Poop, or, How I Tamed the Wild Cat

[shoutoutthewords]

i'm trying to figure out why you call us pickles..?

i'll get through your all your videos and probably figure it out. you make me giggle though.

[veggiebruce]

OBSCURE FERRET

[cmvjr2k6]

your videos fill the empty void within my burning soul. lol (jk for the emo part) i Love your videos Jared. I decided that i am indeed going to ask you a random question. "If indifference, not hate is the opposite of love, then what is the opposite of love"??? Well yeah i guess that's it. Looking forward to the next video :D

[pshsa5]

The movie does not do To Kill a Mockingbird justice at all! But it's still great. I think I'll start rereading it now!

[JenniferLoria]

holy crap. i didn't realize you were "based" in phoenix. i'm in gilbert/mesa/tempe for audio school. sweet deal!

[leoimmunitas]

sometimes celebrity bid on their item to get the ball rolling for a higher bid, guess no one cared for his guitar, or perhaps he's enbrassed by the low bid so he bought it himself to save face

[xxypsilonxx]

God, that's phoenix? from here it looks exactly like hiroshima just after the bomb

[PickThisCar]

trust me, it is BEAUTIFUL in person.

[daruna]

^_^ I missed you, Jared!

I'm glad you've started posting YT videos again.

I suppose I'd be a bit hypocritical if I said you should post more often, considering I haven't posted in IDK how long.

Also, don't fret. One day, you too shall learn the way of the scarf! Be patient and dedicated, and in time, Scarfy the guru of scarf culture shall don you with a scarf, and then you'll just be skinny jeans away from...

Perhaps you should just keep the AE, and call it a day. ~_~' Love ya, Jared.

[casteratedsilence]

Totally found u on twitter. Good to have u back on yt. And... .... Poop!

[PhailGasm]

... i hate to kill a mockin burd D:

[singlesoldier5]

We don't all wear skinny jeans but Seattle rocks

[sleekcartim]

im not on the list! whew

[cheesecake1066]

grrrr @ bono too

total dick

[DarkTrunksGeorgeSim]

I hate Fred because he made me realize there are people in this world that would subscribe to him, which makes me kind of sad. Hmmm I guess there is indeed a reason after all....

On the other hand, I <3 you =)

[lelyondemand]

its a gently woven tale of a young boys comming of age and his father tries to kill his.......justin timberlake fan club membership

[eddiefive]

LOL. I likes it!

[snax4max]

I hate matthew mccunehey so much too

[shakmack]

I cant w8 to read ur book... sooo umm yeah how r u doing IM fine im in the middle on no where kentucky... having moved from cali i guess u can say were opposites.. and i love american eagle... u can so be indie with their button shirts ripped acid washed jeans a belt and a randon leather bag from fossil duhhh

[PickThisCar]

SsssWsssSsssWsss!

that felt good.

now i am covered it cats.

[Texasred63]

I hate FRED does that count?

[HelloSunshine519]

poop.....yeah that's right i love reading the tags.

[Tiednbound]

If it's a NEW story line, doesn't that make it a NEW novel?

[pem1990]

You've got a kitten! :D

[PickThisCar]

it's actually a grown up cat that looks like a kitten. watch my "the me gathering" video to see it when it actually was a kitten ;)

[bethanyedwards]

I'd say what celebrity I hate, but I've actually gotten yelled at in the past for saying I wasn't a fan. Let's just say he's a Pirate/Singing Barber/Factory Owner.

Please don't hate me, fangirls!

[Bjm702]

Love hearing wat you have to say each and every time you make a vid. You really should have your own talk show on a nation tv station. Im sure you would blow Ellen out the water.

[erinrockssocks]

Ughh I've been trying to get into the indie culture, too. It's just so hard!!!

... That's what she said? I think so.

[BttrflyKisses925]

poop!!!

[Tarhiel]

You know, non-tight jeans are good also :)

And no, I don´t think I have somebody I hate just because, because I don´t like hating just because. You know, some poeple hate gays, just because you are, not becuase of what kind of person you are. So no, I don´t like haitng people just because.

[Tarhiel]

This video was soo...crazy. Are you like that most of the time? Because your last two three videos were nothing like this one :) I will try to find out that book, and aobut that yeans:yay! Hapienss! I just bought one pair of tight jeans in our second hand today. I don´t have a scarf, I don´t even want it.

