Boot Camp (Halo 3 Machinima)

[M343GuiltySpark]

I wish there were more good machinimas like these today. Maaake your dead motha proouudd!!

[joetherobloxman1]

What the fuck is rong with your face? Machima lol

[runescapeowns8734]

brings back memories

[Bobbyboy532]

2:23 was the best part

[boz1376]

awesome



[JDawg69monster]

lol i love this video

[SuperRBW]

RUN YOU LIP DICK MOTHERFUCKER RRUUUUNNN

[SuperRBW]

1:46 Jack Me Hoff: top two mutherfuckas

[Mrzombieking11]

Wanna make like a Halo Sergeant and JACK MEHOFF?

[reesalas]

MY NAME IS ME OFF JACK ME OFF!

[jaynoureddin14]

if tht sopa law gets passed none of us r gonna see this again.....

[IGAM3r6]

I LIKE THIS GREAT WORK

[IGAM3r6]

THIS VIDEO IS FUNNY

[XxRyicexX]

he's not putting his ballz in my mouth lol

[MrSupersagenaruto]

LOL

[comehoot12345678]

My name is Jack Me Off !!!

[thatwhiteguy2551]

its funny how they riped off full metal jacket and major payne

[TheGmINF3RN0]

run you limp dick mudafucka RUUUUUUUN!!!!  LLMFAO

[Hawkeye3936]

Imagine if there is leader like that... A nightmare

[TheColereaper]

Jack meoff...

[Kingcounty11]

misspelled torture

[Slicemasta]

I miss halo 3 halo reach sucks it to easy and not fun

[MrJOEYKILLZZ]

MAKE UR DEAD MOTHER PROUD

[MightiMeri]

"RUN YOU LIMP DICK MOTHA FUCKA RUUUN! " :3

[multicorez]

lol is so funny at the end how hes say go make ur dead momma prouuud

[XxRyicexX]

Did they ever make a 2nd one

[XBOXKINGxx]

who the FUCK dislikes machinima?Oh 1,128 people play ps3 :l

[FuzziGaming]

There was a couple lines in this machinima from the movie Tropic Thunder.

[angel808able]

make your dead momma proud

[angel808able]

His freaken voice is so hilarious i started laughing through the whole video

[Minecraftdude887]

"Drop down and give me twenty!"

*drops down and pulls out wallet*

[NDForever97]

@Minecraftdude887 lol

[Rickslic90]

Major Payne! (:

[changchangmatt]

GOD DAM THOSE REPUBLICAN ADDS GAHHHHH FUS DU RAH

[bc3422]

i was gona go to camp but then i took a rocket to the knee



[ryanandalyx]

@bc3422 wat da fuc thats not even on this game

[hanginturd]

1,124 people sucked sgt's balls two at the same time.simultanious x2 mothafukas

[CreamyVanilla43]

LOL "Good evenin', my name is Sargent Me off, Jack me off" 1:17

[Delta62onhalo]

Where's episode 2?

[MicrowavableJo]

GIMME DOZ DEEGEETZ

[1lonespirit]

I went to booty camp

[EpicDildoMaster69]

If this is what you Yanks army is really like no wonder they're so fearless, anything to avoid this shit

[eldridgem1995]

"hes not putting his balls in my mouth"

[kylewaskom101]

major payne great movie!

[TheCorben123]

hey nice lightsaber oh thats the like bar

[erlhiemke]

This is my rifel this is my gun ... This is for fighting this is for fun

[LoneWolfSpartan13]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[erlhiemke]

This my rifil this my gun this for fighting this for fun

[TheRespawnHD]

i bet the sarge is black

[12brion]

@TheRespawnHD Stop being racist you Slut

[ritchie95a]

''Jack me off''

XD

[angryblackops1]

is the sgt gay

[phoenixkirby101]

The Sargent sounds constapated

[br3ach3rs]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt make a new one!!!!!!! you god damned lipdick motherfuckers

[xXICEDxFIREXx]

Such a dick

He's not putting those balls in my mouth.

I lolled at that part l.o.l

[sfs2040]

This sergeant is second only to Sgt. Maj. Johnson himself in the Halo franchise.

[TheAlleyCats5000]

they never made more of these! :(

[Robocotey]

I think this sounds like something from a show called ( I think ) Major Pain or something like that

[shiek150]

Jack Meoff!!

[rickey4567]

does this guy make any more episodes

[TVDskates]

1,119 people didn't make their dead mother proud

[MrDeath808]

@TVDskates no 1,123 people went to boot camp with that Guy

[SUPERDUP3Rrf]

can somebody link me to the series

[c0wman761]

Make your Dead Mother Proud

[firefoxthatrox696969]

Sargent meoff is a dick

[McHalesAreGs]

RUN YOU LIMP DICK MUTHA FUCKA!!!!RUUNNNN!!!!

