Shit Hipsters Say

[quiets0ul]

Thumbs up if Kelly brought you here.

[AndyRiot]

BIXI MTL REPRESENT, LOL

[Hydrogenglow]

i like shit new yorkers Never say

[YUVRAJB1]

You seem like you are reviving Grunge. Big Up for Portland !!

[kitkat4274]

someone needs to save me before i become this. far far too close to home. ahhhhhhhh

[PaintnFilm22]

well done.



[Hawajiets]

If you're a hipster, you can't admit it. Its the main rule...

[Rockergirl13100]

I liked this video when it had 200 views

[98Homedog]

smoking. is. bad.

[zachight1]

I don't like this video. It's too mainstream.

[toomanyusernames]

I like how they're concerned whether something is organic, yet they're already ruining their health by smoking.

[chicnoir29]

I loved this ladies. 1,125 people are hipsters hating this video.

[beastapple21]

does this comment make me look like a lesbian?

[sourskitls]

Hipsters are like the plague

[sarahmydarling]

holy fuck this is me

[SweetlySammie]

i wanted to be a hipster, but then everyone started doing it.

[waterfoodNmusic]

...I love Bukowski...does that make me...nooo...NO.

[hyamslife]

Of course you say Seattle. Hope of the hipsters here!

[ladev91]

Ball State University. You have not seen hipster until you have been here

[TysonE14]

Portland is NOT the new Seattle

[mwendyc]

omgad is that a banksy.

[piechocolatethedos]

PBR is Pabst Blue Ribbon

[xxRosario]

" I like it before it was popular" I say that all the time.....

[Mitchelley23]

pbr is grossssss

[PaperMonocles]

I feel like I say half that shit

[Doristheinfuriating]

Don't cha just love it when you hear this "oh i've liked that band for two years now", even though they just heard the song last week.

[lolleeex101]

"i liked bon iver before they were mainstream" should be on here

[OmFgItSkArLa]

kelly sent me here:]

[zzestyturkey]

are these cigarettes organic?

[Hirthify]

I want to punch every hipster in their god damn mouths

[masmkasm]

Portland is not the new seattle.... seattle is the new seattle

[asanchio]

I hate these hoes

[ExcellentKeith]

you should check out sh*t iphoners say

[rberryw16]

1,110 people are hipsters in denial.

[xNecroAnon]

This might be funny if they weren't trying to not laugh the whole time...

[shortiecanbrawl]

Yes, Portland is the new Seattle, and I hate it

[lililiiil]

bukowski!!

[nathenhikkok]

nice amazing jeckel brothers shirt 0:18

[yanivganzi]

that awesome moment when both of the top comments are by the same person

[NobodysOffTheHook]

Meh.

[organicjennifer]

you forgot, "That's too mainstream"



[samiidanii07]

@organicjennifer Saying "That's too mainstream" is too mainstream now.

[CaptainSarcasm458]

I accidently had this on mute. So it was shit hipsters DON'T say.

[coniconiconni]

"Look at those hipsters. Gross" LOL

[3y3n5tyn]

PBR: Pokémon Battle Revolution

[PeachesAndSkeet]

It was filmed in black and white. She wins. I'm kinda surprised there's no "vintage camera" comment though.

[nonchalantd]

@PeachesAndSkeet wow..for some weird reason I didn't notice that it was in black and white until I read your comment

[PeachesAndSkeet]

@nonchalantd Hehehe yeah I've had that happen to me before.

[theXdemonXshark]

omg i am a hippster :C

[yanivganzi]

0:46 camera reflection

[LoveVampire]

1093 hipsters got offended, lol.

[SlurpVision]

Sh*t Wine Tasters Say Video!!! watch it!

[k9unit23]

This girl is obviously a normal person who can't act like a hipster at all.

[greengirly13]

haha so true.

[tancanada1993]

who fucking cares, trends are trends. i'm pretty sure most hipsters are hipsters out of irony anyways because that's how they roll, so just let them look like idiots and move on.

[kdemarino5508]

3,493 hipsters liked this ironically.