[Kezzybob]

Scarves are so over-rated. And skinny jeans are just... hard to get on.

Don't be too distressed.

[LifeDuzntGivMeLemons]

yayyyyyyy =]

[nuclearspike]

tags are used by youtube for helping to calculate related videos. Also, users can subscribe to specific tags and videos with those tags will show up in their list of stuff to watch without requiring the user to go search over and over for the same words over time to see if anything new has shown up. the tags are not meant to be that interesting to someone who has already found your video.

[RoboFillet]

Double titles are so indie, or, the ponderous pickster aptly amuses us.

[purevamped]

whats up witht he gansta signs.... first you're ghost riding the whip....and now you're throwing up gang signs..... PLEASE DONT CROSS OVER....LOL

[complicatedt1]

i can now say i know 2 people in boise idaho!

[smithydll]

I don't see what this video has to do with poop, but tags are important for being able to search for relevant videos. This leads to the question of why so many gay men write use the tag gay even when their video has nothing to do with their sexuality.

[Magnulus]

Hmmm... Let me think... Nnnooo, I don't think so. Oh wait, Dane Cook! And Eli Roth! Dane Cook looks like a douchebag and Eli Roth looks like a bona fide psychopath. Have no other reason, really. I'm sure they're very nice. *ahem*

I hope I can make such a decision if I have to with my own book. I'm terrible at revising.

[charlyandjosh]

At the moment it's Seth MacFarlane. I just think that almost his entire body of work is massively overrated. People think that it's brilliantly written when, really, it's poop.

[Peachandsmytheproduc]

lol i really want to write something cool and interesting just so i can be seen, but i don't think its going to work

keep doing what you do :) *smiles*

[minerme77]

Poop! :D

[russtex]

Good to see you again Jared!

I loved/love that book! You are right...the movie did not do it justice (even though Gregory Peck did a great job).

Celebs I hate...well, there are a few, but off the top of my head Miley Cirus...what a bitch!

I liked the short time I visited Phoenix...need to visit there again some day.

[2bad2fall]

gloriously random

randomly glorious

- works either way -

[hollisterrr1234]

omg hiking during the summer in phoenix????? your insane

[ofarevolution441]

kanye west and mike myers. i hate them both terribly, despite the fact that they both participated in a telethon for Hurricane Katrina. you know the one where Kanye cried "George Bush doesn't care about black people"? That one.

i'm ok with modest indies. it's the elitist ones that i don't like. kind of like how i don't like you. jk. i like you. you're alright.

[PickThisCar]

and you're alright, too :)

[JaykXD]

Love seattle!!!! Omg, I'm goin there to spend the entire day with friends on Friday! It's great living a ferry ride away <3

[onethousandsteps]

hmmmmponder.

omg I HATE bono and matthew mcconaughey! I think they're both massive douchenozzles.

by the way, I really hate pickles as a food, but I absolutely love the nickname for your viewers.

[ryanbranom]

The celebrity I hate for no reason...

Kevin Bacon

GASSSSPPPPPPPPUH.

Don't hurt me, eccentric, I-adore-Footloose-which-by-the­-way-is-an-awful-movie people out there. It's okay. I hate him because of his hair.

That's a reason. Hmm... I guess that isn't a good reason to despise a man.

So you know, Dad walked by the computer while I watched this. He asked if you were my boyfriend, and I laughed hysterically, then said, "No."

Oh, and poop.

[Fareslols]

Sarah Palin and Joe Jackson would we the ones I hate for no reason.

I guess Sarah Palin gave me reasons.

[WillzWatching]

Things to do today.

1. Become this person in this video.

Send my your eyelashes in the mail!

[ericteddycartman]

The celebrity that I personally hate and everyone seems to like is Megan Fox. She's like a longshoreman that sweats estrogen. I'm pissed she's going to be the next Catwoman. Eartha Kitt, Julie Newmar and Michelle Pfeiffer can't be topped.

[xanish]

say ponderous again? pleease?

[keithzworld]

Awesome video Jered!

[sheldon80]

Nice to see you back making vids Jared.

poop.....@

[AllegraLegsLoves]

I was really excited for a story about how you tamed a wild cat, but this video was good too!

[EkitaiLullaby]

ROSEANNE!

