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  • "COME AT ME BRO!"

  • lol that dog knew it was scared and was nice and left it alone :)

  • KITTEH WINZ

  • David vs Goliath

  • that kitteh has a lot of toes.

  • Your kittehs are fkin cute XD

  • they dont call em bitches for nuthin

  • Dog: "I ain't fucking with that."

  • hurt doggies feelings

  • chuck norris kitteh

  • Damn, that couch is vintage! They have the same one in google images under "Vintage Couch" lol

  • Awwww. too cute!!

  • @RayWilliamJohnson this had me laughing for a while.

  • fierce! :)

  • wow i can really see the hair standing up on the cat's neck!

  • Este gatinho é o Chuck Norris disfarçado...

  • I bet the kitty felt like a champ after that one

  • lol and he wins

  • O_o Thumbs up if the laugh scared you to death due to you are wearing headphones O_o

  • Translation:

    cat: move it dog

    dog:WTF?

    cat: is said move fat ass!!!

    dog: what the hell you say to me ?

    cat: Moove!!! (tries to claw dog )

    dog: yes your highness

    cat: thats what i thought flea-pelt

  • Rofl. Dog: What the fuck is this shit?

  • '

    a bravo kitten,,,

    small kitten is a so powerful,,,

    kitten tell the big dog out of couch now,,,

    a dog listen the kitten command,,,

    a dog out of couch,,,

    a kitten is own the couch,,,

    haha nice

  • xD

  • Dog: I Will Squash you!!!!

    Cat: Boo!!!!!

    Dog: Oh Fuck That

  • Gotta love an underdog.. err i mean undercat.

  • Dog: I'm big

    Kitteh: idc

  • The dog is like: You know what I'm getting some back up chump. Ill be backs.

  • Like a claws :D

  • *People laughing*

    Cat: wut did i do? :D

  • Cat:: thats right this is my couch XD

  • the reason the dog is scared because dogs only have teeth to fight with and cats have claws, teeth, etc think about it

  • On MythBusters they proved Elephants are afraid of Mice! XD

  • Kitteh was all liek step off niggah!

  • My dog cornered my friend's cat once, when it was a kitten. My dog came out worse, and the kitten was 8 weeks old. Needless to say, my dog no longer corners cats...she learned they have claws...and WILL bite your nose...

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  • my hood, my house, my couch. learn it, love it, don't bit@h about it

  • Kitteh: Hey dude...ya better step off!

    Doggeh: Okie...derp

  • My kitten does this aswell except just attacks the dog and jumps on his back hahah ! and my dog throws him off and pretends to bite his stomach its so funny!

  • the ad that popped up was the oprah winfrey network or OWN

  • Another example of "bloodthirsty dogs"

  • That cat must be like "Fuck yeah babe!"

  • my kitten would jump on the dogs head and bite the dogs ear for fun and my cat would his at the dog and the dog would get scared and pee on the couch.........................­....... my kitties are wierd and thats how i like them

  • Kitteh: "My sofa. Mine."

  • kitteh = boss

  • "Down dumb dog"

  • I have that couch.

  • Dog just wanted to be friends....

  • This is the video to watch if you're a true cat person clear to the core. This video won't make you happy unless you're a real hardcore cat person, in which case it will make you REALLY happy.

    PS I LOVE this video!

  • He flipped him da Paw

  • @alecsaify lol

  • awww dogs are so freakin nice

  • @Tutiflip yes they are it's the owners that sometimes make them look bad.

  • @Tutiflip

    And cats are so fucking hateful towards everything (that is unless it has food or is comfortable to sit on).

  • the most confused retreat ever

  • dog: this is the strangest flea I've ever seen....

  • Lol at the cat's tail.

  • I said, STAY OFF MY COUCH...

    thats right bitch, my couch....

  • kittens: 1 big dogs: 0 lol

  • i rawr in yo face dog!!!

  • Brave kitty llolll

  • L.O.L that KITTEN scared the BIG DOG!

  • that is one feisty cat...

  • It''s so cute I explode x_x !!

  • no le tiene miedo, lo que no quiere es matarlo

  • I love it when they do that... the tail looks like a Christmas tree...

