Lewis Black on Video games

[Deanbass77]

State of emergency was fuckin awesome.

[Perid0tStar]

that IS an awesome calculator watch :3

[ZoanBlade90]

Glad to know Lewis Black is a gamer.

[Beartallica86]

State of Emergency was a pretty ill game! I only enjoyed the Mall levels though. Not a hug fan on the other levels.

[xshreevex]

Thumbs up if you LOVE when people include parts of the video in their comments so it ruins the jokes for you.

[oddworlddude]

@xshreevex

Well, you shouldn't read the comments before watching the video...

[DoubleTalkingJive]

4 people were carjacked and then run over by their own cars...

[Idontwantanaccountok]

Sounds like he's criticizing video games...

[phaphachboy]

@Idontwantanaccountok yet worshipping it at the same time

[MsAckAck]

@Liproll-Don't forget that people use to blame juvenile delinquency on comic books.

[squamish4244]

Lewis Black is fantastic.

[OUfootballAuthority]

Who the hell is the 1 douch bag that disliked this vid?

[GSSAGE7]

@OUfootballAuthority The guy who didn't become Brittney Spear's backup dancer.

[Tait011]

Holy shit, Lewis Black and Steven Colbert on the same show? Damn thats amazing. I have been living under a rock D:

[CrossroadRebels]

@Tait011 Yea they both worked on The Daily Show. Lewis still comes back every now and then. If I'm not mistaken I think Steve Carrel worked there too.

[mandisgoj]

GTA 3 FTW!!!

[mysterykcad]

I love how the top 2 comments are quoting the exact same thing.

[seinekins]

"Riotous quote that Lewis Black just made in the video that we all just watched!"

[jdspencer60]

Rescuing the princess is for pussies!

[YoungDaVinci91]

Lewis Black and Steven Colbert together... This is too much to handle. LOL "I can kill, steal and maim and still have time to be Britney's back-up dancer." Black is the man!

[wickedpissa25]

I went outside once, but the graphics sucked, and I couldn't find a questgiver anywhere.

[optimusprime2008]

@wickedpissa25 Outside? Is that...like...another level or something?

[RigorMortisRabbit]

@wickedpissa25 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha y u just made my day :D

[sexykatie90]

zalapatax



[sheepdogfellow]

This is probably one of the best "Back in Black"s in history. It's comedic gold!

[samiam1995]

I would like to see an updated version of this.

[Novur]

*random quote from video, including EMPHASIS VIA CAPITAL LETTERS*

Now thumb me up, because you're a tard.

[MrMadalien]

Consider me a video game freak/nerd but I hate old games yuck bad graphics

[Fehnrique]

@MrMadalien You sound more like someone who needs to get weaned off of Halo's proverbial tit.

[soylentgreenb]

@Fehnrique Hell no. I need idiot-magnets like Halo, counter-strike and WoW to keep the idiots away from my online games!

[jcgamer107]

Fucking hilarious

[MrChopp3r]

i should play gta4 with lewis,he sounds like someone i could have fun playing with.

[runnysmokey0304]

"running over the person who's car I just stole, with the car I just stole"

lol, I can so relate to that.

[DemonWarp65]

When I first played GTA III, I stole a car and raced it down a hill. I managed to somehow flip the car on the roof, and it slid down the sidewalk at high-speed, killing at least 50 or 60 pedestrians before it stopped. And I managed to escape before the car blew up and killed another 20 people. Eat it Jack Thompson!!!!

[yourfan93]

lol... i own the britney game.. XD

[MoaiMaea]

When I saw Colbert at the end instead of Stewart = Mindfuck

[Dreamerx47]

i loved gta 3

the first time i realized the power of video games

i remember it like it was yesterday

"you can still beat them even when their dead?!?!?! hooly fuck!"

[JasonTandro]

@Dreamerx47 For my friend it was countlessly re-enacting 9-11 with the Hydra in GTA: San Andreas.