[latinlives]

Bono wants countries to give money for various causes yet U2s corporations and such go through other countries that dont tax...therefore they dont pay taxes on alot of their earnings but expect countries to use tax money to help other countries

[spectrem]

I don't really hate anyone...so I always feel left out whenever people have "I hate _____" parties. >_>

[paisleypower30]

The movie did not do the book justice, it skipped some parts that I thought were quite integral. Good to know you are enjoying Phoenix :)

[maymaylingling]

I hate Lady Gaga and Chloe Senigny

[colormekristen]

and this was hilarious. I <333 you.

[PickThisCar]

I <333 you, too :)

[colormekristen]

poop.

[kifo136]

Wow, I read To Kill a Mockingbird in school and I hated it. Schools ruin good books by making you study them against your will.

But the movie was good!

[gothgirlbrandi]

Haha I know what you mean by hateing someone for no reason. I had a kid in my health class that for soem reason I wanted to bash his head into a wall. And one day I actually I have no idea why I did. But later on he gave me a reason to hate him.

[cloudpen15]

poop Kanye West

[mijorey567]

omg i hate bono too!!!! i really hate him! thank you! thank you

[MrCanadia]

I just found a penny in my hotel room. I'm keeping it.

[ackpinkchick8]

bono also payed 1 million dollars to fly his fav hat across the world to him. that completely disregards his charity work.

[BLU3PP3R]

poop!

...don't think I hate you :)

[RolyUnGashaa]

i hate Miley Cyrus for the fact that i cant go shopping without seeing her somewere and also zac efron i dont kno y so many ppl are obbsessed with him i really cant see what so good about him lol

but yeh lol good to have ya bak making vids again =D

[weskos]

Was that a random red rock, or perhaps a giant petrified dinosaur poop?

(the poop having been petrified after a fresh dinosaur pooped it freshly, not a fresh poop pooped by a petrified dinosaur.)

more ponderous.

[whatiswhatnot]

wooooah I cannot stand Matthew McConowhatchamajig.

He's always so unreasonably tanned..

[AndriasRad]

Thank you for making me laugh today.

[robertbangkok]

Maybe you can tilt your novel toward a sequel to the infamous "Boys of Boise" - I knew a boy from Boise and sadly he wasn't one of the "Boys."

A novelist friend said writing is simple if don't fall into the trap of writing Chapters 1,2,3,4 etc. Its best to write beginning end middle and then a sub-plot then weave it all together. Result is its more page-turnery... just a thought.

[brianv00]

U2 played in Scotland a while ago and Bono started slowly clapping his hands while gaving this speech, "Every time I clap my hands... A child in Africa dies". The solemn silence in the stadium was broken by a man shouting, "Stop clapping then, you sick bastard!"

[Vlayer123]

Pickles? I love pickles!

[PickThisCar]

you are a pickle.

[murf1992]

Miley Cyrus, for starters.

And Rush Limbaugh... but I have good reason to hate the son of a bitch.

And are we beginning to copycat Mitchell Davis with this logo at the end nonsense? (JK, I totally do the same thing)

[murf1992]

But not because Mitchell Davis does... or anything...

[PickThisCar]

Lol, I actually used to do it in my old dorm videos...but I was probably copying somebody then. :D

[brentbraniff]

I never know what to think about Bono. Apparently he's a reckless driver as well. One more reason to hate him, I suppose.

I can't say I really hate any celebrities cause you never know what they're really like. Ive met a few in my lifetime and they're pretty much regular folks. So, there ya go.

[hexachordal]

I still love you.

[PickThisCar]

And I still love you.

Your music makes me pee.

In a good way.

[hexachordal]

This comment made me pee.

In EVERY way.

[joc868]

I HATE PEREZ HILTON!!! and mathey mccona...whatever... i hate him too... =) lol

[christinexxmarie]

lmfaoo "im so white"

haha

[Ricardo5518]

miley cyrus haha

[LathanJV36]

I really can't think of anyone I hate at all. There maybe people that I don't like very much but can usually tolerate them. Well I do have a cousin that I may dislike a lot but I don't think I hate him. Oh well, love your video's!

[alotofcheese76]

I hate miley cyrus.

and michael jackson

[falala285]

too soon, man. too soon.

haha.