  • dog: ''what are you trying to do''

    kitteh: ''bitch you dont wanna mess with me''

    dog: ''lets see little twirp''

    kitteh: ''hi yaw, I SAID DONT MESS WITH ME''

    dog: ''sorry, ill leave now''

    kitteh: dats right bitch... leave

  • Dog: Wana play

    Cat: Fuck YOU!!!

    Dog:Bitch *walks away*

    Cat:PUSSY!!

  • It's funny how smaller animals stand up to big animals. It's probably just a sort of defense kinda thing, but it always ends up hilarious. I used to have a little scottie dog who stood up to her lab mix friend, who towered over her.

  • Gatinho do mal kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • A BAD attitude and razor sharp claws will get you a long way.....

  • that cat looks like it got electorcuted. wtf happened to its fur?

  • @yellowkitten33

    when cats feel threatened the hair on their backs bristle up, supposedly giving the illusion that they are bigger or something like that

  • sdhalkjhfsjakrrf

  • lol man laugh xD

  • you tell him how it is kitty!

  • Kitteh WINS!!!! Cutality XD

  • kitteh: FTW!

  • little kitty: WIN!

  • Guess that cat really wanted the couch...

  • Such a nice dog if it wasn't it would have been wtf oh hell no. DINNER!!

  • pwned

  • good dog. cute cat

  • that's what i'm talking about right there, man. i like dogs just as much as i like cats - i like each for the very qualities that make them unique.

  • this bastard looks scary i mean , look at his eyes its soo dark black..

  • dogs all up in his grill

  • wow fierce kitteh

  • tough guy

  • Chuck Norris trained this cat.This is the cat who killed Bruce-lee

  • that dog could eat that thing in one bite, and it just ran away from it. wow.

  • KITTY WINS!!!!

  • 0:18 - Iz ma couch naow!

  • Lil tough bastard....

    

  • ITS SO FLUFFY!!!

  • Kitten: get teh fuck off my couch

  • ^.^ n'aww it's fur's all fluffed up :3

  • YEAH..!! Take that u big dog..!!!!

  • Kitteh: FUUUUUUUUUCK OFF.

  • '

    awww i laugh this kitten,,,

    kitten claw snap on a sofa and hiss to dog go away from the sofa,,,

    kitten is a boss and own a sofa

  • ahah that's hilarious :D !

  • Man... when we got our first kitten, we tried to get her used to my dog(Starlight).

    Starlight was just sniffing her and Shadow said 'HISSSSSSSSSS *slap*' It was a little scary though because one of her claws got caught D= But it's funny when you look back on it x3

  • Don't fuck with teh mini kitteh!

  • david has beaten goliath

  • Kitty: DONT SCREW WITH ME I GOT SHAPR CLAWS

    -Swipe-

    Dog: did that cat just attempt the bitch slap me?

  • cat:ok let me tell u sumethin this is both of our couches so its really my turn to be the first one to be in teh couck

    Dog: nope :P

    cat: ima kick ur ass!!!!!! swipe

    dog: ok ok its all yours =( *gets out of couch*

    thankz =3

  • he was scared on the inside,his hair onhis bak stood up

  • I am Achmed the kitteh terrorist. SWIPE! I Kill you!

  • doggie: "ok ok! you can haz couch!" D:

  • "It's the eye of the kitteh that's the thrillz of the lulz! Risin' up to the lolleth of tha goggie!"

  • I know that cat is puffed up because of the dog, but it looks like the fur has a static charge going through it. Just saying.

  • Little kitty: Ha you wanna go punk? wanna go??

    Big doggy: Yeah k lets go!

    (Swipe)

    Big doggy: Holy shit you a scary lil kitty arent ya! Im goin before I get hurt!

    Little Kitty: Yeah thats what I thought! no bitch like you gonna mess wif me!!

    lol :D

  • Lol, Dog: holy crap, that's some scary shit you got going on, little kitty!

  • BOSS kitteh says get the fuck off my coush

  • in soviet russia cat killz dogz

  • PWNED!

  • 0:15

    "I WONZ?!?"

  • Cats beats dog at any age :D

  • NO! i has teh best doggy!

  • 11 people are scared dogs

  • 0:10 my couch bitch!

  • Who's the Pussy now?

  • cats rule! you should stick a firecracker up that ugly dogs ass

  • @SnortedColors This is what gives us cat lovers a bad name. You're a terrible person to want to harm another animal like that.

