Hardly Working: Hypnotist

[marsuleo]

favorite college humor of all time

[FDGMWR]

JEAN-RALPHIO!!!

[crazee0001]

Yep. Definitely need to find those headphones after this one.

[9Arc]

That was so wrong

[ppp9922]

i tried to snap and clap at sametime and its harder then it looks

[theunrealfoogolbon]

@ppp9922 no its not, you just turn your snapping hand into a fist and pound it into your other hand is is out stretched

[ChilldudeVS]

That's funny...

I cum tiny every time Josh does the Seagull

[MrLowB0b3000]

WHOAT

[blackassassinknight]

im not gonna lie....i was kinda waiting for sarah to cum

[britishbee292]

press eight

[Qillstack]

Read the tags XD

[ContainedMax]

0:59 1:55 2:33

[AegeanProductions]

THIS WAS SO FUNNY

[AnngryTurtleNinja47]

Watch it with your eyes closed so you can experiences what Sarah was hearing. pretty trippy!

[SwiftlyFly]

2:35 LOOOOOOL

[GetSumNutz]

-Get to video

-See Ben

-Pause Video

-Like and Favourite

-Resume

[katiedominates]

LMFAO JOSH. The reason I watch CH.

[Gallo1307]

I hate peeing after i cum.

[Rihew]

@Gallo1307 I like it cuz when I pee on the cum the cum goes straight into the water of the toilet.

[ShiverinJoker]

Look at the tags lol.



[alexkvaskov]

He did me, he did Josh..

[finpeura]

Josh is awesome C:

[MrStudmuffin6]

Why does anyone care that the last second or second to last second gets skipped on the timer? Oh no! Youtube skipped a second on the timer! I hope a nuclear holocaust doesn't engulf the entire world because of it!

[XxHeLLbEaSt98]

It's ok planes crash sometimes lmfao

[DillonCasas7]

I fucking HATE that shrimp cocktail ad that shows on EVERY collegehumor video... -.-

[thefluffiestbunnyuno]

hey, im in a onesie hey, look at this can

[ivalovesJB]

haaahahha josh with the background noises!!!

[uchiha412]

Wait. . . Now it has the 2:48, but not the 2:47?

Conspiracy out the ass.

[TheCirrus45]

@uchiha412 omg almost every fucking video on youtube has that how do people still think thats somthing cool??

[uchiha412]

This is the first fucking video I've seen on youtube that has the second to last second on the video. . . BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE THE LAST. (Confusing, I know.)

Clarification: It does not have 2:48 as other videos wouldn't have 2:47.

It's messing with my head, man. But worst of all. . . It's messing with my autoplay.

[TheMagicStik]

Why would you do that?

Because thats what he likes.

XD

[erunngoesrawrr]

OHMYGOD THE SEAGULL NOISE.

[Wetcamerainc]

i thought his name was jim!....GOD DAMNIT

[mattmahfmusic]

"gimme a medium sized cut out, that way i can imagine that im bigger than the celebrity"

- dan gurewitch quotes

[cockroachv]

steff comedy best be remix this shit

[rpe626]

"here it comes *fart* mmm..."

[marsuleo]

this is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[FuckMyLife66666]

His face when he made the seagull noise at 2:13 :D

[WeAreAirborne]

Just for fun, I shut my eyes at the start of this.

When I opened them, I was naked and people were masturbating on me.

[gome16]

josh's jizz face is priceless.

[perfectnightmare2016]

Josh's seagull face -3

[hibye9000]

im suppose to be doing homework, im hardly working!!

[swineyandstuff]

@hibye9000 me to, me to

[dragonfreak555555]

Seagull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!



[TheBUBBLY102]

i would hate to be josh

[ClaimhSolaris]

did he just say..... "you're gonna disrobe and let us masturbate on you" ? :))

[sweetharthunter]

I love the seagull noise!!!!

[dianeloveslavida]

@iwantsquareballoons hahahhaa! nice reference :D

[PlethoraXofXThoughts]

Bens voice is actually very soothing. You should make a relaxation tape lol.

[mastershake99999]

Ben Schwartz is the best!

[xSTLxWARRIORx]

watching this without looking

[EpicFailSoundsGay]

This guy is great!!

[iwantsquareballoons]

oh my god i need some bread..

[SincereCreature]

@iwantsquareballoons ..bread? please explain.

[iwantsquareballoons]

@SincereCreature keep watching the series, you'll know ;)

[SincereCreature]

@iwantsquareballoons Ok I see :D

[Marym419]

@iwantsquareballoons bread? urgh i thought i got through these videos already -_-

[Sully0020]

Josh should make like a beach sounds tape, I would buy it!