[MrDeadman9999]

shes wearing an amazing jeckel brother shirt thumbs up if you know which one

[elitestar]

1. you're a hipster if you hate hipsters

2. you're a hipster if you don't think you're a hipster

3. you're a hipster if you defend hipsters

4. you're a hipster if you call yourself a hipster

5. more than likely you're probably a hipster if you're reading this

[fleskfan100]

@elitestar

So....who wouldn't be a hipster?

[strtthshw]

Lmao I swear this was most of the film majors at my art school. Still less annoying than game majors though.

[MegaBIGYAS]

did you really say do think portlands the new seattle

[knappk3]

portland is the poor man's seattle!



[rimmelgirl]

what's the song at the end of the video?

[martinboson]

YOU ARE BREAKING CHARACTER. do it again.

[boyeatworld]

"oh my god, is that a banksy?" LOLLLL

[tugteen]

I liked it, not because of the shit hipsters say, but because of hos much it's like that part in clerks when they talk about how dumb customers are.

All it's missing is the funny little sounds they make after the camera pulls out or after they say something dumb.

[YoungNGroovy]

1068 people are hipsters..

[MsCtotheB]

0:51 Kudos for the pretend-smoking (not taking it to the lungs). "Like, so legit."

[JasonDamisch]

No, I think that Portland is a wanna be San Francisco.

[Jjanelleparrishh]

@JasonDamisch San Francisco is too main stream

-Portland sayings

[nugun889]

1,064 people saw this video before it was mainstream.

[eteutonico]

i got this video on vinyl

[xtaste0finkx]

Ok, I had no fucking idea what a hipster was until my mom came home and asked me. We googled hipster and read a list of hipster traits and I am ashamed of myself. I used to joke about my love for Pabst by telling my husband I was a closet redneck, I lived in Seattle so I guess the style of dress is similar (I've had Docs for 8 years now) and I fucking hate Adele. Now I feel like my whole identity has just been...tainted.

[trevor123698123]

@xtaste0finkx lol at least you have the ability to own up to it.

[xtaste0finkx]

@trevor123698123 The difference being I dont do anything for fashion lol. I just don't have a lot of money so I cant afford to spend 30 bucks on a shirt lol. And I didn't know what Urban Outfitters was till my 15 year sister enlightened me... My family thinks it's hilarious.

[clow217]

this is not hipster its to mainstream now

[TheSupahFlyTurtle]

You can see the girl cueing to her in the window lol!

[FrenchToastIsBomb]

I can't stand a muthafucken hipster.

[jsmitty901]

Theres something so nostalgic about americana

[bigsister1695]

Portland is the new Seattle.

[morethanlunch]

was having a colored video too mainstream?

[BlackTnGurl]

haha that is like everybody I know!! especially the smoking while sporting thrift store cloths.. Probably has something to do with the fact that I live near an art school/in the 'artistic community' of my city

[spenellichan]

: 3

[NuclearRadio]

They forgot all the f-ing talk about "band practice"

[Attitudex2xoxo]

umm....Something about them reminds me of Ke$ha....

[MsMadLibz]

Hell, I could dress like this my Mom still has the shitty fashion from the 90's in her closet....Just wondering when those puff paint gem sweater nightmares are gonna come back...

[seeninnycblog]

i like shit new yorkers never say

[brokenbones199]

What ... no starbucks or overuse of Apple products?

Skinny jeans?

[natemilstein]

i wish i was jack white in a bar so jkatz55 would hook up with me...

[jkatz55]

@natemilstein nate milstein

[123jberry456]

/watch?v=VnBV4_uz73Q

[kbomber12]

"Pabst Blue Ribbon is a lot like the band Bright Eyes, Hipsters love it, but everyone else thinks its liquid sh*t." Urban Dictionary

[alexiavazquez]

LOL I'm a biochemistry major and I know for a fact that all food is technically organic. I got fired from my friend's restaurant for telling that to hipster costumers. xD

I have nothing against them. I'm just too nerdy when it comes to people.

