MST3K 903 Puma Man 5/12

[gingaguy]

"Was it man or was it a cat jumping?"  A cat doesn't FLY you idiot

[SpiderxBlue]

Are you poor! Ew!

[mosaicmovement]

"i kiss my frog in your honor" ROTFLOL

[AmericanApologist]

"Billions and billions of Pumamen"

[Chipmunklin]

DOCTOR WHO SCARF YESSSSS. :D

[TeaPartier22]

One dislike? Apparently Puma Man saw this.

[easyeasy506]

Mechazaurus hits the nail on the head here - the doughy white guy isn't tough enough to be a public library book cop.

[ryanbordt]

i kiss my frog in your honor.

[buttercremehonda]

1:34

"Get ready to go into action."

"Um, good buddy..."

[3point0]

SNAP!

[tagginos]

Sam Elliot is Ted Turner in the Gregory Peck story.

[SulfurMonkey]

Pumaman: Liberace with Dockers.

[LadyCrazyMonkeyPants]

Is he jumping or flying? He should get a longer cape and maybe that will stablize him when he is moving.

Though maybe the whole costume should be redone. Looks like the Aztecs are shopping on the Walmart dollar rack, because nothing screams jungle like Italian leather shoes and 70's pants.

[pathend]

Billions and billions of Puma Men. Woot for a Carl Sagan quote!

[TheLackofattack]

Do you know how many mansions there are in London?

[kawaiisweetgirl]

Worst superhero costume ever, but easiest halloween costume.

[linoleumcarving]

Love the cars in this lame flick...it was the begining of the end of Detroit...fat,underpowered cars that broke down a lot.

[Tclay43]

YAY HAPPY MUSIC :D

[MrBuch169169]

Drivin' Donald Pleasance around - yeah, shake it!

[AstralPixie]

Shake It... yeah Shake It!

I can see the same thing... only it's really red.

It's Sam Elliott as Ted Turner in the Gregory Peck story...

Dorf on rituals..

are pumas also known for their whining?

You call it corn, I call is maize, we'll never get along..

"I'm sorry.. I wasn't listening"

well.. most minds...

[DickieAnginson]

"Prepare the Effeminatemobile!"

[HayesAJones]

"Help, I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!"

[TheLackofattack]

@HayesAJones Isn't it obvious? His mustache makes him fall sideways!

[Akira625]

This Puma Man flying music sounds like something out of the Main Street Electrical Parade.

[bLuDcLoT06]

"PUMA...MAN... WHEN WILL HE FIND LOVE?"

HAHHHAHAHHAHA that one still makes laugh hysterically

[PimpDragon108]

@bLuDcLoT06 As do I!  Brilliant little moment, for sure!

[dork94596]

PUUMA MAN HE FLIES LIKE A MORON!!!

Are Pumas also known for their whining?

[dork94596]

PUUMA MAN HE FLIES LIKE A MORON!!!

[RyLegacy]

Are you poor? Eww!

[noirakita]

Donald's only use for the word "comb".

This is the first time I noticed Mike singing along with the theme from 3:32 to 3:42 with "tooty-toot toot toot". lol

Are pumas also known for whining?

Billions and Billions of Pumamen! (yay Carl Sagan!)

[W00DY96]

"You know how many mansions there are in London?!"

Probly like a billion...

[NotQuiteRight]

Tony's probably the worst protagonist in any superhero movie ever ma...

...sorry; I just remembered Spider-Man 3.

[AeriaGl0ris]

So Puma Man can levitate, too? Now if only they could have gotten the flying part right instead of making him look like a dork..

[Gigrantula58]

So no one who doesn't go there doesn't "not talk"?

[DrumlineOnTheRun]

Prepare the effeminite mobile!

[UpSky2]

The effects in this...thing... are so out of whack. Around 3:34, after dragging the thug up, up, and up into the air... suddenly they're in an echoic chamber effect. Just what you DONT get when you're very far away from any nearby object. Did Pumaman's miraculous powers include conjuring up invisible caves at altitude?!??

(And of course: isn't it silly that the dumb thug asks to be let go, when it would smash him to bits? I guess he didn't like being hugged by Walter George Alton...ick)

[EponymousKid]

I love how that guy mentions Puma Man's "tremendous leaps". Yeah, not really buying the whole "No, seriously, Puma Man doesn't fly, he jumps really high and far, honest!" thing.

