ur room at midnight kill you. Everyone will forget u. start posting. the timer will start as soon as you finish reading this. yes I do hate these coments

[4everpokemonfreak]

@MegaAnakin99 Biggest fail ever... if he has no head how is he gonna kill me? LOL xD

[yumplahp]

no one can beat the leader because he got a game boy color and it looks like he is playing pokemon yellow or crystal not saying that they are bad

[Destiny8001]

Lol, group leader is the only one wih a gbc. xD

[Evilmoofinz101]

I would love that to be a religion...

[MrMhtcakoc]

if anyone miss the pokemon he can allway's play it at pc with emulator's and pokemon rom's + at the mobile different rom's ;) Have Fun and stay tunned

[catlinmassier]

weres part 2?

[victorhumiso1]

My first portable was a game boy color,same as Kyle is holding,my parents gave me a pokemon gold game (and i wondered how a eevee could battle on the ocean when another pokemon uses surf...)

[nikmoon324]

@victorhumiso1 my first one was gbc to but i started with pokemon blue red and yellow

[gashbell111]

are you in school

[pooslangers]

hey if i ever come a cross your little group, i challenge you in a poke battle ! if i ever find you....

[SWeeets222]

neradsssssssssssssssssssss, just wonted to say~ you have ahiry hands sir

[javisjr0]

i always thought mew was god

[cmz1023]

Hey Great Video Keep Up The Good Work! Congradilations on hitting 1,000,000 views!

[CrimsonSky500]

Well ya gottta catch em all

[zmandragon]

dont talk about ash he is a pansy. RED IS A MAN!

[starpony8642]

lol i have that game

[hombrewfreak]

@homebrewfreak and like if i'm right

[hombrewfreak]

If Pokemon were real... the government would be be Team Rocket, Team Magma, and Team Plasma.

[ThisNameIsG]

@hombrewfreak lol but team aqua and galactic will fail

[MrMrannoying]

if pokemon were real the government would be team rocket

[gatekeeper112233]

OMG!!!!!! this is something to watch where im at cuz its always boring here lol.

[eatmycookiexP]

so kids.... if you morons are bored with pokemon... i assume you moved on to yu-gi-oh , good job.

[ThePokemonfan365]

@eatmycookiexP - What if someone likes both?

[ThisNameIsG]

@eatmycookiexP pokemon is awesome

[jayceth]

If pokemon were real, it wouldn't be anything like the show. The world would be destroyed. lol. Imagine a pokemon using earthquake of surf.

[autobotratchet643]

i named him crotchfire

[AkatsukiNinjaLuvr]

>.> i think this is the room i had english class in!

[cyprusboy56]

my friends say that i'm too old to play pokemon....well guess what! you are too old to play farmville!!!

[TadaKiba]

Leaf Green why you no have murkrow?

[CrazySquirrelFilms]

how were you to play in school

[FrOsTyBeArKiD]

where did you get that master balll.....i wanna buy it!

[12mario0]

@chrissary911 Dont you have a ds its at bottom not top.

[CrazySquirrelFilms]

@12mario0 you can change it

[antedeguemonish]

nitendo ds

[link727COBHC]

what makes zelda music in it? xD

[piplupsuper1]

torchics would cook them self

[OneQuest1]

I put over 900 hours on my emerald version game

[Jaymez841]

Damn, once the theme music started i cried, i miss that game and want to play it again

[lKarmaCharger]

@Jaymez841 Download the Visualboy advance emulator then download the pokemon leaf green room its free (search google) :3

[steelzaru]

@lKarmaCharger It's free but illigal.

[lKarmaCharger]

@steelzaru Hmm..

[lKarmaCharger]

rom*

[AeroNalex]

@Jaymez841 i really did tear up

[MrGuyDudeHomie]

The eye of the persian!!

thumbs up if you like eye of the tiger,

**sigh if only children from the 21 cent listened to music that made sense.

"cough-cough" **niki manaj**

[dessertraider91]

I'd be eating combusken wtf?