[supergunman13]

Wut about "I liked them before they were famous"?

[MrCherubhair1]

What the fuck is a hipster?

[tazabilly]

I don't understand what people have against hipsters it's like they're become the new scene kids or emos. I guess society just always needs someone to hate and rally against, though I think scene kids and emo kids are much more deserving of the ridicule.

[Tunasauceinacan]

@tazabilly Hipsters are scene kids.

[darkstar19]

@Tunasauceinacan Straight up truth.

[solwilde]

@tazabilly In 15 years or so, we're gonna look at instagr.am (or whatever the f it's called) pictures of hipsters and laugh like we are laughing at the 90s fashion. We're gonna laugh at you tweeting your disdain of capitalism from your iPad 2. We're gonna laugh at you for claiming being vegan, while wearing a ~vintage leather belt. We're gonna laugh at them for saying they're broke yet being able to buy American Spirits. At least emo kids grow out of the phase. Hipsters get worst.

[lbeesntdeirx]

@tazabilly They are not becoming the new scene kids... they ARE the old scene kids just a few years older.

[edspacely92]

@tazabilly nobody actually 'hates' hipsters, its just so many of them act like walking cliches there so stereotypical, in a way they are a sub group just like emos and goths. We were all smoking this one time and of course the only two hipsters ask for oxy pills. I just think it funny how they put so much effort into looking like hipsters every fucking day.

[elektraeriseros]

@tazabilly I don't think people hate all hipsters.

....just those hipsters who literally ARE the stereotype. Those guys just seem to be beyond pretentious.

No one likes assholes, man.

[SamTerrazas]

@tazabilly People shift hatred towards groups that think they're original to the point of being at a fault, and the typical hipster pretentious irony makes for an especially easy target. Either way, all three fads are equally stupid...the only difference is hipsters revel in it, and are thus the more annoying.

[LucyLAL100]

@tazabilly Because they think they're so fucking special and unique when in reality they are all the same. They like the same stuff, listen to the same music, post the same pictures, etc. but they don't realize it and keep living in their fantasy world thinking they are the most special people in the world. (Of course I'm talking about most hipsters) same with emo and scene kids.

[annie10103]

@tazabilly Let me guess. You're a hipster, right?

[bwahaduuude]

@tazabilly not at all, hipster kids are far more douche like. go hang out in richmond virginia for like 2 days the people are literally exactly like how these girls are acting in this video right down to the pbr

[thosecoldhands]

@tazabilly Yeah, because people need to be ridiculed for dressing the way they want.

[Robertalanoliva]

lol

[SoAReCAtsSwiMming]

"What does PBR even stand for?" Professional Bull Riders.... duh!

[Missakable]

I love you Carrie Valentine, you are so hot!

[elvalle89]

You're missing "You've probably never heard of it" and "I only smoke American Spirits"

[UserPaaint]

If this was really hipster, it would be on Vimeo.

[peacelovenature7]

If I met Jack white at a bar... I'd fuck him. Straight up.

[CasparWilson]

blonde is just too hot.

[tubewindle]

"I once dumped a guy cuz his mustache sucked"

[LoonyPinwheel]

if you say you're not a hipster, you're probably a hipster.

[Jessslin11]

It should be called "shit fat ugly girls with bad hair say"

[MsAuntMary]

@Jessslin11 a little harsh there Jesslin or should i say TROLL?

[jkatz55]

@Jessslin11 you should really post a picture of yourself so i can see how hot you are

[jasmo23]

@jkatz55 I wish I could like your comment because...... it's awesome!!!

[TheBRETTYEATON]

@jkatz55 I think you are a nice lady, don't listen to that

[Equestriangirl199]

@jkatz55 Don't listen to Jessslin11, you guys are like so pretty and your hair is ah-may-zing! love the video

[squizz222]

@Jessslin11 Fat? Ugly?

[EllEiEllE]

since you were smoking so blatantly, you should have said 'Oh god.. look at him/her. He/She smokes like a pussy!'