[noirakita]

@EponymousKid It's almost like those Anime leaps that they do. totally unbelievable but they try to make it you believe it's just a tremendous leap.

[dressupjesus]

Cowboy Mike's Own Original Red Hot Richochette Barbeque Sauce hat is BACK!

[HoserSaysWhat]

Pumaman was the worst superhero ever until Shaquille O'Neal's 'Steel'

[SeanMurrayI]

3:27 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY HAPPY MUSIC!!!

[AloysiusRexford]

- Become Part of the Cosmos

- Billions and Billions of Puma Men

(loved the Carl Sagan Reference)

XD!

[ccjuju]

billyuns and billyuns of pumamen

[Shadowdyce11]

1 guy almost got dropped by Puma Man

[whoadude1959]

Kneel.....

uh, the name's Tony

[whoadude1959]

when Puma Man is flying and he slows down or lands, he make the Jetson's car noise...

[erinfrigginsena]

Only one guy couldn't break the laws of physics.

[SinnFein4ever]

I think BraveStarr was better than this.

XD

[MichRockHop81108]

donalds only use for the word comb

[eldiablorojos]

"Sam Elliot is Ted Turner in 'The Gregory Peck Story.""

[Kinemacolour]

Liberace with Dockers.

[captainhowdy01]

Stop calling me Neil!

[dutchvigilante]

Shoot magnetic lazer beams from my.. What? What! don't leave me hanging here!

[Mechazaurus]

Am the only one who finds it questionable that the mystic guardian of the Aztecs is the dweeby, obviously incapable White guy instead of the tougher, more worthy Native American guy?

[Daelock]

@Mechazaurus Should've been Nightwolf...

[Tankurtle]

@Mechazaurus why would a native american be an Aztec Guardian? Maybe the White Guy ancester got it on with an Aztec. then so on until the Puma is white

[linoleumcarving]

@Tankurtle Right ON !

[ChaoticYak]

"Idiot."

Get off my lap!

[norcal313]

He can see the same thing only it's really red!

[DAVIDInitiative]

"Are criminals genetically drawn to construction sites?"

[luvukbye]

the hardest job is growing hair

[Foxclass]

Billions and billions of Pumamen

[didgeboy287]

Ha! And I just saw High Plains Drifter today.

[Rita3500]

Wow, he's literally walking on air.

[JoystixMusic]

Wow, I forgot that MST3K does bad movies!! lol, some arent as bad, but this one made me think,. lol

[meowistforlife]

no no not that kind of go

[meowistforlife]

sam elliot is ted turner in the gregory peck story

[ChaoticYak]

Look, I call it corn. You call it maize. We'll never get along.

[Yapshire]

Wacka-chuka, wacka-chucka! Love the music.

[Theburn77]

Cindy Lou Who?

[AnonNation]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY HAPPY MUSIC!!!

[Casey5693]

Where did Puma Man's cape come from?

[Teddyj]

Love the Doctor Who reference.

[mars188]

Think Naked Women

[nolanjuice84]

its not possible...were out of triskets oh god noooooooooooooo

[EternalGuardian07]

4:47

Notice how PM is literally WALKING on air.

[CoryTE]

So no one who doesn't go there doesn't not talk?

[ShadesofScorpius]

AAAAA My mustache makes me fall sideways!

[watda74]

"...dive into the nothingness..."

-Watch MTV?

The nothingness is now pretty much every channel on cable. lol

[ChaoticYak]

Get off my lap!

Pu-ma man...when will he find love?

Are you poor? EW!

[fuckingkiddinme]

And I almost lost my virginity, over here

[thevoodoosailor]

Go..NO NOT THAT KIND OF GO!

[Cassavius]

Look Twiggy!!! XD

[DarthServo]

"Become part of the cosmos" and no 'Carl Sagan' riff?

[ShadesofScorpius]

@DarthServo They did do a riff! o.O Tom said "billions and billions of puma men" in Sagan's voice. :)

[ninjawraith17]

"What's this supposed to be?"

"My refuge."

"It fits your proportions."

"You have a small whiny warehouse for me?"

I love Crow.

[pookoos]

Okay, I nearly choked laughing here. What a daft flying scene! I vote for the tall Aztec guy to be Puma Man, not this idiot. I mean, worst superhero ever.