[infinitexpmax]

1:54 everybody

[LAsWeirdest]

Jizzed in my pants...sex faces at the end

<3 from LA.Liz

[sirdoodlebug219]

The seagull at

0:25

0:46

1:40

2:13

For your pleasure

[MegasMaxed]

John Ralfio?

[Drakonus78]

i wonder what happens when josh goes to a play

[Cherrie951]

@autumntree2011 My father is white and my mother is black so, in essence, fuck you.

[SPEEDproductions101]

the ending XD

[autisimrulez13]

@autumntree2011

I'm goin to assume your a fan of the KKK.

[loadingscreens]

@autumntree2011 fuck you. that is the most bigoted, racist thing I have ever heard. You can't say something that's racist and then follow it by saying, essentially, "OH BY THE WAY GUISE IM NOT RACIST LOLZ". I hope you die in a horrible fire tonight.

[ledhotzepper]

Jean-Ralphio!!!!!

[slimcatch]

this is a brilliant one

[TheRWOCompany]

@autumntree2011 that's like saying you support Westboro Baptist Church but don't hate homosexuals.

[cooldonkeyfish]

It must have smelled like a lot of pancake mixture in there.

[icyswordofawesome]

It must have smelled like a lot of sawdust in there.

[hotwheel360]

@icyswordofawesome LOL

[ZhouFantastic]

"When I snap my fingers you're gonna disrobe and blow us."  lmao.

[TheLeonaut]

Damn, if only she'd been hypnotized to cum.

[Jansay34]

Why are they cumming everytime he claps his hand? :S

[MerryGo528491]

@Jansay34 Maybe you should pay attention to the video.

[Xboy323]

i tried his seagull noise and i choked

[AmericanClassicX5B]

@Xboy323 shouldve read ur comment

[lexxandktt]

does his name change every show?

[potatosalads88]

"I'm already walking horizontally, why don't you mind your own beezwax?"

[anayjuli11]

Keep pressing 1.

Sara - They're THIS big

[JanovaHovason369]

"OH ROBERT, AREN'T FROGS SO WEIRD?"

"Oh, yeah, so weird."

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

Ben schwartz has me in stitches every time

[superawesomeyesiam]

That is some funny shit right there

[ZedAytch]

Ben is hot

[azombiecorps]

keep pressin two "ey im in a wonsie"

[RazielFallenAngel]

I don't care what people say, this is some funny shit..

[NarutardPunk]

poor Sarah ><

[Jackvonblood]

I love this. It's so funny XD

[RachaelxDepp]

Josh is an awesome DeNiro... and a seagull... <3

[ScruffleTruffle]

Josh is amazing at those voices :O I wanna do a seagull sound like that ^.^ hehe

[McGlitched]

2:38 click before you watch

[qqwlyd]

Why on earth would you cry when you ejaculate? It feels so goood!

[africandude1]

@qqwlyd You might as well ask why sarah didn't leave as soon as she heard "disrobe and let us masturbate over you."

[000ZeroGravity]

I MASTERED THE SEAGAL

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@000ZeroGravity How is mastering a Steven Seagal impression even remotely related to this video?

[000ZeroGravity]

@TheThreeHeadedDragon the seagal is amazing dont deny its glory

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@000ZeroGravity Seagull...

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@000ZeroGravity It was a joke.

[000ZeroGravity]

@TheThreeHeadedDragon i know

[ROhjklyuiop]

Haha, I just saw that guy on Parks and Rec. :D

[AEMoreira81]

The video should have ended with a seagull!

[shoopdawoop32]

1:41 SEAGULL!!!

[MrDongoes]

Porn for orphans

[Schlamp96]

What did I just watch?

[akamola15]

I hate videos without Jake and Amir.

[Jdoggcrash]

I really wanted her to disrobe

[disturbedhalo117]

Eww!

[JulianMichael100]

the seagull!

[retsilla88]

We need more Josh videos on collegehumor! none of these sell out videos you've been making lately

[noordstation]

'why would you want to do that?" - 'Oh, you know, because that's just what he likes..."

[TheAboutLastNight]

Sweet Jesus. I love the whole Hardly Working series, but this one had me in tears. So perfect. So wrong.

[funnybee98]

1:00 was the funniest of dan

[scrambledpenis]

it is hard being the only girl in an office.

[Tomiswin]

funniest one ever!

[hummingbird830]

This is definitely the funniest hardly working.

[treehugger898]

@bubbajoe196 (someone already told you this but it's pardon me)

[treehugger898]

@bubbajoe196 ahhh best one ever!!!!

[cutiepuff31692]

Fuck it! Every time he makes that seagall noise i lose it!

[cutiepuff31692]

scrach that, 1:41! iv never laft so hared in my life!