For me it was jumping a motorcycle off the roof of the GetALife building in GTAIV with my girlfriend on the back. Only one of us survived.

[Londron]

I played gta since I was 10 or somthing.

19 now.

Sombody tell me what's so bad with it?

[Dreamerx47]

it has been found to make baby boomers heads explode

[JasonTandro]

@Londron open references to sex, drugs, prostitution, gang warfare, senseless violence, murder, decapitation, weapons smuggling, pornography, degredation of women and minorities, glorifying a life of crime... in other words all the stuff we're supposed to protect our kids from so that they get blindsided when they're actually adults, lol.

[Londron]

@JasonTandro

Lol? I don't see the connection of that with RL. If you believe you have to act like somebody in a videogame you're fucked up in the head already.

[Darksora46]

Doesn't anyone else see that the comment was over a year old? Stop giving him tips and just watch the damn video.

[jamesfelix303]

Lewis black is now my hero haha

[Zgamer618]

His hair is brown how old is this lol

[ARod016]

@Zgamer618 Colbert is on there, so I imagine pretty damn old lmao

[burned92]

OMFG a Calculator watch, he must of gotten that shit from the Future!!!

[Finstahy]

@unbelievablemedia

wow that comment is fuckin old

[NemeanLion]

That's right, the BEST you can do is become a BACKUP DANCER.

It's the perfect game for people who disappoint themselves, even in their fantasies.

[naplesjake]

Jewey Louie needs to find out socialism has failed in Eurpoe and Canada.

[stupidusername84]

@naplesjake Hmmm, I smell jealousy. Yeah Canada!

[bstylesv1]

@unbelievablemedia Because the CLIP is old.

[M3TR01DFANBOY]

but all the best games involve saving the princess....ex:mario zelda.....well metroids the best and there is no princess hhhhmmmmmm

[Windenaifer]

@M3TR01DFANBOY Well in that case YOU are the princess, the only difference is that you are inside an overpowered suit of armor.

[HK556]

YES!!!!!!!!

[MrJackThompson]

'Yes, you're Brittany Spear's back up dancer.  This game's for people who disappoint themselves, even in their own fantasy!' -Lewis Black

[VLOGSPHERE]

Eh! Eh!

[ZoanBlade90]

Good to know Lewis is a videogame lover. Wonder what his favs are now.

[Chubzdoomer]

@unbelievablemedia wow ur a fuckin idiot

[Darksora46]

Wow Lewis Black looks very different then nowadays

[G3XRevolution]

lewis black should do video game online commentary for MLG

[OrdinatorMan]

Ha ha, I just picked up a copy of State of Emergency at Gamestop for $3!

[Jrwcl05]

The object of this game? who cares? i'm to busy randomley hitting an old lady with a bat. (love those kind of games)

[ASAManifesto]

Eh, dreamcast was better

[SubaruOfTheTriad]

XDDDDD

"Or, my personal favorite, running over the person you just stole a car from with the car you just stole from them."

I need to get this guy for a multiplayer bout in GTAIV sometime.

[paulsgirl27]

Rescuing the princess is for pussies! lol

[eragon2121]

You see? One person can make a difference!

[NuxBloodhoof]

Pure gold.

[DaemonMcRae]

Lewis Black should do E3 commentary.

[aaron248]

damn this guy must love GTA IV

[NoNeedForAGoodName]

you see one man CAN make a difference!

[reggie2112]

State of Emergency kicks ass ! I love that game.

[nightwalker2882]

Thanks to PS2 I can kill, maim, steal, and still have time to be a brittney spears back up dancer. Lewis Black is halarious.

[montyurl158]

so true!!!!

[redwingsguy96]

God I was nearly brought to tears on the GTA car jacking/running over part lol

[HyBrIdEnS]

one person can make a diffrence

lmao

[atwater8991]

...or my personal favorite - running over the person whose car I just stole, WITH the car I just stole."

[prolefeedprocessor]

HAHAHA! "Senseless bloodshed in a moral vacuum." I love it!