[Westshark899]

I got the Jack Mehoff joke just recently, i saw this last year xD

[haaxxx9]

Im not putting my mouth on his balls

[Swing4DaFences84]

Y didnt they make more of these?

[Robertwwb]

This aint a fucking game show,run u lip dick motherfucker, runnn!

[mikimomo97]

ITS PRIVATE LIMPDICK YOU DUMP PEOPLE!

[TheShadowstalker11]

RUN YOU LIP DICK MOTHEA FUCKA RUUUN!

[TheCrimsonSabor]

1:33 - 1:48 thats what my grandpa says to me and my brother about when we find his cane :o

[SirAimbot77]

private limpick haha

[ladiesman10137]

yeah he stickin his balls in my mouth

[spartanmonkey456]

My name is sergent meoff, jack meoff

[MotoMax55]

this is my rifle this is my gun this is for fighting this is for fun

[MotoMax55]

MAKE YOUR DEAD MA MA PROUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OVERKILLK]

Lol Funnisest move evaa

[kukukoop]

Major Payne fail. XD

[Mr2010forgeben]

Sarge would put his shot gun in this guys face and say: "Dirt bag" then a robot would smack this guy

[TheDuckinator1998]

"Gimme your mother's phone number." "My... My mother's dead, sir" "DID I ASK YOU THAT SHIT BOY? GIVE ME THOSE DIGITS! "...677-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHY DON'T YOU GO JOIN YOU FRIEND, PRIVATE LIMP DICK OVER THERE! RUN MAGGOT RUUUUN! MAKE YOUR DEAD MOMMA PROOOOUD!" Best part of video.

[mzxrules]

How boring.

[MrWarrior2016]

"GIVE ME THOSE DIGITS" LIPDICK MOTHERFUCKER

[hypetracy]

WHOOAAA... How'd you get samuel jackson to do a voice?!?!?!!

[Dylan808Raynes]

run motherfucker runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnn why dont you go join private limp dick!!!??? lmfaoo greatest thing i've heard its even funnier cuz me n my friend have a inside jokin about limp dicks lmaoo

[metallica198122]

Did I ask you that shit boy. NOW GIMME THOSE DIGITS. 677 SHUT THE FUCK UP. hahahaha

[XxRusty96xX]

You know how the guy said ask me that again after you run 30 laps? (obviously joking)

I'd lmao if he came back and asked the same question. (Are lights still out by 1600?)

[GAMEOVER117XX]

TIMES TWO MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

[JKMKful]

Run u lip dick mother fucker run!!! lol

[thechickenchaser]

hahahahahhahhahahahhahhahahaha­ha it is sssssssssssssssssooooooooooooo­ooo funny hahaha

[TheWeid0Group]

that looks like fun.

[soap1610]

''two at the same time...''

[manofblackops]

"good evening, my name is sergant mehoff"......."jack me off" lol

[pitbull1840]

weve been waiting 3 years 4 episode 2 you duece bag by the way its funny as hell

[KarmaChicken]

Lol more like tbagging than push ups

[XxKingxX506]

lololololololololollololool

[ThinkingWithPortal2]

"If you play your cards right, you might even get the chance to suck my balls! Two! At the same time! Similtaneously! Times two mothafuckas! How does that sound?"

"Good, sir."

This is the part in the program where I fall off my chair laughing.

[Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX]

@ThinkingWithPortal2 i split all my coke on my screen at that part lmao...

[dxboy63]

@ThinkingWithPortal2 if i were 1 of them i will do is start shooting until the others start

[KeytoFunny]

1 sir 2 sir 3 sir 4 sir 5 sir 6 sir

[LegendaryDifficulty]

choclate



[xKADEx1]

" Did I ask you that shit boy!? Give ME those Digits! "6...7....7" "SHUT THE FUCK UP! Why don't you go join ya friend Pvt. Limp Dick!?

[coolmanguy678]

@Thunderhead38 im makin it 1,116

[RoboVic1]

description says "new comedy series" but theres only one fucking episode?!

[Pwnsome360]

1,114 people didn't suck his balls.

[Thunderhead38]

@Pwnsome360 I'm making that 1,115.

[AlabadoTV]

Yes a question when are u uploading part 2

[TheChoclateTaco]

Run you lip dick mother fucker run!!!!

[MightiMeri]

Dick

[MightiMeri]

Run you limp sick mother fucka ruuuun!!!!

