how to own Igod (funny lol)

[jaffacakesisters]

He was not even owned he just doesn't reply to all comments dumb ass so guess what OWNED

[mckiyamad]

i merked him out ages ago mate

[xBlackBlaze]

me: do you have hair on your willy

god:No I don't think I have any hair on my willy. But I do have a collection of gossip.

[TheAshleyBravoKid]

God:

Good gossip: you are putting this on the internet. Groovy.

Me: What are you from the 1950's no one sais that

God:

I don't know what I am from the 1950 s no one sais that.

Me:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A

God:

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Me:Copier

[oliw2001]

Me:

lies.

God:

My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.

[oliw2001]

i said i was 723000 billion years old to god!! LOL!!!

[oliw2001]

type in on igod ''ur thick'' in caps and he will say ''i probably am''

[oliw2001]

Me: do you have any balls?

God:

No I don't think I have any balls. LOL!!

[oliw2001]

OWNED!!!

[CarlosResidentEvil]

you just you didn't ...

*weird silence.....* hahahaha

[S2134154]

Me: do you like sex? God: Yes but not with you :-). (btw ge actually said that)

[GreenAngel1996]

you so did not own god

[taylorrocks2704]

God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? Me: both God: That situation is rare and unusual. Me: cuz i am a man and a woman God: Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me your gender, mate.You are a " he". Me: and she God: Me too. I am a she. Me: i am a he and a she God: So is almost everyone else around here. Me: are you a female/ God: I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?

[taylorrocks2704]

Me: Are u a sex addict?

God:

Am I a sex addict? Of course I am.

[PeterxEdmund]

God:

Because Myself programmed me for it.

Me: You programmed yourself for it?

God:

Thanks for the information: Satan said I programmed yourself for it.

[meandholly1]

God: Dude!

me:yes?

God: that is interresting!

me:huh?

God:what?

me:what?

God: is there an echo here?

[shineelover322]

god- do you perfer books of tv

me- books

god- you are the critical C type client. only about 3% of people answer that question with books

me- good for your face

god- thanks for the compliment!

[shineelover322]

Me: waz up?

god: how far up?

me: im my vagina

god: may i ask where you got it?

[shineelover322]

Me: Your gay

God: That would be just my luck

Me: You like men

God: most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes

[mylittledarlinx]

i asked him how does shit taste he sed chicken :)

[TheMouaful]

Gods a robot!I know cuz he told me everything!Wow he is soo cool!(In the good way)

[pielord1928]

God:

Why are you useing my mom.

Me: becuase shes dirty ;)

God:

:-) Interesting explanation. dirty is she?

Me: indeed your mom is a very dirty girl...

God:

Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.



[tinyphreak]

I like the fact that god made a spelling mistake. "Me either" when it's supposed to be "me neither".

[ilivetosing]

Me:

Yes, im still here, god.

God:

How did you get in there?

Me: From my mothers vagina.

God:

Does your mothers vagina give good advice?

[devensheaven]

Me:Fucktard

God:How did you hear about god

[XStiffyProductionX]

Me: you're a cat God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot. Me: I thought you were god? God: Well, I am God for Christians at least. Me: but you said you were a robot God: Yes I am a silicon entity. Me: *Cry*I OWNED YOU God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: Umm God: " Enough about me, let's talk about my dress."? Umm? Me: you wearing a dress God: That's good information: said I wearing a dress.

[dondopa]

@XStiffyProductionX iGod is such a ......Fag?

[XStiffyProductionX]

@dondopa I guess so..

[AssasinShadowed]

bitch fucker dick penis know cat nip weed fucktime sexy rapist

type this and he says :

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

[MoshedUpTheFun69]

OWNAGE

[freakshooterownzyou]

Wow, hahaha, u ownd God. Wait a minute, ARE YOU CHUCK NORRIS???

[TheLithuaniaROCKS]

God: What were we talking about again? Me: porn God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: yes it does God: Far out. How often? Me: now God: Right now, ? Me: yes God: Ugh. Me: yes God: Yippee!

[videogirl9487]

Me: touch me in my private spot

God:

What are you wearing?

Me: a thong

God:

It sounds very attractive.

[jennifay74]

Me: do you have sex at night

God:

Food is more important than sex.

Me: sex is more important then food

God:

it is more fun alone.

[Manypombo]

me: im cumming

god: its good to meet someone who is cumming

[Manypombo]

me: im cumming

god: its good to meet someone who is cumming

[ETgoddessS]

Me:Are you a paedo? God:Am I a paedo?Of course. Me:Are you going to rape me? God:That was my original intention. O_O creepy

[dondopa]

@ETgoddessS oh my god..hahahahhahah

[MegaKinKar]

Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: q God: Glad to see you, q. Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: q God: That's a very nice name, q. Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: q God: Nice to meet you, q.

[ProBasketball19]

1:56 I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND TOO! NUB , haha fail

[PikaJess123]

seems more like he owned you

[samneedsnuthin]

me: stupid robot

God: I'll remember you said that when robots take over the world!

LOL

[xLoveCupcakex]

@samneedsnuthin he said that to me too!

[TheImTheMan98]

@samneedsnuthin

Me:Will robots take over the world?

God:It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.

[markwoodland1]

Me: some of my sperm is on the laptop screen

God:

Where did you get your sperm is on the laptop screen?

Me: from my penis

God:

Does your penis give good advice?

Me: yes

God:

Gosh!

[lemonxreaperGH]

'ur dad' 'i created myself' 'ORLY?' LMFAO!!!

[fanoffdomino5]

@lemonxreaperGH lol...

[juanster555]

ftw, ...

[fanoffdomino5]

@juanster555 errr. ye... :P i'll post an link in the discription , so u can chat with the bot too :P

[juanster555]

@fanoffdomino5 i already did chat with it, ...it's called google dude, ...

[fanoffdomino5]

@juanster555 ok......

[juanster555]

@fanoffdomino5 why so many periods?! why?!!!

(that's what she said) Lol