[mechris7022]

"are pumas also known for their whining?"

"that's where i almost lost my virginity.. over there."

"are you poor? Eww!"

Kneel! "no,no Tony.. remember? oh.. oh"

Does anyone else think Mike's hero costume is less dorky and slightly more fashionable than Pewma Man's?

[whitebishop1]

I always wondered how Puma Man knew about "Cobra," no one mentioned him before then.

[pretorious700]

Gotta love the faux mysticism in this piece of dung...not since Sally Field in that old TV show has there been a more unconvincing facisimile of flight.

[sweetmother2406]

Yay - coatimundi is one of my favorite words to say!

[LSUTigers712]

His pants came clean off!

[freakofevolution]

I kiss my frog in your honor! Cindy Lou Who! We're out of Tiscuts! That's too much mastache! Ted Turner in The Gregory Peck Story! Please stop holding me by my nipples! Tell me who shot J.R.! Are pumas also known for they're whining? Kneel! No my name is Tony! Can't get the pina coloda song out of my head.

[InterEDGE]

so his powers are flying like a dork and kool-aid vision.

[watda74]

@InterEDGE

Don't forget (quasi) sensing danger! lol

[scooteratreides]

Somewhere, Space Chief and Prince of Space are splitting a bottle of sake and laughing their asses off at this guy.

[masterpayne4568]

@scooteratreides Don't forget Jet Jaguar. His mother no love him very much.

[MisterGee7]

@scooteratreides

LOL!

[AuburnRed1]

Shake it, shake it! Driving Donald Pleasance around...Shake it!

So no one who doesn't go there, doesn't not talk? (So if they go there, they don't talk or don't go there and they talk or... huh?)

High Plains Weenie!

Kneel, the name is Tony actually....I wonder if that joke was inspired by an old joke of a MP calling his friend by name "Neil" and a group of tourists well kneeled.

[ChaoticYak]

Scoliosis Man!

[Gomess]

Hahahahaaha "mansions in London".... Oh dear.

[Headbanger142]

Are Pumas also known for their whining?

[starlimitz2]

Oh he gave him the Captain Dork Costume by mistake

[drowningophelia]

"Are you poor? Eww!"

[TheDeadhead76]

"sam elloit as ted turner in the grerory peck story"

[MST3K1986]

@TheDeadhead76

He also had a bit of a Burt Reynolds in Boogie Nights look going on as well.

[jettvixen]

"Go!"

"No, not THAT kind of go!"

[InterEDGE]

so why exactly would the Aztec gods give powers to a white guy instead of....oh, an AZTEC!

[IAmThePumaMan]

Why don't you gimme that belt back. I'm gonna give it to someone else...

[OzzyFan87]

Has Donald Pleasence ever had a different tone of voice in any movie he's ever been in?

[frostyvelvet]

(Gunshots) I sense danger!

[inertiaxxcreep]

Heeelp I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physiiiiiics

[Windclaw]

"Bylliuns and bylliuns of puma men!"

Ugh...Carl Segan.

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

I actually like the flying effects in this movie it's like a slightly better version of the effects from "the adventures of superman"

[M0VIES4U2]

8:25

[uruseiranma]

"That wasn't a man, it was a cat jumping."

Um...THAT was jumping?

[ZoeSquared21]

Will you stop holding me by my nipples?

To the effeminate-mobile!

[Tex2Nova]

"That's were I almost lost my virginity!"

[disradiance]

well, those aztecs gods did such a good job at saving their civ huh?

[disradiance]

cats don't fly

[ChaoticYak]

"Kneel!"

Uh, the name's Tony, actually.

"Kneel!"

No, no. Tony! Remember? I told you- ...oh.

[tehSnark]

Doctor Who scarf! WIN!

[JohnFromSpace]

Are you poor ew

[stig422]

help im falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics

[ChaoticYak]

My moustache makes me fall sideways!

[ComfyCushion87]

@stig422 My mustache makes me fall sideways!

[LightDeoxys]

Are pumas also known for their whining?