[CipherDSX]

Katie Price and Peter Andre.

*hisses*

[odetothepillow]

I have the same edition of To Kill a Mockingbird!

Your hate of Bono is legitimate. If I see him in another documentary about a band that's way better than his, I'm gonna punch him in the face.

[TiffyC0okies]

Naw, I hate these people for a reason.  Miley Cyruss , cause shes more famous than Trace and hes obviously more talented; Katy Perry, dedicated youre so gay to Tokio Hotel (the whole premise of that song is dumb) after smiling in their faces; and Captain Douche Perez Hilton cause lets just face it he's a douche.

[cardfn2523]

Books are always better than the movie.

~Whatever happened to the fancy sitting chair.

[mechmech101]

heres the thing.....i love bono

[jiklar]

Again, glad to be alone while watching your video.

You can hike somewhere in the middle of the city?

[PickThisCar]

only in Phoenix... :)

[aafxa2]

I prefer your hair shorter

[PickThisCar]

and I prefer banana bread with no nuts, but we just don't always get what we want...

[trekkerbud]

But if you try sometimes you just might find

You get what you need

Sorry, it had to be said.

[shilllurvsharry]

Jared.. he is such a sweetheart. I love him.

I am having flu right now...and watching him makes me feel better!

[jiklar]

You're having flu right now? You speak of disease and illness the way I would describe eating a lemon pepper salmon dish at a fancy restaurant.

[shilllurvsharry]

umm....its that a good thing or a bad thing?

I never eaten a lemon pepper salmon...and I don't really like salmon....

[tohmiswin]

hate it:

kanye west, great music but terrible personality...

paula deen, she's taken over my city!

vanessa hudgens, slap that girl in the face.

[aleksdeabreu]

I don't hate. I get hated on.

word.

[iJoebaynham]

Bono is a prickkkkkk.

[edwenie]

Cheerios are good.

[ndbrendo]

I hate Bono as well!

[ConnectDisconnect]

YES! I do that too - hate Nicholas Cage and Tom Hanks for NO REASON. :)

[rdt999]

I think you represent Idaho very well. And moms are moms..what can you do. :)

[katieshelby]

I hate Megan Fox. Because she comes off as a pretentious bitch.

Love you!

[karenwithanm]

just for reference, whenever one of your videos pops up in the description box, i make what is generally referred to as an awesomeface.

[saxyeggo123]

ha! i hate a lot of celebrities but i have a reason, i mean they're douchebags. but for a time paris hilton annoyed the hell out of me for no apparent reason. also michael jackson before he died. he used to be so cool and then he did "that" to his face, wtf!

[CubbiTreeroot]

That's a great list of people you hate! I agree! =)

I want to hear more about this novel. Make a Storytime vid!

poop

[Matty3Mite3]

so it's official then , you're a sex symbol

[89musak]

This vid was so fun...great to see ya personality. To kill a mockingbird...ROCKS!

[jackasspirate]

this video made me love you even more :D

[bwaymusicalboy]

poop

[ChaoticSupernova]

I like it when you talk at 2:32 - 2:40 . Makes you sounds like an old storyteller.

Who buys there own guitar? That's just stupid. Why not just give your money to charity? Silly Boner.

[tattooedboy04]

You look so happy in Phoenix; thanks for the video of what it looks like from afar. I am so stupid; I didn't realize it is such a large city. -can't wait to hear that you have published your book so I can buy it.

[PickThisCar]

I swear this city goes on forever 0.o

[shadling21]

More kitty!

Less you!

[badger5402]

Isn't it amazing? Harper Lee wrote one work and look what it did! TKAM is great and Gregory Peck did do an outstanding job in the movie version.

[fizikaszaksz]

i hate mariah carey and j.lo

[edgehaedjr]

"Gangsta symbols... I'm so white." xD

[Agriking]

Since you ask and it came up in a comment, I'm not terribly fond of Shane Dawson. There, I've said and I feel so much better now.

[dafttool]

If it makes you feel any better, I don't know who Shane Dawson is& I have no interest in googling him to find out.

[Agriking]

Yes, yes that does make me feel better. I think I love you now.

[silharoun]

i LUV the hate list XD,i hate heidi montag& bono with his pink glasses......

[tyleroakley]

I love your vlogs.

[PickThisCar]

I love Calvin!