[skiwiandrew]

that is so funy whens next move

[Sweetdudets14]

That music at the begginning i have that as a rington on my phone

[froggiebaby100]

Hahahahahahahahhhhhhaaaaaaa

[xDADDYREDNECKx]

AND IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, YOU MIGHT EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO SUUUUCK MAI BALLLLS, TWO AT THE SAAME TIME!!! SIMALTANIASLY!! TMES TWOOO MOTHA F###ASSSSSS!!! and... THIS AINT A FU##ING GAME SHOW!!! RUN YOU LIP DICK MOTHA F###ER RUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! LMAO

[evrythingUthinK]

HES NOT PUTTING HIS BALLS IN MY DOGS MOUTH

[StickGuy566]

hey this was uploaded on my b day

[blazerpat32]

they got the beginning part from Full Metal Jacket

[RoboVic1]

lol "Hes not putting his balls in my mouth".

ROFL

[traicachua96]

''GIVE ME THSOE DIGITS!!!!''

[ScoringUnderChamp]

@traicachua96 443-246-7893 happy

[iTzKathoic4]

@traicachua96 DID I ASK U THAT SHIT BOY!

[gcsmoofy]

@traicachua96 677

[darktunnel82]

this is soooooooooo freakin funny i laugh my balls off

[The02Nick]

u can suck my balls,two at the same time, simaltanias, x2 motherfuckas lmfao!!

[The02Nick]

u can suck my balls simaltaniasly x2 motherf#@&as lol

[matthewcash1234]

Haha

[5000Seabass]

ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP. September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!

[iGenesisxD]

OMFG HE SOUNDS LIKE MAJOR PAYNE!!!

:D

[0311forever]

"light out at 1600?" wtf... that fucker likes to go to sleep early!

[biggamingfilms]

this aint a fucking game show run u lipdick mother fucker run!!!!! lol

[YoungKratos1]

@biggamingfilms SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!! run boy make yo dead momma proud

[charlie62b]

make another halo 3 boot camp !!!

[youngnoob2]

shutting down gaming videos fuckin most retarted thing i heard in my fucking life

[KLKB12]

He's not putting his balls in my mouth haha

[kylethomas9231]

i swear if they shut down the machinima websites i am going to be so pissed i wouldnt know what 2 do

[kylethomas9231]

i swear if they shut down the machinima websites i am going to be so pissed i wouldnt know what 2 do

[ThePhi1ly]

Double teamed by shit in the top comments. Again. Look at how surprised my fucking face is.

[jebus898989]

fmj haha

[bryancarrilo]

Crisdgdu or some thing shut the fuck up

[24DIABOLOS]

this is isnt a fucking gameshow.!!RUN LIPDICK MOTHERFUCKER RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

[chriswoj3]

this is the dumbest shit ive ever seen. what fuck tard made this and thought this was good

[MoCNyne]

MOVE YOUR ASS PRETTY BOY!!! MAKE YOUR DEAD MAMA PROUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grinjnbren]

hiaauh my name is sargent mehoff jack mehoff

[LevvyVision]

I don't care at all for the top comments

[builderman70]

you fucking maggots LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[assassinscreed62]

3======D big ole dick

[dmansable]

I wish I could be in a video with snipernater but people will say no cuz my voice is high .

[MasterChiefBeast93]

THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUN, THI IS FOR FIGHTING THIS IS FOR FUN c=3

[rctfan435435]

Weeeird, I remember this video being really different than this.

[mikimomo97]

You might even get the chance to suck mah ballz. 2 at the same time. simotanious. TIMES 2 MOTHA FUCKAS

[SlurpeerulezGS05]

"yo can suck my balls,satanically" Funny shit man!lol XD

[joker1524]

WHEN I DIE PLEASE ME DEEP!

PLACE AN MA5 DOWN BY MY FEET!

DONT CRY FOR ME,DON'T SHED NO TEAR!

JUST PACK MY BOX WITH PT GEAR!

'CUZ ONE EARLY MORNING 'BOUT ZERO-FIVE!

THE GROUND WILL RUMBLE,THERE'LL BE LIGHTING IN THE SKY!

DON'T YOU WORRY,DON'T COME UNDONE!IT'S JUST MY GHOST ON A PT RUN! -UNSC MARCHING SONG

[BrutalValentine77]

this video was fucking funny ^.^

[TheLighting7125]

U lipdick motha fucka

[MrCountrylover14]

0:08, that's from Full Metal Jacket, a legend of a movie

[tazabrat5]

I want to suck that sergents bawls!!His balls look fucking hot!!

[icereaper88]

when the hell is the second episode coming out

[Dezerado]

jack meoff... sounds like Bill Cosby

[stingynicknick]

@MrComedy1 sorry wrong person

[stingynicknick]

@MrComedy1 fuk u bitch u fuken hater y would u say that u fuken whore

[declen100]

make ur dead moma proud lol

[KevinLuhrs]

1600 is 4 pm.......

[dweezybird]

i like how there running and hes like he wont puut his balls in my mouth epic

[MarshmellowMIKE1]

It is much worse than that

[aceistheplace46]

Reminds me of my first day at what i though was high school

[XxsSoskilledxX17]

halo 4 is going 2 be F"in AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThatHa1oDude]

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