[cutiepuff31692]

0:24, iv never laft so hared in my life!

[chocolemonade]

God, I listen to this just for the seagull. Everything else is just a bonus :D

[xoxoRubyxoxo31]

LOL "I cum tiny when he claps" haha I love the ending xD

[HermioneTPR]

"I cum tiny when he claps" lol

[bubbajoe196]

whats the video called when the 2 guys get in a fight but have the voice of teenage girls?

[Dommy1218]

@bubbajoe196 'Pardon me' That's my Fav episode XDXDXDXD

[AEMoreira81]

@bubbajoe196 Hardly Working: Twilight Bros

[hsousa54]

i dont think these guys are funny a blind chimpanzee is funnier

[StephOver18]

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA

[chayrichai]

Josh's Seagull noise is so adorable. xD

[againwerise12]

@chayrichai His face is too haha

[cinnaleigh]

I reeeeally wanna see the outtakes of this

[strangerwithkandie]

Is it sad that when Josh does the seagull noises, it reminds me of my boyfriend?

[iLiKeCeRe]

@strangerwithkandie yes

[Starwars07034]

Omg Josh is the funniest of them all

[iLiKeCeRe]

@Starwars07034 it's really funny in Evil Chair when Pat goes:

I'm afraid it's too late for you, Josh, and you, Dan, and you Vinny. SHIT! Vinny!

[Golzernurf]

Wish they would do a proper relaxation vid

[sladunkaAa]

i really want to kidnap that seagle guy just so i can take him home and whenever im sad BOOM seagel!! :D

[Brent93WTP]

"I mean I'm already walking horizontally. Why don't you mind your own beeswax?"

[TheLiberater13]

Love Josh's orgasm noise. Sounded like an Asian schoolgirl.

[MissElinegirl]

i'm watching this for the 20st time just for the seagul

[summer0rawks0]

@w3irdo13 which episode was that? i cant rememer:(

[ADDNYU715]

"No, no, planes crash sometimes."  Such a comforting sentiment.

[putachicano]

Ben Schwartz is a comedic genius!

[Whoizcasper]

i came with laughter

[YoussefFishere]

Listen to this with your eyes closed. Different experience.

[Iheardtrollingispro]

Olaf, Metal.

[OfficialAnchorsplash]

When Josh did his impersonation of Louie Anderson and said "hey, look at this can." I almost came laughing.

[Lenanator09]

I wasn't listening to anything besides Josh's inner seagull

[sdgundam37]

lol i tried the seagull noise right after the video

[weirdretard23]

They probably built this sketch around the seagull noise.

[GasparSavage]

Too bad Sarah didn't disrobe

[getmadkid56]

am i the only one that right after this video tried the snapclapping thing?

[xonotthebirdxo7]

i love the seagull noise!!!!

[MusicXXAnimeXXLife]

One of my favorites xD

[pinkenjoi8]

josh is cool

[dobermangrl]

i can do the seagull noise! it's a dream come TRUE!!! :D

[randomnessrulez92]

ben needs to be more of a regular hes so funny

[MokoChocoRoco]

i didnt realize ben is in parks and recreation

[koshindan]

Who needs chicks when you can just snap?

[RobbyC738]

lets give josh a big round of applause!

[starynight35]

Hahha so funny. I love the seagulls

[Suley52]

they are like 3 badasses fucking people up

[awhitwarrior77]

@w3irdo13 Why do people keep saying this?

[w3irdo13]

@awhitwarrior77 There's an episode where Ricky says stuff about "If you're gonna use two papers/staples, just use one." and says it twice. It became a fad to use it while commenting a Hardly Working video.

[KristianMandarino]

@w3irdo13 can you tell me where that originates?

[w3irdo13]

@KristianMandarino 60's day

[KristianMandarino]

@w3irdo13 haha thanks

[Aragiss]

@w3irdo13 whats the meaning of that joke man?!? i see it everywhere

[RatKeeperDude]

@Aragiss Watch "Hardly Working: 60s Day"

[XeindiorulezFTW]

@PeanutButtaJelly OMFG I TRIED IT AND I DID IT FIRST TRY THANKS SOOOOO MUCH!!!! IT WORKS!

[iamninjattack]

i'm barely clothed...

[HCNguyen86]

Haha I think i saw ben on parks and rec!

[ulltima65]

was anyone else trying to do clapping/snapping fingers thing at the end?

[abcbamz17]

dan is fucked.

[ClichexCasualty]

love Josh, Ben, and Dan. There needs to be series with those three

[knotightul]

Watch the video with your eyes close...whole new experience.

[PenutButtaJelly]

Open your mouth, somewhat contract your throat, and breathe in deeply. You just might be a seagull.