...and pretty much everything else you do :)

[jlwd2007]

Oh my god. Bono bought his own Guitar?.. (was this old news?.. lol.. is this some news that didn't reach the UK?) haha.. why didnt he just give the money straight to charity? wouldn't that have been easier?.. instead of making a song and dance over it? x

[NudgeFilms]

tasty!

[bulafritz]

Don't really care for Oprah or Tom Cruise.  I hate Bono and U2. Blech. I love Roseanne, though. Well her sitcom, anyway. I guess she's a tad overbearing in person.

[QuinnySan]

poop :D

Because I read everything XD

[PickThisCar]

you are a natural leader.

[namesRhard1]

I hate Lady Gaga. :D

[rossperth]

Glad you're back... POOP!

[BarryAldridge]

That is surprising about Bono.

I havent read Killing A Mockbird in years. I know my brother has a copy so I may ask him for it.

[dlyc4714]

tom cruise

[neptuneswarrior]

btw the microwave is giving me an ugly look!

[PickThisCar]

I told you we don't get along... :D

[neptuneswarrior]

The Kitteh in the box had too many air holes. J/K kittehs need air too! (or do they?) Anyways thanks for entertaining me with your amazing vids, as always P+<3

[CostaSusana]

Missed you =)

[SlashWorship]

I love To Kill A Mockingbird! It's one of my favourite books :) but I haven't seen the film. I was kinda scared it would disappoint me cause I love the book and...I always seem to like the books more :S

[Jannabelle126]

I like you so much. :)

[philipem01]

OK now To Kill A Mockingbird is great, but Bono is fine, He bid on the guitar in order to make a charitable contribution, lighten up!

[philipem01]

Oh, is that the pointe thing? Phoenix is SO flat ... come to Tucson where we have scenery and liberals.

[PickThisCar]

Sorry, but I'm pretty happy here for the time being.

[philipem01]

Oh, Poop!

[PickThisCar]

I know :) I said that.

[mushacles]

skinny jeans - like why? Fecking Italians and Spaniards love this travesty of modern fashion with the tight legs and saggy bottoms. It's not on I tell you. I wasn't like that in my day. Baggy all the way. And lumber jack shirts. That was the height of fashion coming out of seattle when grunge was in its heyday.

[Noldsta]

The gangster symbols add a nice touch =]

[snooperdoggy]

poop ha

[magnavox8]

I've never heard Seattle described that way :) Its nice to think that there are people out there who think where I live is a magical place :)... Actually I don't even live in Seattle, I live in Vancouver, which is pretty much the Canadian version of Seattle, still nice to hear though :D The reverence with which you regard Seattle is similar to my reverence for New York .

[loserluigi]

hahhaha, omg when I was reading the people on your list, i was so not surprised matthew was on it.

you make me smile ^_^

To Kill A Mockingbird = <3

I should re-read it... I haven't since I was in 11th grade... and I remember loving it back then.

your ponderous pose makes me happy. I think I may steal it sometime... just sayin' :P

[TheThunderDragoon]

Tickle my pickle.

... Sorry, the door was open. I had to walk in lol.

[ohemgeeitsmenick]

I'm glad things are back to normal! Glad Phoenix is working out, too! :) Any plans of moving again in the future?

[Blocatan]

I love your videos! I am a proud pickle!

[Heyaitsjohn]

I get to be a pickle? :)

[PickThisCar]

you don't get to NOT be a pickle. :D

[Heyaitsjohn]

I guess I'll always just be a cucumber :(

[koakoa8]

His hopes and dreams?

His pet monkey?

His love for interpretive dancing?

What does his father try to kill?!?

Oh... and I hate Shia Labeuf whose name is also ridiculously annoying to spell. Gah!

[PickThisCar]

you should start a list.

:)

[rude19]

Definitely one of your more random videos.

balls

[aznandyroo]

haha Phoenix is SO beautiful imo. i love it. and you. I'm glad to be a pickle again

[PickThisCar]

thanks :)

[nartnivla]

Poop.

[PickThisCar]

AAHHH!!! YOU WERE THE FIRST PERSON TO SAY IT!!!!!1!

...

sorry.

[notcalebkruzel]

i is everywhere takingz over your computorzzzzz

win.

[PickThisCar]

i am very frightened right now... 0.o