Russel Sweet's Sweet Sweet Rap

[TheHowlingMan]

if it wasn't for this video i'd have cut off my own dick years ago instead of just now htnaks

[SABushcraft]

@TheHowlingMan see u at this years dragoncon...

[InfiniteRhombus]

a big chunky plumper! im cassie!

[macr0machine]

Holy shit it's like a twisted version of Parappa the Rapper

[DickHead69able]

@macr0machine stfu faggot



[leafsoup]

cassie mogavero is code for big fat plumper whenever im in public



[bmcjones]

Please do a search on youtube for "duckett" and "cookie" This is where I live. Please help me.

[b0xxmann]

Hey Carson Daly! Put this on the fast track for number one on TRL!

[lebensraummetal]

Majin Buu raps

[x666x666x666x4]

is million dollar extreme really popular? basically, your videos are cool, but if they're popular i don't want to tell people about them because that's not cool.

[alienmode]

@x666x666x666x4 no you little guy we're underground as fuck... SO START TELLING PEOPLE THEY WILL THINK YOU ARE COOL FOR DISCOVERING SUCH AN INDIE WEIRD THING

[DocterEggman]

hah, toejam and earl

[sukka113]

this is the funniest thing ive seen in my life!

[alienmode]

no fuckin idea why ratings were disabled, mustve hit the wrong thing when uploading, feel free to give it a thousand thumbs down

[yz250yamaharider]

loom at 1:22 lol!

[FSGrapecataz]

I thought the video was perfect when he said "cookiesexual", but it got ten times better when the theme from Toejam & Earl popped up.

[FSGrapecataz]

cookiesexual

[porknastymeowmers]

dig the toejam and earl. nice one

[alienmode]

@porknastymeowmers thanks mac

[discoprotection]

I love wheat walmart whoopie pies

[Gollon666]

how many of those lindas are convicted sex offenders?

[Gollon666]

y rnt u uploadin in widescreen dis is the diital ager

[alienmode]

@Gollon666 smaller resolution = better quality. also 4:3 is funnier looking than 16:9

[Gollon666]

@alienmode I REALLY like poop

[CounterNerd]

i'll never name my kid "linda"

[alienmode]

@CounterNerd we met online via "blog" ....... mary diane delora gail

[CounterNerd]

@alienmode

Hah! I'm a big fan of you,who's mary diane delora gail!?

[Stickly1991]

hey could you maybe hook me up with linda

[dogspawn]

Yes! Russel Sweet returns!

But some advice. Bake golden tickets inside the cookies, get the kids in.

[alienmode]

@dogspawn hey its all for the children

[blackvolgan]

i fucking love your videos

[alienmode]

@blackvolgan hey man keep on truckin'

[CounterNerd]

@alienmode

why r u so awesome and where do you get your awesome friends

[mlkmanswfestits]

i lik it

[godrodemyscooter]

OMG howd you guys get casey to star on your show?

[veuvecliquot]

you guys got some original stuff but whats with the tim and eric biting? this character looks a lot like tim and eric's casey. i like the jackie mason character and terry rimmer

[kehoeseanadam]

@veuvecliquot buy my vintage louis vuitton discontinued Sac Chasse hunting bag ,bro! Only 2900 plus free shipping. Just paypal the money to MDE and they can use the cash to create a brand new character especially for you!

[veuvecliquot]

@kehoeseanadam i arready got one brah chill

[ModifierLE]

The original videos were better....what the hell happened?

[producciones3333]

OMG! Alienmode keeps getting cooler and cooler.... if you know what i mean :D

[alienmode]

@producciones3333 yea... (lights a Pall Mall) ... i know what you mean

[demover7]

2:30-end might be the best thing on youtube right now

[demover7]

HAHAHA this is just what i needed right now! LMAOOO

[killshin]

I'm a cookiesexual...

[KroenBarrage]

This is both humerous and terrifying.

[redroversk]

Hyper fuck zone!

[Doom2Guy]

ToeJam & Earl

[9ish]

lol, the tags.

[gyroj3t]

no george clooney

[alienmode]

@gyroj3t gorge cloney

[gyroj3t]

@alienmode im a faggot

[KelliePitt]

sweat sweat cockie

[TheCoolPainguin]

I hate sweet sweet cookies ESPECIALLY pecan ones

[BrotasticBuds]

I replaced the girlscout cookies the scouts were selling at my local walmart with russels sweet sweet cookies and they all died of heart attacks

[barghesteldark]

Cookie Drink Recipe

.

10 Chocolate Chip Cookies

2 Tbsp sugar (granulated)

1 cup Heavy Cream

6 oz Herbed Goat Cheese

Place cookies in plastic sandwich bag, crush with meat tenderizer

Place cookies and the rest in a smoothie machine, blend to desired consistency

Pour into frosty mug

Weep

[alienmode]

@barghesteldark hahaha nice... well the actual recipe is you just take a bag of chips ahoy and crush it up in a jug with some lukewarm tap water. russel is not really inventive like you are

[BlackclawApoch]

your tags are trying to tell me something

[MarbleScratch]

tags ftw.

[Gollon666]

I was eating some dark sweet cherries when I started watching this and by the time it was over they had turned into dark chocolate sweet sweet cookies.

[alienmode]

@Gollon666 dark chocolate gives russel hives

[safetykidvids]

sick like a dick pic

[eviltoast499]

does russel play toe jam and earl?

[Segaholic2]

and cookies

[Segaholic2]

you have impeccable taste in classic video games

[orangyalt]

life and money

[yeenar]

glad you put it up

snazzy rap

[CounterNerd]

sweet sweet sweet

sweet sweet sweet

sweet sweet sweet sweet