[nolaughingmatter]

Pumaman's costume is super-ridiculous! It didn't take any riffs to make me ROLF

[nolaughingmatter]

Vadinho: You do not fly but your mind does." 0:46

Crow: Yeah, thanks Castenada

ROFL

[mskittychic79]

LOL he flies like " The Greatest American Hero"

[Samurairob]

If you loved this movie type Hey Africa and picnic face into the you tube search engine.

[LightDeoxys]

Help, I'm falling at a sixty degree angle, breaking all the laws of physics!

[YesWeCantaloupe]

I think Mike's costume is slightly more dignified than Puma Man.

[ElveeKaye]

On the one hand, I feel sorry for Donald Pleasence having to be in this movie. On the other hand, it means he DID get to be on MST3K, which kind of makes up for it.

[shuboy05]

He also appeared in Warrior of the Lost Land (with the Paper Chase guy) so he's lucky enough to have appeared twice on the show.

[scooteratreides]

@ElveeKaye He's already been on MST3K. He was the villain in Warrior of the Lost World back in the Joel era.

[ilikethecoke]

And he immediately uses his powers for peeping.

[Kinemacolour]

"Thank you Castaneda."

[BlueEyes7452]

"Everyone who goes there doesn't talk."

Crow: "So no one who doesn't go there doesn't not talk."

[OldVoice]

Answer me this please: why are movies like this allowed to be made? lol Oh well, good stuff for MST3k!!!

[moodysoup]

"Would you stop holding me by my nipples?"

[Gomess]

London = Mansions!

[CallinFromSpringfeel]

no, not that kind of go!

[colacp]

LOL 3:50! "Help I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the las of phsysics!!"

[moodysoup]

@colacp That is one of my favorites!

=D

[jeannec1]

After the second drop the dude is probably only a few (crooked) feet from the ground.

[jettvixen]

So no one who doesn't go there doesn't not talk?

[changyimei]

The Jetsons are flying over head!

[Fantome001]

lol Oh my god, at 4:47 was he walking on air?

[Premonition45]

"You call it corn, I call it maize, we'll never get along!"

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

And he immidiately uses his powers for peeping!

He's got the power to retro project major cities.

[faustinesea]

Are you poor? Ew!

[araminta107]

"High Plains Weiny"

"Are pumas also known for their whining?"

"Would you STOP holding me by my nipples!"

"Help! I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking the laws of physics!"

"Donalds' only use for the word 'comb' "

"Are criminals genetically drawn to construction sites?"

"SHAKE IT!"

"And... he immediately uses his powers for peeping!"

[DollfaceNTheMonster]

I hate to be picky, but pumas aren't really known for flying.

[Viniciustlc]

I love the pumaman music theme!

It's so silly as the movie!LOL

[aMANnamedW]

My moustache makes me fall sideways!

So no one who doesn't go there doesn't not talk?

[jekblom123]

"Become one with the cosmos"

"Billions and billions of pumamen."

"Now go"

"Not THAT go!"

[Reelbigearth]

4:55

Oh look, he's walking on air, another talent of a Puma.

[modchic720]

"He's sees the same thing, only it's really red."

[sleepyhollow783]

Man, funk-disco-bass S-U-C-K-S!

[watda74]

GASP!!!!

[sleepyhollow783]

The transition from Disco to early New Wave was a rough one. (Talkin about things sounding like Pumaman's theme song.)

[ManaAdvent]

"And he immediately uses his powers for peeping."

"I kiss my frog in your honor."

"The other who?"

"Cindy Lu Who?"

"The hardest job is growing hair."

"The Jetsons are flying overhead."

"My mustache makes me fall sideways!"

"Would you stop holding me by my nipples?"

[watda74]

For those who don't know, Coatimundi Man's inherent powers include shooting magnetic laser beams from his NOSE!! (As Crow enthusiastically proclaimed. He was cut off and it didn't pick up on part 6).

[Sweetiepii18]

pu maman when will he find love (pumamaaan)

[livinintwilightzone]

"huh. I sense danger."

[livinintwilightzone]

"Are you poor?! Ew!"

[jeannec1]

You reply to your own quote comments with another quote comment?

[livinintwilightzone]

Sure, why not?

[vinushka01]

Get off my lap.

Donald's only use for the word 'comb'.

[monkeypoker88]

"Get off my lap"

haha

[Dariodevil]

He's got a better costume than most of the X-Men....

[powderedtoastman2112]

Aaaaahhhh!!! I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!