[SuckMyCOG]

GTA LMFAO!!

[capthavic]

rescuing the princess is for pussies XD

[dnicksblack]

Was that Colbert?

[longwayhome617]

Daily Show

[travisharder]

Yeah, he covered for Jon for a week when he was hosting something like the Oscars or SNL...

[ShykinArcana]

lol, video game jokes that are actually funny to gamers and non-gamers

[Rock1Golem]

I like Lewis Black even more now, and I didn't even think that was possible.

[FeelOfFriction]

I want a watchulator.

[Malleolust]

He's my hero.

GTA, ftw.

[TheFan85]

Wow, I actually remember State of Emergency lol.

[PsychoLawton]

I like his personal favorite :D

[redwingsguy96]

"And my personal favorite running over the person who's car I just stole with the car I just stole"

I was technically dead for 10 seconds I laughed so hard...Lewis is the man.

[ElveeKaye]

@redwingsguy96 Oh, God, I know! I shouldn't laugh at people getting killed like that, but DAMN if he didn't make it funny! XD

[JoshBronzewyrm]

@redwingsguy96 <3

[CINEMALOVER110]

Grand Theft Auto is for Pussies.

[FreedomLiberty21]

rescuing the princess is for pussies.

HAHAHAHAHA so true.

[ALFfan1]

LMFAO

[Swedish420]

looks better in classes

[scilonthreat]

you need glasses

[Swedish420]

wow very clever

[GoalieRealmUSA]

gtaIII is still the greatest game ever created

[KingPiccolOwned]

Only until Prototype comes out.

[GoalieRealmUSA]

prototype of what comes out dude?

[windexfighter77]

He means the game Prototype, hence capitalization of the word prototype

[NeverAloneForever]

Oh, I remember when State of Emergency came out. God, I loved that.

[GoalieRealmUSA]

oh that game. yeah that game sucks major ASS with a capital A-S-S.

[TheRussianGestapo]

Thanks a lot for re-uploading this, one of my favourites rants!

[MikeysGirl2105]

I was about to suggest GTA 3 but then he suddenly puts it on there and i start LMFAO

"Rescuing the princess are for Pussies"

^o^; OMG!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^,

[poop7104]

Are the first 2 games real?

[bigboss14095]

yes they are real sad to say.

[blender7]

At least he didnt mention that horrible horrible japanese rape game.

[bigboss14095]

which one battle raper or street fucker cuz there both messed up

[flamablesteve]

wait...

are those real?

[Sasukhana]

Rescuing the princess is for pussies!

So true xD

[NeverAloneForever]

Legend of Zelda <3

[mastercheif4072165]

maybe he should play RE4 and 5.

[c1k3]

weird seeing him without glasses.

[Nicksolo85]

If Lewis Black likes video games with blood, gore, killing, etc, maybe he should try any of these...

*The Mortal Kombat series

*The Duke Nukem series

*Rogue Trip Vacation 2012

[placebomessiah]

shut the fuck up you desperate aspie

[Enoe78]

Aaaaahahahahahaha...

Well put...

[beyoncelover202]

now this, is a video game.

Saving Princesses is for Pussies!

[carpathianforrest]

such a genius

[Yamer17]

I always run over the bitch after I steal his car.....

[rb20ftw]

Lewis Black is the fucking man

"Nothing sticks it to the man like taking out a Cinnabon" LOOOL

[uofmrules1]

I love how GTA is soooo violent, but that's ok, but someone had an absolute cow because one of the newer versions had a scene with naked breasts in it. Explain that one away.

[FleaIsMyHero]

My dad won't let me get any of the GTA's

I'm 16, someone give me some decent reasons why I should be able to

[zalapatax]

There are better games...

16 and flea is your hero? how about getting guitar hero or a real bass? :P

[FleaIsMyHero]

I already play guitar

And I know there are, but I've heard such good things bout them I should at least be able to try them out

Guitar Hero sucks

[superbee109]

@zalapatax

BOOM HEADSHOT!