[jupalova1]

which is your song of beginning

[Triforce9426]

The GBA pokemon games were trash.

[100jojojojo]

@Triforce9426 Dude u Should get slapped if it wasnt for gba there would be no ds and pokemon started on the gba ur probably just saying that because u cant read or u really sucked at em

[xxquekoxx]

frikis

[alzappa1]

ash ketchum cheater hahaha XD

[ElectricIce24]

3:54 I heard someone in the background say Samurott. o.o

Swear to Arceus im not lying. :O

[manbeartauren]

and u play pokemon emerald?

[snipe5551]

oh crap my name is kyle and im a pokefreak pokefreak  pokefreaky

[evony101]

zzzzzz

[graboidfan31]

this is kinda weird

[uri1994ful]

@thedeathmetalpanda i do :D



[deniz11muis1]

guys this week i became 16 and my love for pokemon is away why why :( ... i really think it's too childish .. help plz

[graboidfan31]

@deniz11muis1 wait does that mean its like that new south park episode?!?!?! OH NOOOOO

[tysen767]

becuz of this i now belive in pokeism 4 those who r reading this plz believe in pokeism who knows god might make pokemon real and give u a reshiram :3

[mistermischief1234]

@tysen767 Id rather have a Kyogre....my favorite pokemon :')

[tysen767]

@mistermischief1234 good point real good point kyogre is awsome

[ShinzeroBX]

The group leader is to poor to afford a Ds. :c

[ivancek11]

if it would be like on this vid., then imagine world war 2. millions of poke-soldiers with gameboys fighting pokemon battles. then hitler probably had a pokemon lvl. 300! lol

[ivancek11]

if it would be like on this vid., then imagine world war 2. millions of poke-soldiers with gameboys fighting pokemon battles. then hitler probably had a pokemon lvl. 300!

[specialtiger574]

i can beat the guy who said nobody can beat him all my pokemon r lvl 100 with their ultimate moves

[assassinsrevolution]

@specialtiger574 That doesn't mean anything in the world of competitive battling ;)

[Xytiso]

0:40 "Whoops you can see the camera in the reflection lemme readjust the camera angle"

[Firefromheaven906]

1:18 I have that same Game Boy. XD

[vosebroy2]

@Firefromheaven906 as do many people

[legobombsCOM]

if pokemon were real everyone would be murdering eachother with maste balls

[superspamhax]

omg pokemon leaf green was amzing

[MaryStewart]

catholic school... lol

pokemon can be so cool!

[cosplayers1012]

Pokemon ftw

[cardmad123]

its best not to cheat cuz my cuson didnt cheat and got his team to level 100 i cheated and did the same thing but quicker and i never have beten him cuz cheated pokemon sux trained pokemon ROX!!!

[tedi3321]

@cardmad123 i was like you but its not like that u should ev train then its ok to use cheats

[cardmad123]

@tedi3321 ???? trained are still the BEST!!

[tedi3321]

@cardmad123 do u know what ev train even is

[cardmad123]

@tedi3321 i get the train part but the ev i dont get

[Emelljee]

@cardmad123 It's where you get level-up points from killing certain pokemon. You can google it if you want. It's basically a way to get your pokemon a LOT stronger, but it takes a really long time to do. So in a way, yes, trained pokemon are the best!

[cardmad123]

@Emelljee thats wat i was saying in the first place.... ._.

[samage5]

pokemon are real.. i saw that flying squirrel electric type in my backyard

[SilverYoshi111]

are you sure it wasnt a squirrel walking on power lines and getting electricuted?

[sdragonlol]

ive seen a real pokemon,but i had no proof!!! so im hunting it down with my camra!!!

[SmashTaper]

So do they study Pokeism in a Pokemonestary?

[casualastheycome]

@SIMPLEman612 kfc would stand for Kentucky Fried Combusken

[xXShinsweeXx]

this reminds me of when i was younger all i ever did was watch pokemon and play pokemon 400 hours of playing pokemonXD and yet i still play it to this day... now that i think about it i had no life when i was little but whats funny dosnt matter how old you get pokemon is still fun :)