  • bigger brain wins

  • press pause, press play, press 3 on your keyboard, press it again, press it again, love that laugh :D

  • a tiger inside.. like Bruce Lee

  • The Kitten was like "Who's the Pussy now!"

  • CAT: Hey dawg, you're a pussy

  • damn look at the spiked hair on that thing, it's like the dragon ball z kitteh

  • dog thought fuck dat thats a crazy cat!

  • Meet the new boss of the house !!

  • @jumpdance24 haha, so true :)

  • That kitteh has spunk :D

  • The kitten doesnt realize its size. Luckily the dog does and doesnt harm the little one.

  • the kitten is so cute and cuddly....

    i want to hug it...

    heheh

  • Such an innocent looking kitten as well >< So cute! ^_______^

  • The dog was like

    0_o fuckk thisss

    and bounced. What a pro.

  • Kitteh: Man im flipping scard.. wat to do... I know ill pretend im some scary lion and swipe my paw. might not work

    Dog: crap. its pretending to be a lion. I hate lions. Im leaving.

    Kitteh. Powned, Milk please mah

  • omg is that the same couch from married with children!?

  • @ListenToProphetSix Touché

  • awwww! hes so precious!

  • cat: "No matter what comes out these gates, we STAND OUR GROUND! hfffff!"

  • Later on in the video, the kitten  killed the dog. It got stuck in it's throat !

  • It is not the size of the cat in the fight, but the size of the fight in the cat

  • @xnotseenx Hmm. You must be from soviet russia.

  • Hahaha I love them both! <3

  • the dog was probably like"fuck it im to tired to deal with u today u win this one" lol

  • aweee :)

  • Hahaa I laughed at the "OOO!!" in the background when the kitteh swiped

  • LOL Now whos a pussy? :3

  • Hahahaha that kitten was like the size of the dog's muzzle, and it scared it off =P

  • i loled so hard when the cat scared the dog HAAHHAHAHH

  • the final picture is real sh&%#$#t!!!

    love it!

  • Kitteh has obtained the hedge of protection

  • HADOUKEN!!!!!!!

  • *australian accent* look at that lightning fast swipe. i'd hate to be caught in those nasty talons

  • I love that she has to reassure the dog after the kitteh owned him.

  • Dog after the kitteh's swipe: Peace out!

  • hmph , a challenge?

    i'll take every challenge in my way!

    to stay on the bench!

  • "Yeal bitch, better run--you don't want none of this!"

  • What, bitch???? Lol that was adorkable

  • Go, kitteh, GO!!!

  • This is like the best metaphor for dating, ever. Tiny, cute little kitten gets the attention of the big dog. The dog is interested, but cautious. He tries to get closer, and makes some tiny mistake somehow and sets her off. She snaps and tells him to fuck off, which startles him. But he's just like "whatever" because she's just a tiny kitten and he walks away with his pride intact.

  • UR END IS NEER.

  • "thats right bitch this my couch"

  • Dog: Whas dat tiny thing?

    Cat: Back off....NOW!

  • OMG!!!!! my dog looks just like that collor shape and every thing how old is that dog thay could of bin bros!!!

  • owned!

  • LOL the dogs like.. "Fuck this.. "

  • PWNT!

  • Kitty win.

  • Kitteh's da boss!!!

  • he is the king of universe

  • kitteh beh all laik WTF YOU ALL UP IN MEH HOOD JO WANNA FKIN GO BCH?!?!@

    dog: nty? o_O

  • ...AND what!?

  • It's funny how cats are so agressive and mainly the dominant ones in relationships with dogs, and the poor little things don't realize it's because dogs choose to be. It's like interactions between men in women. I like how cats are just the cutests jerks to dogs! XD

  • you wanna go.... you wanna go?!?

    *swipe*

    That's what I thought bitch

    haha that kittens so cute:)

  • @FunnyThings1234 pahahahaha i read this as i watched the video

    AGREED! haha

  • Cats like Fuck Off, you wanna go?

    Dogs like, hell no.

  • alfacat won!!!

  • the kittys like "i will kill you"

    and the dogs like"well i'm not hungry right now"

    LoL

  • cute kitty

  • get on your way, you big boy!!