[schmendriks]

@FleaIsMyHero fuck playing videogames, you should be thankful to your dad he seems to actually not be a shithead

[FleaIsMyHero]

If you didn't look at the date, that comment is over a year old. I've moved on and you should to. I appreciate my dad for all that he's done for my life.

[skydark]

@FleaIsMyHero Buy it, paint a rainbow over the title-he won't notice.

[SirPwn4lot]

@FleaIsMyHero Just go and buy it yourself and have a good conversation with him.

[MrJackThompson]

@FleaIsMyHero I consider GTA as being more of a role playing game where each action delivers a positive or negative consequences depending on your character's choices. in retrospect, GTA tells us not that it's ok to kill bystandards and gangs but to show us a view of how grotesque violence is.

I feel that GTA is really a great game for many people to play since it carries as an interactive screen that shows us gamers how violence in the real world is bad.

[Grant691]

@FleaIsMyHero Try an actual guitar, you can make money off of it. and It's worth learning as a talent.

[drunktarutaru]

Your dad allready did. Besides, if he's a real man then he'll stand by his rule and won't give two shits about anything people say on youtube. 99% of the stuff on the internet is bullshit.

His house, his rules. Besides, playing guitar will get you way more action then video games.......trust me on that one.

[tuck234]

@FleaIsMyHero Well everyone knows that no one will try to copy what the game does. Thats just pure common sense. And it probably due to the fact your dad maybe a little untrusting of you. But hey, thats how it is with parents.

[smackacrackaddict]

@FleaIsMyHero just tell your dad to let you play this game because stars, flowers, rainbows, and saving a stupid ass princess who can't manage to run away is for pussies and a good way to make more of a dumbass.

[runningwind1012]

@FleaIsMyHero get saints row2, it beats GTA by forever.

[zalapatax]

doesn't matter how old the games are. It's a timeless observation. :)

[Games5522]

I wonder why Youtube doesn't let you give the poster of the video thumbs ups on their comments?

[Thewwekiller]

@zalapatax Indeed. GTA 3 still finds it way into my PS2 from time to time. Nothing beats Chatterbox.

[condorlio07]

state of emergency is a hilarious game.

[Liproll]

No there aren´t. Only people who are fucked up. It used to be rock´n´roll (remember Elvis in ´54-´55?), then it was heavy metal music, then violent movies - now it´s video games. Trying to blame whatever triggers the effect because you can´t deal with the cause. Sound familiar?

There are fucked up people, because the level of PROPER PARENTING has sunk to record-breaking depths.

Have a nice day.

[Pam4Rob]

who are you replying to... You said no there aren't like someone said something..lol

[MrFreeman420]

state of emergency is so fun

[KimikoHyuuga]

"Or my personal favorite, running over the person whose car I just stole, WITH the car I just stole."

LMAO.

[Nekron7777]

This is Grand Theft Auto 3!

The object of this game WHO CARES!!

I'm too busy randomly hitting an old lady with a bat! Carjacking a station wagon and running over people! Or my personal favorite, running over the person who's car i just stole...with the car i just stole!

[ScourgeoftheBay]

Rescuing the princess is for PUSSIES!!

[XavierDemitri]

Look at this thing! It's a watch, and it's a CALCULATOR! THIS IS AMAZING!

[Nekron7777]

Grand Theft Auto rocks!

As Lewis says "the object of the game, who cares!"

[Xorital]

Thats amazing XD

[ZaharaUzumaki]

"Thanks to Playstation, I can kill, maim, steal, and still have enough time to be a Britney Spears back-up dancer."

Ha Ha!

[PepperGeorge]

lewis is sooo funny lol...

[lost45cross]

rescuing the priness is for pussy!

suck on that mushroom Mario!!

[whytrustanyone]

Walking into a mall, and killing everything that moves!

lol

Damn str8

[Suzaku000]

I have that game. Not a good game, but great for dumb fun, just going apeshit on people indiscriminately.