[vickilg123]

i love how people say they're 'hipsters' .. i don't think i've ever used the word hipster, where i'm from in England, we say they're 'indie'

[SodaPopElectric]

@vickilg123 thats what i always thought! i was so confused when i heard people using 'hipster'

[darkstar19]

@vickilg123 Yeah pretty much everyone says they're indie in England i haven't heard anyone say hipster here.

[DistantCousin]

@darkstar19 Yeah "hipster" is such an American expression. We say "indie kid" etc in the UK

[strtthshw]

@DistantCousin In America Indie kids and hipsters are not one and the same.

[strtthshw]

@DistantCousin In America Indie kids and hipsters aren't the same thing. Similar, but not the same.

[HardcoreFlexx]

Fuck all hipsters they are worthless pieces of shit. The first people called hipsters were in the 40's and they were white kids from suburbs who wanted to be like black jazz musicians.... Now its rich white trust fund babies who are lazy as fuck paining pictures claiming they are not materialistic.... because you dont have to be materialistic when you know at the drop of a hat you can have whatever you want. Unless you have money to fall back on, you won't survive as a pot head hipster faggot.

[dijonay971]

@HardcoreFlexx couldn't agree more...

[SodaPopElectric]

@HardcoreFlexx what if someone just legitimately likes old movies, likes those clothes, smokes etc etc etc and they are NOT trust fund babies? how would you know? you wouldn't. but youd judge them that way anyway. you need to calm the shit down, bro.

[HannahCarrotGirl]

You missed "I don't have a label"

xD

[MrGoodatDrawing]

fake hipster are those who claim they are hipster you don't chose to be one you have to earn it!

[TheComradical]

fuck you guys PBR is good and I'm not a hipster!

[slickmadisyn]

I love how she asks what PBR stands for, and it's on the bottle.

[Hydrogenglow]

Did you see Shit New Yorkers Never Say

[sephirotharsy6]

i hate hipsters. kill them with fire.

[FreedomIsJustAWord]

"look at those Hipsters' EVERY FUCKING TIME, aha

[lupegonza]

IS THIS FILMED IN MINNESOTA?

[studdedskull]

go to an urban outfitters store and you'll see a hipster invasion

[Dreamer25Yup]

"i liked it before it was popular" everyone says that

[WhiteOwlVideo]

@Dreamer25Yup I said it before everyone started saying it so...

[TheIVVPLabs]

@Dreamer25Yup Hipsters were saying that phrase before it was popular, though. KEEP UP, FOO

[Dreamer25Yup]

@TheIVVPLabs holy shit! thanks for the heads up dude, i have to keep up with the times! =]

[TheIVVPLabs]

@Dreamer25Yup inorite? Just keepin a look out for my fellow man, and shit.

[powergirl901]

Okay, this made me laugh, and I probably owe you something. Good luck in collecting.

[TuWear]

Fucken Shit, I'm surrounded by these sad fucks. . . I missed Cholo L.A

[clubpenguin1239]

i do not like hipsters. 

[DeathKnightsCow]

fuck i got to get out of seattle and back to pittsburgh where everyone smokes and people dont give a fuck about fashion or any of this shit. where people are friendly and we stone hipsters when you walk down town and its empty beside for the greasy pigeons. where you can get a hoagie or a good hot sandwich for $5 to $8 and people arent constantly asking if it organic. where people are genuinely mean or genuinely nice. where a cup of coffee is made fresh and under $2 god i miss the burgh

[DeathKnightsCow]

@DeathKnightsCow also we have a super hero on our public ash trays the are every 15 feet no joke trash cans and ash trays galore

[LightsWillGuideUHome]

"I liked it before it was popular" CLASSIC

[TheMegMegs95]

my teacher asked us what our favorite commercial is in class one day, and this one kid goes "I don't watch TV, its so mainstream. Im a hipster." I started awkwardly laughing in the silence and got stared at :)

[daredevil7079]

I saw this before it was even made...

[soozin511]

wow what a cutie

[TheToonyloon]

Being a hipster is so mainstream.